Is there something wrong with me confessing to myself?

No one knows what kind of miracle they will encounter, but it is definitely a miracle that everyone will be sincerely grateful to God.

Therefore, whether it is expensive or not is one thing, it is one thing for us poor people to not be able to eat it, and it is another thing for the rich to eat it.

Then the topic came back again, if you eat Bawang meal and feel that it is too expensive to pay for it, then it is your own problem, right?

Rather, it's quite surprising that Master Cooking God actually cooks for you for a little girl who doesn't even have money. I don't believe that the true God Tang Tang would not know if you have money.

“Really good value for money.”

The red-haired and red-eyed Loli looked longingly, subconsciously licked the corner of her mouth, and swallowed.

“Whether it’s sweet or salty, it’s very very very very delicious!”

My face was expressionless: "Don't be greedy for me, I will want to beat someone up."

The red-haired and red-eyed Loli came back to her senses immediately, wiped her saliva and said, "Anyway, because there was no money to pay the bill, Guoguo was arrested by Master Kitchen God. After the law enforcement team caught Guoguo, help Guoguo first." After paying the arrears in advance, Guoguo’s debts were transferred to Cradle College, and then she was arranged here by Cradle College—what Guoguo said was true, and Guoguo really became a secret library hidden in the library. One of Chance."

How can there be a feeling that the Cradle Academy and Master Chef jointly set up human trafficking?

"So, the reason why you sprinted in the library was also arranged by Cradle Academy?"

"Well, the instruction Guoguo got was that the first person Guoguo bumped into and made Guoguo stop was the predestined person of Guoguo—but one thing is better, that is, if Guoguo doesn't like it, she can choose to start over again. Run again."

"What if I accidentally bumped to death?"

"That means there is no fate."

"Is this opportunity so dangerous?!"

"A chance without danger is definitely not a good chance. This just shows the preciousness of Guoguo! ——But Guoguo has been running here for more than a month, and the owner is still the first person Guoguo meets."

"So that's it, I understand everything, so... Now back to the topic." I nodded to indicate that I understood, and then changed the subject: "Let's leave the library and terminate the contract."

"Why do you want to terminate the contract?"

Guoguo tilted her head, her face seemed to be full of doubts.

I am really too lazy to complain now: "Don't you want to be free? Go, let's go out, and I will let you be free."

Although I really want an elf or a dragon as a follower, because it feels very handsome, but the girl in front of me forgive me for not being sensitive-no matter how you look at it, this is a big trouble.

"But what Guoguo wants now is not freedom, but a free meal ticket that is valid forever."

Well, I didn't guess wrong, it was really a big trouble.

"This is the real reason why you fooled me? The daughter of the two crumbs is also the same crumb, you mean that, right? Ah, yes, I don't know if what you said is truer than your parents' description Woolen cloth."

"That's what Guoguo's parents guessed they would say when faced with that situation."

"So it really is a scumbag girl, is the whole family full of scumbags?"

For my contempt, the red-haired and red-eyed Lolita didn't care at all, which made me feel more powerless and useless——speaking of which, it feels so familiar. Is this feeling of powerlessness normal for me now?

"So, if you just want to sign a contract with me from the devil, is it necessary to make up such a story to lie to me? You are a hybrid of elves and dragons. As long as you tell the truth, no one will reject you, right? Some are human Begging to be your free meal ticket, right?"

"Guoguo is not the kind of woman who doesn't pick food as long as she has food. Guoguo also has her own standards for who is eligible to be a free meal ticket for Guoguo."

"What standard?"

"First of all, you have to look good."

"Secondly?"

"Be of good moral character, gentle in character, and not easily angry."

"and then?"

"If you have money, you need to be able to support Guoguo, so that Guoguo doesn't have to worry about pocket money."

"Are you sure you signed a master-slave contract with me just now, not a marriage contract?"

"Is there any difference?"

Guoguo's puzzled expression made me even more powerless to complain. In your eyes, master and husband are equal, right?

"Personally, I don't think I can meet the third standard. It's already very difficult for me to support myself. I really can't support a person who can eat 3000 billion in one meal-if you really want to If you want someone who can support you and let you eat and drink as you please, I can introduce you to a perfect candidate. And I believe she will not refuse you to be her familiar."

That's right, the only person in this world who can support a 3000 billion familiar familiar is undoubtedly my senior sister Ji Chanxi.

And there is no doubt that no one in this world would reject such a precious familiar, right?

However, for my perfect proposal, Guoguo was dissatisfied: "Sure enough, it is right to lie to you to sign the contract first, Guoguo knows that if you know the truth, you will definitely shirk it."

"…………How did you know?"

Just now, I was thinking of having an elf or a dragon as a familiar, okay--it's just that you seem to be too troublesome.

Trouble must be avoided, trouble must be avoided, this is my way of life!

Well, after all, I already have enough troubles on my body, I really don't want to have any more troubles.

"Xiangxiang's intuition is never wrong, because Xiangxiang possesses "absolute intuition". "

The atmosphere on the red-haired and red-eyed Lolita suddenly changed, and her tone became more cunning. Obviously, Xiangxiang should be the one speaking now.

"Xiangxiang came to Cradle Academy hoping to find a perfect free meal ticket, and she can find this perfect meal ticket when she goes to the Kitchen God's House for dinner. This is also Xiangxiang's intuition guiding Xiangxiang... Although It's really unexpected that he was caught eating the overlord's meal and then forced to be a familiar with free meal tickets. After all, no matter how accurate the intuition is, it can't predict the future after all-but if the result is good now, there is no problem. "

I didn't expect that someone would find their future husband based on their so-called intuition. What kind of family education did you receive?

Well, it's true that two crumbs can't be expected to teach any normal daughter.

"In short, I really don't meet your third standard. I don't have any money."

"It doesn't matter, you have exceeded the first standard and the second standard, and the third standard can be ignored for the time being, as long as you work hard to make money and raise Xiangxiang in the future."

"So you are sure that you signed a contract with me and became my familiar instead of signing a marriage contract to become my wife?"

Until this time, I finally realized the flaws of the contract from the devil.

Although this thing will fix a master-slave relationship, whether it is to sign a contract or terminate the contract, it all requires the mutual consent of both parties!

If it is the only benefit for the master, it seems that the master will die with the demon, but the master will not die if the master dies, right?

The current situation is that the contract has been signed and the deal is done. Even if I want to go back on my word, if Guoguo (Xiangxiang) disagrees, then I have no way to terminate the contract by myself.

This... ah, another trouble entangled me.

I have this feeling deeply.

However, at the same time, I also have a better understanding of my golden finger.

I have to say that this golden finger is really powerful.

Although I hate trouble, I have to admit that this golden finger really gave me an extremely powerful familiar right away.

Half-dragon and half-elf, although I don't know the strength yet, but this setting can be seen to be full of force!

If it wasn't for the fact that this girl in front of me is a big trouble, then I would be very ecstatic now, right?

But... Now that the deal is done, let's change our thinking.

Yes, change your mind.

I (Ye) finally have a familiar, and I am also a top-notch familiar like half-elf and half-dragon. This is really something worth celebrating.

I want to be happy!I want to be happy!I want to be happy!

Trouble or something... that is the trouble of my future self, does it have anything to do with my present me?

Yes, does it matter?

It's enough for me to be happy now, isn't it?

Let the future me solve the troubles of the future me, for the present me, it doesn't matter at all!close!tight!want!

In an instant, after I figured it out, my mood immediately became more comfortable.

"Well, I don't have any dissatisfaction with being able to prostitute a familiar for nothing. As long as you can bear the poor life by my side, then you can follow me-but we have three chapters of the agreement."

Hearing my words, the red-haired and red-eyed girl whose face I seem to be able to distinguish for some reason is probably Guoguo's girl, but her face became serious: "Guoguo will decide whether to agree or not according to the specific regulations."

"First, don't break anything in my dormitory casually."

"Xiangxiang is a dragon, not a dog."

"Second, don't crawl into my bed casually."

"...Are you sure this shouldn't be a regulation proposed by Guoguo?"

"Third, don't use this human appearance to tempt me by taking off your clothes casually in front of my eyes."

"...Can I ask a question, master, what kind of life did you live before that made other men envious, jealous, and hate you so much that they only wanted to beat you to death?"

...Sorry, I really don't want to answer this question.

Chapter 5

"I got a loli by accident. My day seems to start with good luck. I really don't know whether to be happy or sigh. After all, loli is trouble. For me, this is already a formula."

"However, the matter has come to this point. If it is done, then we can only muddle along and take one step at a time."

"①: Now, let's grab a book and have a cup of coffee."

"②: Let's just leave the library."

"③: There is no one else here, why don't you press this red-haired loli on the bookshelf and enjoy the wonderful taste of being an outsider."

"④: I want to read here but I don't even have a stool, why don't I let this red-haired loli make a stool here."

Looking at the new options on the dialog box, I (Ye) ignored them calmly.

Goldfinger seems a bit unprincipled... the question is not relevant at all.

After the incident just now, I have realized one thing, that is, although this golden finger is really powerful, it may not necessarily be good for me.

Acting according to Goldfinger's instructions may indeed bring me some benefits, but I'm afraid it will inevitably lead to corresponding troubles.

Of course, it is not clear to me that it is undoubtedly a hooligan thinking to only want benefits and refuse troubles.

But if the benefits from the pie in the sky are all accompanied by corresponding troubles, then I don’t want all the benefits and troubles, and no one can say anything, right?

It's just getting stronger, you don't necessarily need to rely on this golden finger.

For me (Ye), who is not even level [-] but has passed three trials, there is actually only one way to become stronger, and that is to go to the dungeon to fight monsters and upgrade.

As long as I am strong enough, the speed at which I become stronger can definitely make everyone dumbfounded.

Therefore, I now choose to ignore the options and go directly to the dungeon to fight monsters and upgrade.

"Go, Guoguo, Xiangxiang, follow me to the dungeon. Since you are going to be my familiar, you have to work hard and let me see your strength."

"The master who was knocked unconscious by Guoguo said it depends on Guoguo's strength."

"Is this the stubbornness of men?"

"Are you deliberately ignoring the fact that Guoguo is stronger than the master?"

"It may also be that I have selectively lost my memory because I was too embarrassing."

"To shut up."

I looked fiercely at the red-haired loli who spoke to two people with one mouth.

"If you talk nonsense, believe it or not, I choose ③? I pressed you on the bookshelf."

The red-haired Loli crossed her hands with disdain and held her head up: "Is it only the master who can do this kind of thing? Don't think that Guoguo can be bullied casually because he is young. Guoguo is very strong."

"...It seems that you don't understand what a contract with the devil is. It is true that both parties must agree to terminate the contract, but on the other hand, as long as the contract is not terminated, then I will be a day Your master, you can only obediently obey my orders, do you understand? Very good, it seems that you don't understand, then I will let you understand. Kneel down, put your limbs on the ground, put your back flat, and do me a favor stool."

"Eh--!?"

The red-haired loli was shocked, and she knelt down on the ground in an instant, with her hands on the ground and her back facing the sky.

Without any hesitation, I sat on it directly, and then just read the book.

"It's decided, I choose ④, let's just read the book for a day."

Life is meant to be so casual.

Rather, I suddenly discovered that this seems to be quite good.

Give this naive girl a lesson, and then she will cry and beg to terminate the contract.

"Unexpectedly... actually..."

Hmph, are you aware of your naivety?It's all right now, I won't cancel the contract if you don't ask me!Want to break the contract?come!beg me!As long as you lick my toes, I can't help it!