Yuanshin, no one knows the harem better than me

"Girl..." Xia Tian circled behind Paimon and asked with interest: "Speaking of which, which muscle do you use for flying?"

"I can fly, are you envious?" Paimon wished that his nostrils would be upturned, and his complacent energy would not be too much to be beaten.

"Envy, envy, I'm so envious." Paimon couldn't feel Xia Tian's perfunctory.

Pointing to her underdeveloped biceps, she introduced it solemnly: "It's probably this one and this one."

Too surprised, completely incomprehensible structure, Xia Tian's doubts hit like a storm: "Eh? Can these two muscles take off? What is the principle? Why can't mine?"

"It's okay, I'll teach you..." Paimon stretched out his hand generously, like a kind Virgin Mary, behind him was the window with the early morning sun.

Xia Tian was really moved.

I saw Paimon folded his arms, like an old hen flapping its wings: "I was like this in the beginning, flapping and flapping, and I will fly slowly. After getting used to it, even if I don't do this movement, I can easily control the flight altitude and speed."

ha?Is it that simple?

Xia Tian gradually doubts, but if it is really possible... It seems that there is no harm in trying.

"You try it, it's very simple, I didn't even tell my mother." Paimon came to Xia Tian's ear, with the bewitchment of the goblin: "I only told you!"

Flattered.

After Xia Tian got his pose, he was ready to start practicing... Fortunately, he saw Paimon's sneaky smile.

It really is a lie!Sure enough, he still held grudges for being tied up.

Unexpectedly, the naive Paimon has been infected by cunning humans and has learned to play pranks!

As soon as the brain strikes, he will plan.

Xia Tian sighed heavily: "Teacher, I still don't understand, can you refer to the teacher's movements?"

Paimon was vigilant: "Flying is not something that can be achieved overnight, you should first understand the spirit today, and you will contact me tomorrow."

"Then can I see the teacher's muscle structure?"

Saying that, Xia Tian grabbed Paimon, turned over her body, and prepared to disturb her creaking nest.

Paimon, who had been prepared for a long time, didn't sit still, he stepped on Xia Tian's face with two feet, and ran away with his strength.

She didn't go far, but the smell of crabs caught her heart, her stomach, and her body.

Paimon looked out the window, the sun had just come out and there was not much light yet.

So he looked at Xia Tian pitifully: "Can I eat it?"

Xia Tian pretended to be angry and ignored it.

Paimeng ran over with blinking eyes, and thoughtfully beat Xia Tian's shoulders: "Give me something to eat, okay?"

It's not so easy to soften your heart in summer, until the warmth and softness from your face pour into your chest——

Turning his face to the side, Paimon was on the side, staring with big eyes.

Just now... did Paimon kiss me?Hey hey hey, it's not right, it can't be done like this... The size gap is too big, don't let me develop in the direction of abnormality.

Xia Tian covered his face, feeling flustered by frivolity: "You..."

Paimon pointed to his puckered lips: "Mona said, as long as I kiss you, you will be very obedient, so hurry up and heat the crab for me!"

ha?Xia Tian failed to understand under what circumstances, Mona would say this to Paimon: "When did I tell you?"

"Yesterday, she said that you are very easy to fool... Oh, no, you are very easy to get along with." I almost said something wrong, and Paimon corrected it in time: "She said, as long as you "kiss", you will forgive her for doing it." anything stupid. "

"So, I've already kissed you, so please forgive my teasing, and then go and warm up the crabs for me!"

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The "kiss" that Mona said is probably not the same as the "kiss" that Paimon understood, and the emotions contained in it are also different.

But knowing that Paimon harassed him because of this made Xia Tian feel relieved a lot.

Before that, I was really worried that this little guy would have thoughts about him, that would be too bad.

"Ah...the situation is still a bit different." Xia Tian didn't know how to explain to the non-human Paimon, so he simply gave up: "Forget it, let's go outside, little glutton."

The fire will be lit in the summer, the dishes will be heated in the summer, the summer has the final say, and Paimon follows behind.

As long as there are crabs to eat, it can be called whatever you want.

In order not to disturb Ying and Mona's rest, they took the small stove that comes standard in the room and went outside the house.

The sun had just risen, and the chill could not be dispelled in time.

The temperature difference between day and night at the seaside is huge, and it was really cold for the two of them who were wearing thin clothes.

Paimon used Xia Tian's back as a safe haven, and stretched his hands from his neck, trying to get more warmth.

When the stove is lit, the red flame raises the temperature of a small area with warmth.

Paimon held up his little hand and stuck it to the stove to keep warm, his little face was bright red from the light.

The pot filled with crabs and soup is heated up on the fire, and the mouth-watering aroma reappears in front of your eyes.

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

Soon the soup starts to roll, and it only needs to be simmered for a while to reach the perfect eating standard.

At this time, the boring Xia Tian began to think of ghost ideas again.

He asked, "Paimon, do you want to go swimming?"

"Swimming? If you go swimming at this time, you will freeze to death." Paimon resolutely refused, she didn't want to become an ice sculpture.

To skip the warm crab soup and go for a swim is a choice made only after your brain has been kicked by eighteen donkeys.

"What if it's in a very warm place?" Xia Tian seemed to be telling a fairy tale, describing the scene in his mind: "The water in the swimming pool is a soup made of crabs. Paimon can dive in it and drink it with just one mouth. From the delicious crab soup, there are also cooked big crabs all around, you can grab it with your hands..."

Just listening to it made my mouth water.

Paimon's eyes were filled with anticipation: "Is there really that kind of swimming pool full of crabs and crab soup?"

"Well, of course." Xia Tian smiled and nodded affirmatively.

"Hmm..." In view of the previous teasing behaviors, Paimeng resisted the impulse and questioned, "I always feel that you have no good intentions. You won't tell me about something so good!"

Having said that, the curiosity and yearning in his eyes have not diminished at all.

Xia Tian sincerely made up reasons to add: "If I could go, I would definitely not tell you... That is a paradise created by goblins. It is too small for us humans, only Paimon, who is the same size as elves. , is just right."

goblin?Are there fairies in Tivat?

I don't know, and I haven't seen it in Xia Tian.

But if there is, it is probably like Paimon, right?

Xia Tian put on a rather regretful look, and sighed three times in a row.

After all, Paimon couldn't hold back the temptation of the crab soup pool, and took a step forward: "Then I'll trust you once, where is that pool?"

Before revealing the answer, Xia Tian still has new requirements: "Swimming requires you to take off your clothes.

Paimon's clothes were fluffy, and if they were boiled together in a pot, the soup would be undrinkable.

For undressing, Paimon has the shame of a humanoid creature, covering his neckline: "Eh? Then I won't go."

Unexpectedly, Xia Tian joked: "Hey, Paimon will be embarrassed too?"

"What do you take me for?" Paimon frowned, obviously she was not someone who could run around naked.

Even when taking a bath with Ying, he would wrap his body in a towel.

"In nature, there are many creatures that don't wear clothes, like the wild boars we often see..."

The example Xia Tian gave made Paimon even more resentful and resistant: "Do you regard me as a wild boar? I am... I am more similar to human beings!"

Xia Tian showed apology, and explained solemnly: "Actually, we human beings did not wear clothes a long, long time ago. At that time, we didn't feel ashamed at all."

Nonsense.

Human beings have a sense of shame from the very beginning, and the first priority after making tools is to use props to cover private parts.

Paimon folded his hands on his chest, with a look of disbelief: "Then you take it off first."

What an anti-general, Xia Tian deliberately raised his voice, muttered: "I can't enter the swimming pool... Forget it, don't take it off, anyway, it's just a swimming pool where you can drink crab soup casually, it's nothing amazing."

For the sake of a fairytale place, it is not impossible to escape... Paimon struggled in his heart, and asked first: "Then tell me first, where is the swimming pool?"

Yo, get smarter.

If you really take it off, you will end up in trouble.

Xia Tian said all this because he wanted to see how Paimon was struggling between shame and food.

The crab soup has also been rolling for several minutes, which is the most delicious time.

Xia Tian stopped making teasing, and said bluntly: "It's far away from the sky, it's close to us."

"Huh?" Paimon tilted his head, following the direction that Xia Tian showed his hands.

A warm swimming pool...You can drink crab soup with your mouth open, and you can catch boiled crabs with your hands...

"Okay, you!" Paimon hated people making fun of her food the most.

Immediately jumped to Xia Tian's shoulders, hugged his head with both hands, and started scratching and attacking.

This wave of Xia Tian did not stand firmly, and fell directly backwards.

Paimon put his hands together, making Xia Tian tremble with laughter, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Hahaha...don't make trouble...I surrender."

If it wasn't for almost spilling the pot, Paimon wouldn't have forgiven her so easily. How difficult it is to gain the upper hand with her figure.

It is not a civilized behavior to be so noisy in the early morning.

However, since the emperor left, the Yuheng mansion has become much more lonely, and there are only a few people who are still living in other courtyards.

They all choose the most convenient location closest to the door, and the summer room is at the innermost, so there is no need to worry too much about affecting other people.

When the crab soup started to roll, the uncontrollable aroma was sent into the room with the wind.

The other glutton was awakened by the scent.

Mona is still dreaming. In her dream, she has not encountered summer yet. When she is suffering from hunger and cold, a magical fragrance pours into her nose.

Happily twisting her body like a loach, Ying woke up along with her.

"Mona..."

Opening his eyes, he saw Mona's indecent smile drooling.

Ying rubbed her eyes and looked around, this is not her inn.

I've been here before, it's the guest room of Yuheng mansion, where I live in summer.

last night……

Can't think too much, my head seems to be about to explode after a hangover.

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Mona, who has not lived a stable life for a long time, is not as particular as an ordinary girl.

With long messy hair, he often lies on the table to catch up on manuscripts, or closes himself in the room to do research, and sleeps on the floor when he is sleepy.

Things like sleeping posture and sleeping appearance are not too ugly, but they definitely have nothing to do with beauty.

But Xia Tian has always thought it was very cute, maybe this is because Xi Shi is in the eye of the beholder.

At first, Xia Tian saw that bad state, and was quite worried that he would think that he was rejected and disliked himself.

In the back... all kinds of bad looks have been seen, so I naturally get used to it.

But if other girls saw it...absolutely not!After all, she is also Xia Tian's genuine girlfriend, but her manner will affect Xia Tian's image.

Opening his eyes, seeing Ying, he immediately sat up in shock.

Ying was amused by Mona's nervousness.

Her mind was more delicate, and she smelled her clothes first, the smell was not too heavy.

Lie on my stomach and smell the quilt I slept on... Well, it smells so bad of alcohol.