Something is wrong!A hundred worlds traversed at the same time are not right!

"Do you want to know my whole life for the sake of painting?" Hou Yi joked.

"Hey, that's what happened. Can you tell me about it?" Shana asked expectantly.

"It's not impossible." Hou Yi scratched his head, "It's not a glorious past, maybe Shana will feel bored."

"I, want to hear it."

"Well, first... I may not be 'Hou Yi' at all." Hou Yi said calmly.

"Eh?! It was a shocking speech at the beginning... Brother Yi, are you joking?"

"No." Hou Yi's voice was much lower, "I might not even have a name. Not long after I was born, I was put at the gate of the orphanage. I never saw my parents."

"The grandma who found me said that she only found a note in my bag, and there was only the word 'Hou Yi' on the note, so these two words became my name. My birthday It was also fixed on the day it was picked up."

"But... I've never seen that note... Maybe this name was just chosen by Grandma randomly. In the dialect over there, the pronunciation of 'Hou Yi' means 'easy', maybe it was Grandma's wish I could have an easier life. Who knows?"

Hou Yi smiled self-deprecatingly.

"Brother Yi..."

"A place like an orphanage... don't expect the children to be so innocent and kind, and don't expect the adults to be so kind. For various reasons, I fought with the guys who bullied me and scratched my chin. No one wants to adopt me like a scumbag nurse."

"This is too much..."

"It's okay. It's the same in school: I was isolated, I was bullied. So I worked very hard to keep my grades at a high position. Act like I'm not isolated, but I am isolated. The way everyone looks like. The goal is to get into college and escape everything I encountered before. But when this goal is achieved and I escape everything that suffocates me, I don’t know what to do. I have no friends, no Hobbies, no...hope for the future. Once again, I failed to find a living goal to support myself to continue working hard."

"Then, I lived a quite 'peaceful' life. Like cats, cats and dogs delineating their own life scope, they never leave the circle they have drawn without special things. No dissatisfaction, no anger, no feeling of loneliness, no consideration for the future. I only communicate with the roommates under the same roof at the most basic level, and I don’t go deep. Pursue pleasure."

"This is the life I lived before I met Yuka. Cheap, depraved, meaningless."

"...Brother Yi."

Suddenly, Hou Yi felt warmth enveloping him, it was Shana's embrace.

"You've worked so hard to live. That's good, that's good."

Saying that, Shana stroked Hou Yi's head.

"Sana...? Are you this?"

"All along, there must be very few people who would praise Brother Yi, right?"

"Well... so I'm here to praise you. Isn't it good to be patted on the head honestly?"

"Um……"

"For me, Brother Yi is Brother Yi, a gentle and reliable Brother Yi. It's okay for Brother Yi to act like a baby to me again."

"Are you acting like a baby? Well, Sana's embrace is really soft~Ham~"

"Brother Yi...don't lick there...Really, how can there be such a moment when you are suddenly salty?" Shana blushed and blamed.

"After all, I'm Hou Yi, the shy Hou Yi. I can't help it because I like Shana."

"Huh...Brother Yi, you...really. Why don't you go have dinner first? Later..."

"Let me lie in Shana's arms for a while longer." Hou Yi said with a smile, "Didn't Shana just say that you can let me act like a baby."

"Okay...in my arms, Brother Yi can lie down as long as he wants. As long as Brother Yi doesn't feel bored."

"Hmm... I won't get tired of lying down. I want to have a good sleep in Shana's arms, and then face the future with full energy." Hou Yi said with a smile.

Chapter 151 Something is wrong!There is something wrong with this small talk!

In the early morning, the sky is twilight and the morning light is faint.

Hou Yi slowly opened his eyes.What caught his eyes was the whiteness of Shana's chest.Only then did Hou Yi realize that he still had Shana's little cherry in his mouth.

"It's really taken care of by her... It's like a baby."

Thinking, Hou Yi let go of his mouth, planning to get up.In order not to wake Shana who was still sleeping soundly, Hou Yi sneaked into the shadow, and then emerged from the shadow in the bathroom.Turn on the shower head and plan to take a shower.

"Take good care of Shana and Yuka. Help her realize her dream... and Sonoko, I want to 'get her back'. Take the initiative to pursue girls, what should I do?"

Thinking, Hou Yi's consciousness went to the chat group temple.

"Morning, everyone." Social animal Hou Yi greeted, "Brother priest, why are you the only one?"

"Morning." Father Hou Yi raised his head and greeted, "They all seem to be a little emo, and they are each begging for comfort on a woman's belly."

"Eh?"

"Why, didn't you have that inexplicable nightmare?" Father Hou Yi asked, "The first time was sadness and anger. This time it was sadness and deep regret. After waking up from the dream, I still can't remember the details clearly. It's strange. weird."

"Hmm... Then, Brother Priest, have you been affected by the nightmare?" Social Animal Hou Yi asked curiously.

"Hehe, I listen to the confessions of various people every day. Since I was promoted to bishop, I have heard a lot about the scandals of nobles from all walks of life in the diocese. It doesn't matter whether you sincerely repent or ask God's forgiveness for fear of retribution. Complaining to me with snot and tears. In short, I am used to the emotion of 'regret'." Father Hou Yi said, "Things have already happened, confession has a hammer?! It's better to have such a leisurely mind. Think about how to make up for it, or do other more meaningful things.”

"So, this is how you usually comfort believers who come to you to repent?" Social animal Hou Yi asked curiously.

"That's not true. I usually use the hypnosis phone directly. Hypnotize the three views of the scum and nobles to a relatively anthropomorphic level." Father Hou Yi explained.

"Of course, for those who force their own daughters to engage in 'my daughter's daughter or my daughter' and those who do things to little boys, the general brainwashing is too gentle, and heavy blows must be given. In this case I usually send them directly to confess to God." Father Hou Yi continued, "Of course, I reluctantly accept their property, land, wives and daughters."

"Good guy, it has to be you. In terms of inappropriate people, it's really too inappropriate." Social animal Hou Yi complained.

"Compared to those lords who are inferior to beasts. I am so-called improper, but I am too human." Priest Hou Yi responded with a smile, "By the way, can you do me a favor, brother social animal."

"help?"

"Yes, can you help me get a batch of seeds? Corn, sweet potatoes, etc. The seeds I bought from the village elder brother and ghost father elder brother last time are all distributed." Father Hou Yi said, "I am trying to improve the crops myself, but the time is too short, and there are too many poor ghosts who are starving to death in the field, so I can only use the crops improved by later generations."

"Improve crops? What are you doing?"

"I have to make the people at the bottom get rich so that I can exploit and exploit them. Otherwise, what's the point of ruling a bunch of poor people? If you want to sustainably exhaust the resources, you must first solve the problem of sustainability." Father Hou Yi said , "You haven't seen the life of serfs and civilians at the bottom of the Middle Ages. That's miserable. And it's not that they don't work hard. The key is that the agricultural technology of TMD is too backward. A group of hangers can't even compost! The calendar is also a mess. Ideas Also quite backward. So that my reforms can only be carried out in my own parish."

"There is also the damn land utilization rate. A large area of ​​arable land is occupied by the church, but the priests of the goddamn don't know how to take care of it. Let's just say that outside of my parish, other places are basically the land. People work, people in the house have no work to do, and there are no living people in the working field, and the living people have no land. It belongs to a state where the flower planting family will immediately scold the street. If it is not for this specious world, there is only this continent , I really want to run Dongfang and ask Datang to come here to talk about it."

"So, brother priest, do you want to rely on high-yielding crops to help those poor people who can't eat?"

"Hey, don't slander me, I just want to exploit and squeeze more wealth." Father Hou Yi said arrogantly, "Besides, even if it is planted, it will inevitably be divided and squeezed by those lords."

The social animal Hou Yi put his hand on the astrolabe, and while looking at the memories shared by the priest Hou Yi, he said: "That's why you used hypnosis to control the nobles in your parish, right?"

"Hmm. That's right, but the main purpose is to sleep with their wives and daughters." Priest Hou Yi died with a stiff mouth.

"Haha, ah yes right." Social animal Hou Yi said with a smile, "Yes, I plan to chase a girl, do you have any suggestions, the priest, the elder brother? Just pay me to buy seeds in advance."

"I suggest a hammer, I suggest. I will do it directly to the women I like. You should ask Xiaoyou about the love scenes of puberty. That boy has already learned to wear kimonos for little girls." Priest Hou Yi deliberately said in a disgusted tone, "I'm going offline first, and there are still a few nuns on my side who need to be taught by the Lord. Don't forget about the seeds, see you later."

"Wait... wait a minute. It's really fast." Social animal Hou Yi complained, "I don't know how much it takes...forget it."

Thinking about it, Hou Yi went to the public locker and picked up two gold bricks.

"This stuff...isn't it good to 'sell stolen goods'. Fuck, there is Dao Le, this is the ghost father and brother. It shouldn't be illegal to spend real money across the world, right?"

Thinking about it, Hou Yi also left the chat group.

"Phew, after taking a bath, make breakfast for Shana. Hmm... I have to make a bento box for Sonoko. Do you want to buy her a bouquet of flowers? Or forget it, it's flamboyant and rustic..."

After making a plan, Hou Yi stimulated the electric current to evaporate the water on his body in an instant, and then he went to the kitchen.

……

At noon, Sanyuan Beverage Co., Ltd.

Hou Yi, who had been busy all morning, stood up and stretched.

"Senior seems to be working extra hard today." The junior sitting near Hou Yi sighed.

Hou Yi responded; "It's just a revision and refinement of the plan for the next event, and by the way, the work for the afternoon has been completed."

"It's just that?" The younger generation said in amazement, "Didn't you think that the lazy senior who is usually lazy can be so powerful when he is fully functioning?"

"After all, the really difficult things for me haven't started yet."

With that said, Hou Yi stood up and picked up the briefcase with the bento box in it.

"I'm going out for a business trip during my lunch break. I may not be back in the afternoon. I've basically finished my work...don't call me if there is no unexpected situation." Hou Yihe said kindly, "In addition, the next cooperation Sort out a copy of the information of Takao Hiromi, the boss of Shang Takao Fund. Sorry for your trouble, junior~"

"Yes... by the way, what kind of business are you going to handle, senior?"

"That's a very important business. It might affect the future of the company."

"The future of the company? Wow, is that important?!"

Leaving a mysterious smile to the younger generation, Hou Yi went straight to Yuanzi's house.

……

Just when the social animal Hou Yi happily ran to Yuanzi's house, in the world of the priest Hou Yi, the newly promoted cardinal Mr. Sansut (namely Hou Yi~) also encountered some unexpected small situations.

Chapter 152 Something is wrong!This history is wrong!

"TMD! You actually have to collect more 'contributions' to build the rotten York Minster. Do you need so much money to build a church?" Father Hou Yi looked at the paperwork in his hand and said angrily, "A group of damned people Vampires and parasites! With these insects, how can we do well for the Holy See?!"

"Ham ~ suck ~ father, are you very angry?" Sister Rosalie, who knelt in front of Hou Yi and "praised" for a long time, wondered.

"I'm indeed a little angry. So, Rosalie, hold it in your mouth and appease my anger." Hou Yi gently stroked Rosalie's hair.

"Follow your teachings, my only god."

As she spoke, Rosalie lowered her head obediently and began to hesitate.

"The Holy See has to deal with it, and the neighboring nobles have to deal with it too. Damn, I knew that the Grand Duke Blanchere was not an easy-going lamp. I saw that I had won over a large number of nobles and affected his power, so I advised the Holy See to let I became a cardinal, and I want to rely on this to transfer me away. The group of guys who were hypnotized by me are also pig-headed, and they were fooled by his joint remonstrance so simply..." Hou Yi rubbed his chin and thought.

"Forget it, let's just treat them as a piece of foolish loyalty. The big deal is to 'save' the souls of their family members a few more times in the future. The excuse of being sick won't last long, and I have to go to the Holy See... Or play a big game and directly hypnotize the Pope and all the old priests in red, so that they collectively cheer me as the new Pope?"

"The local bishop is the wife and daughter of the aristocratic lord. Wouldn't it be possible to understand the queens and princesses of various countries after becoming the pope? Unfortunately, just thinking about it, managing a diocese is already troublesome enough..."

Although Hou Yi is a fool and acts like a ghost, he is not in vain when he reveals people. After he reveals, he is really developing in the local area.Transportation, water conservancy, agriculture, which one was not built after he personally squeezed the money of the nobles?While extracting the wealth of the nobles, he went deep into the tiger's den and was "extracted" by the female family members of the noble families. For the stable development of the diocese, Archbishop Hou Yi really paid a lot of effort!He really, I cried to death.

"Hey, there's also the conflict between theocracy and kingship. And that shitty conquest. There's a lot of trouble. Who the hell wants to be the pope of paratroopers. It's interesting to be a local tyrant."

Thinking, Hou Yi supported Rosalie's head and started sprinting.

While Hou Yi was infusing God's teachings to Sister Rosalie, in the castle of the Blancher family, Rhodes, the Grand Duke of Blancher, was also chatting with his only daughter, Lijiete.

"My dear daughter, you have to get ready. Archbishop Norian will be here soon, and you need to join her team and accompany her and our Bishop Sansut to the Holy See. Of course, Futi will also accompany you," Rhode warned.

"But, father. Don't you hate contact with people from the Holy See the most? Why do you want me to learn from that female bishop this time?" Lijiete asked curiously.

Looking at his baby girl who was still a little bit young, Rhodes showed a kind smile.He explained: "Bishop Norian is one of us. She is also of noble origin, and she wants to reform the status quo of the Holy See. She can win more rights for our nobles. If she succeeds, she will be like Canossa. Such a shame will never happen again.”

"The Disgrace of Canossa?" Lijiete was a little curious, she had never heard of this term before.

"Oh, that history is a disgrace to our nobles..."

It needs to be explained here that the world in which Father Hou Yi lives is generally similar to the Middle Ages on Earth, but there are many differences between the two.In this world, the timing of many major events is upside-down, and the deeds of many celebrities are also ostentatious, highlighting a specious one. (Full of desire to survive) The famous "Humiliation of Canossa" also happened in this world, but the time and background of the occurrence are slightly different.

You may be wondering, what is this "Humiliation of Canossa" about the kidneys?

Oh, Yuan Lai had an old comrade named Gregory in his fifties who was the Pope of Rome.There is another young man named Henry IV, in his 50s, who is the emperor of Shenluo.

The old pope said that the power to appoint and remove bishops in Shinra should belong to the pope, and the emperor should hand over the power.The emperor said no, the emperor said that you believe in God in Shinra, it is not easy to use.The Pope said, mine is easy to use, and mine is theocracy. Traditional politics is about theocracy, and the Lombard king who weighs more than 200 catties dare not touch a little bishop under me.Are you afraid that I will expel you from teaching?

The emperor said he wanted to try it.As a result, within a few days, the emperor knelt down with a slap, very quickly!Then there was an apology, a kneeling ceremony, a confession, kneeling in the snow for three days and three nights.The pope was all on guard, and he was not seen.Then, naturally, the traditional political point came to an end, according to which the emperor had already lost.The pope smiled, stretched out his left foot, and asked the emperor to kiss his shoe.The emperor complied.Then, the pope pardoned the emperor's crimes and stopped fighting.

The Pope said, young people, you don't understand theocracy.The emperor said, I'm sorry, I don't understand politics, I'm a mess.The emperor said that he was a gangster, but he was not a gangster. He ordered, sent troops, apologized, well-trained, and obviously came prepared.This emperor does not respect theocracy, come and cheat!Come and suck!Gregory, the old pope in his 50s, is that okay?This is not good.The Pope advised him to take mouse tail juice, reflect on himself, and stop committing such cleverness again, you little cleverness.In politics, God should be the most important thing, and the authority of the gods should be respected. Don't engage in infighting, Harry.

According to the historical development that we are familiar with, the next step is for Henry IV to endure hardships, eliminate dissidents, strengthen his strength, and then take revenge.Unfortunately, on this world line, Henry IV was caught in the wind and cold because he knelt in the snow for three days, and within a few days he kicked his legs and died~

Therefore, the power of the pope and the Holy See was further expanded, and the royal power completely declined under the pressure of theocracy.The disgrace of Canossa has become a nail in the hearts of nobles everywhere.It's extremely shameful, and I dare not mention it lightly.

After such a history, the secular kingship and the church's theocracy can't be said to be helping each other, or they can't be said to be sworn to each other, but the secular kingship has no choice but to endure the theocracy's own leipp.The knife is not sharp and the horse is too thin. What do you use to fight him?Go for a while, don't send it off.

And the Blancher family is the collateral descendants of the wife of Henry IV who froze to death.The successive Patriarchs of the Blanchere family were all "royalists" with a firm stand. Of course, they did not dare to jump too much under the nose of the Pope, and they still respected theocracy on the surface.Until Manos, the patriarch of the previous generation, this is a ruthless man who knows how to beg for peace in the face of wealth and wealth.While incarnated as a licking dog by the Holy See, he licked the Duke's title from the Pope, and secretly collude with the Emperor of the Empire, intending to secretly accumulate strength and overthrow the Pope's rule in one fell swoop.After he died, his son Rhodes took over his job: while sending donations to the church to show his loyalty, he secretly helped the emperor win over nobles who were dissatisfied with the rule of the Holy See.Just waiting for the time to come, he killed the Holy See, killed the pope, took the bird throne, and restored the peace and prosperity in which tens of thousands of mules and horses were oppressed by a feudal kingship.

After telling Lijiete about this history and reiterating the family's goals several times, Rhodes returned to his study with satisfaction.

Taking out the secret letter written by the emperor to himself, and looking at the sealant with the emperor's private seal, Rhodes fell into thought.

This time, he sent his most precious daughter to Bishop Norian, who advocated reform, first to show his attitude to those nobles who are still at the two ends of the head rat, and second to inform himself that he is scattered in various places in this way. My colleagues, the time to do big things is coming.

I am the emperor's secret confidant, the minister of the humerus, and helped the emperor to do a lot of dirty work.His daughter was sent to Norian, the illegitimate daughter entrusted by the emperor, to help her bring down the Holy See from within.After this is done, how much less will the emperor give them to the Blancher family?Rhodes' mood at this time was just like that of Hiroshima in [-]-the beauty bombed.

Just when Rhodes was imagining the bright future of the Blancher family, a catastrophe was quietly befalling his family.

Chapter 153 Something is wrong!Something is wrong with this maid!

In the gorgeous room, Lijiete, who had just received her father's instruction, was imagining the scene of her meeting the Holy See.