Miss Gudazi, who almost became a walker, is saving humanity

"No, no, that's not the case, Master. What a stupid bear, that's not how bears fish. Is it because the fish is not full?"

Tamamo shook her head as if looking at the dumbest student in the class.

"If it's Xiong Xiong, you should karma it, and then kuma it!"

Saying that, the cat ran again.

The cat running at full speed showed no mercy, fully displaying its speed and strength to wave its paw at the bear.But the claws couldn't even scrape off the bear's fur, and the slaps couldn't break through the magic formula all over the bear's body.

This is the power of the Southern Cross, in a word it is invincible.

Even that Hercules couldn't break the fur of the Nemean lion, let alone a cat's paw.As for the [strike] and [strangle] that were the cause of the Nemean Lion's defeat, the technical department also used all of its own technology to make up for it.

However, Li Xiang, who couldn't adapt to fighting in a doll costume, could only be beaten unilaterally, and was slapped by the cat as a non-breakable leather racket.Be it the Martial Skills of the Proxy or Martha's boxing, they are all just nonsense when they can't even run normally.

When being photographed by the cat and flew into the air, Lixiang, who was in the doll costume, thought about whether the equipment was really unusable and how to fight in the doll costume.

Then, she suddenly thought of what the cat had just said.

"...That's right, that's not how bears fish."

Li Xiang understood the meaning of that sentence.

Just like walking in flat shoes and walking in high heels are two different things, since you are wearing doll costumes on your body, why do you have to exert yourself as usual?

"A bear needs to look like a bear, kuma!"

That is to say, but it is obviously unrealistic to ask human beings to change the way of exerting force in a short period of time.What's more, this is not a commonly used equipment. Now that I have changed the mana method, I have to spend time to change it back after taking off the doll costume. Next time I wear the doll costume and then change it back?

...that would be too impractical.

'So, take a long detour. '

Li Xiang thought so.

The girl has a talent that has nothing to do with the Son's physique, and is entirely her own talent—to use her body to use the physical skills used on long-range weapons.

So, just change your perspective.

The claws are not claws, but black keys.

Limbs are not limbs, they are barrels.

The body is not a body, it is a cannonball.

I am not myself——

"——It's 【Chariot】——kuma!"

So the bear ran.

Not walking staggeringly, nor simply galloping, but [running].

It doesn't seem to make people feel forced, and there is no sense of humor at all, running and jumping very naturally.The white bear swung its furry paws while running again, and the paws roared like an explosion in the air.Facing the cat that was jumping towards him, Ice Bear ran directly towards her.

then……

"The cat's meat ball was actually blocked by the bear?!"

"Bear Power!! Kuma!!"

—actually the strength of a lion.

This is a trick based on the innocence of the lion and the transformation of the technical department. What the cat is doing is essentially no different from a rabbit hitting a tree stump with all its strength.

"Kuma!!"

Xiong Lixiang put away his claws, and then used a secret technique called Iron Armor to swing his claws out again.Under the effect of multiple strengthened magic and physical skills, the cat weighing only 52kg was directly shot flying.

"Oh! It's turned into a good bear!"

"It's not just kuma!"

Saying so, Xiong Lixiang took out the black key with his furry paws.

It is obvious that the black key is so difficult to use that it is not easy to hold it in human hands, but Li Xiang easily grabbed it with bear paws.

"As long as you get the hang of it, other things will be easy to handle kuma!!"

With that said, Xiong Lixiang threw the black key in his hand.

The black keys thrown with the power of the Southern Cross even created a shock wave during the flight. If these black keys collided with a car traveling at full speed, the winner would undoubtedly be the black key.

However, the cat barked, and caught all the black keys with its paws and mouth.

"The cat is excited, woof!"

"Kuma!!"

The cat and the bear yelled battle cries of unknown meaning to each other, and rushed towards each other.

The few people watching the battle watched the animal battle with dull eyes, and they had a strong feeling of [What the hell am I looking at? ] question.

Incidentally, the final result of this mock battle—of course, Lixiang lost.

■Chaldea Cafeteria

After the mock battle, everyone went to the cafeteria together.

Before Lixiang and the cat made an appointment to study new dishes together, and to study new dishes naturally need people who try dishes, so they all went together.

"Skewer slices of marinated Warcraft meat together, and make Turkish barbecue like this!"

The meat of monsters that can be eaten and have no conflicts with each other is sliced ​​into thin slices and marinated with seasonings, and then they are stacked on top of each other and grilled with iron rods to form a huge meat ball. In short, it is like this cooking.

The roasted meat can be cut with a knife and eaten directly or used as a pancake. Because it is roasted with a variety of different meats, it can feel quite layered.

"...But, is this a new dish?"

Tachika asked such a question while looking at the rotating barbecue in front of him with the cat.

Although the meat of Warcraft is used, the method is just Turkish barbecue. Is such a thing a new dish?

"But, it's delicious."

Mash said so happily eating a small plate of barbecued meat.Martha on the side wiped her mouth and expressed the same opinion.

"Although I only cook for my younger siblings from time to time. But the so-called food is still more important than the so-called "new", right?"

"Fu (me too)~"

"...Fufu, you..."

Li Xiang sighed.

"However, what the eldest sister said makes sense."

"Yeah, the cat thinks the same way. Sure enough, making the master happy is the real way of a maid?!"

"Then, just come normally—"

The thinking was opened, so many recipes flashed past the eyes of the two in an instant.

"The schnitzel and hamburger of the devil's pig."

"Braised giant fish, try grilling and frying later."

"Bake two different flying monsters together."

"The texture of dragon meat is a bit like beef, so stir-fry and meatballs, and then grilled dragon steak or something."

“Don't know what meat it is but it's meat schnitzel!”

"Braised vegetables or something!"

“Donburi and ramen!”

"Although I don't like the sashimi platter and sushi that I ate—"

"..."

"..."

If you want to say it, it's like the era of the most intense academic debate is the era of the most knowledge.When two chefs who are good at cooking are experimenting with new dishes, their minds are opened, and the person in charge of the dish test has to experience the pain of happiness.

Afterwards, even the employees of Chaldea who had finished their work joined the industry of dish testers, but everyone was still basically fed up.

"Then, in the end, it's my proudest creation, assorted curry—well, but everyone is full. I'll process this into curry cubes and save it later. Thank you for your hard work."

Saying so, Lixiang brought out a pot of soup curry that had just been cooked.She filled a bowl herself and sat opposite Matthew.

"Really, I accidentally caught fire with Miss Kitty."

"...Why curry?"

Because she was a little stretched, Mash asked, who was leaning on the chair with the same movements as Fufu who was lying on the table.

"I remember that after the exploration of singularity f, I also ate curry with Senior...Does Senior like curry very much?"

"If I had to say it, I just got used to it. After all, Sier-senpai likes curry very much, so I practiced a little bit harder."

"Senior's senior? What kind of person is that?"

"Well, what kind of person...although he is a bit vulgar, but he is a good person anyway?"

■? ? ? ·? ? ?

It's a strange space.

It's reality, it's fantasy.It exists in [spirit] and [matter] at the same time, in short, it is such a space.

A girl... well, at least a girl who looks like a girl is standing here.

She couldn't understand why she was here, so she walked forward subconsciously.At the end where there was nothing, stood a man who couldn't even see men and women clearly.

"Where is this place?"

she asked.

"who are you?"

"This is the gap between spirit and matter, the only junction between the Seat of Heroes and the present world. I called you here to ask for your [help], girl. Anyway, let's start with self-introduction—I It's [Abraham Van Helsing], the most popular vampire hunter... the [Phantom] that should be called that, how about you?"

"I'm... well, just call me [Xieer]."

Postscript Part Four

■This volume is over, thank you for your purchase and viewing.

In short, this is the end of this volume, where things suddenly became very noisy.

...The next volume will definitely not engage in such a big scene. If there are too many people, the characters will be forgotten.

■About this volume

Although Mushroom's motto is that all human beings are strong, the future of human beings in the Moon World is still quite hopeless.No matter how you search, it seems that you can only find the end of destruction. None of the transcendents who can see the future in the story have expectations for human beings.

Lao Gai wants to delete the account and reopen it, MC wants to kill all human beings, and the old director also said [soul materialization?The growth of human beings is absolutely impossible, and I will not accompany it. 】Those words that are extremely scary to think about.

Let me tell you, are human beings so hopeless...

Based on this idea, the original character that was suddenly created by me is the [Ten Commandments] of this volume.

The human love that guides the world, the leader who believes that human beings will one day reach the Canghui Galaxy.

Speaking of AI, I feel that the first thing that people think of now is [organisms, it's too late] or something like that.What kind of omnic crisis, AI rebellion...well, those things are really more interesting...

But I'm a layman, and the first story of "Intelligence and Humanity" I read was "Star Dream".

Compared with the lunatic robot who wants to kill all human beings for all kinds of messy reasons, the stupid robot who falls down in an abandoned city covered in rust, but suddenly stands up when a dangerous homeless person shouts for help is more romantic ——Well, I think so.

■This is also an idea that popped up when I was watching 2.5

In 2.5, Chaos suddenly descended from the machine, so Musashi had to die to cut the passage.For people on earth, Chaos, who suddenly came from outer space and wanted to dig up the earth in order to fly to the sea of ​​stars with a convoy, is a simple and unreasonable alien invasion weapon.

...although I still don't understand what 40.00% of the earth is for Chaos.Even if the earth is a super battery, Chaos is a sun...

Anyway, an idea popped up at that time.

Abandoning his mission, he became the god of the earth, the Olympian gods.And Chaos, who is stubborn and ruthless, insisting on past missions like a machine... Which side is wrong?

...Well, this is also a meaningless idea.

In short, based on this idea, the second creation about Chaos in this volume came out.

■About the next volume