The Forger of Strange Items Starting from Collapse

[If you go to the Type-Moon world and swallow the Evil of This World, you'll definitely get a Miracle Card, but not here. The Evil of This World here comes from the Star Sea Treasure, and the Evil of This World inside is just a pool of stagnant water.]

The answer given by the elf at the critical moment.

Because before Chen Li broke the balance between the Holy Grail and the evil of this world, the evil of this world showed no signs of unrest.

Chen Li wanted to obtain the Miracle Card through the Evil of This World in his hand. He just had to pour out the Evil of This World in the Holy Grail and wait until the Evil of This World was about to destroy the world. Then he could collect the Evil of This World and drink it.

Chen Li has created two one-star wonders (Happy Dice and Resurrection Tournament) in the Collapse Iron World, but has not gained any miracle crystals. This is because of this.

If you have a rare item, why don’t you use it? Otherwise, how can you let people know how awesome the item you forged is?

"Is this resolved?" Axu asked in a low voice.

"Obviously not, because all the evils of this world have not been drunk yet. There are a lot of evils of this world in this holy grail. After all, it is the condensed malice of the entire world. But if you drink it slowly, you will finish it sooner or later." Chen Li said.

"How does it taste?" Suzumiya Haruhi asked curiously.

"It's exactly the same as orange juice." Chen Li said.

"Then doesn't that mean you get the right to unlimited orange juice? I'm so envious." Suzumiya Haruhi felt a little jealous.

"You may be envious, but you can't envy it. Because ordinary people can't drink it." Chen Li said as he took another sip of all the evil in the world.

It really tastes like orange juice.

Suzumiya Haruhi is really useful.

Because he was curious about whether Haruhi Suzumiya's influence could continue to the other world, and in order to maintain his own reputation before Haruhi Suzumiya, Chen Li did not expose the lie just now.

"Okay, today's activities end here. If you want to draw a lottery anytime, just call me. It's time for me to go home." Chen Li looked at the time and said to Suzumiya Haruhi and others.

"I want to smoke now."

"I can give you 100 first." Chen Li was also curious about what other strange things Suzumiya Haruhi could draw, so he gave her 100 star stones and sat next to her.

By the way, I asked Axu for a straw.

Of course you have to use a straw to drink milk tea.

However, seeing the straw melted instantly when it encountered the evil of this world, Chen Li realized the truth, and then Chen Li ate the straw as well.

Ah Xu was stunned by this scene.

Buddy, you must be easy to support yourself, right?

Perhaps drawing 6 dragon balls used up all of Haruhi Suzumiya's luck, so this time when she drew cards, she got some strange little parts.

After spending 100 star stones to draw them all, Suzumiya Haruhi saw the parts and had an idea and started to assemble them.

"Emm...it looks a bit like a fairy wand." said Haruhi Suzumiya.

"......" After drinking another mouthful of The Evil of This World, Chen Li looked at the thing and seemed to be hesitant to speak.

Perhaps Suzumiya Haruhi's luck is indeed strange.

She was even cursed to the point where she would definitely draw a god-level item, but the god-level item would be incomplete and unusable.

Because the thing in Suzumiya Haruhi's hand...isn't that a fucking magic wand?

It's just that something is missing, some small component is missing, which makes it incomplete.

However, considering that this is a different world, even if the Aura Wand is assembled, it may not be possible to summon Ultraman. In the end, Chen Li bought this incomplete version of the Aura Wand for 100 star stones.

【Light】, 【Giant】, 【God】, 【Bond】...

The entries on the God Light Stick are generally very bright and are definitely worth the money.

Chen Li always felt that the term "God" did not seem to be very difficult to obtain.

"Light is a bond..."

"I always feel like I seem to have forgotten something." Looking at the Holy Grail in his hand, the position exchanger in Suzumiya Haruhi's hand, and his mother's tablecloth filled with snacks, Chen Li always felt that something was not right?

"Some of the food on the tablecloth cannot be finished. We might as well throw it away." Suzumiya Haruhi said with some distress as she looked at the food on the tablecloth which had not decreased much at all.

"Oh, right. Let me ask you something... What will happen if Suzumiya Haruhi is under too much stress?" Chen Li asked after moving closer to Koizumi Kazuki.

"Probably...it will destroy the world. Why are you asking about this?" asked Kazuki Koizumi.

The job of the organization that Koizumi Kazuki belongs to is to try to prevent Haruhi from ever discovering her abilities, so that she can live a peaceful and smooth life, and to prevent Suzumiya Haruhi from becoming too bored and giving up on the world.

Therefore, Koizumi Kazuki is particularly concerned about Suzumiya Haruhi's mental state.

"What if I say that the side effect of this tablecloth is that if you waste food, the punishment that follows will break your spirit?" Chen Li asked.

"!!!"

When Koizumi Kazuki was in a daze, Chen Li slid to the side of Suzumiya Haruhi and snatched the food in the takeaway bag from her hand.

"I told you not to waste food, otherwise you will be punished!" Then Chen Li flicked Suzumiya Haruhi's head hard.

"Oh, I almost forgot... But now that you mention it, I'm quite curious about what the punishment is."

"If you don't seek death, you won't die. Why don't you understand? From now on, you must not use this rare item." Chen Li snatched the tablecloth directly.

Phew, it's another day to save the world!

Countless glimmers of light began to converge...

“???” Chen Li looked at the card in front of him in disbelief.

In this way, Chen Li obtained a new miracle card in a completely unimaginable way.

From the perspective of universal rationality, Chen Li did almost destroy the world, and then saved the world.

It fits perfectly with the idea of the elf causing a huge amount of trouble and then solving it.

129

Chapter 127 Fu Xuan's Original White Silk and Chen Li's Bold Idea

[You Won't Die Even If You Seek Death] (Miracle Card): You have gained the world's recognition for repeatedly stopping Haruhi Suzumiya from committing suicidal acts that could even destroy the world...even though the disaster was caused by you in the first place.

Effect 1: When you try to commit suicide, if the behavior may really lead to your own death or trouble, enthusiastic audiences will appear randomly to dissuade you. Of course, you can choose not to listen.

Effect 2: Can be used to forge rare items

"I always feel like someone is calling me..." Looking at the contents on this miracle card, Chen Li did not think that his thoughts were just doubts.

Because the appearance of this miracle card was too bizarre, Chen Li had no expectations for the effect of this miracle card, but after a closer look, he found that there was something else going on.

[Protagonist Halo]

The elf's words awakened the dreamer.

"Oh, it's indeed similar to the protagonist's halo. If I take this miracle card and jump off a cliff, is it possible that I will meet a peerless master who has been hiding his identity for many years at the bottom of the cliff and who will save me and teach me peerless magic skills?" Chen Li's eyes lit up.

"But what if I show up where there's no one living?"

【Street Drifter】

The three words "elf" once again awakened Chen Li.

In every work, there are always one or two street urchins who would not look strange anywhere.

So Chen Li felt a little itchy.

Chen Li felt that this miracle card should not be called "You Won't Die If You Want to Die", but should be renamed "Encouragement to Die".

Just like when Chen Li handed the orphan tablecloth to the members of the Genius Club, he repeatedly reminded them not to waste food, but they all chose to waste food without exception...

"The more you say that, the more I want to do it! I can't help it anymore, I'm going to die right now!"

Damn! I can't help it! I exploded with this miracle card.jpg

……

"So this is why the Dihengsi asked me to pick someone up?" Fu Xuan looked at Chen Li who was locked in iron bars with an expressionless face.

"Let me see the charge... Performing dangerous actions on the Changle Tianxingcha waterway? Specifically... jumping into the fairy boat?" The employee of Dihengsi who was following the classmate took a look at the reason why Chen Li was arrested and looked at Chen Li in surprise.

"I'm not going to jump off the fairy boat. I'm an aspiring young man on the streets of Changletian who's about to let his dreams fly!" Chen Li retorted.

Chen Li didn't expect that the first effect or retribution of "You won't die even if you seek death" would come so timely.

Chen Li ran to the bridge of Changletian and watched the Xingcha speeding along the route. He was curious. What would happen if he jumped off directly? Would he fall off the immortal boat directly or...

Since he thought so, Chen Li did it.

You won’t die anyway.

After all, Chen Li can fly.

Then Chen Li jumped.

He was immediately arrested by the Land Observation Department.

The Dihengsi notified the Taibusi to pick up the person and the notice was passed to Fu Xuan.

"I have a feeling that you might be the employee who gives me the most headaches in Taibusi, no doubt about it." Fu Xuan sighed, holding his forehead.

In Fu Xuan's opinion, Chen Li's biggest problem is that he is lazy like Qingque, and he also does all kinds of unexpected things.

At the same time, because the other party has the blessing of wisdom, the Dharma Eye from the Master of Knowledge is unable to observe the other party's situation at all.

Qingque likes to slack off, but he can use divination to catch the other party slacking off.

But Chen Li can't.

"Anyway, this Chen Li specifically chose a time when traffic was lightest to stand at the bridgehead and look down. He didn't cause any significant impact on the route, and his attempted jump from the train failed, so it's not a big deal... Master Taibu, you can take him away."

"I understand. Thank you for your help." Fu Xuan nodded politely to the members of Dihengsi, and then took Chen Li away.

"Can you tell me what you really think?" Fu Xuan was very confused after leaving Dihengsi.

"Master Taibu, you may not believe it, but the result of my divination is that no matter how I try to commit suicide today, someone will jump out to stop me. I don't quite believe it, so I want to give it a try."

"How far have you come in divination? How dare you predict your own future?"

"But Master Taibu, you can tell me whether it is accurate or not."

"...That's true. But it might just be a coincidence, so don't try to commit suicide again." Fu Xuan warned.

"Okay, Master Taibu. Speaking of which, Master Taibu, it's also very dangerous if you walk without looking at the road and stare at your phone all the time." Chen Li reminded.

Because after Fu Xuan brought Chen Li out of Dihengsi, his eyes never left his phone, watching the advertisements playing continuously on the phone.

Chen Li had never seen this advertisement, but he knew that it was the advertisement that was seen when obtaining resurrection card fragments.

"Don't let me know who invented the mechanism that will immediately jump to the app download interface when you take your eyes off the ad, otherwise I will punch him to death." It would have been better if Chen Li didn't talk about this. As soon as he talked about this matter, Fu Xuan gritted his teeth in anger.

It was obvious that Fu Xuan had suffered countless losses in this matter.

Otherwise the resentment wouldn't be so great.

"Will watching this ad jump to the app download interface? Master Taibu, what type of ads are you watching?" After hearing Fu Xuan's words, Chen Li curiously leaned over.

Chen Li really didn't know that this one-star rare item of his had such a harassment mechanism.

More importantly, Chen Li was also very curious about where these advertisements came from?

Although this strange item will play advertisements randomly, if it plays an advertisement for another world, can it also jump to the app download interface?

Or if you come across an advertisement for a product from another world, can you also obtain that product from another world by placing an order?

"Yes, it's disgusting. The ads played on this link are usually those of the Interstellar Peace Company... I don't know how much advertising fees the Interstellar Peace Company has invested. Don't disturb me now, just help me watch the road." Fu Xuan said as he clenched his fists.

Although Fu Xuan doesn't look at the road when he walks, his Dharma eyes can help him get warnings.

It can be said that Fu Xuan is actually a congenitally gifted saint who can read advertisements.

"Uh, okay." Chen Li, who didn't expect that he would have to work part-time to help others watch the road, looked around at the scenery of Changletian Street.

However, Chen Li still has to say that Interstellar Peace Company didn't give him a penny of advertising fees!

It now seems that the advertisement for the resurrection card fragment automatically selects a random advertisement in this world to play.

"Chen Li, is there anyone you want to resurrect?" Fu Xuan asked while staring at the advertisement.

"If you insist, it does exist."

Who doesn’t want to be resurrected?

Chen Li wanted to resurrect Lao Da and then take him to the Queen's Hotel in the Longbow Valley of the Delta, together with Lei Sifang, to see who of them would be the elbow king.

"Then you just behave well in the next few days, don't try to commit suicide, and study divination knowledge well. I will try to help you apply for this link." Fu Xuan began to imitate Jing Yuan and paint a rosy picture for Chen Li.