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"Xiaobai! Don't give up, I think it's probably not that you don't want to laugh, but that there is no opportunity for you to laugh."

"Opportunity...?"

"Well! Like... tell a joke! How about I tell you a bad joke."

"it is good."

Great!Sister Liang's cold joke.

Haven't heard it in years!

Chi Yuliang quickly searched in his mind with a little embarrassment, and then had a flash of inspiration!

"Ah... yes, Xiaobai, let me ask you a quick brain teaser, get ready!"

"Ah."

"Excuse me, why did Xiaohua cross the road!"

"Because Xiaohua wants to go across the road."

"hiss...!"

Are you so surprised! !

Sister Liang, you told me this when I was a child!

besides!Guangyu, you've heard it all, don't gasp when I get the answer right, it looks like you're surprised!What are you pretending to be!

When Ye Zhibai resolutely gave the correct answer without being amused at all, Chi Yuliang felt deeply guilty.

She suddenly lowered her head in frustration!

"Oh...I'm sorry Xiaobai, my sister has been busy studying all these years, so I haven't read any new jokes. I... I thought that changing the subject of this story would make you feel fresh, but it turned out... Same!"

That's not the same!

The subject of the original version is Xiaohong, let alone Xiaohua.

Even if you change to Xiao Huang, Xiao Hei, Xiao Guang and Xiao Zi, at worst, you can change to Tom!This meow is also the same cold joke!

The inventory of cold jokes co-authored by Sister Liang for so many years has not been updated!

Phew... I forgot, sometimes, Sister Liang is indeed a little cute~ but this is what makes Ye Zhibai feel the most humane.

Speaking of...

After Ye Zhibai figured this out.

Suddenly remembered Guangyu's gasp in surprise just now.

You stupid fox!Could it be that Xiaohong was replaced by Xiaohua, you didn't know she was going to cross the road, right?

Guangyu: We thought the little flower was a flower!How do we know that plants have to cross the road, is it unreasonable!

This cold joke caused the two people in the box, plus Yihu, to start a brainstorm of the century.

In the end, Chi Yuliang decided to suspend the topic.

"Okay...Xiaobai, wait until I get home to read some bad jokes, and I'll tell you later. Eat first, and if you don't eat, the food will be cold."

"agree."

Brainstorming is over.

Wanting to master a smile is by no means a feat that can be accomplished overnight.

After the official start of the meal, Ye Zhibai discovered that the rotation frequency of the round table was extremely high.

Of course, it wasn't Guangyu who was pulling out her wasabi from her bag for an elegant meal prep.

It was Sister Liang who turned the disk.

As the dinner plate turned, Ye Zhibai found that the best dishes on the table always appeared in front of her in turn.

ah this...

"Sister Liang, eat quickly, don't take care of me."

"Hmm, Xiaobai wants to grow his body, you are mainly responsible for eating well. My sister and I have already passed the stage of needing nutrition."

Bling~~~Bling~~~

This sound effect was made up by Ye Zhibai involuntarily in his mind.

Facts speak louder than words.

Looking at the weight that could be seen on Chi Yuliang's chest.

Ye Zhibai thought that there was no way to refute this statement.

Fortunately, Ye Zhibai ordered enough food today, she couldn't finish it even if she was stuffed to death!

Sister Liang had no choice but to be honest and supplement her excess nutrition.

The five flavors of the meal.

Chi Yuliang slightly opened a small gap in the screen beside him with his fingers, and looked out of the window of the box.

In the distance, at the end of the road, you can see the plaque at the main entrance of "Qihai University", which is lit up in golden light at night.

There are even deeper, uniform outlines of university teaching buildings.

Retract your fingers, and the screen closes again.

After confirming the location of this place, Chi Yuliang swallowed the food in his mouth dignifiedly, and then asked Ye Zhibai in a soft voice.

"By the way... Xiaobai, this is where you used to go to college, right? I saw a lot of college students on the way here."

"Well, Xiaolin Road of Qihai University, go straight from here, and you will be able to walk to the main entrance of the university."

"The university town really has an atmosphere. After so many days of studying in university, it is really nostalgic to return to such an atmosphere all of a sudden."

"Indeed...huh?"

"Xiaobai, what's the matter?"

Ye Zhibai chewed the fish in his mouth.

I suddenly thought of something, and was almost stuck by a fishbone!

Fortunately, she glanced at the scene of Guangyu drinking mustard in time, and was so angry that the fishbone came out again.

ahem...

Pinch the mouth with your fingers to remove the small fishbone.

Ye Zhibai sorted out her thoughts just now in her mind.

When it comes to university, it is naturally the unique atmosphere of the university.

When it comes to the atmosphere of the university, it is naturally the last green years before swaying youth and burning to become a social animal.

Speaking of Burning Years...

Just think of that group of hateful cashiers! !

Some people burn the years, nestling on the bed in the dormitory, playing games with their mobile phones all day long.

But some people burn the years, but with the object of love, they are full of turmoil all day long, wandering around the city!

The gap between people is so obvious.

And sister Liang, hasn't she just finished four years of college?

Sister Liang, whether it's appearance, personality, or learning ability, is definitely a super cash-level existence!

So, such a full-fledged sister Liang.

During college... Is there any love that burns the years?

It should have been said that this matter had little to do with Ye Zhibai, or it might be a private matter, so it shouldn't be asked.

But...Ye Zhibai didn't know why, but she really wanted to ask this question.

It's like the fishbone I ate just now, when I suddenly thought of it, if I don't ask, I will feel an uncomfortable feeling like a stick in my throat.

The fishbone is stuck and needs to be taken out.

If you want to ask a question, you don't have to worry about it.

Under Chi Yuliang's concerned gaze, Ye Zhibai raised her head.

"Sister Liang, did you ever fall in love when you were in college?"

"Um?!"

Ye Zhibai wants to defend, I'm not a gossip!I just...

Oh forget it.

I'm gossip!

Ye Zhibai's big lavender eyes were actually full of brilliance, looking straight into Chi Yuliang's eyes, waiting for the answer.

Obviously, Chi Yuliang couldn't react for a while when he was asked such a question suddenly.

But soon.

She did not avoid Ye Zhibai's gaze,

Her own eyes were as moist as water, and she truthfully told her lovely Xiaobai the answer to Ye Zhibai's curious question.

"No, ahaha... Speaking of which, I was 'laughed' at by my roommates because of this. They all got out of singles, only my sister and I were single until the day I graduated from college~ They still spend I paid 100 yuan and bought a big banner to hang on the dormitory window to celebrate my 22 years of being single when I graduated!"

Good guy!

These roommates are also ruthless!

Although Ye Zhibai breathed a sigh of relief for the answer to this question, she found it quite strange?

"It shouldn't be... Sister Liang is so beautiful and good at studying. Logically speaking, shouldn't the boys chasing you be in groups?"

"Hey, thank you Xiaobai for your compliment... Hey, I still have a headache when I talk about this. I have found opportunities to hint in speeches in the class and in the department more than once during college. I don't want to fall in love, but love letters They still come in piles.”

Great cash! !

Thinking of these things, Chi Yuliang shook his head helplessly.

"Those love letters, I originally wanted to throw them away, but I thought it was a pity to throw them away, so I saved them up and saved them until I graduated and sold them as scraps, and they sold for more than 20 yuan! It's a good thing I didn't throw them away!"

I boil!

Sister Liang, you have really brought into play the good habit of thrift in our orphanage!

Ye Zhibai was dumbfounded in her heart.

I don't know what to say.

Finally, it comes down to the last question in mind.

"But... Why doesn't Sister Liang want to fall in love? Everyone says... falling in love is an important part of youth?"

"Hmm, that's true, yes~ The answer to this question is because of it?"

Chi Yuliang played tricks on purpose.

The wistful gaze kept wandering over Ye Zhibai.

After Ye Zhibai pouted slightly with an expressionless attitude.

Chi Yuliang accepted it as soon as he saw it, and quickly raised an index finger, laughing in a joking tone.

"Maybe it's because my sister hasn't met anyone better than Xiaobai since she was born?"

"!"

Why didn't I know I was so good!

Chi Yuliang added, shaking his fingers.

"After all, Xiaobai is my only younger brother... It's not right to say that, it's time to say it this way, because Xiaobai is my only younger sister! I'm thinking of you, so naturally I can't tolerate other people~ right? ?”

"This...isn't it right."

We were not discussing love-related topics just now, were we?

You are talking about family relationship!