Tresen's five horses tore me apart

Tressen's Five Horses Tear Me Apart Author: Loading Apprentice

This is the largest horse recommendation and question center in the healthy, normal, beautiful and positive world of Uma Musume.

Question: Why did the legendary trainer Bai Le retain his early history as a foot reflexologist at JUTSC?

Anonymous answer 1: Because I realized after becoming a trainer that the favorability of the person in charge is not determined by yes or no, but by time.

Anonymous answer 2: Do you think that horse girls only need to concentrate on training and winning the competition, but trainers have a lot more to consider?

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1. Large optical break

Bai Le is doing something greedy.

After getting home from get off work, in order to make full use of the time before going to bed, Bai Le soaked wolfberries in hot water in a cup, started WeChat on the phone in his left hand, and played a horse shoe repair video and a documentary on the laptop in front of him at the same time. He opened two games of Azure in the simulator, happily chatted with stupid netizens on QQ, and raised racehorses on the tablet on his right hand.

Uma Musume to be exact.

This game became a huge hit as soon as it was released. When the national server was finally launched, Bai Le also started to play it.

Not to mention, although the Uma Musume game mode will obviously lead to jail time in the future, it is still really addictive and fun when you first start playing it.

Bai Le has a calm personality. He rarely gets angry and usually just laughs things off. He prioritizes stability and health, and has never had any special desires since he was a child. He lives an ordinary life.

He just followed his parents' expectations and studied hard, just followed his parents' expectations and was admitted to a key high school, just followed his parents' request and didn't have a boyfriend in high school, then just followed his parents' request and was admitted to a decent university, just followed his parents' expectations and found a job in a state-owned enterprise where he went from being a paid worker to a paid worker, and just followed his parents' expectations and worked overtime until eight o'clock in the evening.

As an ordinary engineering student who didn't understand love in junior high school, didn't have the energy for love in high school, and didn't have time for love in college, it was natural that he didn't chat with girls much. After work, it was natural that his family urged him to get married. In order to complete the tasks at home, Bai Le sent the first sentence to the blind date introduced by his family on WeChat today, which was also a natural sentence:

"Are you there?"

While the other party didn't answer, he clicked twice with his right hand to raise the horse.

Speed, four-color circles, one percent failure rate, well, Uma Musume is a beautiful game with such possibilities.

Training is fun.

As he turned over, the phone in his left hand rang.

Seeing that it was a family member, Bai Le picked up the phone.

"What's wrong with you? The girl said you look down on her."

"what???"

Mr. Bai Le quickly opened the WeChat window and took another look to confirm that there was still no reply.

Who is looking down on whom here? Or has it become some new way of looking down on people?

Bai Le looked at the blank reply window and fell into deep thought.

The family said a lot of things. In short, the other party felt that Bai Le looked down on her, so she sued the introducer, the introducer found the family, and the family found her.

Mr. Bai Le pondered for a few seconds, took out yesterday's chat record and checked it carefully twice - fortunately, the two parties only had a chat once, and the record was not long.

He read it carefully, mobilized the remnants of his high school knowledge, and did some in-depth reading comprehension on his own. Finally, he found a certain statement that seemed to be able to deeply interpret this meaning.

Bai Le thought about it for a long time and was sure that he didn't even know what he meant at the time.

"Apologize for me."

Since everyone understood it this way, what could Bai Le do? After all, if you tried to interpret what he said, you could indeed understand it. Bai Gong, whose WeChat address book only had family members and a few classmates, only found out today that there would be no notification after deleting a friend on WeChat.

Maybe he was blocked? Anyway, he couldn't tell the difference and was too lazy to tell.

Since the other party has deleted or blocked him, this blind date is probably over.

Bai Le also breathed a sigh of relief, chatted with his family for a few more words, asked them to help apologize - as long as the meaning was conveyed, then hung up the phone.

Blind dates are troublesome and a waste of time, and they also affect the speed at which he can start the next game. It's good not to continue. Instead of chatting and doing reading comprehension with each other, it's better to play a few games with the stupid group friends.

While dealing with the things on the left, Bai Le was already typing with his right hand and making an appointment with his friends in the silly group to play together later.

Bu Le: Date?

I have to attack from the air: 10min.

Unhappy: OK.

After making an appointment to play the game and drive a black car, Bai Le remembered to turn around and look at the cultivation he had made before.

When he saw this, his eyes widened a little.

The probability is 1%, and you failed. Is this reasonable?

Fortunately, there is still a chance to save the situation. According to the breeding expectations of the horse girl calculated by Bai Le using the table, just one failure is nothing, not to mention that the next breeding will still be a four-speed color circle, with a 1% failure probability.

Even if these are independent events, the probability of two one percent happening in a row is too low. He might as well believe that he was hit by a car when he went out.

Bai Le clicked on speed training again.

Failure in training, poor training, and laziness.

Let us reiterate that Mr. Bai Le is a calm, peace-loving person who rarely gets angry.

At this moment, facing this situation, he first slowly took off his glasses, then took a deep breath:

"I'm going to lock all of you horse girls who like to play my role in the basement and make you study your magic!"

After playing for only three days, engineer Mr. Bai Le deeply felt the unexpected surprises brought by Uma Musume, a game that is said to be like going to jail.

After venting his anger moderately, Bai Le continued to raise horses.

Just like in a company where one person has to do the work of five people, there are some things that you can't be too concerned about. After all, anger is harmful to your health. If you get hurt by anger, it's not worth it, let alone because of a game.

One of his college roommates was angered to death, and Mr. Bai Le therefore deeply realized the importance of self-cultivation.

After playing two games with his friends in the group, Bai Le gradually felt sleepy, and even sitting in front of the computer could not relieve this sleepiness.

After he started working, he finally had the freedom to play games, but he was unable to do so.

Ever since he fell asleep while playing a game one time, Bai Le realized this truth with some sadness.

He left the computer, got up, packed up, and prepared to go for a night run.

Your body is very important. A little exercise can effectively improve your sleep quality.

……

The moon, what a big moon.

The moon is half-lit above the terrace.

The moonlight was obscured by three figures on the stage.

Bai Le stood in the audience, looked up, squinted, and tried to see the trio who were posing with their backs to the moon.

The person on the left stands sideways with his legs together, his right arm placed horizontally under his chest, and his left arm clenched into a fist with his elbow bent and raised, as if lightly touching his forehead.

The person on the right has his legs apart, his arms crossed in front of his chest, and his face is serious.

The person in the middle has his right leg in front and his left leg behind, his right leg on the left and his left leg on the right, his arms around his waist as he stands in a cross-step position, and he holds his head high.

Who is this, where is this, how did I get here?

Bai Le faced three statues that looked like female figures, posing under the moon and emitting background music and text. He could now see clearly that they were statues, and no one could answer the doubts in his heart.

I can't be dreaming.

Bai Le thought about it and came to this conclusion.

After all, I have never been to such a place or seen such a statue. If there is any reason that can explain it, it can only be a dream.

This dream is quite strange, what does it mean?

As he was pondering, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Did those three statues move?

Wait, it seems more than once.

Wait, what’s going on?

Bai Le was now very sure that he was dreaming. After all, things like statues coming to life had always only existed in literary and artistic works. But now he was watching the three statues turn into living creatures, leaping high under the moon, stretching their limbs rhythmically, and adjusting their postures gracefully.

Then, with the moonlight shining on their backs, the three of them swooped down and kicked towards him like eagles flapping their wings.

The one on the left extends his right leg, the one on the right extends his left leg, and the one in the middle extends both legs.

Quite symmetrical.

This thought inexplicably came to Bai Le's mind.

The legs look strong, they must be able to run very well.

Another strange thought flooded into his mind.

The last thing reflected in his pupils were four ever-expanding soles with gleaming metallic luster, and three flying freely in the air...

Tail?

2. Broken and worn

"Oh my god—"

With a scream, Bai Le suddenly sat up.

"It is indeed a dream."

He let out a long breath and sat up in bed.

"Oh, I'll go."

Then he stumbled.

Bai Le didn't care. He grabbed his glasses in his hand and walked to the bathroom in a daze, ready to wash up.

After washing his face with water to clear his mind, he widened his eyes and first grabbed the glasses that he had placed by the sink. His hand shook and he almost dropped them. After he put on the glasses hurriedly, he took them off immediately and wiped the water droplets off with a piece of toilet paper. Then his vision finally became clear.

Bai Le has some basic training, so his physique is pretty good and has some outlines.

But now, there are three more... horseshoe prints on his chest?

The reason why I am not sure is that the horseshoe looks a little too small.

Bai Le touched it with his hand and found no marks or strange feeling on his skin, but when he looked in the mirror, the horseshoe print was indeed there.

"Dreams, reflected in reality? Calm down, take a deep breath, then..."

He whispered to himself.

"No, where is this place? This is not the house I rented."

When his vision cleared, the information that he had previously ignored in the confusion of just waking up also entered his mind, and the conclusion he came to was obvious -

This is an unfamiliar bathroom.

He was no longer in the small room he had rented.

……

"Time travel is something that really happened. I ended up in Japan."

After checking his surroundings, Bai Le quickly came to a conclusion.

Time travel was not a good thing for Bai Le. He was actually quite satisfied with his previous life. Although he did not have too many expectations for the future, he had made some plans, such as saving money to buy a top-of-the-line desktop computer. In short, Bai Le did not want his life to change suddenly, especially a change of this magnitude.

What if he traveled to a world full of monsters and demons? Wouldn't it be very dangerous for an ordinary person like him who is powerless?

"Well."

Bai Le covered his forehead with his hands, and some vague memories came to his mind. He was still called Bai Le in this life. What he saw in the mirror just now was that his appearance was not much different from before, as if he had become himself in another world line.

As for why this "self" ran to a hellhole like Japan, my memory does not mention it in detail.

So now Bai Le is faced with only 1,000 yen left in his hand and a rumbling stomach.

Obviously this is not a very good start.

Of course, compared to traveling through time and becoming a strange creature or a different world, or even traveling to a place that is not suitable for human survival, Bai Le thinks the current situation is still acceptable.

Anyway, now that things have come to this, let’s eat first.