The Forger of Strange Items Starting from Collapse

"Hello, you're not home. Ok, bye." After accepting the gift skillfully, Chen Li even more skillfully answered the question that the other party hadn't even asked yet, and then saw the guest off.

"You are simply a heartless gift-taking robot. You don't even let people finish their words." Kaguya Houraisan, who was watching from the side, expressed her amazement.

"If you were to receive apologies every day, you would also become ruthless." Chen Li said with indifference.

Just like when you are playing a game, after completing a task you go to the NPC to claim the extra reward, will you really listen to what the other person says?

Towards the stars and the abyss...

Thank you for completing...

After receiving the reward, Chen Li didn't want to listen to another word.

Since the other party was the one who caused the trouble first and is not in the right, it is normal to be a little indifferent.

"Don't you really want to hear what they have to say? What if they're some new questions?"

"That's impossible. The other party's first question is definitely whether your father is at home, and the second question is definitely because the child is ignorant. I hope you can understand." Chen Li shook his head firmly.

"Then let's call him back and let him talk. If it's different from what you guessed, I'll give you dinner tonight."

"...Next time. Wait until I have accumulated enough merits." Chen Li said.

Chen Li suddenly understood how to use "praise of noble morals".

It is somewhat unethical to send the other person away at the speed of light and then call him back to ask him to ask the question he wanted to ask just now. This is when you can use merit coins.

"Accumulate merit? Oh, I understand. After accumulating merit, you can do bad things with peace of mind, right?"

"Tsk, I really want to beat you up right now, but you're right." Chen Li said unhappily.

"Let me see what the gift is?" Kaguya Hourai looked at the box in Chen Li's hand curiously.

"Let me see... Oh, it's actually a relic?" Chen Li felt a little surprised when he saw the silver box inside the gift box.

This is why Chen Li did not kill the shield warrior.

How can I accept apology from their parents after I have killed them?

"What relic?"

[Awakening Pointer]

"That sounds so cool, what's the effect?" Kaguya Houraisan became excited instantly.

"Make a random person within a 100-meter radius lose sleep."

“???” Kaguya of Mount Penglai instantly moved away from Chen Li.

What a vicious relic.

And it’s useless!

"It can't be said that it is completely useless. If you are under a sleeping spell or some strange mia drug, you can escape to a place where there is no one within a hundred meters and then use it on yourself." Chen Li seemed to see what Kaguya Penglai was thinking, so he said.

"Then can this thing be used to forge magical objects?"

"It's... really good. I have an idea now, but it's a bit wicked."

"???"

In the end, the takeout was not ordered because Chen Li and Kaguya Houraisan were already full of French fries.

The father of Kang Feng who came to apologize was really honest. When Kaguya Horaiyama asked him to prepare some French fries, this man simply bought all the French fries in the store, and then kept them warm in a special way to ensure the taste and temperature of the French fries.

At least you can't let others eat cold fries and hot Coke, otherwise it's only natural that they will get angry.

These French fries were enough to make Chen Li and Kaguya Houraisan unable to eat anything at all.

"No, I can still eat. I don't want to eat French fries anymore, I want to eat dinner." Kaguya Houraisan said, holding her stomach.

"Okay, okay... Let's order takeout later and have it as a midnight snack." Chen Li nodded lazily.

French fries are good, but don't overdo it.

……

As dinner was approaching, when Kaguya Houraisan heard the noise and put down the handle connected to the big screen in the living room, she saw Chen Li looking at the slightly older man and woman in front of him with a look of surprise.

"Master, we are back." The gentle woman among the two said softly.

"Wow, I didn't expect that there is a maid in your house, Chen Li? She's pretty. The one next to her must be the butler." Kaguya Houraisan threw the controller aside, lying on the sofa with her chin supported and said.

As expected of a wealthy family, the maids are all as beautiful as herself.

However, Kaguya Houraisan, who was quite interested, did not notice Chen Li's dark expression.

"Oh, this is the first time I see you, Master, bringing a girl home." The gentle woman exclaimed, covering her mouth.

"You..." Chen Li was about to speak.

"Miss, please be nicer to the young master in the future. He hasn't smiled at a girl for a long time. The last time I saw the young master smile was last time." The man who had been wearing a stern face and looked very cold and capable said to Kaguya Houraisan.

"Oh, is that true?" Kaguya Houraisan replied with interest.

Chen Li next to him was so angry that he laughed.

"Look, the young master is laughing again."

"But I think Chen Li doesn't seem to be smiling very happily." Kaguya Houraisan said, touching her chin.

"That's enough, you two. Every time you see me bringing someone home, you two do this. It's okay if it's a girl, but why do you say this to a boy or even a non-human being?" After Chen Li waited for the two to come in, he slammed the door.

"It seems that your housekeeper and maid really want you to find a partner, Libao." Kaguya Houraisan said with a smile.

"This is my dad, and this is my mom." Chen Li pointed at the man and woman and said unhappily.

"Ah?" Kaguya Houraisan's mouth slowly opened.

"Ahem, Miss, don't listen to what the young master says. He was just joking." The gentle woman coughed dryly, trying to save her image.

"Young Master, right? Go and make me dinner." Chen Li said, pointing to the kitchen.

"Okay, Master."

"Well, you can play and joke as much as you want, but don't let your mother cook dinner." The man next to him suddenly lost his composure.

"You want to play role-playing games, but you don't even have this awareness?" Chen Li spread his hands.

Chen Li doesn’t care. Chen Li can even eat plain noodles, so why would he be afraid of dark cuisine?

"Chen Shi, what do you mean? What's wrong with the food I cooked?" Chen Li's mother no longer maintained her gentle image and looked at Chen's father with great displeasure.

"What I mean is, how can I let you cook? What will you do if you get too tired? I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll be angry with anyone who dares to make you tired!" Chen Shi slapped the shoe cabinet and then walked straight to the kitchen.

Chen Li's mother, on the other hand, approached Kaguya Houraisan with great interest. "How old is she this year? How did you meet my son? How long have you known each other? Do you like men or women? How long do you plan to live here?"

Various problems emerged one after another, making Kaguya of Penglai Mountain very worried.

The key point is that Kaguya Houraisan is now living in Chen Li's house, and it would be impolite not to answer these questions.

Even though Kaguya Houraiyama kept signaling Chen Li to help her, she could only see Chen Li watching the farce here with a relaxed and even slightly interested look, with no intention of helping at all.

This situation showed no signs of stopping until Chen Li's father brought a table of delicious dinner.

"Oh, by the way. Kaguya, you are not from this world, right?" The last question from Chen Li's mother, who was sitting at the deputy seat at the dining table, instantly perked up Kaguya of Penglai Mountain.

"Ok?"

Kaguya Houraiyama was surprised that the other party could recognize that she was from another world.

When he said his name just now, he only said the two words "Kaguya", and did not mention anything about the other world.

It's not like Kaguya of Houraisan is blowing, but if you come to another world, it's easy to disguise yourself as an ordinary person as long as you change those overly iconic clothes.

One reason is that "Touhou" is out of fashion, and the other reason is that Kaguya Houraisan believes that none of the artists who draw fan art of Kaguya Houraisan can make her look one-tenth as beautiful as she does.

"Well, is that strange? Oh, by the way, you didn't introduce yourself, did you? My name is Li Changxi, and I'm a folklorist." Chen Li's mother said to Penglaishan Kaguya with a smile.

"Folklore scholar?" Kaguya Houraisan instantly looked at Chen Li who was sitting next to her.

"Yes, it's the folklorist you understand." Chen Li nodded.

"I am a good citizen." Kaguya Houraisan raised her hands instantly.

Folklorist is a code name for the Investigators who specialize in hunting down races from otherworldly origins. It seems there's a method for hunting and finding those who travel from otherworldly origins.

"Okay, Mom, don't scare her anymore." Chen Li said casually.

"Huh, it turned out to be a joke."

"You are obviously a legendary folklorist."

"..." Kaguya Houraisan was a little overwhelmed.

Sure enough, this world is very dangerous!

"And my father is a legendary archaeologist, so just tell the truth." Chen Li reminded from the side.

"???"

Archaeologist is also a code name for investigators who use special methods to travel back in time, explore the truth hidden by the mists of time, and clear out foreign objects in the timeline. They are particularly skilled at hunting those with time-related abilities.

Kaguya Houraisan really couldn't hold it in any longer.

Because she is both a time traveler and a person with time-related abilities.

"Okay, I won't scare you anymore. If you were really marked as a prey by the world, we would have received the news long ago. Being able to raise your career level to level two or above means that you live honestly in this world and have integrated into it. Naturally, there is no need to hunt you." Li Changxi said with a smile.

"Indeed." Chen Shi nodded.

"Your family is really amazing. A hunter, a cleaner, and you gave birth to a time traveler." After a long pause, Kaguya Houraisan started to complain.

"Well, maybe it's because our two professions are so specific, so Xiao Li was born with this profession. Xiao Li's spatial talent comes from me, and his temporal talent comes from his father. His destiny talent... should be due to the trickery of fate." Li Changxi said after sighing.

"But Xiao Li, I have good news to tell you. Do you want to guess what it is?" Li Changxi then said to Chen Li with excitement on her face.

"Mom, I have some good news for you, too. Do you want to guess what it is?"

"The good news is that your father and I have both improved our personal panel levels. After reaching level five, we can use our extraordinary guardianship rights to block your abilities." Li Changxi said happily.

"???"

"So, my dear son, what is the good news you want to tell me?"

"I've also found a way to block my ability as a time traveler, and I can even make it controllable."

“???” by Li Changxi.

My dear baby son, do you want to listen to what you are saying?

“…” Chen Li was speechless.

Chen Li became more and more suspicious that [Fool of Fate] was his true talent.

If the world is a huge game, Chen Li would definitely suspect that he is being inspected every day.

PS: This chapter is 4000 words, which is equivalent to two regular chapters, but I'm too lazy to divide it.

Chapter 48 Kaguya Houraisan: What do you mean I am a bad woman?

"So, Mom, can you put down the knife? I'm scared." After handing his guide to forging rare objects to his parents, Chen Li said helplessly.

The frustration isn't because others will never let others know if they have a cheat, but I can tell N people about it in two days...

It was because Chen Li felt that his mother was always thinking about how to stab him.

"Huh?" Kaguya of Penglai Mountain looked at Chen Li in surprise, then at Li Changxi.

What's going on? What are you afraid of?

Your mother won't kill you even if she wants to.

Shouldn't I be the one afraid?

"My dear son, please be understanding. After all, after we returned to the reality, I found that my guardian authority was in a semi-invalid state. But after seeing you in person, I didn't find anything unusual, so I'm not sure if you met with an accident and were possessed by someone else. Alas, my poor son..." Li Changxi took out a tissue and wiped the corners of her eyes sadly.

"Okay, I'm not dead yet. I just encountered some minor troubles that are no different from usual ones." Chen Li said with a dark face.

"Your family really loves each other." Having understood the general meaning, Kaguya Houraisan looked on with a confused look on her face.

Although Kaguya Houraisan's family situation is not much better.