Brother, is there a problem with me being a magical girl?

Brother, is there a problem with me being a magical girl?Author: Shi Ye Xiaoluo

As a young social intern specializing in funerals, Lin Ran knew very well that the peaceful and boring life in front of him was what he wanted, but he didn't expect such a simple wish to be so difficult to realize.When things about magical girls broke into his life again and again, Lin Ran always avoided them on purpose.However, he never imagined that even his younger sister became one of the magical girls at some point.he...

Chapter 1 Magical Girls Love Whom They Should Be

"Liu Li!"

The shout under the sky was exceptionally outstanding, and the girl with silver hair and silver eyes quickly turned around in midair, and at the same time, a huge claw edge brushed past her side.

The girl turned her head to look at the girl who was shouting at her, the golden pupils on the opposite side were full of exhaustion and extreme tension.

The soft and golden long hair in the past has long been stained with various purple blood stains, and the originally gorgeous dress on her body is also dilapidated at this time, and the wound on her body is constantly bleeding out.

She looked at the girl like this, with tiredness and reluctance in her golden eyes, and the last trace of imperceptible relief, she shouted that sentence with the last remaining strength.

"Go away, the rest will get rid of you..."

As soon as the words fell, a huge shadow shrouded it, and the angry and unusual roar shook the sky and the earth. The huge strange beast waved its claws like a mountain, and moved towards the petite golden figure without any hesitation. Slap down mercilessly.

The girl named Liuli stretched out her hand in horror, she wanted to grab the companion on the opposite side, but it was already too late, the shadow covered it, everything disappeared with a trembling roar, and remained in the sky Only the splash of blood.

Liuli looked at the blood stained on the bright white gloves, her silver pupils shrank and trembled uncontrollably, she froze in disbelief, her hands were trembling, and the suppressed emotion in her throat could no longer be resisted. live.

"No, no!!!!"

Following the roar that almost collapsed, Lin Ran suddenly woke up from the bed, and he sat up suddenly from the bed, his whole body trembling and looking nervously at everything in front of him.

Familiar room, familiar desk, familiar black umbrella, and the aloe vera that I have just been familiar with recently but is still a little strange. I can't go wrong, this is my room.

Although he looked around in shock, he reached out and scratched the messy hair on his head, muttering to himself.

"So... did you want to have that dream..."

"Ahhh, what a fucking headache!"

Lin Ran scratched the swollen head fiercely, complaining non-stop, but the voice still had a few real tremors.

There was the sound of approaching footsteps outside the door.

"What's the matter, Lin Ran, that inexplicable ghost screaming early in the morning!"

In addition, the mother's voice came, but she didn't open the door, as if she was standing at the door to ask questions.

"It's nothing... just, I had a nightmare, I'm fine..."

Lin Ran explained, and at the same time stopped the alarm that just rang with a precise fist.

"It's getting late, even if it's 09:30 on Saturday morning, I should get up. I've already made breakfast and put it on the table in the living room. Hurry up and eat it while it's hot. I have to go to work."

The mother's gentle voice came again, followed by the footsteps that gradually faded away until they disappeared completely.

Seeing that her mother had left, Lin Ran grabbed the messy hair on her head again, and finally threw her hands on the quilt as if venting her anger.

"I'm bored..."

With a meaningless complaint, the young man finally got up from the bed, dressed and washed.

After finishing all the preparations, he came to the living room. At this moment, the figure in front of him made Lin Ran startled.

The girl in light blue pajamas was putting her share of breakfast on the dinner plate, and she was heading towards the room that belonged to Lin Ran's younger sister.

Lin Ran's sudden appearance from the room made both of them froze in place, probably because they looked at each other silently, a little embarrassed, Lin Ran forced a smile, and then unconsciously touched the earlobe of his left ear with his left hand.

"that……"

"The milk is a bit cold. If you want to drink hot, go and turn it in the microwave."

The girl looked at Lin Ran in front of her, and said in a neutral tone, there was no trace of superfluous emotion on her delicate and lovely face.

"Uh, oh..."

Lin Ran obviously wanted to say something else, but as his sister turned around and closed the door, the two were separated with a "click", and the living room fell into silence again.

After finishing breakfast and washing the tableware, Lin Ran went back to the room and picked up the slightly old black umbrella to go out. He is a junior this year. Most people at this age are doing internships outside. And he is no exception, but, compared to others, who have worked hard in those small companies, he has made a name under his own company's name by relying on his close friends.

Therefore, things like internship and work are more like a random practical experience for him. If he doesn't have time, he can naturally fish around.

But today... Lin Ran looked at the closed door of his sister's room and sighed softly.

The house is very deserted, and staying here is still suffering, so why not go out to work, and treat it as a real accumulation of work experience for the future.

"Yilao, if you have any plans to go out today, remember to bring an umbrella. The weather forecast says there may be thunderstorms today."

The voice fell, and after a long time, there was no sound from the other side of the door.

Knowing that this was the case, Lin Ran shook his head helplessly, but he had no complaints in his heart, he just went out alone and walked in the direction of the company.

There are people coming and going on the street, vehicles are also in an endless stream, people are walking together, chatting and laughing constantly, towering skyscrapers are erected in this relatively prosperous city, and the electronic screens erected on those skyscrapers are not advertisements Instead of the video, it played the slightly cute and youthful picture.

Girls in colorful dresses are constantly dancing on the screen, and colorful lights flicker around them. The dancing youthful and beautiful figures are constantly attracting the attention of people on the street, and there are even Many people stopped here, taking out their mobile phones to take pictures of the idols in each other's hearts.

Yes, you read that right, in this city... no, it should be in this world, situations like this are very common, and the people living here seem to have been familiar with this situation for a long time. The idol has become an indispensable part of many people's minds.

This world is not an ordinary industrial world of science and technology. There are supernatural forces in this world that ordinary people cannot comprehend. Among them, alien beasts that attack humans and cities are the most dangerous ones. Alien beasts usually have different sizes and appearances. Different, but they all have one thing in common, that is bloodthirsty and possess a powerful desire to destroy.

The evil side is naturally feared and loathed by human beings. Of course, where there is evil, there is justice naturally, and magical girls are the righteous side in people's hearts. The delicate girl with magic props is the hero and idol in people's hearts.

Magical girls are partners of justice who disperse alien beasts. They usually have supernatural powers that ordinary people cannot match. Their magically amplified bodies and powerful magic props can help them easily defeat and drive away those strange-looking evil beasts.

Such a powerful force, coupled with an irresistible cute appearance, instantly made magical girls absorb a large wave of human fans, and the magic girl idol industry also rose in the city in an instant.

At this time, Lin Ran was walking on the street, holding a black umbrella, among the shops he passed just now, there were four or five special shops selling magical girl fans. There will be more stores.

The reason is also very simple, because there is no need to worry about the sale of the merchandise of the magical girl, and every time it is released, it will be sold out by crazy people. Who would not want to do such a lucrative business?

Of course, if there is anyone who is indifferent to this kind of thing, it must be Lin Ran. He is walking on the street leading to the company, and he is completely uninterested in the surrounding buildings and the magical girl posters and electronic screens posted everywhere. .

Looking at the fanatical crowd around him, Lin Ran, who was a little lonely, lowered his head and muttered inexplicably.

"Magical girls should be whoever they love..."

If it is said that the people around are fanatical and fond of magical girls, and at the very least they are fond of them, then Lin Ran is absolutely 100% indifferent, and even a little bit resistant...

It was because of this reason that Lin Ran didn't have many classmates he could chat with at school, and even fewer could become friends. Of course, the guy who helped him as an intern could naturally be counted as one.

At this time, when we were about to reach the gate of the company, the road ahead was suddenly crowded by a large group of fanatical crowds, and the slightly noisy shouts and dazzling light signs gave people a hint.

There may be a magical girl ahead.

Of course, under such circumstances, it is naturally impossible to deal with alien beasts. You must know that although magical girls are powerful, they also spend a lot of money in all aspects. Where do these funds come from? Part of them are government expenditures, and part of them are the income of these magical girls as idols.

It is said that in an unusually peaceful life, it is quite normal to suddenly encounter a magical girl on the street.

After all, with the help of the magical girl, the dark age is over, and the peaceful age has arrived. After erasing the blood and tears buried in the past history, only those glamorous figures are left in people's eyes.

Lin Ran and the group of people were getting closer and closer. Gradually, the scene in the middle of the crowd could be seen a little more clearly. Surrounded by many fanatical fans, there was a black stretched Lincoln, and the person sitting in it was the one who came today. A magical girl who carries out the task of idol activities—Shiraorange.

At this time, the magical girl Bai Cheng was wearing a light orange magic dress and sitting in a comfortable car, facing the window and greeting the group of fans who were approaching with a smile.

Naturally, the windows cannot be opened. God knows how many desperate fans will stick their hands in if the windows are opened, and no one will be able to solve any troubles that will arise.

Just as Bai Cheng was facing the fans by the window with her sunny and lovely smile, a figure who had nothing to do broke into her eyes.

There are so many fans crowded around Ben, and one or two figures squeezed in, which is naturally inconspicuous, but when the figure approached, Bai Cheng felt a sudden burst of magical power in his body. Inexplicable resonance.

Just when she was a little surprised, the owner of the figure outside the window suddenly turned her head and met her eyes.

Those are a pair of pure silver eyes like glazed glass. Under the silver light, everything in their field of vision will be seen through to its essence.

In those eyes, Bai Cheng didn't feel any positive and normal emotions about ordinary people, the only thing he could describe was an extremely deep gaze.

For a moment, the two people's gazes were broken. Bai Cheng still wanted to look for the figure of that person, but there were too many people around him. After some crowding, he couldn't find him.

Chapter 2 Call from an old friend

After breaking away from the rushing crowd, Lin Ran finally came to the company where he was intern.

Standing at the entrance of the company, with his hands on his back, he was panting continuously, as if he had just experienced strenuous exercise.

"Ah... ah, md, it's like I've never seen a magical girl before, it's so crazy, I was almost squeezed to death inside... ah..."

The clothes on his body were a little disheveled due to the crowding and friction just now. After entering the company and coming to his desk, soon, a familiar head poked out from the side.

"What's the matter? Lin Ran, why are you acting like you just went through a high-intensity exercise?"

The speaker was pulling a wretched smile at this time, and his words were full of teasing and hurting friends.

"Go, go, hello, young master of the company, why did something happen to the company today and invited you, a big Buddha, over here?"

Lin Ran rolled his eyes and waved impatiently. At this time, the person next to him was his few close friends, and also the son of the company's boss, Yu Wenzhou.

"Damn, you still have the face to criticize me. The clock-in record I saw last time showed that you only came to work 50.00 days a month. Good guy, your chance of catching fish is almost [-]%..."

The two guys can be said to see each other's tricks, and they hurt each other as soon as they met.

"Oh, you really hit the point just now. Recently, I had a big client. My father asked me to come and see for myself..."

"What big client?"

Lin Ran frowned. This big client is not a big deal. You must know that their company is in the funeral industry. The main environment of the company is not very competitive. Casual and relaxed, but now a big client comes...

"Yes! This time the client is a retired magical girl."

Yu Wenwen touched his chin and nodded.

Hearing this, Lin Ran was taken aback for a moment, and then his face twitched a few times.

Why do you keep meeting magical girls recently?Let’s not talk about the occasional meeting on the street, how can I meet such a magical girl who ascended to heaven today in the internship work?

"Ah, I won't talk nonsense with you. You can be lazy. I can't be lazy today. My dad told me that although the magical girl has retired, she is a former magical girl after all, and her identity is sensitive. Alas, we need to pay more attention when we deal with it."

Yu Wenzhou patted his friend on the shoulder as he spoke, sighed and returned to his post to work.

Lin Ran was actually not surprised by the death of the magical girl. On the contrary, every time he faced such a thing, he couldn't help but feel heavy in his heart. After all, magical girls are just a special group Ordinary people, when faced with powerful enemies beyond their strength, they will also be injured and die, and when faced with birth, old age, sickness and death, they cannot escape the wear and tear brought by time.

All in all, the job of a magical girl is highly respected in Lin Ran's heart, but if he were to comment on it, she might only have one word.

Magic girl dog is not appropriate!

Just when Lin Ran was thinking about his thoughts, suddenly, the phone ringing around his waist suddenly rang. He took out the phone, and when he was looking at the phone number a little lazily, his eyes that were originally bleary and lifeless suddenly suddenly rang. The ground shrinks.

Phone numbers starting with "00432".

Lin Ran looked around vigilantly, and after confirming that no one noticed her, she left her seat and walked outside.

When he walked to a corner of the company where no one usually passes by, he connected the number.

"Hey……"

"Senior, are you free now?"

The familiar voice came to Lin Ran's ears from the speaker of the mobile phone.

"No time, what's the matter with you? Tell me if you have something to do, and let me be busy if you have something to do..."

Apparently, facing the slightly sweet and polite female voice on the other end of the phone, Lin Ran's tone seemed a little rude.

"Senior, our branch has recently contracted a batch of newest magical girl recruits, but the instructors at the headquarters have not been dispatched for a long time. Now the schedule is very tight. I would like to ask you for a favor, can you... "

Before the other person finished speaking, Lin Ran interrupted impatiently.

"No."

While speaking, the tone seemed a little cold.

"Ah, this..."

"I remember I told you, don't come to me about magical girls. I have already cut off contact with the headquarters. If you can't solve the difficulties, I can't help you, so this kind of thing Don't come looking for me."

"But it seems that you are among the newcomers to the contract this time..."

"I don't care who is among the magic newcomers, even if there is a heavenly king, I don't care. Well, I'm still at work and hung up."

After all, Lin Ran hung up the phone before the person on the other side could react.

After hanging up the phone, Lin Ran stood there for a while, sighed softly, and then returned the same way.

At the same time, in a secret room inside the branch of the Jinling War Strategy Bureau, Peng Yun in work clothes put down the phone in her hand. She raised her head and looked at the three girls in various magical dresses in front of her. Slowly revealing a trace of apology.

"Sorry, I don't seem to agree..."