"I do not!"
"Good, sit down."
"I'm not good!"
Reading or something, I hate it the most. I know everything above, why do I have to read it again, I just don’t know how to use it.
For example, you can read words, but you don't know the meaning, and you don't know how to use grammar, which is almost the same reason.
Zhibao does have Fu Hua's memory, but after all, it has not been born for a long time, and a lot of knowledge has not been absorbed yet.
"call......"
Fu Hua let out a long sigh of relief...
It is too hard to bring up children, and it will really shorten your life, especially for such rebellious children.
"Xiaoshi, go to bed."
"The old antique, you come with me."
"..."
......
"Aunt! I want to eat sushi!"
Kiyana is getting more and more floating now...
"Eat, eat, eat, this is the extreme east, the streets are full of sushi, don't you get tired of eating it?"
Teresa walked out of the kitchen with a spatula in hand.
"Didn't you just come back from eating at Fu Hua's? Why are you eating again?"
"He's growing up..."
Seeing that Teresa was trying to kill her, Qiyana quickly acted like a baby. This move has been tried and tested!
Teresa is a soft-hearted person.
But now it is different from the past, Teresa feels that she is the one who should grow her body.
"Go and help me prepare the dishes, don't think about sitting back and enjoying the benefits."
"Then I won't eat it."
(ps: Does it look like you usually are at home.) [Goutoubaosheng.jpg]
"Judas!"
"I eat! I eat!"
......
"The first match! A first-year student from Tiance University, Northwest Wind, and a second-year student from Jianxin University, Deng Ruowang."
Deng Ruowang had already come on stage early, while Beifeng walked out of the contestant passage slowly.
Deng Ruowang became a little angry, he is also a student of a prestigious school, why should I wait for you.
【"He's in a hurry! He's in a hurry! Beifeng, you're really accurate!"】
Nanzhi is happy...
"Student Beifeng, please come on stage quickly."
The referee couldn't stand it anymore, you kid, why are you pretending like this.
"Let's start the game."
Beifeng reached the point and grabbed a handful of melon seeds from his pocket.
"Can you respect me!"
Deng Ruowang glared angrily!
"Where did I disrespect you, let's hear it."
Beifeng glanced at Deng Ruowang.
"I'm a summoner, and I'm not fighting you, why are you in a hurry."
"You and I......"
Deng Ruowang was choked, what he said... makes sense...
"Bronya, be good, put your legs... and open the door."
"Are you a hentai?"
Bronya's voice appeared behind Beifeng.
Beifeng turned his head and saw that Bronya had changed into jk, standing behind him pretty.
"Humanoid Summoned Beast?!"
Deng Ruowang ate a "jin".
"What kind of humanoid summoned beast is called a contract object."
Beifeng was a little dissatisfied. Bronya is human, and the name of the summoned beast is too ugly.
Mission Name: Necessary Beatings Are Indispensable
Task content: Give [the audience] an unforgettable memory for a lifetime
Mission time limit: none
Task Difficulty: Normal
Accepted students: Bronya Zajcek
Mission rewards: (Purple) talent selection once, complete Homo comics, points*5500
"Go ahead."
Deng Ruowang calmed himself down. Humanoid contract partners are indeed rare, and he was rude.
"You are......"
Beifeng hesitated for a moment...
"Traditional swordsman?"
"Well, I have cultivated my own sword intent."
Deng Ruowang looked proud...
"Bronya, do you still remember what I taught you yesterday?"
Beifeng was not in a hurry to start the fight, and touched Bronya's little head.
"remember."
Bronya frowned and briefly recalled.
"When a friend comes from afar, you must dig out his internal organs first, dig out his guts, no, Bronya has studied the Analects of Confucius, can you stop treating Bronya as a fool."
Bronya looked at Beifeng with some dissatisfaction.
"Okay, okay, hurry up, rush to Bronya!"
"rush......"
One sentence directly burned Bronya's big pu.
Bronya turned her head and gave Beifeng a hard look.
"My Yunchang Sword, an intermediate spiritual weapon, is three feet and three inches long. It is made of meteoric iron from outside the sky. It has been tempered through ninety-nine and 81 processes. It is guided by the blood of the swordsmith's heart. It cuts iron like mud, blows hair and hair .”
Deng Ruowang looked at the sword in his hand obsessively, and carefully wiped it.
At this moment, several heavy machine guns emerged from the ground and entered the preheating state of the runners.
The metal city wall rose, pushing Bronya and Beifeng 15 meters into the air. The outer wall was reversed, and dozens of missiles stretched out, aiming at the stunned Deng Ruowang.
【"Heavy machine gun, ready!"】
【"Mortar, ready!"】
【"Tracking missiles, get ready!"】
【"Reload the bunny, get ready!"】
"Bronya Heavy Industry, the wall is 15 meters high and is made of pure iron. There are nine heavy machine guns under the city wall. There are a total of 30 tracking missile launch turrets on the surface of the city wall. The shells will be supplied in unlimited quantities before my collapse can be exhausted. There are 20 mortars on the city wall, as long as you dare to take a step forward, Bronya Heavy Industries will carry out carpet bombing of the area in front of you."
Although the head-mounted microphone is on Beifeng, Bronya's voice is not low, and the distance between the two of them is not far away, and she still spread her self-introduction throughout the auditorium...
"..."
"..."
"..."
The mission has been completed. The goal of this mission is not to win, but to leave an unforgettable impression. If this is not enough to complete the mission, I am afraid that Bronya will have to throw the little boy on the field.
"I'm playing a *bar!!!**************!!!"
Deng Ruowang slammed Yun Changjian to the ground with a "snap!". With such a level of fire coverage, it would be impossible to hold it without a platinum level.
"Duck, she scolded me."
Beifeng rubbed Bronya's head, his sweet and greasy tone made everyone present terrified...
"Bronya Heavy Industry, turn on the full fire mode."
Bronya raised her right hand, stretched out her index finger and thumb...
"Bronya put her hands in her pockets back then, and hit the enemy's head so hard that they didn't know where they went."
"biu—"
"stop!!!"
boom! ! ! ! !
......
In the end, Deng Ruowang was carried away due to excessive fright. When he left, he stuck out his tongue, saliva running down his cheeks, and walked all over the floor.
"very scary......"
Beifeng watched Deng Ruowang being carried away with a smile on his face, and gently hugged Bronya's slender waist.
"Bronya is amazing."
"Please let go of Bronya, the temperature of the body has been detected to rise, is Bronya broken?"
Bronya turned her head and glanced at Bei Feng, her face still expressionless.
"Beifeng, can we go back?"
"Okay, let's go. Today's lunch has ribs and pork belly. Eat more and grow older."
Beifeng suddenly realized something, and raised his hand to take off the microphone, but the words had already been spoken, and others heard them.
Everyone looked at Bronya with envious eyes...
"Beifeng, I also want to eat pork belly made by you!"
"Beifeng! I can make pork belly for you!"
"Beifeng, you can treat me like pork belly!"
"..."
I don't know who drove first, the car was getting more and more crooked, and it went straight into the ditch.
"Bronya, let's go."
Seeing Beifeng fleeing in the wilderness, everyone laughed out loud.
......
"Sancai dumplings, um~"
The god child nodded in satisfaction.
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