The Forger of Strange Items Starting from Collapse

This grandson is really a grandson.

"Give it to me quickly." Before the door of the Big Black Tower was opened, Chen Li used his fictional ability to make the Destiny Invitation Key appear half a minute ago.

The consumption of an item from the fictional history to the present is related to the length of time since the "history" to the present. The shorter the time, the lower the consumption.

"Why, is there someone you really want to invite?" Big Black Tower was a little surprised.

"Yeah." Chen Li nodded.

"Then I'll return this rare object to you first. Remember to give it to me when you're done using it. I'm going to continue my surprise attack on the Lord of Silence tomorrow!" The Big Black Tower handed the key strung with a rope to Chen Li.

Ever since he got the Key of Destiny Invitation, Da Heita replaced the key on his chest with this key.

Easy to use and looks good.

"Let's go, now is the time to talk to the Star God." After taking the key, Chen Li looked at the door in front of the big black tower.

"It's time to go, but are they two okay?" Big Black Tower looked at Bai Heng and Xiao Jingliu.

Not everyone can meet the Star God, and the burden of meeting the Star God is enormous.

People in the invitation space can hurt each other.

"Little Jingliu is now in the state of a crying monster, so she won't be affected by the mental oppression of the Star God of Intelligence. Bai Heng is a Heroic Spirit, and just now Jingliu was restored to human form and used the Command Spell to bless Bai Heng, so there should be no problem. Even if Bai Heng is talking nonsense due to the mental burden, she can be cured by turning her into a crying monster. The cute crying body is specially designed to cure burdens!" Chen Li nodded.

"...When you discuss this issue, can you please avoid me?" Bai Heng complained.

The amulet made by Chen Li also has a command spell on the master's side.

There are three strokes in total, and one stroke is restored every day.

Using all three strokes together can also revive dead heroes, which can be said to be quite shameless.

"I'm curious, how much fictional value do you have?"

"There are still quite a few. Spending all of civilization's energy to create a fictional civilization, so that 5 years later, a new civilization will firmly believe in it for 5000 years. The fictional value given is quite a lot. It's time to go. If you don't push the door, I will push it."

"Let me do it!" Little Black Tower pushed the door open directly, leaving Big Black Tower's hand empty.

"For letting such a ceremonial event go to waste, I'll fine you half a day's salary." The big black tower said after tapping the little black tower on the head.

Xiao Heita’s salary is in Black Tower Coins, which is also the common currency of the Black Tower Space Station.

Although it is a bit narcissistic to use a name to name a currency, it fits the character of the Big Black Tower.

"Don't. Xiao Heita is still a child." Chen Li pleaded for Xiao Heita.

"No need to discuss."

"Oh."

Chen Li pleaded for Xiao Heita not for any other reason, but because Chen Li used the excuse that Xiao Heita was too young to successfully get Da Heita to hand over Xiao Heita's salary directly to him, and he would keep it and return it to Xiao Heita when he came of age.

However, Chen Li used the day when the Little Black Tower obtained the Machine Soul as the Little Black Tower's birthday, so...

"I'll hold a full-moon banquet for Little Black Pagoda later. I wonder how much I can collect from the gift money... maybe I should ask the Star God of Wisdom?"

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The elf has begun to sympathize with the intelligent star god.

Fortunately, the Star God of Wisdom does not have the same "strange disease" as Doctor Truth, which makes him want to die when he sees idiots.

When the door to the invitation space was opened, everyone looked at the incomparably gorgeous figure and filed in.

"Omniscient Being, we have a question for you..." The Big Black Tower stood in front of everyone, holding the Miracle Card, looking directly at the great being who controls the destiny of knowledge.

“How to make a cake that makes people feel happy and smile unconsciously when they smell it.”

The Big Robot Head, representing wisdom, had expected the Big Black Tower to have some profound ideas, but he was surprised by what he said...

Well, not really a surprise.

Knowing the effect of the miracle card [Then let me ask you], and knowing that it was the Big Black Tower that held the right to use the miracle card, the Star God of Wisdom was not surprised that the Big Black Tower would ask such a question.

Mainly speechless.

Everything in the Collapse Iron World is within the calculations of the Star God of Intelligence!

Except for oddities.

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"We have seen the Star God of Wisdom, right?" Standing in front of the closed door, the Big Black Tower touched the slightly pointed hat on his head.

"Yes."

"We also asked questions, right?" Big Black Tower vaguely remembered asking his own questions.

One is how to make a cake that will make people feel happy and smile unconsciously when they smell its fragrance, and the other is to ask the intelligent star god what divinity is.

The Big Black Tower had two chances to use the Miracle Card, and she used them up at once.

"That's right." Chen Li nodded.

"What's the answer?" Big Black Tower tilted his head.

"I forgot." Ruan Mei shook her head.

"Chen Li, I still want to ask you again, were the side effects produced after you forged the Destiny Invitation Key intentional or accidental?" The Big Black Tower looked at Chen Li speechlessly.

"I've already said it. I need to add some side effects to this artifact to reversely enhance its effect. Otherwise, you won't be able to see the Star God of Intelligence. The negative effect of this artifact will be this, and it's not something I can decide." Chen Li said.

The Destiny Invitation Key has two side effects. One is that it may fail when summoning a character who is too strong or extremely resistant. The other is that after each use, the user will gradually forget a key memory of the meeting with the other party (such as the content of the conversation, the other party's expression), and ultimately only a vague impression of "meeting" will remain.

Like now.

The Great Black Tower had forgotten this crucial memory to the point where the only thing left was the question he had asked.

"The negative effects of the artifacts are weakened for me as a artifact forger, so I still vaguely remember some things, but the lack of a little key information may lead to huge errors in the results and facts..." Chen Li expressed regret.

"Chen Li, quickly use your invincible magic weapon to think of a solution!" The little black tower tugged at Chen Li's sleeve.

"Don't panic. Although we will forget key memories due to the side effects, there are things that can help us record them." Chen Li said as he looked at his miracle card deck.

Just as Chen Li had expected, after asking the Star God of Intelligence some strange questions, he did succeed in condensing a miracle card.

The real function of the miracle card is to record the great deeds that Chen Li has accomplished, and the "recording" effect of the miracle card is above the "forgotten key memory" effect of the destiny invitation key!

However, the name of this miracle card left Chen Li speechless.

[Great Wisdom, Weak Foolishness] (Miracle Card): Harassing the God of Wisdom with stupid questions, you're the real deal! I say again, stupid people don't accept real stupid people!

Effect 1: When you ask a question that sounds reasonable or theoretically logically self-consistent, it will make the other person think for a long time. The thinking time is related to the other person's IQ. The higher the IQ, the longer the thinking time. (This will not work for questions that are not "stupid")

Effect 2: Can be used to forge rare items.

"Great wisdom, weak stupidity..."

【Abbreviated as "mentally retarded"】

"You don't need to remind me."

Can't Chen Li see it?

Although Chen Li could no longer remember how many strange questions he and his group had asked the Star God of Intelligence, with this miracle card, all the embarrassing behavior was worth it.

What do you mean by asking stupid questions? We ask stupid questions in order to create miracle cards to preserve the truly meaningful questions among these questions!

This is intelligence in another sense!

Everything is going according to plan! (I'm sure)

"Okay, everyone come here. Our efforts have not been in vain. We have successfully extracted a miracle card. By looking at the miracle card, you can know what the key memory you have forgotten is." Chen Li said to everyone after taking out the miracle card.

The three geniuses, Big Black Tower, Screw Gumu and Ruan Mei came over, and Little Black Tower, Bai Heng and Xiao Jingliu also came to join in the fun.

The first three people are interested in the answer to the question, and the last three people are interested in what happened.

When everyone's eyes fell on the Miracle Card, they seemed to be pulled back to the time when they looked directly at the Star God of Intelligence and asked him questions one after another.

"If the Azure Planet is 70% ocean and 30% land, where did the remaining 30% ocean and 70% land go?"

"Is the sign 'Guide dogs are not allowed' meant for people or for dogs?"

"If I defeat myself, does that also mean I lose to myself?"

"Xiao Ming was under too much pressure and died from a series of drinking. So was it the alcohol or his past that killed him?"

"When there are nine suns in the sky, which direction should a sunflower look?"

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"Chen Li, it would be better for you to seal up this miracle card. At least, don't let anyone read the contents of this miracle card at will." After reading the contents of this miracle card, the Big Black Tower said with a "gentle" smile.

"Oh, why? I feel that the effect of this miracle card is quite good, and the history recorded in it is also quite shocking." Chen Li played with this souvenir-level card.

"Because this miracle card can make all of us lose our reputation in the world of geniuses!" Big Black Tower said in a serious tone.

Screw Gum and Ruan Mei also nodded in agreement.

Adhering to the principle of equal treatment, Chen Li and others asked a total of 10 questions. Among them, the three real geniuses, Da Heita, Luosi Gumu and Ruan Mei, each asked at least two stupid questions.

The reason is that some geniuses are afraid that when they look back at this recording, other geniuses who are not present or who did not ask questions will laugh at them.

The easiest way to solve this problem is to have everyone ask the questions together.

As long as everyone is dragged into the water, no one will be able to escape unscathed.

So even though Luosi Gumu, Ruan Mei and Da Heita all got the answers they wanted from the Star God of Wisdom, they are not very happy now.

On the one hand, even if you know the answer, you still need to figure out how to realize it yourself. Understanding knowledge that exceeds your own limits will only cause you more trouble. For example, even if the villagers learned about nuclear fusion technology, they would only be helpless. There is no money, no technology, and no tools.

Moreover, "the answers of the universe are beyond the limits of mortal wisdom." Based on this idea, the three of them did not ask excessive questions.

On the other hand, it is also because Chen Li now has the dark history of the three people present in his hands, and if nothing unexpected happens, this dark history will never be lost.

"You're just throwing the donkey away! This Miracle Card helped you record your conversation with the Star God, and yet you're ungrateful for it!"

"That's true, but..."

"I can lend you this miracle card so that you can ask the Lord of Silence questions." Chen Li pointed to the big black tower that would disappear in two minutes and the door to Polka Kaka's invitation space.

Chen Li and his companions did not stay in the invitation space with the Star God of Intelligence for a full half hour, so the Big Black Tower still had time to harass the Lord of Silence.

"...But then again, this miracle card contains the answers we want. We can occasionally look at this miracle card to review the knowledge contained in it." The Big Black Tower only thought for half a second before choosing to stand on Chen Li's side.

“…” by Ruan Mei & Screw Gumu.

It was obvious that it was the Big Black Tower who represented the three geniuses in the first charge, but the Big Black Tower was the first to surrender, so that the other two geniuses did not even think of opposing it, and the matter was decided happily.

"Give me the miracle card. I'm about to leave. Do you have any stupid questions?" Big Black Tower asked casually after taking the miracle card.

After hearing this question, everyone subconsciously looked at Chen Li.

"Why are you looking at me? Do you think I'm just someone who asks stupid questions?"

"But the stupid questions we asked in the invitation space were all provided by you." Big Black Tower said as a matter of course.

“I checked on Baidu.”

"Then check if there are any other problems."

"Oh, yes. Am I a relic of my younger self left in this world?"

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Big Black Tower Ruan Mei and Luoshi Gumu fell into deep thought.

"What kind of a weird question is that?" Bai Heng complained after thinking for a while.

But then he saw Chen Li looking at him with pity.

"Why are you looking at me like that? Well, why are you all thinking about this stupid question?" Bai Heng looked around and found that he was the only one who was not interested in this question.