Overlords in the Marvel Universe

"It's impossible for me to watch Parker die in my arms. You know, I asked a magic stick called Reed to use his spring-like hands to take out half of the self-healing factor from my body. Then injected them into Peter Parker's body."

"Spider-Man is back! Deadpool is getting old too!"

"Thanos of Cao Nima, why didn't you in this universe curse me?!"

"Throw out the jamming net, and prepare to launch a miniature nuclear bomb." The monitor captain ordered, "Mr. Osborne will be very happy to kill those two ridiculous superheroes."

A ball of blue plasma was ejected from under the shuttle, and turned into a large net during the flight, which caught the shuttle driven by Old Deadpool.

"I think we've got to be a barbecue, man." Old Parker said in a low tone.

"Don't give up, I'm the Supreme Emperor of the Deadpool Gang, have you forgotten?"

As soon as the words fell, the flying shuttles opposite them turned into balls of burning fireballs and fell, and the two flying shuttles came from a distance, it was Li Jie and the Deadpool sisters.

"Dad!"

"Hey! My precious girls! Wait, Varda, how did your face become so beautiful? Which hospital did you go to? Call Daddy quickly."

"You don't need to bother daddy so much, because the doctor is here." Varda Wilson pointed to Li Jie (the original appearance before time-travelling, black hair and black pupils) next to her.

"Hey, buddy, I seem to have seen you before." Old Deadpool suddenly raised his voice.

"You are Bruce Wayne! You are Batman!"

[Book friends who can read this and feel that my writing is okay, absolutely do not push me for a book shortage or promote it. The fewer people who read this book, the better, and the lower the rating, the better. What brains do you have? You can mention the script of the hole, so I can make a clean picture.]

Chapter 83 Buzzing

"You are Bruce Wayne! You are Batman!" The old deadpool pointed at Li Jie exaggeratedly and shouted.

"You just mistook someone with dementia, Wade." Li Jie straightened his tie, "You're talking about a Gotham idol, and he's called Batman."

In a simple conversation, Old Deadpool showed his ability to break the fourth wall.

"But you are as dark as him!" Old Deadpool retorted, "I am dementia, but I am not stupid, you are the guy who calls himself Bruce Wayne, you look as dark as him!"

"I told you that you misidentified the person." Li Jie unbuttoned his shirt, then pulled his hands together, revealing the bright red "S" logo inside, "I'm super man!"

"Hey, buddy, don't you think you're such a dick?" After finishing speaking, the old Deadpool raised his middle finger at Li Jie in contempt, "The setting of changing clothes in the phone booth is simply outrageous!"

"Hmm...wait a minute, it seems a bit different after a closer look. You are much more handsome than that pirate boy, and my daughter just said that you are an excellent plastic surgeon?" Old Deadpool looked at Li Jie with bright eyes.

Li Jie smiled slightly, "You know Wade, there is no free lunch in this world, I can help you with a little plastic surgery, but you need to do one thing for me."

"What nonsense are you talking about? Old Deadpool is a living legendary mercenary!" Old Deadpool patted his chest hard, then bent down and coughed twice, "Cough! It really doesn't work, you can find two of my Daughter, they can help too, cough cough cough!"

"Don't blame us for your troubles, you old man." Varda rolled his eyes and said with disdain.

"You unfilial daughter!"

"I don't have a father!" Varda Wilson raised his middle finger at Old Deadpool, "Unless you tell me where my mother is, I'll send you to a nursing home!"

"I agree." The old Parker next to him raised his hands in agreement, "There are many high-quality single women there, maybe next year you will have more brothers or sisters or something."

"That's not enough." Varda Wilson pouted, "I don't want one more person to compete with me for the title of Deadpool."

"It's Deadpool now, my stupid sister." Ellie spit out abruptly.

"Okay! You all shut up and be quiet!" Old Deadpool suddenly shouted, "You will delay my plastic surgery. As a big star, my schedule is very full!"

"Full? It means you sleep until you wake up naturally every day, and then do nothing but brag and play games?" Old Parker complained mercilessly.

"Doctor, if you want the old deadpool to help you, you have to pay a deposit first." The old deadpool rubbed his hands, not hiding his desire to whore for free.

"Of course." Li Jie raised his right hand, and the palm exuded a soft light like holy light.

"Come on! Baby! I'm ready!" Old Deadpool shouted excitedly.

Li Jie narrowed his eyes and smiled slightly, the holy light in his palm condensed into a ball, and then shot at Old Deadpool...Old Parker beside him.

The holy light spread to the old Parker's whole body, bringing him a radical change. His back was no longer sore, his legs were no longer hurting, his lost teeth and hair had grown back, and he had returned to a handsome man. Charming young man!

"This is simply unbelievable! Dude!" Peter Parker looked at his muscular arms in disbelief, and then he lifted the clothes outside his stomach, and his eight-pack abs were clearly visible.

"Wow~" The Deadpool sisters on the side stared wide-eyed. In this cyberpunk world, this is the first time they have seen pure natural eight-pack abs when they grow up so big.

"Hey! Dude! Hey!" Old Deadpool yelled like a monkey. "You missed! Old Deadpool is sexier than Spider-Man!"

"Wait! I got it! You did it on purpose! You're a Spider-Man fan!"

Powder your head!I'm Spider-Man's uncle!

"I know what kind of thing you are, Wade, you are more coquettish than the most cunning fox." Li Jie pouted, "If you want to enjoy rejuvenation, then take me to find Bruce Wayne."

Li Jie pointed the tip of his umbrella at Old Deadpool, "I can still make your heart beat again, you know what I mean, hell and earth."

"Okay, you convinced me, buddy." Old Deadpool honestly raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, "Your words hit my weakness, and I will take you to find Batman's grave."

"I'm going to bring a stereo, because that bootleg kid is a smug bastard."

……

In the remote suburbs of New York, the old Deadpool brought everyone to a place that had been completely abandoned.According to Peter Parker's recollection, this place used to be a rich suburban area, but in today's era of capitalism and energy scarcity, it is not a good idea to live in the suburbs, so it was naturally abandoned.

Following in the footsteps of the old Deadpool, a group of five people walked in the wilderness like this. Li Jie didn't use teleportation or other abilities, and the whole person looked like he was traveling on the road, with a camera in his hand .

"Bruce, or the guy who calls himself the flat man, he is really a very stubborn person, how do you say that word, oh yes, it's called stubborn!" the old deadpool muttered to Li Jie Lead the way, because this place has been deserted for a long time, and the road is already overgrown with weeds, "Because that guy is a guy who likes to talk with his fists, and he is fierce all day long, so I don't like him very much, and this guy has never Doesn't talk to me, but I always feel like he understands me."

When the old Deadpool said this, he glanced at Li Jie, "Just like you, you can understand what I say, right?"

"Continue to tell your story, old Deadpool." Li Jie ignored him at all.

The old Deadpool shrugged his shoulders, and split the thorn bushes in front of him with the dogleg knife in his hand, "Continue to say, Bruce's force is very powerful, and the speed of improvement is very fast, just like playing a game to level up."

"Bruce's ability is very special. Have you watched Japanese animation and Chinese animation in the last century? Bruce can use the various abilities of those animated characters, such as ninjutsu, eight strange skills, devil fruit, super electromagnetic gun and so on "Old Deadpool suddenly slapped his head, "That's right! I also saw Bruce use the EX curry stick once! That move directly blasted half of Hell's Kitchen!"

"Yes, on this point, I can testify to the old Wade, what he said is true." Peter Parker added next to him, "I still remember the first time I met Bruce, he was very enthusiastic. , as if he is very familiar with me, but I have no impression of him at all."

Peter Parker spread his hands, and continued, "Bruce, he never shows mercy to his enemies. He killed Kim Bin, Vulture, Doctor Octopus, and many super villains. He also likes to give those people nicknames, such as Guan Jin is also called the 'Village Chief of Xinshou Village'."

"Don't interrupt!" Old Deadpool patted Peter Parker's butt dissatisfied, "It feels good, cough cough! Where did we talk just now?"

"Oh yes, Japanese animation! Bruce can use the abilities and weapons of those animated characters. I am very sure of this, including Iron Man and Mister Fantastic. Those smart people can be sure that Bruce is using the skills of those animated characters. .”

"But every time Bruce denied it flatly, saying that those were his family's secret skills, and there were all kinds of excuses."

"But it's really nothing. Everyone has their own little secrets and needs their own private space. For example, Colossus is actually gay, and Black Widow is only 11 years younger than Captain America!"

"So even though Bruce's reasons sounded lame, we still chose to accept him, and even Iron Man helped Bruce lie more than once. But whenever I see that guy use lame reasons to convince everyone, his face is full of smugness I always want to punch him in the face when he has that look on his face."

Hearing this, Li Jie suddenly chuckled, always feeling that these people are coaxing the traverser like a child, what is this?Is the tenderness unique to superheroes?

"It seems that the pirate kid usually helped you a lot," Li Jie said.

"Indeed, he did help the Avengers and the X-Men a lot, but sometimes he would talk like a god, always muttering about Thanos, Zirita, Ultron, etc. We couldn't hear it at all. Know what he's talking about."

Li Jie glanced at the old deadpool, and he could tell that the so-called "breaking the fourth wall" ability of this old deadpool is passive, and can only be activated when "the plot requires", and the old deadpool himself is not paying attention at all. up to this point.

Chapter 84 The Tomb of the Traveler

The old Deadpool continued to lead the way, "I don't like that kid Bruce, because he always pretends to be an expert there in secret, and says things that no one can understand."

"But Bruce did change a lot of tragedies and saved a lot of people. Like going to Iraq to save Tony Stark, helping Iron Man defeat the Iron King, and saving Quicksilver when we fought Ultron. Stand up at the most critical time to reverse the situation and help everyone win the final victory."

"Bruce also saved my Uncle Ben, but he killed Norman (fake death), and...Harry." Peter Parker's voice suddenly became a little lower, "If I persisted, maybe Harry can still be saved..."

"Don't think about those messy things, Parker, those things are over." Old Deadpool comforted Peter Parker, "So, even if that kid always likes to pretend, everyone endured it, because he really helped everyone A lot busy."

The old Deadpool waved the dogleg knife in his hand for the last time, pushing away the weeds blocking the road in front of them. In front of them was an open area with no trees around, and only a layer of calf-high weeds growing on the ground.

"Well, that's right, have you seen that big stone?" Old Deadpool suddenly said triumphantly, "In order to fit Bruce's name, I specially chose a big black stone as the tombstone, and drew a picture on it. A little bat as a marker, I'm a fucking genius."

"Your artistic cells can only be appreciated by hell demons." Li Jie complained abruptly, "After you signed a list of cheating after marriage with someone, your last artistic cells disappeared."

"Do you want to die, buddy!" Old Deadpool covered Li Jie's mouth, pulled him aside and said cautiously, "Varda is very sensitive about her mother, you must not provoke her, understand? "

"Your little daughter has been carrying the mirror all the way, Wade." Peter Parker patted his old friend on the shoulder.

"Anyway, Bruce's tomb is under that big rock, and the physical work is done by you young people, including you, Parker."

"Damn, I hope I don't say that I don't respect the old and love the young..." Peter Parker muttered in a low voice, and then looked at the Deadpool sisters.

"Gentlemanly! Gentlemanly!"

Raising one arm high, pointing their fingertips above their heads, the Deadpool sisters leaned shoulder to shoulder and made a "love" gesture towards Peter Parker.

"Why are you looking at me? How can an employer do the work himself?" Li Jie put his hands behind his back, thought for a while and threw his umbrella to Peter Parker.

The umbrella twisted in mid-air, and when Peter Parker caught it, he found that the umbrella had turned into a shovel.

"Come on." Li Jie cheered.

Peter Parker rolled his eyes speechlessly, and followed him just to be a coolie digging graves?

But he didn't recruit, just dig!

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Halfway through the digging, Peter Parker suddenly raised his head. He seemed to smell a very fragrant smell just now, like, like the smell of barbecue!

Turning around abruptly, Peter Parker saw such a scene.

Sun, sand, umbrellas, and a beach volleyball net.

Li Jie, as well as Deadpool's father and daughter all changed their outfits, red and green short-sleeved beach clothes, and sexy and hot bikinis.

Deadpool was having a barbecue with his head bowed, while his two daughters were playing beach volleyball beside him. Li Jie was lying on the beach chair wearing sunglasses, enjoying the sunbathing while sipping juice, his eyes were fixed on something. .

Gan!I have worked so hard to dig my grave!You're throwing a beach party in the back?

"No, that's not the point! Where did the beach party come from!" Peter Parker shook off the dirt and gravel all over his body, and angrily walked towards Li...Deadpool.

But as soon as his front foot stepped on the beach, the clothes on Peter Parker changed into a pair of beach pants with blue and green patterns, revealing the muscular muscles of Peter Parker's upper body.

"WDF?" Peter Parker rubbed his eyes, wondering if he had fallen into some kind of hallucination.

"Hey Parker! Come try Deadpool's big hot sausage!"

Deadpool is coming back like Peter Parker now. Not only that, Li Jie also healed his toad-like skin and appearance, but this guy doesn't know what kind of crazy, his face is still the same. Wearing a red and black Deadpool headgear.

"So that's why you left me alone digging the grave, but ran over to the beach party yourself?" Peter Parker asked Deadpool angrily.

"My dear Li Jie calls this a graveyard dance, I think it's very appropriate." Deadpool smiled happily, "It's been so many years, we two old men haven't gone on vacation together like this for a long time."

Deadpool was not at all curious about Li Jie's ability, digging a dead man's grave in exchange for himself and Peter Parker rejuvenated, this deal is a good deal no matter how you look at it.

"Okay...you're right."

After staying with Deadpool for so long, although I really don’t want to admit it, Peter Parker’s personality has indeed changed a lot compared to when he was young. Simply put, Peter Parker’s integrity in this universe has changed rapidly Into the shape of a deadpool.

"Have you finished digging Bruce's grave?" Li Jie got up from the beach chair and threw a can of iced Wangzai milk to Peter Parker.

"Milk?!" Peter Parker was a little confused.

"In my eyes, you will always be a child, Peter." After saying this, Li Jie walked to the coffin of the traverser, squatting down, not knowing what he was doing.

"Parker, do you think that guy's tone of voice is very similar to your uncle? I'm serious, I'm not joking."

"Shut your mouth or I'll put that sausage in your mouth!"

"I'm looking forward to it." Deadpool's eyes lit up when he heard this.

Li Jie squatted in front of the grave of this fellow traveler, lowered his head and sucked the juice. Now that he found his grave, the information shield set by someone naturally disappeared.

"What this guy did was really stupid..."

Bruce Wayne, this time traveler like Li Jie, has a system and what he thinks is a "plot prophet", but in the end he foolishly chooses to follow the plot. Everything he does is important to the "plot". "It's just trivial matters.

This guy didn't understand the essence of the world at all. Everything he did seemed critical, but he didn't deviate from the original scope of the "plot" at all.

How to describe this feeling?This time traveler gave Li Jie the feeling that he relied on his familiarity with the plot to give himself a prophet, and then saved some people he wanted to save, and killed those villains who should have died in the original plot. The fate of the "main character" is the same as the original "plot", except that some minor changes have been made, and he has found a way to use his own prophet to maximize his own interests.

Li Jie didn't continue to give himself spoilers, he wanted to hear Deadpool's eloquent explanation.

"Hey, Wade, do you remember how this guy died?"

Chapter 85 The Seed of Hope

"How did he die? Let me think about it..." Deadpool touched his chin, "Oh! Remember, this guy said that he was going to find some infinite gems, and he vowed to tell us about the Space Rubik's Cube of S.H.I.E.L.D. It’s one of them, what’s called a space gem.”

"Also, he said that the eye hanging on the Supreme Sorcerer's chest is the Time Stone, and Vision, the red robot, the piece on his forehead is the Mind Stone!"