"woc!"
Just when Hou Yi thought the monk could hear his heart, he heard the monk continue to say:
"After the master passed away, I was the only one left in this monastery. The poor monk's Buddhism is superficial, and he was afraid that he would not be able to take the position of abbot, so he posted this notice."
"Phew, I was shocked. It turned out to be an explanation." Hou Yi thought to himself.
"Then what happens after the master recruits the host?" Hou Yi asked.
"Return to vulgarity, fall in love, get married, and live a good life!" Monk Erxiu said as a matter of course.
"So, you are simply afraid that the temple will be abandoned if you return to vulgarity, so you want to find a top bag, right?" Hou Yi complained in his heart.
"Master, let's talk about making sachets."
Saying that, Hou Yi handed over a box of small pink flower petals and a piece of pink embroidered silk cloth given by the village chief to Master Erxiu.
Later, inside the temple.
"The benefactor, this flower looks novel and extraordinary." Said the monk Erxiu who was sewing a sachet.
Then, he directly twisted a petal and put it in his mouth.
"Pungent, sweet, and dry. And a little... Oh, benefactor, where did you get these flowers?"
"I'll go, this monk has something."
Hou Yi didn't answer, but asked, "Master, still understands medicine?"
"Know a little bit, Master taught me a little bit."
Seeing that Hou Yi didn't want to answer Erxiu, he didn't ask anymore, but continued: "The benefactor is a college student who came to help the construction, right?"
"Yes." Hou Yi replied.
"I have a heartfelt request, poor monk. The wooden bridge on the back mountain has been in disrepair for a long time and was seriously damaged. After the mine disaster, most people moved away, and no one took care of the bridge. The poor monk wants to ask the almsgiver to repair the bridge, which can be regarded as benefiting the village and adding merit." Monk Erxiu said.
"Build bridges? That's fine. Originally, I also wanted to build bridges and repair roads. Economic development and transportation should come first." Hou Yi said.
"Then I would like to thank the benefactor."
Speaking of which, Monk Erxiu handed over the sewn sachet and a string of Buddhist beads to Hou Yi.
"Master, this is?"
"A thank you gift to the benefactor." Monk Erxiu smiled.
"Thank you, master. Goodbye, master." Hou Yi said.
"Wait, is the benefactor interested in being the host of Leiyin Temple?" Monk Erxiu asked.
"I'll forget it. The world is wonderful, but the fate of the world is not over. Well, see you, Master."
Hou Yi turned and left.
"But, that's the fate of being a benefactor." Monk Erxiu said softly to Hou Yiyuan's back.
……
Baopigou Village, the two-story building of the village chief's house.
"I'm really bothering you, Xiaohou."
The person who came was the wife of the village chief. Although she was 46 years old, she had no wrinkles on her face and a broad mind. It was clear that Feiying and Hongying sisters would not be hungry when they were young.
"Oh, auntie, you are too polite, it's a little effort." Hou Yi said, "By the way, I heard from the village elder that he went to the county to ask for a pension. Has the pension for the mine disaster not been paid to the family? "
Hearing this, the expression of the village chief's wife turned cold: "He, he's just doing it for his own benefit! He's asking for it for that vixen!"
"Fox spirit?"
"It's that Widow Zhao! That woman's origin is unknown, and her husband died in the mine disaster within a few days of marriage. I think it's her fault!" The village head's wife said angrily, "The two of them just had a wedding without a certificate. , can’t be regarded as a legal couple! So no money was given to her. That stinky and shameless man in my family rushed to ask for money for her!”
"Ah this..."
"Forget it, don't mention her. Xiaohou, you go upstairs and send the sachet to Hongying. I'll cook first. My eldest daughter will come back at noon today. You can stay for a meal. You young people can get acquainted."
"Ah, okay, thank you, auntie. I'm not being polite." Hou Yi said, "By the way, don't you have to wait until your birthday to give Hongying this sachet?"
"Bad, it's all about being poor, there's not much to say. I'll cook first."
Hou Yi walked up to the second floor.
Seeing that the door of Hongying's room was ajar, she pushed the door open and went in, only to find that the little girl was sitting on the bed...studying knowledge of physiology and hygiene...studying herself...
"Excuse me..." Hou Yi turned around and wanted to leave.
But she didn't want Hongying to jump off the bed and grab Hou Yi.
"Don't leave! If you dare to leave, I will yell at you to force me!"
At this time, she was only wearing a white short sleeve.The short sleeves are light and thin, with two spots of pink visible.The short sleeves are not long enough to barely cover her tree-lined path.There is a vacuum in the lower body, and the bitter tea seeds are still hanging on the feet.
"What are you doing..."
Hou Yi thought he had seen strong winds and waves.After all, the selves in other worlds can go up to the elf goddess, down can start indefinitely, and deserve the death penalty.But he has never seen a direct free offer!
Before Hou Yi finished speaking, Hongying climbed onto Hou Yi's body like a koala.
"I've always wanted to try how it feels to do it for real, and to know if it's really as cool as the comic heroine described." Hongying said, "But I haven't found a suitable partner. You look so handsome. If you have the strength to do it again, and meet what I really want today, I will take advantage of you!"
At this time, Hou Yi also thought of Shakespeare's famous quote in "Hamlet": "To do it, or not to do it? That is the question."
Seeing that Hou Yi didn't respond, Hongying went on to say: "I'm a good guy! It's rare! You don't need to be responsible, let's be Italian comrades-in-arms..."
Before Hongying could finish speaking, Hou Yi closed the door with his backhand and threw the little girl on the bed.
"What the hell, it's done!"
Thinking about it, Hou Yi pounced on it.
"Don't kiss me on the mouth, I'll keep my first kiss... woo..."
Chapter 27 Something is wrong!Something is wrong with this three-no girl!
Just when Hou Yi was about to transform into Monkey King, holding a golden cudgel, subduing demons and removing membranes, and reaching his stomach with one step... Suddenly he felt a coolness coming from the place where the Buddhist beads were worn on his wrist, and then, the IQ that was temporarily taken over by the second child returned to the boss's hands.
Hou Yi suddenly realized that with his own size and Hongying's figure, the girl might not be able to walk for a while after breaking the melon... and she will have dinner with the mother and daughter later, if this is seen Clue...
However... after feeling that Hongying's flower buds were boiling, Hou Yi's second child became the eldest again...
"It's so moist for the first time, who is this girl inherited from?"
……
"Xiaohou, my eldest daughter said that she has something to do and she won't be back for a while, so let's eat first." The village head's wife shouted downstairs.
"Haah... Big Brother~ You carry me down~ I have no strength..." Hongying said delicately in Hou Yi's ear.
At the dinner table, Hou Yizheng sat upright with a smile on his face.Too long is not a good thing either.Just like now, he has been busy with nine bends and eighteen bends, and has entered and exited the Taohuayuan countless times, but his brother is still not satisfied.
"Xiao Hou, you said you want to build the bridge on the back mountain?" asked the village chief's wife.
"Yes, after repairing it, it will be convenient for everyone to go to the back mountain to collect mountain goods." Hou Yi said.
"Then you have to pay attention to safety. Although there are no wolves, tigers and leopards in the back mountain, there are wild boars. When you leave later, you take the machete of your village chief uncle."
"Then thank you, aunt."Hou Yi said with an unnatural expression.That girl who just turned from a girl into a woman is dishonestly moving her feet under the table...
"Mom, can I go to Brother Hou Yi in the afternoon? I want him to help me with my homework and prepare to take the high school exam again. Brother Hou Yi has already agreed." Hongying, whose face was still flushed, said.
"Oh, that's a good thing, you finally got the hang of it! Thank you, Xiaohou!" said the wife of the village chief.
"Isn't it enlightened? On the physical level..." Hou Yi thought to himself, but on the surface he still said with a normal expression, "You're welcome, auntie, I'm just trying my best"~"
……
At the same time, the ghost father world.
After receiving several large boxes of pink and blue flowers from Hou Yi in the village, Hou Yi, the ghost father, quickly started the mass production of the magic pink spray.
Stir, squeeze, purify, blend.
In the laboratory, the machine and Sana are doing the same thing...
After a long time, with Sana's snort, the pink, highly volatile solution and the white, translucent, extremely viscous, hot liquid rushed out together.
"Daddy-san~ Sana is flying~"
After hugging the exhausted Sanai sauce to the sofa and covering her clothes, Hou Yi put the stock solution he had just made into jars and made several cans of spray.
"If you don't add your own essence liquid, it is a powerful aphrodisiac. Adding your own liquid will make the recruited woman only estrus to herself."
Hou Yi, the ghost father, wrote down this brief instruction, and put it together with the spray in the locker of the Chat Group Temple.
"Yaoxi, let's test the effect next!"
Hou Yi picked up the spray left for him and walked out of the laboratory.
St. Maple College, rooftop.
It's lunch break now, and most of the students of Saint Maple College will eat lunch in the class with their buddies or girlfriends, or go to the cafeteria for lunch.
Of course, there are exceptions, such as Yuka Mikami.At this moment, she was sitting alone on the rooftop in a daze.
Mikami Yuka, a delicate-looking Sanwu girl.She has a withdrawn personality and doesn't have many friends. The only one she gets along with is her classmate Akizuki Marina.However, she harbors an inexplicable jealousy towards Marina.
It was her family that caused her to be so withdrawn.She grew up in a single-parent family and lived with her father since she was a child.Her family background is not good, and she was specially recruited into Shengfeng Academy, a private noble school, by virtue of her excellent grades.She has a natural barrier with her classmates, and she closed her heart for self-protection.With such a Mary Sue hostess setting, if there is a rich man who pursues her and her own childhood sweetheart, then she will complete the lore, but fortunately, there is no.
However, there is indeed a young and promising handsome professor who is planning to "pursue" her, and that professor is naturally our ghost father Hou Yi.
"Student Mikami, students are not allowed to come to the rooftop casually." Hou Yi said behind Yujia.
"Sorry teacher, I'm leaving now." Mikami Yuka stood up and said.
Her voice is still so calm and emotionless.
"Wait a minute. Mikami is here alone in a daze. Is there something bothering you? You can tell the teacher, maybe I can help the teacher."
With that said, Hou Yi locked the door of the rooftop with his backhand.
"No, nothing..."
"Your father is sick, right? A rare and strange disease." Hou Yi directly pierced the window paper, "Teacher, I happen to be an expert in medical science, maybe I can help~"
"really?"
The girl's voice finally had emotional ups and downs.
"Of course" Hou Yi approached and said.
"However, there is a small condition~"
After breaking the window paper, Hou Yi planned to break something else.
"Conditions?" The girl asked in confusion. Judging from her voice, she was probably confused...
"Don't worry, it's not an excessive condition." Hou Yi smiled and took out the spray.
"I just need your assistance in carrying out a few experiments." Hou Yi said, "This is a new drug I invented, and I need you to try it out."
Before Mikami Yuka could answer, Hou Yi sprayed the mist directly on her face.
"This is...um..."
Mikami Yuka's little fair face turned crimson in an instant.
"Describe how you feel now." Hou Yi said.
"It feels... woo... so hot..." the girl murmured softly, "It seems that there are ants crawling on my... thigh... um... ah! The ants... seem to have crawled into... um... they are biting me... so itchy ,teacher."
As if drained of strength, Yuka's legs went limp and she fell to the ground.
"Hmm... Where is it itchy..." Yuka stretched her hand to the bottom of her skirt as she said.
"Obviously...it's not allowed, I can't let the teacher see my silvery look...but...ah~ I can't help it." Yujia panted vaguely.
At this moment, Mikami Yuka doesn't look like the iceberg beauty before.Her cheeks were flushed, her tongue was sticking out, exhaling hot air, and the pupils of her eyes seemed to burst out with pink hearts.
"Teacher~ Yuka is a bad boy... Use your stick to punish Yuka..."
Hou Yi looked at the girl in front of him with satisfaction.
"666, the effect of the new drug is outstanding! Lifan technology is shocking!"
……
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