At this moment, I could clearly see that the face of the black-haired girl named Li Qingjun became a little stiff.
It's normal for her to be stiff. If it were me, if someone dared to kill me so blatantly, I would definitely turn around and leave, okay?
So, in order to prevent a free lunch from running away, I immediately punched Guoguo on the head, and reprimanded him, "Go to the Chef's House? Don't ask where you want to go when someone else is treating you. It's very rude, do you understand?"
"Yes! Master! Guoguo understands!"
Seeing that Guoguo sincerely repented, I nodded in satisfaction, stood up from Guoguo, and said to Li Qingjun with a smile:
"The Kitchen God's House really doesn't need anything, it's too polite, let's go to Cradle Hua Wan."
Li Qingjun was silent for three seconds, then quietly said:
"Let's go to the Kitchen God's House. At least hundreds of billions are spent on food, not hundreds of billions on play."
Chapter 7 Find out the truth
The cradle flower aster is of course a joke.
It was the famous gold-selling cave of Cradle Academy, and it was the kind of place that had no practical significance at all, just to play and relax.
Even though it costs a lot to eat a meal at the Kitchen God's House, it is at least worth the money, but it is a waste of money to go to the Cradle Hua Wan to play for a day.
Of course, if you can win money in Huawan's casino, you might be able to make money back, but is it just talk if you lose nine out of ten bets?If you make all the money, what else does the casino make?
But even so, the cradle aster is still a place that people flock to.
There is no lack of such pure consumption places in this world that obviously have no practical meaning, but make people feel enjoyable.
To explain it in one sentence, if everything has a practical meaning, what is the meaning of life?
——The life of a rich man is really beyond my comprehension!
When I want to buy useful equipment and props, I have to search and search, and people can spend hundreds of billions just for fun. This is the gap between people!
...But to be honest, I'm really curious about what can be played in it that can make people throw hundreds of billions of money into it so willingly.
Except for one casino that I know of, the others are all unclear.
But I don't think I'll ever be able to go there.
No money.
Really no money.
With all the money I've saved in my life, I might not be able to go there once...and if I could save that much money, who would go to that kind of place?
Is the equipment not fragrant enough?
Or are the props not soft enough?
Or is there not enough medicine?
I'm really sorry, compared to those rich people who have already begun to pursue the meaning of life, I'm the kind of poor guy who can only pursue practical meaning in everything!
"Ye, what do you think of this dress?"
Hearing this, I (night) looked at the skirt Li Qingjun had put on.
The one-piece cyan skirt has no lace on it, but it has beautiful folds. The skirt is as long as below the knee, but half of her smooth and slender legs are exposed.
Li Qingjun is a very beautiful girl, even when she was angry before, she still looked very beautiful, so this outfit on her complemented each other even more, it was like a goddess coming into the world.
Of course, to be honest, her beauty is indeed no less than that of a goddess.
"It's very beautiful, very good-looking. Your beauty makes this dress 120% effective. But I personally feel that although your name has a blue character in it, it doesn't completely suit the blue color."
"Um~ Is that so?"
Li Qingjun tilted his head in distress.
"Then what color do you think I am suitable for?"
"How about trying blue? Sky blue."
"Okay, then blue."
Li Qingjun quickly picked another one and went to change. During this period, I also chose a black star dress for Guoguo in this women's clothing store.
"Master, how is it? Is Guoguo cute?"
After quickly changing, Guoguo came out and turned around in front of me with a lovely smile on her face.
"Is Guoguo the cutest girl in the world?"
"That's right, I admit here, you are the cutest and most beautiful girl in the world."
At this time, no matter if you tell the truth or lie, you have to praise it in order to make people happy.
At least when I (monthly) was trying on clothes, all I wanted was compliments, suggestions and so on after you finish complimenting, and those who dare to give opposing suggestions without even a compliment... The favorability drops by 100.
Miss Ben is naturally beautiful, she looks good in any clothes, don't you understand?Can you still look good in inappropriate clothes, don't you understand?
So, when Li Qingjun came back after changing clothes, I continued to praise her with honey on my lips, and then I said: "Blue doesn't seem to be too suitable, let's try white instead? By the way, let's add white stockings!"
"Is the owner a stocking party? Is it a knee socks party or a pantyhose party?"
"like it all."
"Why do you like it?"
"The absolute territory of knee socks is eye-catching, and pantyhose has a different kind of temptation on the other hand, which makes people want to tear it off—what are you asking me to say?"
I became angry and punched Guoguo (Xiangxiang).
"Master, this is a normal male thought, you don't need to feel ashamed." Guoguo (Xiangxiang) covered her head with both hands, and said seriously: "On the contrary, Xiangxiang needs to be thankful that the master is a boy with normal physiology. Woolen cloth."
"Is there something abnormal about me that needs to worry you?"
"Facing Xiangxiang, who is the most beautiful girl in the world, and who is still the most beautiful girl in the world who can't resist the master's orders, the master has not even found a chance to do anything to Xiangxiang, which makes Xiangxiang feel really sad. I have to worry about the physical and mental health of the owner."
"You need to find out about your own problem. Your master, I am a normal man who doesn't like meat. I already have six girlfriends. I am very happy every night. Under such circumstances, why do you prevent me from being interested? Whose problem do you think this is?"
"Master's question."
"why!?"
Faced with such an unhesitating answer, I couldn't help but widen my eyes.
"Because only six girlfriends can squeeze the master dry until he enters the sage state throughout the day, completely unable to arouse interest in other women, and it is difficult to arouse interest in the world's most cute and beautiful girl like Xiangxiang...Master, you don't need to feel inferior, Xiangxiang will not look down on you because of this."
"Let's not talk about whether I have entered the state of a sage now, why do you think you need to feel inferior when you are squeezed dry by six girls at once?"
"Don't you need to feel inferior?"
Xiangxiang tilted her head in confusion.
"I'm sorry, master, Xiangxiang has never heard of a more useless male than this."
"...How old are you now?"
"A woman's age is a secret, Master! It's really annoying to ask such a question, Master!"
"I used to live in the Dragon Clan, right?"
"of course."
"So in the future, remember not to substitute the common sense of the dragon race into the human race."
Is there anything comparable to that natural big stallion race?
But having said that, if you think about it carefully, it's no wonder that Xiangxiang looks like a slut.
The Dragon Clan seems to be such a race!
I heard that the dragons have the aesthetics of all races in the world, and they also have extremely strong energy, and can transform into all races, so no matter which race the dragons are against... what the hell.
It is also because of this that there are countless sub-dragon races in this world.
Sub-dragons can be divided into three types in general, flying dragons, earth dragons, and water dragons, and each type of sub-dragon can be subdivided into an unknown number of different types-this is all the sin of the dragon race, a big stallion. ah!
If it weren't for the fact that elves are more noble than dragons, then Guoguo (Xiangxiang) should also be classified as one of the sub-dragon species.
However, because half of them are elves, the situation of Guoguo (Xiangxiang) seems a bit special.
...Or rather, this seems to be the first time I've heard the saying that there are "half" elves.
You must know that the elves are the race closest to the true gods in the world. Rather than saying that the elves are a kind of life form, a group of races, it is more correct to say that the elves are a will body of concepts, laws, nature, and legends.
Or the derivation of concepts, or the embodiment of laws, or the incarnation of nature, or a collection of legends.
In a way, elves have miraculous powers that are close to power.
And as elves that exist in this way... of course, they don't have the function of reproduction.
Elves are close to immortality at birth, and as long as the very essence that gave birth to them has not disappeared, the elves will not disappear-not in the case of accidental killing.
At the same time, the image of the elves is not fixed. Even if they have the appearance of the human race, their inner essence is not the same as that of the human race. They just have an appearance. This is different from the deformation of the dragon race. same body.
Under such circumstances, elves neither have the need to reproduce, nor have the function of reproduction at all, so how can there be such a "half-elf"?
Guoguo (Xiangxiang) is undoubtedly a very magical and incredible existence.
This is one of the important reasons why I think she might be troublesome.
Because this special existence might involve some unknown troubles.
No, wait a minute, wait a minute.
At this moment, I looked down at Guoguo (Xiangxiang) who was looking in the mirror with a slightly puzzled face.
Having said that, why should I believe what this girl said about being half-elf and half-dragon?This girl is full of nonsense, who knows which of her words are true and which are false?
What was said earlier was a lie, so the seemingly frank later is the truth?
This kind of preconceived notion is not good at all!
Li Qingjun did say that Guoguo is a half-elf, but it's hard to say whether the Disciplinary Committee was also deceived, okay?After all, the discipline committee is just a group of students.
As the saying goes, once bitten by a snake, I am afraid of well ropes for ten years. I have just been deceived once, so it makes no sense to believe this girl who is full of lies again, right?
A liar is not worthy of trust!
Maybe there is some serious conspiracy behind this girl's deliberate plan to become my familiar.
Although it is my code of conduct that it is best not to think of people as bad when you don't know the truth, but you must not have the heart to harm others, and you must have the heart to guard against others. This girl is weird no matter how you look at it.
No, as expected, we still have to find out the reality of this liar girl.
"What's the matter? Master? Have you finally felt the charm of Guoguo?"
After realizing that I was staring at her, Guoguo suddenly showed a shy expression, covered her face with a snicker and said:
"If the master really can't bear it, we can go to the changing room now!"
Faced with such words, I just replied blankly: "Okay, let's go to the changing room now."
"Eh?"
Seeing Guoguo's astonished expression, I sneered in my heart.
Heh heh heh, little girl, you dare to fool me for a fool, today I will let you know what it means to lose your wife and lose your army.
Come, see you in the changing room, let me find out your reality.
First of all, let's find out whether you are an M-shaking slut or not.
"Master, have you finally realized Guoguo's charm?"
After Guoguo's face was unexpectedly astonished, she immediately showed a surprised expression, took my hand directly, and walked towards the changing room without hesitation.
"Hurry up, hurry up, Guoguo can't wait."
"Huh? Are you two going in together?"
At this moment, Li Qingjun, who was wearing a white dress, just came out of the dressing room, and looked at Guoguo and me who was being pulled by her in surprise.
To this, Guoguo replied excitedly: "Yes, the master has finally realized the charm of Guoguo, and wants to ride Guoguo in the changing room. Sister, do you want to come together?"
"Huh? Huh? What?"
Li Qingjun was stunned for a while, and then he reacted, his face flushed immediately:
"How can this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this kind of thing can't be done in public? I will arrest you as a member of the Disciplinary Committee! It is the crime of obstructing public morals!"
"Qingjun, don't get me wrong, Guoguo just wants me to change this suit for her because she doesn't know how to change it."
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