The Forger of Strange Items Starting from Collapse

"Theoretically, yes. But if you really want to travel through time, there's no need to bother Nagi at all. I can take you to see my world." Chen Li said.

Because he had never witnessed the magic of Haruhi Suzumiya directly, Chen Li didn't know to what extent Haruhi Suzumiya would affect him when he traveled through time. But anyway, it would be better not to disturb her when it comes to such a delicate task of time travel.

"And it's worth mentioning that as a magic item forger, I have a passive ability that makes me almost immune to all magic item effects. So if you use this gun on me, it will have no effect." Chen Li thought for half a second and immediately added a setting.

What Chen Li said was indeed true. All the strange objects had no effect when they had a negative impact on Chen Li in the hands of other people.

But this setting is specifically added because what is in Suzumiya Haruhi's hand is not a rare object at all, but a gun that Chen Li casually made out of soul steel.

It may even have only the appearance but no internal structure, because ordinary guns are not suitable for little girls to play with.

If this setting is not added, who knows whether this fake magic item can work on Chen Li?

"Oh..." Suzumiya Haruhi seemed a little disappointed.

"Why are you acting so disappointed? Do you really want to travel through time in my place?"

"How is that possible? Since you have joined the SOS team, you are one of us. How could I possibly betray you?" Suzumiya Haruhi patted her chest and promised.

"When did I join the SOS group?"

"Just now."

"Not interested... Oh, no, that's fine too." Chen Li was about to refuse when he remembered something.

Then he quickly handed the Moments terminal to Haruhi Suzumiya.

Spare tire +1

Chen Li will allow Haruhi Suzumiya to join the strange object group, but will never allow others to share the story about Haruhi Suzumiya with her, otherwise it will cause trouble.

In fact, Chen Li had already planned to upload all the plots related to the Honkai series to the group after severing the connection between the previous civilization and the current civilization.

But before that, Chen Li had a lot of things to do.

This includes but is not limited to leaving slogans such as "Chen Li was here" in various places, leaving more weapons with attributes made by Chen Li in previous civilizations, trying to artificially cultivate entries, etc.

This kind of situation between the previous civilization and the current civilization is rare for Chen Li, so he naturally would not waste this opportunity.

Leaving the items you have created in the past and letting them develop attributes over time is one of the ways to utilize professional skill appraisal.

"What is this?" Haruhi played with her new phone.

"Just think of it as a chat room terminal, but the people in this chat room are from different worlds. They are all talented and speak well." Chen Li said.

"Sounds interesting."

"How about you try this gun first?" Seeing that Suzumiya Haruhi's attention was diverted so easily, Chen Li quickly brought the subject back.

Chen Li wanted to do an experiment, which was to say that a fake magic object was a real magic object, and see if he could use Suzumiya Haruhi's ability to make wishes come true to make the fake magic object have magical effects.

Although the fake artifacts created in this way may not work in other worlds, or may only have a little effect in other worlds, Chen Li is curious whether this can be used to give birth to entries.

"Then how should we conduct the experiment? I got it. Kyon, you let me go shopping, and then I will shoot you and see if you will go shopping." Suzumiya Haruhi came up with a good idea.

"It feels useless because you won't listen to me at all. Then on the other hand, after using this gun, I won't listen to you either, right?" Axu complained.

"Yeah, then... Asahina, go buy some snacks to entertain the guests." Suzumiya Haruhi said, finding someone who was easy to bully.

"Ah? Okay..." A senior girl with long chestnut hair and a baby face sitting in the SOS group activity room stood up subconsciously.

Asahina Mikuru, her true identity is an investigator from the future.

The object of the investigation is of course Haruhi Suzumiya, but she originally just wanted to observe from a distance, but because Haruhi said that they needed a lolita cute mascot role, she was forced to join the SOS Corps.

Asahina, who has a weak personality, naturally became Suzumiya Haruhi's servant.

But just as Asahina was about to leave the activity room, Suzumiya Haruhi shot Asahina.

Then Asahina stood there, while Suzumiya Haruhi left the activity room on her own.

"What a cruel person. He uses himself as an experiment." Chen Li complained when he saw this scene.

After Suzumiya Haruhi left, everyone else in the SOS group's activity room turned their attention to Chen Li, the rare item forger.

The composition of the Sos group is extremely complex. Besides Asahina, a person from the future...

Kazuki Koizumi looks like a handsome guy, but in fact he is a member of the psychic organization "Agency". He can exert his psychic powers in the closed space created by Kasuga's mental stress.

Nagato Yuki has a petite body, a handsome face, is taciturn, expressionless but very cute, and possesses the four attributes of "no mouth, no expression, no emotion, and no feeling". Her true identity is a communication device (alien) created by the "Information Integration Thought Body".

With his ordinary appearance and ordinary personality, Kyon is the only truly ordinary human in the SOS group. He is the character responsible for narration and making comments. However, he has the greatest ability to incite Haruhi in this time and space.

In general, Suzumiya Haruhi's wish to meet people from the future, people with super powers, and aliens has been fulfilled, but she herself doesn't know it.

"Okay, I've sent Suzumiya Haruhi away, so let's have a frank talk...with the observers who have different thoughts and messy identities." Chen Li smiled at everyone.

"Huh?" Everyone was shocked.

"In fact, the gun in Suzumiya Haruhi's hand just now was just a toy I made. I wanted to use it to test whether she could really make her wish come true." Chen Li explained.

"Well, then your identity as a rare item forger is also..." Ah Xu looked at Chen Li in surprise.

What a ruthless person, he can actually make Suzumiya Haruhi run around in circles.

"Oh no, this is true. But I can't help but feel lazy. Anyway, Suzumiya Haruhi can make her wish come true, so why should I bother forging a magical object?" Chen Li spread his hands.

"You actually choose to lie for such a boring reason?" Axu continued to complain.

"You can't say that. Creating strange objects is a waste of money. I make some toys for Haruhi Suzumiya without charging her. Isn't that very conscientious?" Chen Li said.

"Then may I ask what exactly is your purpose in contacting Haruhi Suzumiya?" Koizumi Kazuki, who had always had a smile on his face, could no longer smile.

Rather than the fact that the other party is really a rare item forger, the fact that the other party knows that Suzumiya Haruhi can make wishes come true is more troublesome.

"It's purely a coincidence. But now that I've come into contact with her, I don't plan to give up. In other words... hehehe, you don't want me to tell Haruhi Suzumiya that she has the ability to make wishes come true, right?" Chen Li used his index and middle fingers to force a smile on his face, and then uttered the most classic villain line that couldn't be more classic.

"well?!!"

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"I'm back! You know what, this stance-exchanging gun is really useful! I got a lot of snacks for free with this gun! Oh?" When Suzumiya Haruhi returned to the activity room, she found that everyone's expressions were a little strange.

Axu has mixed feelings, but more joy.

Koizumi Kazuki had a blank expression on his face.

Asahina Mikuru was in tears.

Chen Li? Chen Li looked very happy.

"Why are Nagato's glasses with you?" Suzumiya Haruhi looked at Chen Li in confusion.

"I exchanged it with Nagato." Chen Li said.

"What did you exchange it for?" Suzumiya Haruhi asked curiously.

"I traded Hatsune Miku's autograph to Kyon for the qualification to be his slave for a day, and then I traded this qualification to Nagato for glasses." Chen Li spoke nonsense seriously.

Although Axu on the side was very dissatisfied with the fact that he had become a beast of burden for no apparent reason, he asked, "Can't you come up with a better excuse?"

But let it go for Hatsune Miku's signature.

"Huh? Hatsune Miku's autograph, I want it too... Wait, isn't that a virtual singer? Where does the autograph come from???" Suzumiya Haruhi was stunned.

Hatsune Miku's autograph?

Isn't this as unbelievable as the rumors that Luo Tianyi is taking drugs?

125

Chapter 125 No way, Dragon Balls can be won through lottery?

"How can a time traveler be so inconvenient? Although I don't know how Hatsune Miku rose to prominence in your world, I have really seen Hatsune Miku. I also received a commission from her to create delicious green onions that you can never finish eating. Look, this is the green onion." Chen Li temporarily borrowed Hatsune Miku's green onion, hoping that she would not mind.

"Being a time traveler seems very interesting. I want to be one too." Suzumiya Haruhi said with her hand raised.

"Sorry, no. But if you want to travel to another world, I might be able to help you."

"Go!"

"But tomorrow is not Saturday or Sunday in your world. Good students still have to go to school." Chen Li reminded.

"Hey, why can't we have Saturdays and Sundays off every day starting from tomorrow?" Suzumiya Haruhi complained after being reminded by Chen Li.

"Even if you say so, the world will not change because of your thoughts." Axu complained.

"......" But after Kyon finished complaining, he found that everyone except himself and Suzumiya Haruhi was silent.

After quickly thinking about the outrageous situation of Haruhi Suzumiya, Kyon suddenly felt...it was not impossible for the world to change because of one person's thoughts.

"So you should try this green onion, it's delicious." Chen Li chose to change the subject.

"Oh, right, speaking of which, you were just talking about that, right? This green onion is also a rare item, right?"

"Yes, and it's an infinitely reproducible green onion. No matter how many times you eat it, it can be restored."

"You sound even more boring than me, yet you can create such a strange thing." Suzumiya Haruhi looked at Chen Li in surprise.

"I'm not bored. The rare item forger also needs to make money to support his family." Chen Li said.

"But didn't you ask me for the forging fee?" Suzumiya Haruhi was stunned.

"Yes, so this rare item is not yours at all." Chen Li said as a matter of course.

"Oh? Where's my rare item?"

"You can only own your own artifact when you can afford the forging fee. Now you can only use the shared artifacts." Chen Li said.

"Huh? How much yen does it cost to forge that unique item? I'll find a way to make it up for you."

"I don't charge for forging rare items, but I charge for some rather strange things. For example, Nagato's glasses. Maybe I can use these glasses to forge a prop that can make others become three-nothing. You can imagine it as a label representing an item, and the more distinct the label is, the more precious it is to me." Chen Li explained.

"Emm... Let me think about where I can get some distinctive labels for you as forging fees. I also want a rare item that belongs to me." Suzumiya Haruhi began to think, Suzumiya Haruhi frowned, and Suzumiya Haruhi gave up thinking.

"SOS team, assemble! Start thinking about how to raise the forging fee to create a unique item belonging to the SOS team." Suzumiya Haruhi chose to borrow the power of the team.

"Didn't you just say that you wanted the rare item that belonged to you? How come it became something that belongs to the SOS team?" Axu complained.

"Don't worry about these details." Suzumiya Haruhi waved her hand.

"Hey, I have a plan..." Chen Li suddenly raised his hand.

"Oh, I forgot that you are also a member of the SOS Brigade. So, tell me, Deputy Captain, do you have any good ideas?" asked Haruhi Suzumiya.

"When did I become the deputy leader?"

"Just got promoted."

Although they had to come up with ideas together to find a way to raise the forging fee for Chen Li, it was strange that Chen Li was the one who came up with the idea, but Suzumiya Haruhi felt it was natural.

"Axu is very suitable." Chen Li was too lazy to care about the mess and directly said what he had just thought of.

"Want to steal my team members? That's not possible, or do you want to set up your own team?" I, Haruhi Suzumiya, can tell at a glance that you have a rebellious mind!

"That's not the case. I think there might be some terms related to complaining about Ah Xu." Chen Li said.

"What you said makes sense. After all, Kyon is just a complainer. But you accepted such an outrageous entry?" Suzumiya Haruhi asked after being stunned for a moment.

"What do you mean by a complaining role? You guys are really going too far." Axu complained.

"Still complaining, and you say you're not a complainer?"

"......That's too much." Axu complained again.

"Okay, the SOS team, gather together and strip Axu's clothes off, so that Chen Li can see what's on him that has any sarcastic words on it!" Suzumiya Haruhi laughed.

"No need to go through so much trouble, I'll just touch it." Chen Li stood up and said something fair.

Axu looked at Chen Li with emotion.

It seemed that he had already forgotten that the reason he was stripped naked was because of Chen Li.

So with Axu's cooperation, he looked back and forth at Axu's clothes and personal belongings, and finally successfully found the thing with the most complaints.

"If nothing unexpected happens, apart from the entire person of Axu being suitable for extraction as a complaint entry, the most suitable material is Axu's teeth." Chen Li said seriously.

After all, complaints come out of the mouth.

"What? Need to have a tooth pulled out?" Axu subconsciously covered his mouth.

"Of course, there is a less radical approach."

"what way?"

"Your SOS group's armband will do." Chen Li said.