People are collapsing iron, they say I am a greedy messenger

"Our Yanza is the most beautiful... Let me tell you, her big tongue feels really good to the touch, soft and bouncy, really fun to play with.

Do you want to go up with me and touch it?"

Hearing this, Liuying looked at the large tentacles biting the kitchen utensils, then looked at Yueyan who hadn't noticed them at all. She seemed a little moved, but she still said:

"This... this is not good."

Xing saw that there was something interesting, so he persuaded her:

"Oh my god, what's wrong with that? Yue Yan is very gentle. Not to mention stroking her twice, even if you grab her and stuff her in your mouth... well, that won't work. Anyway, at most you'll get a few scoldings. Don't worry, it's nothing."

"I heard everything you two said."

But just as she was about to attack Yueyan's tentacles with Liuying, the girl turned around and sighed, not knowing what to say:

"Next time you're planning something bad, could you please do it behind the person's back? You're making me really embarrassed."

"Emmm, the plan failed."

The gray-haired raccoon stuck out his tongue and said with some regret:

"You can only touch it next time."

……

Because the killing aura formed by Yue Yan's dozens of tentacles was impenetrable, no one encountered any danger along the way - the only anomaly was a rather special room.

The painting style of this place is mostly sad and quiet, except for that room which is filled with toys and building blocks. The fireplace and warm yellow lights make it look very warm.

On one of the blocks, Xing pulled out a red origami bird. This little creature flew around them impatiently, then seemed to realize something, fluttered its wings in frustration, and flew away, leaving behind only a plate of alfalfa salad...

At the same time, the frequency of those strange words and whispers became higher and higher, and they kept repeating -

"Mikhail... Where are you, Mikhail?"

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Chapter 234 Caesar Meme Salad.

……

"Is this appropriate for us to do?"

"There's nothing inappropriate about that. Man is made of iron and rice is made of steel. If you don't eat for a meal, you'll feel hungry... Although you won't feel hungry in dreams, it's still a bit uncomfortable to not have eaten or drunk anything for such a long time.

Anyway, you two just wait, I'll make a meal first, and we can leave after we're full."

At this moment, in Pinocchio's dream, Yue Yan was busy making a simple meal that was not sure whether it was lunch or dinner.

She started with a grilled chicken breast on torn lettuce leaves, then added toasted and fried garlic breadcrumbs and diced hard-boiled eggs.

Smash the meme mirror fragments harvested from the memes into thumb-sized pieces suitable for eating, pour them into the pot, add a little lard and salt and cook until the fragments are slightly softened to a texture similar to meat.

This step takes about 3 to 5 minutes. After completion, take it out, let it cool slightly, and then spread it flat on the lettuce leaves - do not put it on when it is hot, otherwise the lettuce may be cooked.

Finally, shave some Pinot Grigio’s local alfalfa cheese on top, and you have a simple but classic American dish – a modified version of Caesar salad.

Caesar meme salad.

Introduction: It originated from a restaurant on the US-Mexico border. It is said that it was a simple snack made by an Italian chef due to lack of ingredients. The original version only had lettuce and rusks, which was extremely simple. Later, it was optimized by the restaurant owner's brother and a large number of chefs to gradually achieve the current version.

After being improved by the chef, this dish was added with lard-fried Meme pieces and three times the amount of biscuits as the original on the basis of lettuce and chicken breast, making the taste richer, more satisfying and fragrant, crispy and fresh, and you can't stop eating one.

Edible benefit: The eater's attack within 24 hours after eating will be accompanied by the meme shattering particle effect.

……

When people talk about salad, they usually think of lettuce and other green leafy vegetables chopped together, poured with salad dressing and mixed evenly. It is a green and healthy but bland and tasteless food that mostly only appears on the tables of vegetarians or girls who are losing weight.

But if you add the word "Caesar" before the salad, it instantly becomes a classic delicacy with vegetables, meat, and bread. In some cases, it is even enough to be a separate meal.

And in the dream at this moment, as a food used to fill the stomach in an emergency, Caesar salad is undoubtedly qualified - it is quick to make, tastes good, and the chef also adds a lot of breadcrumbs to it to ensure that you can be full.

"Okay, let's finish this meal quickly so we can get on with our journey."

Yue Yan set up the dining table, placed the stools, and distributed a large plate of salad to the other two, along with a small bowl of her secret salad dressing - an alien version of Caesar salad dressing made from Aldous sauce, salted yellowtail fish, black pepper, olive oil, fear salt, and other ingredients.

Scoop a bowl of Caesar salad into a bowl, pour some sauce on it with a spoon, mix it, and you can eat it. This sauce is the soul of Caesar salad, and nine out of ten or even nine out of ten of the flavor are in it.

"thanks for treatment……"

Liuying thanked him and lowered her head. She picked up the sauce and poured some on the salad in the bowl. After mixing it, she put it in her mouth.

The first thing you taste when you put it in your mouth is salty and fresh. This is thanks to the salad dressing. The crushed marinated yellowtail fish in it has an effect similar to fish sauce.

This small deep-sea fish from the Yaoqing Immortal Boat has a rough and fresh flavor after being salted, which makes the chefs in the starry sea obsessed with it. It is excellent for making sauces... The locals also use some simple processes to make a rich-flavored fish sauce, which is also a favorite of chefs.

Then there's the crispness—whether it's the cartilage-like softness of meme fragments, the crispness of toasted garlic bread, or the crispness of lettuce, all of these textures are sure to amaze your tongue.

Finally, the aroma of black pepper and extra virgin olive oil adds the finishing touch to this salad. The crunching sound when chewing the meme fragments is addictive. The silky oil and moist lettuce perfectly neutralize the dryness of the toast, making the garlic flavor more distinct and making the whole dish very harmonious.

"good to eat……"

Although the salad is not a complicated recipe, nor is it delicious, it is very tasty and crispy, and you can't stop eating it. You will want to eat it again and again.

Liuying felt that this thing was really a bit too much. She ate faster and faster. Although she tried very hard to control her eating speed, it was really...

The other two were in a similar situation - the main reason for this was the coarse salt that Yue Yan added when making the sauce. At this time, it had turned into the diners' fear of "not being full", making them not want to stop eating at all.

In the end, there was not even a single leaf left in the big bowl of Caesar salad, and even the little sauce left in the bowl was eaten by Xing using the leftover toasted bread.

"Hiccup~"

After burping, Xing half-closed his eyes and stretched comfortably:

“Delicious, I’m full…”

“It tastes good.”

Touching her slightly bulging belly, Liuying blushed a little - just now, she had eaten far more food than usual. Although theoretically people cannot feel full in dreams, the food made by Yue Yan ignored this rule.

It's really a bit worrying -

Won't eating so much make you fat? No, no, Grammer's cavalry doesn't seem to have any concerns about gaining weight...

……

After clearing away the dishes and tableware, they set off again.

Due to the edible bonus of Caesar salad, this time Yueyan even has its own special effects when killing monsters - probably similar to the particle effect of shattered purple glass. At first glance, I thought it was a tentacle-type meme.

Very beautiful! (Praise)

Finally, after another half an hour, guided by the text that appeared from time to time, they arrived at the final exit.

The three of them pushed open the door cautiously. Behind the door was a dim hall filled with various old-fashioned black and white televisions - there was only a beam of light shining in the center of the hall.

Under the light is a gorgeously decorated treasure chest, faintly emitting golden light, as if tempting others to open it.

"Why is there a treasure chest here?"

"do not know."

Xing shook his head, then stepped forward and said seriously, "But according to the Xinghai Nameless Guest Code, if there is no clear danger, the Nameless Guest should open the treasure chest as quickly as possible when they encounter it..."

235

Chapter 235: Elegant Black Swan.

She stretched out her hand, and the moment her fingertips touched the treasure chest, the lid of the treasure chest opened automatically, and a ray of golden light gushed out, and then the whole room became bright.

As a result, everyone was able to see the entire place clearly.

This is a place similar to a TV room. The room is filled with old-fashioned TVs of all sizes. They are turned off and covered with dust, as if they were forgotten by someone.

Whispers and strange handwriting reappeared on it, but it had evolved from the voice of expectation and search to a slightly terrifying cry for help, such as "Save me, please, save me..."

Likewise, the whispers were filled with fear, as if the person who left the message had experienced something terrible here.

"Alas……"

Although he usually prides himself on being brave, even Xing felt a little scared when he saw these things - if it were March, he would have probably fainted by now.

The guy and she both trembled with fear when watching a horror movie.

And because the guiding nature of the phrase had completely disappeared at this moment, leaving only constant cries for help and fear, facing the four doors around them, several people decided to keep going along the road after discussion.

The main point is that a blind cat catches a dead mouse, and God won't let the blind sparrow starve to death, so just take it as luck.

……

But after walking for about half an hour, the three found that no matter how far they walked or how many doors they opened, they were always going in circles, constantly returning to the room full of televisions.

The only thing that changed was the phrases on the wall, which slowly changed from a cry for help to crying again, and then there were more aggressive phrases like "Catch him, don't let him run away!!", but no one said these words out loud.

The sense of crisis forced them to stop, hold their breath, and be alert to the dangers in the dark.

Until this moment, the originally dim TV suddenly turned on, and the same snow pattern appeared on the screen and emitted a very harsh noise, which made people feel upset.

"Something is coming..."

Taking a deep breath, feeling the restless memories in the air, Yue Yan murmured - the fate of memories flowed in it, and there was also sinking and sleeping passing through from this moment. She gently protected the two of them behind her, and separated her two tongues to protect their safety.

The smell of memes grew stronger and stronger… The snow patterns on the surrounding televisions gradually took shape, turning into a pinkish purple with a gap in it.

It suddenly opened its eyes the next second, revealing terrifying purple animal eyes.

Suddenly, dozens of eyes of different colors appeared in the room, staring at the three people, looking extremely terrifying, but Yue Yan's mind was not on this. She raised her head - the ceiling of the house had melted into a ball of mist at this moment.

She could already smell something stirring in the mist...

"coming."

As soon as she finished speaking, a sharp tail blade instantly cut through the mist, and the memory meme - "What is Towards Death" revealed its true appearance.

What a ferocious image! The palms, claws, sharp blades and the eyes of a murderer, all these elements are mixed and combined in its body, finally shaping such a strange dream beast.

I don’t know if it’s due to the world’s misunderstanding of it, or the power of fictional historians, but the sleep that should symbolize peace and quiet is actually full of sharpness, terror and aggression.

And on it, Yue Yan smelled a faint mysterious scent.

The thing heading towards death let out a terrifying cry similar to the Aztec death whistle the moment it appeared, and flew towards the three people with its tail blade waving.

But unfortunately, although it looked very fierce and had good combat power, the moment it showed its intention to attack, it was bitten by Yue Yan's tentacles, and after being controlled, it was slammed to the side.

"boom!!"

The wall shattered with a loud bang, and the horrible monster was pinned to death in the hole in the wall.

Although she knew that it had no malicious intentions and would not really cause any harm to others, Yue Yan still had to hold it down to prevent it from taking them into a deeper dream.

Of course, with the IQ of the Memory Domain Meme, it is definitely impossible to understand why she did this. After all, in its cognition, it is just a bus performing its duties.

It’s just that when she’s not working, Mianmian’s subjective initiative is stronger, and she often accidentally brings some unplanned tourists into deeper dreams.

……

Under the suppression of Yue Yan's terrifying physical strength, Hewu Towards Death, the most powerful individual meme created by the fictional historian, almost completely lost the ability to resist and could not move. He could only howl occasionally to indicate his existence.

But she didn't know how to deal with this guy for the time being - if she let go, it would definitely continue to attack them.

But if I beat him to death and then cut him into pieces and stewed him in a pot... that wouldn't be appropriate. After all, this thing is the only reliable and effective means of traveling back and forth between deep and shallow dreams, and I will definitely need it again in the future.

"Emmm..."

"Are you in a difficult situation?"

Just as she was hesitating, a gentle female voice sounded in her ears. The voice was very close, and there was a warm and wet feeling when she spoke, as if a woman was breathing and talking next to Yao's ear, which made people get goose bumps.

"Who?"

Yue Yan subconsciously controlled the tentacles to stab forward, but missed.

"Don't worry, I don't feel disgusted with you."

The owner of that voice revealed himself—

She also emerged from the mist, a woman full of mystery, wearing a purple dress decorated with colorful glass weaving, a gauze-like headscarf, leather pants, and black stockings underneath.

A peculiarly shaped lamp floated beside her hand, with tarot cards surrounding it. Both in temperament and appearance, it looked like a fortune teller holding a crystal ball and tarot cards in a corner of the city in some urban legend.

"I've been commissioned by Miss Himeko, the navigator of the Starry Sky Train, to take you out of danger in your dreams... You can call me the Rememberer, the Black Swan."

Even when speaking, Black Swan's tone is full of mystery, as if it will disappear at any time, appearing and disappearing, with a sense of emptiness that people's ears cannot grasp.