The Otherworld Card Collector

"So I want to eat lunch while you're on top of me."

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Chapter 26 A Crisis Affecting the Entire School

Where did you come from, Hiramatsu, this lazy cat with a blast of M attributes?

"You actually like being pressed down. How about I cover you with all the quilts from the other beds?"

Matou Shirou spread out his left hand and spoke venomously without any hesitation.

“This also gives you the feeling of being oppressed.”

"Are you trying to suffocate me?"

Hiramatsu tried hard to open her eyes which seemed to be always sleepy, but unfortunately Shirou Matou still could not hear even a trace of unhappiness in her tone.

On the contrary, he didn't know if it was Shirou Matou's illusion, but he felt a slight sense of lightness.

It was as if she really enjoyed the feeling of being pressed down.

Matou Shirou couldn't help but hum.

Could it be that in addition to being emotionally dull and thus cold towards Xing, this guy Hiramatsu also has a tendency to enjoy being abused?

Nine out of ten people who claim to have M attributes are lying.

But isn't there another truth?

After all, Hiramatsu doesn't seem like the type to lie, and maybe she herself doesn't even realize that she has a masochistic nature.

After all, it's slow.

Thinking of this, Shirou Matou couldn't help but rub his trigeminal nerve.

Whatever the reason was, it was not a reason for Pingsong to come to his own classroom to look for him.

"Don't come to the classroom to find me again."

Shirou Matou didn't like to keep such things to himself and cause himself trouble.

After hearing this, Pingsong nodded without objection, but then asked again.

"But what if something happens?"

"That's no problem."

I am not a devil, how could I be so unkind?

"Oh, so I came to you for something."

"Ok?"

"I'm hungry. I want you to hold me down while I eat lunch."

Oh, go.

How come your little head is so smart?

Shirou Matou really wanted to pry open Hiramatsu's skull and see the structure of her brain.

However, if this unclear entanglement continues, I am afraid it will not end even when the lunch break is over and the afternoon class bell rings.

Matou Shirou pondered.

Based on his understanding of Hiramatsu, this guy who was like a shining star might really pull him away and not go to class alone.

Even if I broke free, she would probably come to the classroom to find me again as if no one was around.

Shirou Matou asked himself, do you hate Hiramatsu?

The answer is not annoying.

On the contrary, someone who could casually strike out with words without any red-hot warning actually fits Matou Shirou's definition of a 'toy'.

So after weighing the pros and cons, realizing that class would start in more than half an hour, Shirou Matou gave Hiramatsu a multiple-choice question.

"Do I, or I'll buy you lunch, choose one."

"I have some snacks here."

Pingsong opened the drawer and took out potato chips, which had all the common flavors.

"You come on."

After saying this, she opened a pack at random, then took out her phone and started watching short videos.

Shirou Matou saw this and felt that Hiramatsu's attribute cards were a bit difficult to extract, but for a person with such distinct characteristics, the probability of extracting some uncommon attribute cards would also increase.

It can be said that there is always gain if there is loss.

Shirou Matou started doing push-ups.

one;

two;

three...

Three hundred.

End.

In this island country where intimacy is basically the same type of daily activity as eating and taking the subway, as a man, if you don't have the physical strength, then you really can't do it.

Fortunately, Shirou Matou is gifted with talent and hard work, so in terms of physical fitness, he is the monster who can run for 90 minutes in a football field, play high-intensity offense and defense in basketball, and then dunk in overtime.

'Happiness is 30%, doubled.'

While tidying up his appearance, Shirou Matou watched the changes in Hiramatsu's happiness level on the panel.

He remembered it very clearly. It started with oral care, so it was 5%, followed by mucosal care, which increased to 15%, and now it is extrusion massage, so it has become 30%.

Therefore, when having an in-depth exchange with Hepingsong, the winner added "appropriate sadism", assisted by the fast and slow rhythm of the chicken rolls and the easy-to-understand approach. As for whether or not to add soy milk, it seemed that there was not much difference.

But it seems that this guy Hiramatsu is too lazy to even think about contraception.

Fortunately, there were birth control pills in the infirmary, which were handed to her. She opened her mouth and let Shirou Matou feed her the pills. She ate them along with potato chips without even needing water. Her throat was truly powerful. I couldn't imagine how comfortable it would be to use it to care for the holy sword.

Although the problem of declining birthrate is serious, most people just want to have fun but don’t want to take responsibility.

Therefore, in the medical field of this island country, the only thing that is second to none is the research and development of contraceptive pills. They are excellent and have almost no side effects. You can take them as food and the doctor will not say anything. He will just tell you to be careful and not to go bankrupt or end up having nothing to eat in the future.

When Shirou Matou left, he took some lime-flavored potato chips with him.

Pingsong saw it but didn't say much.

If it were someone else, she would definitely jump up, grab it, and refine it in an instant.

However, if it was Shirou Matou, she had no objection.

However, before Shirou Matou left the infirmary, she gave another useful piece of information.

"The school and St. Juliana's Hospital have reached a final agreement and scheduled the physical exam for the third day after the midterm exam. You should take a day off that day."

"Ask for leave?"

Matou Shirou realized the key point.

If he remembered correctly, the last time Pingsong told him, he just wanted him to skip all the projects related to System X. This time, he just told him to skip all the physical examinations...

"Do you know something, Hiramatsu?"

The class bell has rung.

But Shirou Matou retreated to the infirmary.

"Know something."

Pingsong still looked weak, with his butt sticking out, not because he wanted to get pregnant, but because he didn't want to dirty the sheets.

She was certain that Shirou Matou would not help her wash the sheets, and she would have to wash them herself when the time came.

I don’t want to!

Shirou Matou looked into her dead fish eyes and asked naturally.

"Can you tell me about it?"

"Simply put, System X has been temporarily halted."

The so-called X system is a sex matching system used to pair up so-called single men and women.

Since this system is so disrespectful of human rights, it was natural to be stopped. However, Shirou Matou did not expect that it was only stopped temporarily. In other words, there is a possibility that this thing may be restarted in the future.

But for most people, it is a good thing that this thing has been stopped.

After all, if this thing can be implemented, it will cause big problems, just like the legalization of rape!

The upper class does not regard the general public as human beings, but they also do not want to see an island country in complete chaos.

You are a bunch of idiots. Sooner or later, I will overthrow you.

But then again.

"What's the connection between this and why I need to take that day off?"

"Since the X system was temporarily suspended, Dr. Amamiya, who had originally planned to select experimental subjects from among the male students participating in the X system, decided to change his method."

"Doctor Amamiya?"

"A guy who conducts various new drug experiments in the hospital and even uses patients for drug testing. Rumor has it that he helped a senior executive at the hospital produce banned drugs for profit."

After speaking such a long paragraph, Pingsong rested for a few seconds as if he was a little uncomfortable, and then continued to speak.

"She plans to administer aphrodisiacs to all the boys in the school during their physical examinations."

"..., how did you know?"

"She told me."

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Chapter 27 Two Stalkers

"That doctor named Amemiya, is planning to use you as a spy in the school?"

Shirou Matou thought for a moment, then connected the information Hiramatsu said and gave his own guess.

Hiramatsu nodded.

After all, although she was sent to this school as an abandoned child, she was separated from the core circle of those devilish doctors and nurses.

But on the one hand, this is also a helpless move due to too many employees after the merger of many hospitals. On the other hand, she herself does not mind such "exile".

It doesn't matter where you live, right?

Anyway, eat when you should eat, drink when you should drink, this is the lifestyle that Pingsong likes.

Therefore, her relationship with Dr. Amemiya and others did not break down because of this, which was also the reason why Amemiya came to her——

Dr. Amemiya hopes that she will mix the medicine she is giving into the breakfast allowance provided to all teachers and students after their physical examinations (physical examinations require fasting, and free breakfast will be provided after the examinations), so that the school can have an unprecedented unobstructed impact on thousands of people, and thus select her favorite candidates for new drugs.

"That's probably the case."

After Hiramatsu felt that it had almost all flowed in, he stopped sticking his butt out and lay down with his head resting on his hands. He turned his face to the side and lazily advised Shirou Matou.

"So don't come that day, Matou."

After all, based on her actual experience, there is a very high possibility that Shirou Matou will become Dr. Amemiya's favorite candidate.

She also didn't think there was any other man in this school who could compare to Shirou Matou.

"Yeah, I know."