Ten Thousand Worlds Academy: Grabbing students from the collapse

"All right, all right, I'll do it myself."

Beifeng snatched the ointment, we are not so delicate.

"What else did you prepare for in the toilet?"

"Yes, I put several miniature stereos in the toilet, and I also changed the door lock. As soon as he enters, the door will be locked, and then the stereo will start playing basketball music."

The corners of Jelly's mouth almost reached the ears.

"Then, stimulated by the sound, a 15-pound white maggot jumped..."

"vomit--"

Beifeng vomited it out on the spot, vomited out all the buns he ate for dinner.

"Tsk, you've already done dismemberment, and you actually think maggots are disgusting?"

Jelly teased the north wind...

"you shut up!"

Beifeng raised his head and looked at Jelly with murderous eyes.

Jelly wisely closed her mouth.

......

"Is there anything else to prepare?"

Beifeng looked at the map and drew it on the spot.

"I put an alarm clock at the door, and it will ring on time at one o'clock. After he falls in, I press the button and spray the laxative powder."

Jelly took out two earplugs and handed them to Beifeng.

"Block it quickly."

"It's so far away, is there still a traffic jam?"

The north wind froze for a moment, the distance from the grove to the house was about 600 meters...

"You don't have to block."

Jelly made a gesture to take back the earplugs, but Beifeng quickly grabbed the earplugs and put them on for herself.

"How loud the alarm clock is, you can tell me the bottom line."

Beifeng looked at Jelly vigilantly, this person would never hold back a good fart.

"Tsk, have you heard the air defense alarm?"

The corners of Jelly's mouth raised slightly.

Gollum—

Beifeng swallowed, that's terrible, playing it at someone's door is no different from playing it in someone's ear.

"It's twice as loud as that."

Jelly said calmly, Beifeng's eyes widened, and he grabbed Jelly by the collar.

"You are murder! Get rid of that thing!"

"Do you have sense!"

Panting heavily, Beifeng resolutely rushed towards the direction of the alarm clock, before it was too late, 2 meters in 600 minutes, must catch up!

The sound of the air defense alarm is about 120 to 130 decibels, and the sound of 240 decibels, the human head will explode with a "bang"!

The other party was not the target of the mission or anything. Beifeng always only killed people who deserved to die, but two of the other party's family of three were innocent. The middle-aged man who beat him had no reason to kill him. At worst, he would beat him half to death.

The nonsense of jelly is really exciting...

Thinking of this, Beifeng gritted his teeth and quickened his pace of sprinting.

500 meters...

300 meters...

100 meters...

50 meters...

"That's too late......"

"Okay, I was wrong."

The figure of jelly appeared behind Beifeng and hugged Beifeng, which made Beifeng stunned for a while...

"That thing is remote controlled."

"..."

The expected roar did not appear, Beifeng heaved a sigh of relief, and pushed the jelly away.

"Go home and stop playing."

"Hey! Xiaofengfeng~don't be angry~"

Jelly looked back at the alarm clock, waved her hand, and the alarm clock was immediately recovered. Looking back again, Beifeng had already gone far away. Looking at the back of those steps, she should still be angry.

Four meters deep pit: Well said, but if you don’t play, can you fill me in first?

Fifteen catties big white maggot: Well said, can you take us away?

Toilet door lock: Well said, can you recycle me together?I don't want to be with these fifteen-pound maggots...

......

"Oh, don't be angry, I got milk for you!"

Jelly sat on the kang, at this moment, Beifeng was still angry...

"Stay away from me, you go back to your own home."

Beifeng is very angry now...

"You think it through..."

The jelly threw the north wind directly onto the Kang...

"..."

Seeing Jelly's face so close to him, Beifeng's little face turned red...

(ps: As I said before, the first life of Beifeng was a girl, but she was just a bastard, but some habits have not been changed...)

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"..."

"..."

"Fuck!!!!"

......

Seeing Jelly rolling around on the ground, Beifeng curled his lips and raised his middle finger at Jelly.

"Silly*."

"Oooooooo-"

"Get out, oh go!"

Beifeng mentioned Jelly and kicked it out. Fortunately, both his father and mother went to work in the city, otherwise he might have taught this unlucky Jelly a lesson that he will never forget.

"You wait for me!"

Jelly rubbed her butt, patted off the shoe prints on her trousers, and went home disheartened.

......

"North Wind!"

"Beifeng, you are so handsome!"

"Aww! Beifeng! I want to be your girlfriend!"

Walking into the school, the surrounding sounds are still the same, a group of little girls are circling around the north wind...

"..."

Beifeng glanced at the big tree in the distance, and Jelly was swinging on the swing with a depressed face.

Seeing Beifeng's eyes cast on her, Jelly turned her head angrily, and looked away, showing her childish air.

Beifeng didn't get used to him, and turned his head to look elsewhere.

The cold war begins...

half a month later...

"A fight?"

Beifeng took off his shirt, revealing his muscular muscles. The exquisite eight-pack abs instantly attracted the attention of the surrounding girls and young rural women.

"Bah! Just hit!"

Jelly spit, took off her shirt, and exploded muscles and wild abs appeared!

The sound of swallowing saliva is all around...

Swah——

The two set off at the same time, leaving deep footprints where they had stood before.

boom-

—

The two fists collided together, and there was a dull explosion sound...

call--

The surrounding yellow sand rose and blew all around...

"!!!"

Seeing Jelly's whip leg sweeping towards him, Beifeng raised his right arm and blocked Jelly's kick. However, the shoes were not good, and there were no plastic track in this era, and the yellow sand was easy to slip, so Beifeng slipped out for a while. distance.

"Caught you."

Beifeng clasped Jelly's calf with his backhand, pulled it violently, and elbowed Jelly's chest mercilessly.

"Humph--"

Jelly let out a muffled grunt, flew out, and sat down on the ground.

"Come again."

Beifeng set up his hands, and his bones all made crackling sounds.

"I'm afraid you won't succeed!"

Jelly was annoyed, she stood up, put on her horse stance, raised her right half of her body high, and stomped down hard.

boom--

The surrounding young rural women stared at the two children in astonishment. In this era, in some villages, it is inevitable that there will be a few Lianjiazi.

But it's really unheard of for a child to hit so hard, and one of them has a pretty girl's face (Beifeng).

While everyone was in a daze, Beifeng and Jelly had already fought against each other again.

The backs of the hands of the two left fists were crossed together, watching the veins on the two of them explode, the middle-aged men around them couldn't hold back and started clapping and yelling!

The teachers who passed by were no strangers to it. The two friends had a fight every three days, and several of the teachers who persuaded the fight had already entered the local hospital.

(ps: Let me tell you in advance that the first ICU ward in Daqin should have appeared in Peking Union Medical College Hospital in 1982. It was written that two people entered the ICU just to describe two people who were seriously injured.)

Jelly's fist hit, straight to the door, Beifeng raised his hand and locked Jelly's wrist, and there was a death roll. If Jelly didn't react, it's hard to say that the bone was broken, but dislocation is a sure thing.

Jelly smiled wryly, it was broken, and was led away by the nose by the north wind, and quickly followed the direction of the north wind to turn over, and turned over together.

Bei Feng Neng, who had experienced many battles, missed this opportunity. He pulled it violently, let go of his hand, hugged Jelly's head with his right arm, jumped up and hit Jelly's face with his knee.

This time Jelly's hand was freed, after all, Beifeng underestimated the extent of Jelly's insidiousness...