Ark, I got cold a little early

Was it seen out?

The corner of Ulpian's mouth twitched slightly, and then he said, as if to change the subject: "You are very strong..."

"Of course I know I'm strong." Hongyu waved his hand arrogantly and interrupted Ulpian.

"..."

This guy really deserves a beating...

Damn it, why can't I beat him?

Based on his own current strength, Ulpian ignored Hongyu's antics and continued, "Why are you... so strong?"

"Me?" Hongyu was stunned.

How do I say?

I told you I was using cheats? Has my current level still caused me to be banned?

Alas, beating up an ordinary sea urchin would take several punches, but a thing like this in the hands of the third captain who became a deep-sea hunter would be as easy as an anchor...

Originally, fighting giant beasts was a piece of cake...

I've already been nerfed to this point, and you still accuse me of cheating?!

"If you want to become like me, or even better than me, it's actually very simple." Hongyu raised a finger with a serious face, as if he was ready to teach by example.

"Hmm?" Ulpian leaned slightly towards Hongyu, obviously interested.

"You only need to do 100 sit-ups, 100 pull-ups, 100 squats and run 10 kilometers every day..." (Classics will last forever) Hongyu talked freely.

“…” Ulpian’s face was filled with black lines.

The basic training I do in the team every day is countless times more than this. What exactly do you want to express?

You mean I'm a waste?

But if I bring this guy into the team to fight against Kaiji... his expression gradually became subtle.

Forget it, didn’t I become a member of the army because I didn’t want more people to follow the same path as me?

"Uh, is it rare that it doesn't sound funny?" Perhaps noticing the subtlety of Ulpian's facial expression, Hongyu stopped Saitama Bible's speech.

“…” Ulpian couldn’t laugh, but he always felt that if he didn’t say anything at this time, it would make the other party very embarrassed.

"What do you do for a living?" He managed to utter this after a long while.

Master, what do you do?

"I work as a farmer... No, I run a sculpture shop." Hong Yu pinched his chin, looking helpless. "But I haven't had any customers lately..."

It’s not recently, it’s never happened, Hongyu added silently in his heart.

"A sculpture shop?" Ulpian was a little surprised by this answer. "It's impossible for an ordinary Agor to possess such power..."

In fact, Ulpian's strength is top-notch in the army. He can deal with a large sea monster by himself, even though he is just a new recruit who has been in the army for only a few years.

However, the strength displayed by Hongyu is far beyond people's concept of "ordinary people".

"Well, who knows?" Hongyu shrugged. "Maybe I'm the hero who was born to save the world."

Born a hero?

Ulpian suddenly felt like laughing.

This hero must be so miserable and unlucky, destined to face those monsters since birth.

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"Are you the inquisitor from Iberia?" Ulpian looked at the tall man in front of him, whose height was almost the same as his own.

"Well, my name is Carmen." The man took off his hat and saluted, and a white bird judge following him also took off his hat and saluted.

"There's no need for all that red tape. I'm just here to establish diplomatic relations on behalf of Agor. I'm not some big shot." Ulpian also responded.

"Well, although I don't know how a monster like Hai Si was tamed by you Agor, but the Deep Sea Church was able to be eliminated within a day thanks to your heroic efforts." The man named Carmen's tone was full of respect for the hero.

"Yeah!" The little judge beside him was also nodding frantically, as if he admired himself as a deep-sea hunter very much.

However, the word "hero" deeply touched Ulpian.

He replied, "The heroes are not us, but those who died in battle and never came back."

Although he was the only one who died, apart from those damn arrogant senior executives.

Yu, did you hear that? You are called a hero.

PS: Please vote, please comment, please comment!!

Hey! How did you know that I picked Pepe in my free ticket today?

Thanks to "Queensland", "Xingzao", "I Love to Slack Off 123" (I also love to slack off so I am struggling every day whether to write or not), "Primary School Student Second Ape Godfather", "Barbatos of Mars", "I am the Storm!", "Shuke 2118674", and "Half Ton Hamster" (Can you give me a hamster?) for their monthly tickets.

Thanks to the "Star-Made" blade.

py a book...

Portal "Mysterious Zero, He Calls Himself Kamen Rider"

Summary:

My name is Monster, and I'm a time traveler. Every day I can transform into a different Kamen Rider, but after 00:00, the Kamen Rider I can transform into will change, and depending on the degree of compatibility, the power I can exert will also change.

[2: This is New Eridu, but it's not New Eridu. We regard everyone as strange. Be careful with your words and actions, and try not to have direct conflicts with them.]

[Three: Weirdness has its own set of rules. As long as they don't violate the rules, they can get along normally.]

[Four: There is more than one traveler. Don't let others know about my abnormality, otherwise, in their eyes, I will become food.]

[Five: Stay calm and don’t be carried away by temporary strength]

Chapter 42 Hongyu: Please! I can give you money!

The conversation with Ulpian was quite pleasant. It also allowed Hongyu to see the young captain of the third team who had not yet grown up. Well, it was very strange. It was like seeing Charizard after being used to seeing Charizard.

During this period, Hongyu continued to recommend the artworks in his sculpture shop to Ulpian, and the other party agreed to go and take a look.

Hongyu was very pleased about this, as he was actually able to successfully attract customers.

Ulpian: The main thing is that this guy has the words "Come to my shop quickly and buy something" written all over his face.

After leaving his address to Ulpian, Hongyu walked briskly towards home.

After all, he caught the shiny Pokémon (Ulpian) and also brought in a guest (still Ulpian). Hongyu's trip this time was quite fruitful.

Ulpian, you are truly my benefactor!

Hongyu whistled and then opened the door of the sculpture shop.

"where did you go?"

As soon as he opened the door, Hongyu saw Skadi standing at the door holding a pillow, with a look of confusion and worry on her face.

Facing Skadi's question, Hongyu reacted and realized that he seemed to have not explained anything to the little girl before going out, so... is she worried about me?

By the way, is that pillow growing on your body?

"Why are you back so late now?" Skadi continued to maintain her expressionless face and asked questions that made Hongyu sweat profusely.

Oh shit, what's this feeling about a husband who goes out drinking and comes home late and gets caught by his wife?

Beast! How old is she?!

"Um... I went out to deal with some things and some small accidents happened, so I was delayed for a while." Hongyu scratched his head and then walked into the door.

Eh? I'm her parent? Why should I explain this to her?

Let me think, if it was Ulpian...

[Skadi! You've regressed!]

No, this is all on my mind...

Hong Yu thought so after realizing it, and then touched Skadi's head. "Sorry, Skadi, you're backing off... ahem, is there anything you want to eat?"

"That woman has already come back and done it." Skadi reluctantly avoided Hongyu's pat on the head, but after a few moments she showed a comfortable expression.

Just like petting a cat.

Hong Yu thought about it, and then said, "I've told you so many times, I have a name, it's Gloria, so call people by their names properly."

But the hostility on Skadi's face never subsided, as if she was deeply afraid that Hongyu would find her a stepmother who was not much older than her.

"Oh? You're back?" Gloria, wearing a kitchen scarf, poked her head out of the kitchen. "Then come and have something to eat."

Looking at Gloria, who looked like a good wife and mother, Hongyu's CPU gradually overheated.

Hello, beautiful lady, may I ask... who are you?

Who is this virtuous woman? !

"Are you surprised?" Perhaps because she could clearly sense Hongyu's confusion even with the opaque blind glasses that made it almost impossible to see his eyes, the corners of Gloria's mouth rose slightly.

"In the past, I just lived here without making any contribution. This doesn't go against my principles, so... come and try it. It should taste okay."

"Ah...oh...um, okay." Hongyu stammered and replied, then took Skadi's hand and sat down at the dining table.

Goletia's food... to be honest, it looks pretty good.

But the next plot is probably about a beautiful girl seriously making a beautiful history or something...

Hongyu put the food into his mouth, chewed it for a while and then swallowed it.

The result was as expected... unexpectedly... delicious?

"Goldetia..." Hongyu suddenly put down the cutlery in his hand.

"Hmm? How is it?" Waiting for Hongyu's evaluation, Gloria rested her hand on her cheek and silently looked at Hongyu with a gloomy face.

"Please! I'll leave the cooking to you from now on! I can pay you!!" Hongyu suddenly held Gloria's hand, with an enthusiastic expression of "That sounds so nice!"

"?" Gloria tilted her head, somewhat puzzled.

Isn't it?

"Well, sure, but actually it doesn't require money." Perhaps because she was a little overwhelmed by Hongyu's enthusiasm, Gloria's tone was a little erratic.

I don’t know if I can see what his eyes look like if I take off his glasses at this time.

"No!" At this time, the only person at the table who couldn't cook protested, "Yu's cooking is obviously better!"

"Children, don't interrupt when adults are talking! Do you know how great her cooking skills are?" Hongyu immediately retorted.

How can it not be great?

I finally don't have to worry about what to eat every day, okay?!

It's so cool to hang out or sculpt all day long and have a beautiful girl prepare dinner for you, right?!

That’s the life that many people dream of!

When faced with obstacles that may threaten his future slacking off, Hongyu rarely uses his parental authority, but unfortunately, the great obstacle does not fall for it.

"You just don't want to cook, right?" Skadi commented sharply, narrowing her eyes slightly.

"Tsk..." Hongyu was silent.

Damn it! This Didi is clearly not stupid, okay? He actually saw through my perfectly planned plan...

Seeing what was happening before her, a faint smile appeared on Gloria's lips again.

This is what she thinks a family should look like and have such an atmosphere, and at the same time, she dissed her mother in her heart again.

To be honest, after spending so many days together, she didn't get any news that her mother was anxiously looking for her, although this situation was within her expectations.

However, as a daughter, she couldn't help but feel disappointed in her mother.

So her favorability towards Hongyu and Skadi increased.

If in this family, Skadi is the daughter and Hongyu is the father, then what about myself?

……

Shaking her head and throwing the wrong thoughts out of her mind, Gloria continued to support her cheek with one hand, watching Skadi and Hongyu's playfulness with a smile. The atmosphere was stable and cheerful.

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