The Forger of Strange Items Starting from Collapse

good question!

"No, that's not the question. I meant to say that I just spoke to Xilin, but it turned out that she wasn't the Xilin I imagined."

"Which Silin is that?"

"Kiana's Herrscher of the Sky consciousness."

"Fuck, is this Xilin?"

"Yes, yes, yes. When I found out about this, I had the same expression as you do now."

"So what did you do?"

"I disguised myself as the follower of another Herrscher of the Void, claiming to have waited for her for an entire reincarnation, just to rekindle our past relationship."

"...Chen Li, listen to my advice."

"What do you mean by persuading?" When Chen Li saw Kaguya Houraishan temporarily put down the game in her hand, he knew that Kaguya Houraishan was going to be serious.

"Don't worry about those trivial things for now. First, make a magical object for yourself to prevent yourself from being hacked to death by women. Really, with your efficiency in deceiving people's feelings, you will be torn into pieces by other girls sooner or later." Kaguya Houraisan said earnestly.

"How is that possible? I always treat people with sincerity, okay?"

"Ah, right, right, so you want to turn the Herrscher of the Void who is still in Kiana's consciousness into a useless person, right? Just like that Fountain Spirit who is definitely a funny character when he first appears."

"Yes, you are right. Why don't I just treat it as a spring spirit? So what should I do first?" Chen Li's eyes lit up.

"Go to the dock and order some fries."

"I'm serious."

"Yeah, let's go to the dock and get some French fries. French fries with ketchup are simply the best in the world, okay?" said Kaguya Houraiyama.

"All right……"

"Oh, by the way, remember, if you really want to turn the Herrscher of the Void into a useless person who can't live without you, you have to learn what "tearing" is."

"...Kaguya, do you feel that your topic is a bit dangerous?" Chen Li was a little overwhelmed.

"For example, you must first deepen her impression of you. A guy like the Herrscher of the Sky, who has been lacking love since childhood, has zero resistance to warm men. It just so happens that you have successfully gained her trust. Although lickers will not die well, people who lack love are an exception." Kaguya Houraisan talked freely.

"that……"

"The second is spiritual recognition. Now she is trapped in Kiana's consciousness, and you are the only one who can communicate with her. This is a unique advantage. You must instill in her that Kiana owns the whole world, and all she has is you."

"Ah this..."

"Again, you need to make her body remember you, or at least her stomach. The Herrscher of the Void is so pitiful; what good food can she possibly eat? A piece of chocolate can make her remember you forever. But simply feeding her isn't enough; you need to add a little hint. For example, tell her that when you call her 'Queen,' she needs to respond first. Only then can you be sure she's not asleep and give her delicious food without disturbing her."

"Over time, the Herrscher of the Void will develop a habit. When you call her 'Queen,' she'll subconsciously want to eat, remembering your kindness to her. Has Pavlov's dog heard of this? You can use this method to deal with the Herrscher of the Void."

"No, Kaguya, you..."

"Hey, don't interrupt me, I'm not finished yet. Finally, you have to give her a hint: I'm the only one you can trust, you can't leave me, and if you leave me, the whole world will hurt you... If conditions permit, it's best to ignore her for a while after the honeymoon period. Then let her take the initiative to talk to you, so that you can take the initiative."

"Isn't this right?"

"That's right, what's wrong with that? That's how gal games work. Oh, by the way, if you're still worried, you can use something addictive to control her. Make her unable to stop."

"What kind of games are you playing? Which gal game would do something like that?"

"*Flirting**."

"Gan!"

Kaguya Houraisan, can you please play some serious games?

"Oh, yes, this is the last step and the most important step. Very good, you have completed your apprenticeship." Kaguya patted Chen Li's shoulder with satisfaction.

"???"

When Chen Li picked out three question marks, it was not Chen Li who had a problem, but the other party.

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Chapter 114: Silver Wolf: I stole ScrewGum's account? How come I didn't know!

Dad: Your Majesty the Queen?

Herrscher of the Void (Sirin):

Dad: Fortunately, Your Majesty the Queen did not fall asleep again. Here, spicy lobster flavored instant noodles.

Herrscher of the Sky (Sirin): Well, thank you for your help.

"Is this really okay?" Chen Li couldn't help but turn his head and ask after feeding the baby again.

"Okay, why not? You need to understand that you're manipulating the Herrscher of the Void to save the world, so there's no need to feel any guilt."

"..."

"And if you ask me, that's not even enough. If it were me, I would be extremely gentle to her first, and when she can't leave me anymore, I would say, 'Oh, so you're not my queen? Goodbye, I'm going to find my own queen.' I guarantee she'll be defeated!" Kaguya Houraiyama said excitedly while playing the game.

"......Kaguya, are you a devil?" Chen Li originally thought that he was abstract enough, but he didn't expect that someone was more abstract than himself.

You are not saving the world at all, you are pushing the Herrscher of the Void to death.

"Hehehe, the broken Herrscher of the Sky sounds pretty good, doesn't it?" Kaguya Houraisan couldn't help but licking the corner of her lips.

"..."

At first glance, it was determined that the game was played.

As expected, Chen Li’s friends always give Chen Li a suggestion that makes him feel dizzy.

One of them is Nadezhda, who said yesterday that she would purify the entire empire and make mankind great again. Another one is Kaguya Houraisan, who asked Chen Li to transfer the Herrscher of the Sky and then abandoned her and completely ruined her.

"But seriously, if you want to make that mentally unstable Herrscher of the Void, Sirin, more normal, I suggest you forge a magical item with a purification attribute that can produce delicious food. This might help her get rid of the temptation of Honkai." said Kaguya Houraiyama.

In fact, Xilin's brain has become abnormal, and the Honkai consciousness must be blamed.

Of course, the bastard Otto also has to take another big blame.

From a purely casual perspective, it was indeed wrong for Sirin to destroy the world after becoming the second Herrscher. It was even more heinous for her to flee to the moon after being defeated and use the pillars on the moon to smash the earth as meteorites.

But from a purely personal perspective, if Chen Li became the second Herrscher, Chen Li would only feel that Xilin's cooking was really a rip-off, and it would be better for him to do it, as he would definitely be able to wipe out the entire Earth.

Conservatives think radicals are too conservative.

The radicals think the conservatives are too radical.

"But now I only have 41 crystals left."

"It's easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but it's hard to go from extravagance to frugality, right? Don't you think about it, how many crystals did you have when you started? Are you still afraid of running out of crystals? The worst that can happen is that you can explore the world of adventure again. Maybe you can even gain another world that can be used as a base." Houraisan Kaguya said nonchalantly.

"You have a really good attitude." Chen Li said with emotion.

"That's natural. After all, it's not my crystal."

"...Just ignore what I said just now. Forget it, I have a way to solve two problems at once." After thinking about it, Chen Li directly summoned the forging table.

Chen Li suddenly remembered that he still owed Huayuan Lily Ling a tablecloth that could produce delicious snacks anytime and anywhere.

If we just tamper with this strange object, wouldn't it be possible to satisfy both Hanazono Yurikatsu and the request of making the Herrscher of the Sky think more normally?

Holy shit, I'm a genius!

You can even earn some extra crystals!

As for Hanazono Yuri? She had no objection, since it was free anyway.

"Come to think of it, I remember I seemed to have come across a purification entry before. Where was it?" Chen Li scratched his head and began to flip through his entry library and forging records.

After some trouble, Chen Li suddenly discovered...

"Damn! That seems to be an entry from the Four Souls Jade, and then I threw it into the recycling bin!"

At that time, Chen Li thought that he would not be able to use the [Purification] item, so he did not choose to spend the precious crystal to preserve it.

"Damn, where can I get some [Purification] entries?" Chen Li began to pace back and forth in Kaguya's room on Mount Penglai.

"Stop spinning, you're almost driving me dizzy. If you don't have the [Purification] entry, you can just get a [Mother] entry. The bewitching power of Honkai consciousness is just so-so. After all, Honkai can bewitch, and the Herrscher can also ignore the bewitching power." Kaguya Houraisan complained.

The consciousness of Honkai actually has some brain problems.

Moreover, His bewitching power is not absolute, just like He once ordered the Ruler of Consciousness, who was born from Fu Hua's body and memory, to destroy humanity, but the Ruler of Consciousness was obsessed with proving to others that I am Fu Hua.

Did the Herrscher of Consciousness hear the bewitching influence of the Honkai Consciousness? Yes.

Did she listen to the instigation? Not at all.

"That makes sense... Mom! Go help me cook a dish!" Chen Li popped out a star stone, called his mother to his side, and then pointed to the kitchen.

"Huh?" Li Changxi, who was summoned, looked confused.

"I want to use my mother's taste to forge a magical object, so that this magical object can produce delicious food that feels like a mother's warm care."

"Okay, this time I, your mother, will try my best!" After hearing this, Li Changxi rolled up her sleeves and rushed out of Kaguya's room on Mount Penglai and rushed to the kitchen.

Five minutes later, a plate of black food was brought to Chen Li.

"Sorry to bother you." Chen Li bowed to his dear mother, then turned and left.

Even a tiger won't eat its own cubs...

Chen Li should be able to eat this dish, but Chen Li didn't want to eat it at all.

"Oh, you..." Li Changxi was so angry that she was about to step forward and give her son a beating, but was sent back directly by Chen Li.

"Where can I find the word 'mother'?" Chen Li picked up the meaningless meal and poured it into the fire that he had just picked up this morning.

Chen Li didn’t know what this flame would eat, so he offered some kitchen waste as a token of his appreciation.

Looking at the flame that had eaten the food on the plate but was still ungrateful and clenched its little fist towards him, Chen Li picked up the Guide to Forging Wonderful Objects and slapped it in the face.

"Hey, I have a plan!" Chen Li's eyes suddenly lit up.

Chen Li suddenly thought of a very reliable idea.

If Chen Li really couldn't find an item that contained the mother's attribute, and forged a magical item that could produce snacks that tasted like his mother...

Then wouldn’t it be better for Chen Li to become a mother?

Cheng Dad is fine too.

Chen Li can now extract entries from stories, so his thinking does not have to be so limited.

Since there is no entry for mother, let's create one.

so......

"Please, Screwgum, this is the request of my life."

"...What are you going to do now?" Screw Gumu glanced at the planetary-level sweeping robot he was making, and then looked at Chen Li who looked embarrassed.

No, buddy, what are you up to?

"Can you lend me your account again?"

"Question: What do you want to do?" As a member of the Genius Club, ScrewGum had never seen someone like Chen Li who never played by the rules, so out of caution ScrewGum wanted to ask.

"Save the world!" Chen Li said in a firm tone.

"Hmm?" Although Luosi Gumu didn't understand what Chen Li meant by saving the world, Luosi Gumu felt that Chen Li's serious expression meant that something important must be going on.

So ScrewGum lent out his Genius Club account without hesitation.

"Thank you. To repay you, I decided to lend you my Miracle Card for once." Chen Li said gratefully.

"Conclusion: It's not necessary. Just do what you need to do." Screw Gumu said very understandingly.

"As expected of the mechanical noble, ScrewGum. He remains calm even when faced with the opportunity to ask questions to the Star God and force Him to answer your questions. Sure enough, for a genius, questions may always be more important than answers." Chen Li looked at ScrewGum with admiration.

"...I take back what I said just now." ScrewGum urgently withdrew a message.

"Just kidding. You've helped me so many times, Screw Gumu, I really can't think of how to repay you, so I plan to lend you a chance to ask anyone a question and the other person must answer you. But you have to pay attention, you have to meet the other person first before you can ask him or her questions. And this opportunity can only be lent to you after two days at the earliest." Chen Li said.

Because Chen Li now needs two chances to use it.

Once, he asked the elf to teach Chen Li the Origin of Chinese Characters anytime and anywhere. Once, he asked the Wanxiang Judgment, as Chen Li wanted to know more about the effect of this magical item.

"Just do what you have to do." ScrewGum said again.

"it is good."

Chen Li quickly obtained Luosi Gumu's mobile phone, and this time Chen Li opened Luosi Gumu's account with ease.