The Forger of Strange Items Starting from Collapse

It was one thing for Chen Li not to feel that the Joyful Star God was peeping at him; it was another thing entirely whether Chen Li could detect the Joyful Star God appearing before him.

"Although I can't be happy now, the fact that I can make Ah Ha unhappy is itself very fun... although I still can't be happy now." The robin threw the dice in his hand back to Chen Li with a sad face.

No hehe.

"Happy." After getting the dice, Chen Li smiled even more happily.

whee.

"I hate it most when people pretend to be women to deceive me, especially when they pretend to be such a beautiful woman to seduce me!" Chen Li tossed the dice with one hand.

And the Joyful Star God can't laugh now. Does this prove that this dice can indeed work on the Joyful Star God?

Well, it's really joyful.

The fact that the God of Joy couldn't even feel joy when he encountered Fun directly earned Chen Li 5 joy points.

This time, as long as Chen Li is not extremely unlucky and rolls five or less on the dice, he will not be unlucky when using this magical item.

"What happened?" asked the robin, running in from outside the drawing-room.

"Eh? Is this... the Masked Fool?" As soon as Robin entered the living room, he saw his other self with a sad face.

"No." Chen Li shook his head.

"That is……"

"If I say he is the God of Joy, would you believe me?"

The robin shook his head frantically.

Can't believe it now.

Believe it or not.

After all, what if the Happy Star God gets angry?

"You are a very interesting person. Do you want to become the Messenger of Joy?" The Joyful Star God looked at Chen Li without laughing.

"No, I'm so handsome, I should be the Pure Beauty Envoy!" Chen Li shook his head and refused.

It is said that the Joyful Star God loves to randomly grant mortals the power of destiny and then play with them at will.

Although Chen Li could run away with the money using the power of the Joyful Star God, familiar faces like Robin could not escape.

Besides, the God of Joy had suffered a loss once, so Chen Li didn’t believe that he would dare to transfer the power of joy to himself.

Maybe he simply used the power of joy to write the four words "Joy Messenger" on his head.

"Well then... I was originally wanting to give you a special mask of your own." Aha said casually, without any airs of a star god.

After all, this is an unruly star god who can disguise himself as a mortal and lurk beside the pioneering star god. It is normal for him to add any personality to himself.

"Isn't that what you just gave me?"

"Oh, that mask just now, I stole it from an unlucky Masked Fool."

“???” by Chen Li.

As expected of the Joyful Star God, he treated his own followers as a joke. And he could do it with such a clear conscience.

"Okay, goodbye, little guy, I will always keep an eye on you." Aha used the image of a robin to force a smile on his face with his fingers, and then disappeared.

"..."

No hehe.

"Oh no, Aha has noticed me. What should I do now?" Chen Li turned his head to look at Screw Gumu next to him.

"I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do." Screw Gum spread his hands.

You want me to fight the Joyful Star God? Seriously?

"Forget it, it's a blessing in disguise. If it is a disaster, it can't be avoided. Who do you think this mask of joy belongs to?" Chen Li looked at the red and white mask in his hand, and inexplicably had a strong sense of déjà vu.

86

Chapter 86 Fu Xuan: Qingque, I saw you leading Chen Li astray as soon as I entered the door!

"These five mobile phones are derivative products of my other rare item, the circle of friends. Through this circle of friends, you can quickly transfer items to the other party at a certain cost. You can distribute these mobile phones as you wish." Chen Li said after watching the robin hand over the five mobile phones to Screw Gumm.

The matter of the mask of joy doesn’t matter, because Chen Li is not the one who is unlucky anyway.

The important thing now is to find a way to hook up with the Black Tower.

Chen Li was not coveting Heita's identity, but he was coveting the many rare items in Heita's hands.

"Okay." ScrewGum did not refuse the gift.

"Question: Chen Li, do you have any free time recently?" Screw Gumu suddenly asked.

"I do have quite a bit of free time. What's wrong?"

"Suggestion: If you have time, you might want to go to the Black Tower Space Station. I personally think that you and the Black Tower may have common topics, and the Black Tower is currently working with several geniuses on a project that you might be interested in." said Screw Gum.

"project……"

"It's called the Simulated Universe. It's a simulation system used to study Star Gods. Black Tower can explain the details to you in person. In addition, Black Tower also houses many rare artifacts. Even if you don't want to participate as a collaborator, you can still participate as an employee."

"Okay, I'll consider it." Chen Li nodded.

Then Chen Li turned around and put the matter behind him.

Simulating the universe? Nothing.

Oh, you want to simulate the universe? That's even worse.

Chen Li knew his own weight.

Instead of asking me to simulate the universe to explore the past experiences of the Star God, why not just ask me to create a magical object that can be teleported to the Star God, and then take [Then I Ask You] and ask them directly.

By then, we could even ask the God of Joy how much fun he had seen.

Although you might only get a response like, "Will you remember how many slices of bread you've eaten?"

"Maybe it's the persistence unique to geniuses."

Chen Li did not specifically remind the geniuses, because Chen Li did not really want to add another +1 to his record of destroying the world in the historical record left in the Guide to Forging Strange Objects.

Sunday's Order Paradise Wonders are also a focus of attention.

"Maybe I can change the image of the orderly paradise that Sunday is looking forward to, such as heaven... Next time, when I tell Sunday that his sister went to a more wonderful place, he won't mistakenly think that she went to my bed." Chen Li thought seriously.

"Huh, we finally solved the problem outside. It's time to leave this planet as soon as possible. Thanks to your help this time." The robin looked at Chen Li gratefully.

This planet is indeed full of disasters.

The two star gods visited for three consecutive days, and each time they caused a big commotion.

Chen Li's troubles continued, and so did their troubles, but Chen Li gained equivalent benefits, while they only gained insomnia and laughter.

The excuse that the Joyful Star God made up when he pretended to be a robin could not be considered completely made up, because the entire planet outside the reception room did indeed laugh because of Aha's laughter.

The help that the robin mentioned was that Chen Li gave the remaining half of the crystal after carving the original text to the robin, asking her to use the magic object to soothe the laughter of the entire planet through singing.

Magic items can be charged through crystals.

Miracles are never free.

Because miracles require krypton gold.

However, the purpose of forging miracles into magical items is to save crystals, so using crystals to charge magical items is completely putting the cart before the horse.

"Although it was the Joyful Star God who made the whole world laugh, and it has nothing to do with me, the Joyful Star God came here after all because of my scent. So this can't be considered help, it's compensation at most." Chen Li said.

"This is not your problem. After all, no one in this world can stop the Star God's actions. Fortunately, the Star God of Joy has always only wanted to have fun. If it was the Star God of Destruction who came, then... well, let's not talk about this. What are you going to do next, Chen Li?" asked the robin after shaking his head.

There is no such thing as perfect in the world. Even the star gods cannot save the world. There are disasters and misfortunes everywhere in this world.

But the robin who believes in "supporting the weak with the strong" will do his best to smooth out these glooms and disasters.

"What's next? Of course, he'll use his status as a member of the Genius Club to scam people and get away with it."

"Huh? Real or fake?"

"It's fake. It's a scam, I just want to eat and drink for free. I don't know what the Star God tastes like." Chen Li thought about this problem seriously.

If Chen Li hadn't been unable to defeat the Joyful Star God, Chen Li would have pounced on him and bit him.

"Chen Li, what do you want to eat? I'll treat you. But you may have to order takeout, because the singing just now has made me more famous on this planet." The robin said with some distress.

"Emm..." Chen Li said nothing, just staring at the ring on the robin's head.

Can this thing be eaten?

Chen Li thought it was okay.

"Chen Li?" Robin waved his hand in front of Chen Li's dazed eyes.

"Let's go out and eat. I'll lend you these camouflage glasses. Now other people won't be able to recognize you." Chen Li took off his glasses and said to Robin.

"It's not just me. You, the member of the Genius Club, seem to be quite famous too, at least on this planet. You forgot that you were seen on the stage yesterday by at least tens of thousands of people."

"What they saw was a rare item forger wearing camouflage glasses. What does it have to do with me, Chen Li?" Chen Li spread his hands.

Chen Li, who wears glasses, is the 85th rare item forger in the Genius Club and also an intern at Taibusi.

Chen Li, who is not wearing glasses, is the God of Fertility and a wanted criminal on the Immortal Boat.

Chen Li quite likes the feeling of letting himself go without wearing glasses.

Speaking of which...did you forget something?

Looking at the robin who was wearing camouflage glasses and was excited to go out and have some fun, Chen Li fell into deep thought.

"I'm so hungry, where are my oranges~~" Qingque lay on the desk in the library, missing his slacking companions.

In order to wait for the orange, Qingque didn't even have lunch.

"How about... try it?" Qingque set his eyes on the half-eaten book by Chen Li.

If Chen Li can eat it, maybe I can eat it too.

"Pooh, pooh, pooh! It's so bitter! Forget it, I'd better ask for help from Kaguya Houraisan. Give me some instant noodles, thank you." Qingque quickly entered the water group state, and then sent a red envelope to be paid to his friends.

This circle of friends is really weird. There is no takeout function, but the payment function was released very quickly.

Naturally, Kaguya Houraisan would not let her friend down, and quickly sent a bucket of instant noodles to Qingque.

"Wait a minute, why is this bucket of instant noodles only half full? And why is there only a fork and no seasoning packet?"

The princess who lost herself in the bamboo forest: Oh, I almost forgot, the transmission function of this circle of friends is not perfect yet, so you need to pay half of the goods as the express fee, but it’s not a big problem, can’t I just send you a bucket of instant noodles?

Kaguya of Houraisan admired her own wit.

Then Qingque got two halves of bread and two forks.

"Damn it, where's the seasoning packet!" Qingque got angry.

Then he started to eat the instant noodles with a resentful look on his face.

Instant noodles without seasoning packets are really not as good as eating noodles directly, right?

……

"Oh, that feels great." Chen Li was content and returned to the library of Taibusi with the help of Qingque.

With the enthusiastic guidance of the robin, Chen Li successfully got lost on that unknown planet.

But I got lost in the food street.

So Chen Li ate at every corner of the food street.

The robin paid the bill.

It feels great to live off someone.

In addition, Chen Li also received a large amount of star stone rewards at this meeting.

Through the original text, more than 50 million people remitted 800 credit points to Screw Gumu, and this action brought Chen Li star stones.

To be honest, this number is so large that Chen Li finds it a little hard to accept.

Playing a prank can earn you 800 star stones, and honestly clearing out % of the ghosts on the earth where Jianzi is located is not much more than this prank.

Officially joining the Genius Club also brought Chen Li a lot of Star Stones - 1000 Star Stones.