If Beifeng hadn't watched the anime and knew that this was their family's way of getting along, otherwise he really thought this was some kind of sworn enemy.
"No! Damn it! You've reached puberty too, so if you have anything on your mind, you can share it with your dad!"
Kurosaki Isshin's performance was somewhat impulsive, the corner of Beifeng's mouth twitched slightly, and he would not have made a suggestion if he knew it earlier.
"Look at Beifeng, who is about the same age as you. Get married when you are about the same age, and get a certificate when you are old. Dad, I support you!"
Kurosaki was so moved that tears flowed out, and his mind was full of "I am such a good father, a good father!".
"Death to me!"
"Uh heh heh heh..."
Beifeng's wine has almost sobered up. As far as the current situation is concerned, Beifeng's toes can dig out three rooms and one living room.
"Okay, let's go down and have a meal together."
Beifeng scratched his head, and waved his hand to Lucia to say hello. Apparently, this nervous girl of death didn't realize the seriousness of the matter... Well, outrageous...
......
The scene was very embarrassing, Ichigo glared at Beifeng viciously, and the chopsticks in his hand creaked.
"Ah, uncle, thank you for your hospitality!"
Rukia clasped her hands together, and first came a dining etiquette.
"You're welcome! Let go and eat!"
Kurosaki Isshin was very happy, turned his head to look at Masaki's poster, and shed tears: "Wuuu...my love, take a look, your future daughter-in-law has already sat on the dining table of my Kurosaki's house Already!!!"
"Uh......"
Rukia's hands froze when picking up the vegetables. Did she sell herself after one meal? It feels so delicious and rich...
"Eat, why don't you eat?"
Kiyana seemed a little embarrassed when she saw Rukia, so she picked up the food and put it in Rukia's bowl.
"Are you married?" Rukia looked at Qiyana curiously.
Qiyana just wanted to say no, but after thinking about it, she nodded because she wanted to hide her identity when she was away from home, "Yes, I got married as soon as I reached the age, why don't I come to Fusang to live for a while."
"Looking at your hair color and eyes, you don't look like an oriental person." Rukia looked at Kiyana's blue pupils.
"Well, I'm Nordic, and my name is Kiyana Kaslana."
Kiyana swallowed a large piece of fat in her mouth.
"Northern Europe, no wonder I haven't seen your strength, the hand of Soul Soul Realm still can't reach there."
Rukia chewed the fat beef roll in her mouth, and then looked at the empty plates piled up in front of Kiyana: "Can all Nordic people eat like you?"
Qiyana's face turned red: "That's right..."
"Uh heh heh..."
......
"What?! You want to stay at my house?!"
Ichigo was taken aback, and looked at Rukia: "Are you kidding me, do you want to hear what you're talking about?"
"Look at what you said, you tricked the little girl here from other places, why don't you want to control you, where do you let the little girl live in the middle of the night?"
Beifeng patted Ichigo's back, firmly grabbed Ichigo's itchy flesh, and Ichigo's face immediately turned a liver color.
"Do you know?"
Yixin asked Beifeng in surprise, Beifeng understood, he needed a step.
"I know you, Lukia, my distant cousin, I didn't expect to meet here. Since the two are in love, please take care of me, brother Yixin. I don't have any spare room, so I will bother you." Beifeng She winked at Rukia.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Youzi was a little sad, why did his brother suddenly become a delinquent boy.
"Hey, no one would believe such words, how could such a coincidence..." Xia Li complained silently.
"Brother, let's go out and smoke a cigarette."
......
"Well, I'll help you cheat a daughter-in-law, what will the matchmaker charge us?"
Beifeng squatted next to Isshin, and handed him a fire. In his impression, Kurosaki Isshin smoked, but he smoked less. He had lit a cigarette in front of Kurosaki Masaki's grave.
"Tsk, it's fine if I treat you to dinner. Let's treat you to a self-service barbecue another day. Otherwise, if you bring your wife to a meal in my small clinic, we will have to declare bankruptcy."
Kurosaki looked at the moon outside wonderingly, and sighed: "Sure enough, I'm still too young."
"Don't change the subject, I'll help you match them up, what's the matchmaking fee?"
Beifeng gave a smirk, Rukia was not able to be with Ichigo, how many regrets for fans of death, it is not impossible to make a match, if it is not possible, I will lose a little, and Ichigo and him will also be matched, after all, there is still someone who likes Inoue That mouth.
“A self-service barbecue meal.”
Kurosaki looked at Beifeng seriously: "Take your wife to the buffet, but there is a risk of being blocked by the shop."
"Santon, I'll find you a beautiful daughter-in-law. It would be nice to see one of Ichigo's classmates named Orihime Inoue."
(ps: This book doesn’t grab the heroine, isn’t there enough wives for Honkai Yuanshin or something? Let’s save some for others... Let’s just accumulate some virtue for Beifeng... .)
"Brother, our Fusang is monogamous, and the fine for bigamy is very serious..."
Kurosaki was puzzled, one is not enough, our Kurosaki family has only such a small clinic, and it can't support it even if it has branches and leaves.
"Hey, is there such a rule in the soul world?"
Beifeng slapped Yixin on the back of the head: "You are enlightened, Rukia can spread branches and leaves in the world of corpses and souls, Zhiji can spread branches and leaves in the world of corpses, this is not a conflict, I don't believe you are in the world of corpses. There are no relatives or family members in the soul world."
(ps: Kurosaki Isshin's original name is Shiba Isshin, and he should be Shiba Kuzuru's uncle after calculation. In other words, according to seniority, Shiba Kuzuru is Ichigo's cousin.)
"It makes sense, two meals, no more."
Kurosaki rubbed his head wholeheartedly, and stretched out two fingers.
"..."
Beifeng thought for a while, then nodded, it's not a loss anyway.
"make a deal."
......
"Then let's go first! Bye, cousin! Bye, wanderer, Xia Li, I'll come and play with you when I have time." Beifeng smiled at Rukia.
"Haha... goodbye cousin, goodbye cousin..."
Rukia's expression was a little unnatural, and she had a cousin and sister-in-law inexplicably, which felt a little strange no matter what.
"I'm so full... hicc—"
The word "satisfaction" was written all over Qiyana's face, and she burped very comfortably...
"Speaking of which, Beifeng, why do you want to have a good relationship with Ichigo's family?"
Kiyana asked suspiciously, there was obviously nothing necessary.
"Why are we here? We are here to play. It is impossible to come here just to destroy Fusang."
Beifeng is a little strange, do you still need to think about this kind of question?
"Since we are here to play, then just follow the protagonist. You can only play with the protagonist. Besides, we come out to hang out, what do we rely on, our sophistication!"
(ps: It can also mean cowardice, disloyalty, and betrayal of brothers.)
"Only by building a good relationship with them, can we shamelessly go to the protagonist's house for dinner, eat the melons of the protagonist's house, and snatch the protagonist's monsters if we have nothing to do..."
"In this way, they save trouble, and we become stronger. We put in our physical strength to eat and drink at their house, and they paid for the rice. Let us solve their rice for them, oh no, to solve those vain... ...."
Beifeng showed a meaningful smile...
Kiyana also nodded thoughtfully, but...
It's so strange, I always feel that what he said is all nonsense, but it makes a lot of sense. I, Qiyana, shouldn't be fooled, right?
Chapter 7 Missiles Shot Flies
"give me!"
"No!"
Beifeng and Qiyana stared covetously at the small cakes on the table, and their aura grew stronger.
"I bought 15 in total, and you have already eaten 14! Eat the last one!"
Beifeng glared at Qiyana, it's too much, you can't bully others with your good looks.
"But I'm hungry, bring it to you." Qiyana reached out and grabbed the little cake.
"Don't think about it!"
Beifeng quickly stretched out his hand, and pushed away Qiyana's "salty pig's hand" with four or two strokes.
"Look at me, Valkyrie capture!"
With a snap, Beifeng was pinned down on the tatami by Qiyana.
"Take it!"
"Hmm... Damn it! If you have the ability, take off the Valkyrie armor and I'll fight you again!"
The bonus given by the Valkyrie armor is too high, even if it is a white training outfit, even with Beifeng's current weak strength, he can't beat Qiyana.
"You think I'm stupid!" Kiyana triumphantly gnawed on the small cake, sitting on Beifeng's back and writhing.
"Hiss—don't move! Don't move!"
"???"
Qiyana only felt that her body was raised by 20 centimeters, and Beifeng, who was lying on her stomach, pouted her buttocks with a strange knowledge.
"!!!"
"hentai!"
Kiyana blushed and ran out of the bedroom, the little cake that was snatched also became the last straw that overwhelmed Bei Feng.
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my cake..."
"Qiana, wait, I will be your uncle, woo woo..."
......
"Hey, Bei Feng, look, there's a strange big stupid man holding a parrot!"
Qiyana tugged at Beifeng's sleeve, and pointed to the big, silly man who was running wildly with a birdcage in the distance. Well, that height, well, it can't be said to be rare, it can only be said to be basically invisible.
"Yo, Yasutora Chadu, he is also one of the protagonists of "Reaper." Beifeng sipped his instant noodles and looked out.
"The one he's chasing after is Xu, he looks weird."
It wasn't long before Kiana and Beifeng came to Karakura Town, and they had only seen the Koro at the door of Ichigo's house, and they thought they all looked the same.
"Xu has different shapes. You just need to know that there is a big hole in Xu's body. It's easy to judge. Here, it's just the one on its chest."
Beifeng pointed at the virtual finger following Chadu Taihu, that animal seemed to realize something, and turned to look in Beifeng's direction.
"Yo, it's staring at me." Beifeng was surprised.
"what is it now?"
"What else can I do, follow up, if it can live until the sun sets, I will lose."
Beifeng stretched himself, and suddenly felt that he was somewhat merciful. If he let his brother Jelly come, as long as he was sure he could beat him, he would jump out of the window to do it.
......
"Canghuo Pang!"
"It seems that it has been handed over."
Beifeng leaped up and jumped onto the telephone pole through the wall of someone else's house, watching from a long distance as Lucia singled out the bird that was supposed to go to hell.
"Why isn't Ichigo here, shouldn't the two of them stick together?" Kiyana looked around.
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