Wu Biao went upstairs with pillows and bowling balls in despair...

......

"No, why are you crazy, why are you going to school so early, oh, your girlfriend?"

Wu Biao pointed at Mei Yi in surprise, good guy, how sad it would be if the little girl Lin Banxia knew about it?

"No, she is my partner, the object of the contract."

Beifeng shook his head, Brother Biao, you can't talk nonsense, if Mei overhears, we will lose our impression points.

"You're the only one going?"

Wu Biao looked around, but didn't find the little girl with white hair at that time.

"Qiana still has exams in her own world, so she can't come for the time being, so I brought her best friend."

Beifeng took out two apples from the drawer, shit, if he didn't eat them, they would be ruined.

"Cow, cow, cow."

Wu Biao gave a thumbs up...

"What does the different world look like? Are there any monsters?"

"Yes, but the monsters there are much cuter than the ones here."

Beifeng wiped the ashes off the apples, and gnawed on the skins. Apples that have not been peeled are soulless.

"By the way, Lin Qingping is going too. I'll turn a corner to pick her up later. She's gone back to pack her clothes."

"The car is parked below, you can leave at any time, but are you sure you don't want to treat me to a meal, I came here to pick you up during my break today~Xiaofengfeng~"

Wu Biao winked at Beifeng...

Beifeng glanced at him and threw another apple into his hand.

【"Xiao Fengfeng...Jelly's "Scatterers" called me the name of the third generation. When I came to this world, there was another "Small Soldier" who called me that, Zhuo, a group of "Small Soldiers"."】

(ps: stragglers, so-and-so crowd, so-and-so executive officer, forget about pretending, the first word in pinyin.)

"I searched..."

Wu Biao didn't even wipe the ashes, but gnawed them directly.

"Mei! Take your luggage!"

Beifeng turned his head and glanced at Yayi who was sitting on the sofa watching TV and drinking a drink. It was broken, and if he stayed any longer, Yayi would also be taken care of by himself.

"okay!"

Mei nodded, it's really not a problem to stay like this.

......

Beifeng sat in the co-pilot, Lin Qingping and Yai sat in the back, and Brother Biao was in charge of driving.

"Where is the entrance to another dimension?"

Watching Wu Biao's car fly high into the sky, Beifeng closed his eyes.

Fear of heights strikes again...

However, during the battle, Bei Feng would not feel afraid of heights, maybe his attention was on the battle.

"In Daxingling."

It's not a secret, it's just that Beifeng didn't know about it.

"Where's my sister?"

Beifeng suddenly remembered his unreliable older sister.

"Your sister is still the same. If she has nothing to do, she will go to other planets to open up wasteland, or she will just come back to drink with me. I talked about you yesterday."

Wu Biao recalled for a while, and suddenly remembered something.

"Oh, by the way, Miss Banxia misses you, and even knit a scarf for you."

"No, it's summer, why are you weaving scarves???"

A question mark appeared above Beifeng's head, and he was not sick.

"How should I put it, she wove it last summer. She thought she could weave it and give it to you last winter, but she didn't expect it to be finished this summer. You should need it this winter."

"..."

Beifeng summed up the above six points...

"That bad woman! The evil heart is not dead!"

Lin Qingping is so angry, my sister's hand is too dark, she agreed to fair competition and resource sharing, but she didn't expect to knit a scarf secretly by herself?

Can you not be so curly? !

Everyone's little angels have stolen their homes!

"Hey...Xiao Qingqing, you can't say that about your sister..."

Wu Biao started the mother-in-law mode again.

"

Think about it, she is your sister after all, she loves you and loves your sister, right?How can you maliciously speculate on your sister?Do you know how sad your sister will be if she finds out?You know how upset your sister will be, you know?You as a sister..."

"Shut up! Teacher Wu Biao, you are so talkative!"

Lin Qingping was a little dissatisfied, she just told the truth, what are you talking about there?

"Do you understand girls?"

"Hey, how did you talk!"

Wu Biao pinched the orchid finger with one hand, shook his head and rolled his eyes.

"Hmph! I, Biao, have watched thousands of palace fighting dramas! I am proficient in various palace fighting skills, as well as the skills of robbing men..."

"Stop! Stop!"

Beifeng interrupted Wu Biao's speech.

"I admit that your technique of robbing men is very good, but first of all, you are a man..."

What is this concept?For example, if you play time-traveling, no matter how good your steel dad is at playing, it's useless if you can't grab the box.

Who are you, Brother Biao?

A two-meter-tall man can kill a giant beast with one punch, even if you change your gender, you won't be able to become a good-looking woman!

You can't change steel (woman), no matter how good your skills (Gongdou skills) are, it's useless!

"call--"

Wu Biao lit a cigarette and opened the car window...

"Back then... I also had a girlish dream..."

Everyone in the car felt the malice from the world...

[Beifeng: No, I have to check if Mei is a boy when I go back tonight...]

【Mei: No, I have to check if Kiyana is a boy when I go back tonight...】

[Lin Qingping: No, I have to check if I am a boy when I go back tonight...]

"By the way, you have to be careful about your senior named Lu Danchen."

Wu Biao carefully recalled the content of the chat between Xi Nanfeng and Lin Banxia yesterday. Damn it, I'm drunk, forget it, let's make it up, let Xiao Fengfeng be careful.

"Your senior seems to want to defeat you, let you be a cow and a horse, and then marry your sister, and let Lin Banxia be a dowry maid by the way."

(Reminder: Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors.)

"???"

Beifeng's buff: Anger + AX, Killing Intent + AX, Sanity -999...

"Hurry up, I'm going to kill him..."

Beifeng's eyes are so red that he is about to spit fire, it's fine if he wants to marry Xi Nanfeng, but he actually wants us to be cows and horses? !

(ps: This is really not bad for Beifeng. Marrying a sister with a bad personality is the dream of many younger brothers in the first half of their lives. Although the elder sister will indeed be very reluctant when she gets married, just like Xiao Bu, when the older sister married, Xiaobu is also very sad, but before the sister got married, the siblings were actually enemies, so this is written close to the facts.)

(ps2: This chapter has exceeded 4000 words by a lot. It is not counted as water words. It was written only because of feelings. Book friends whose sister is not married yet, please treat her better. You will find that the person who blocks the door in front of the bride, the most unwilling to give in, is actually yourself.)

Can this be tolerated?

The first thing that Beifeng thought of this time was not Qiyana, but to ask Keli to give the senior who had never met before, "Xiao Keli's super invincible soft little punch".

"No, Xiao Fengfeng, you have to calm down..."

Wu Biao looked a little flustered on the surface, but in fact he kept shouting in his heart.

【"Fight! Fight! Fight!"】

"Lychees? What do you want me to do with lychees?! Can this Lu person eat pancakes?!"

(ps: I am Ai Kun, Goutou Baosheng.jpg)

Chapter 60 The Herrscher of Thunder, see above

"We're coming, no, what are you doing?"

Wu Biao watched in horror as Bei Feng tossed his backpack upside down.

"I didn't quite understand why Jelly brought so many props before. Looking back now, it seems more enjoyable to use props to trick people."

Beifeng took out the items in the backpack one by one and checked them. After a while, they were all changed in the academy.

"Spanners, shovels, animal traps, hammers, saws, impact drills, anti-wool electric rods, beer bottles, this can be used to smash heads, and then a chainsaw, let me check, I don't know if there is electricity... .”

Beifeng frowned. Now in the car, the chainsaw is not easy to use.

"And this, Chun..."

Beifeng quickly stuffed the bottle into his backpack, this can't be used indiscriminately, just let him die.

"No, what's your expression..."

Beifeng glanced at Wu Biao's black-and-white horror painting style...

"No, the academy forbids the consumption of in-school fighting, and these things of yours are useless."

Wu Biao wiped off his cold sweat. The siblings were really carved out of the same mold.

"Let's talk after getting out of the car."

Beifeng put away the props.

"There's always a time when he's out of school."

"No need no need..."

Wu Biao was a little scared, originally he just wanted to eat melons and watch a show, but he almost forgot that the surname Xi is not a good person, which clearly means that people will die.

"Young people, please don't be so impulsive."

"Think about it, he dares to speak harsh words to me. If I don't kill him, will he dare to ride my shit tomorrow?"

Beifeng stroked Wu Biao, just in case.

"Then if he dares to shit on my head, will he dare to shit on my head and ask me to borrow paper? If I don't kill him, I won't feel at ease."

"No, no, no, no... The world is beautiful, so don't be so malicious to others, okay?"

Wu Biao's three views were quite upright, and he quickly corrected Beifeng's thinking.

"Hey! It's not worth it, this matter cannot be left behind!"

Beifeng interrupted Wu Biao's persuasion, and the matter was endless.

......

"Boss, do you really want to fight? Isn't it kind to block a junior?"

At the gate of Tiance University, a group of people were sitting under a big tree. At noon today, Lu Danchen received a message that Beifeng was coming, and hurriedly dragged a group of people to the school gate to wait for someone.

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