The Forger of Strange Items Starting from Collapse

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Chapter 116 [Mom’s Tablecloth]? No, It’s the Orphan Killer!

"Emm... Is there something wrong here?" Chen Li looked at the strange object that he had forged with great effort. He always felt that there seemed to be something wrong with his forging, but it also seemed that there was not.

【Mom’s tablecloth】: There is a kind of hunger that makes your mom think you are hungry.

Effect: When anyone says "hungry" or words that sound the same as "hungry", the tablecloth will automatically start to show you the most suitable snacks and delicacies for you, which seem to be made by your mother herself, full of love and care.

Side effect: All food that appears on the tablecloth must be eaten and cannot be wasted, otherwise you will be subject to "mom's punishment."

PS: Never tell your mother that you are hungry.

(Miracle: I have to say, Master, you are indeed a member of the Genius Club. You can always come up with some "good" ideas that will make people's eyes black.)

Chen Li decided to just think that the miracle was just a compliment to himself.

This tablecloth was the best solution that Chen Li came up with after exhausting all his ingenuity.

Chen Li cleverly applied the principle of cold jokes and used his all-out distribution ability to successfully decompose the phrase "call mom" into two meanings: "call your mom" and "your mom hears it."

As for Mom's punishment...

Well, Chen Li admitted that in order to save crystals, Chen Li deliberately left a little side effect.

Well, in a sense this is not really a side effect, because if your mother wants to punish you, first you have to have a mother.

Children without mothers may not need to worry about this problem.

laugh.

Chen Li actually felt that when Mobius conducted experiments on other people, he would conduct experiments on himself to verify the feasibility of the experiments. This fact did make Mobius seem a little more conscientious.

Chen Li also felt that this was indeed something worth learning, so as a strange object forger, the first person to use this tablecloth was of course Chen Li himself.

"Let me see what my mother will make for me? Mom, I'm hungry." Chen Li shook the tablecloth in front of him, spread it on the dining table and shouted.

A golden light exploded on the tablecloth, blinding Chen Li who was completely unprepared for such a situation.

"Ah, shit, the side effect didn't mention that there would be a flash of golden light before the meal." Chen Li lowered his head and covered his eyes.

Perhaps it was because the bond between Chen Li and his friends was too strong, so Chen Li was now less wary of various accidents.

If it were the Chen Li from some time ago, he would definitely not fall for such a clumsy plot.

However, Chen Li did not expect that the bond between him and his friends could not defend against the golden light.

Or, isn't this an attack?

After Chen Li climbed out from under the table, he took a while to realize that the tablecloth, which was originally empty, was now filled with delicious food.

"Emmm... This is called delicacy? What kind of weird things are these?" Chen Li shook his head when he saw the food on the tablecloth.

In fact, there was no charcoal-like food on the tablecloth like the one Chen Li's mother had just made for Chen Li, but these foods were not normal either.

Like simply cooked giant octopus tentacles, stir-fried pebbles with hot pebbles on a plate but no other food on top, stargazing pie made with herring from a can of herring... and West Lake vinegar fish?

In a sense, the fact that West Lake Vinegar Fish can be placed on the same table with these foods also proves its status in the dark food world.

"Is there something wrong with this strange object? Are these things really suitable for me?" Chen Li was confused.

Is this wallpaper really for real?

But considering that this tablecloth was a top-notch novice item that he had created by spending 20 crystals and deliberately retaining a certain degree of negative effects, Chen Li resisted the urge to overturn the table and picked up a piece of fried pebbles.

When Chen Li put the pebble into his mouth and chewed it gently, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Hey, don't tell me, you really shouldn't tell me. I don't know whether it tastes good or not, but eating it can strengthen your body." Chen Li became excited instantly after feeling his attribute points increasing by +1.

Chen Li couldn't tell whether a dish was delicious or not, because even if it was West Lake Vinegar Fish, Chen Li could taste the deliciousness of the vinegar.

What? You mean fish? Sorry, I didn't taste it.

This is the effect of gourmet cells, it makes all food delicious.

However, Chen Li could clearly taste the degree to which an item enhanced him.

The foods that appeared from this mother's tablecloth were all strange and bizarre, but these were foods that Chen Li had never eaten before.

Although it is not an extraordinary ingredient and does not provide much enhanced properties to Chen Li, a little bit of it adds up to a lot.

The gourmet cells seem to match this mom's tablecloth very well.

"But... these things can really be used to feed the Spring Spirit... No, is it the Ruler of the Void?" Chen Li scratched his head.

Even if humans become Herrschers and their physical fitness has transformed, and they can even travel into space in their physical bodies, they still shouldn't be able to chew stir-fried pebbles, right?

Thinking of this, Chen Li began to eat the delicious food on the tablecloth.

Although there are indeed a lot of delicacies on the tablecloth, Chen Li's gourmet taste has no limits.

And this tablecloth only requires you not to waste food, but does not require you to finish the food in a short time, which is the only good news.

However, when he thought that he was going to test the effect of the strange object this time, Chen Li picked up a piece of fried pebble and threw it on the ground.

Let me see what my mother’s punishment is like!

As Chen Li looked expectantly, Li Changxi's figure appeared in front of Chen Li, but the shadow in front of him seemed to be a little older than Chen Li's mother's current age.

"Yeah, it's very real. I want to see how you punish me." Chen Li crossed his arms and was not at all panicked.

My circle of friends will help me block any fatal attacks.

You can punish me as much as you want, if I make a sound I lose!

"Alas, you've wasted food again, child. But... Mom doesn't blame you. I only blame my own poor cooking skills. I can't make the meal you like. It's Mom's fault. But you don't have to worry about me anymore, my child, because I'm leaving. Getting lost in the secret realm is the fate of a folklorist. But after your father and I leave you, you must live strong and don't ever think of doing anything stupid..."

But to Chen Li's surprise, Li Changxi did not pull Chen Li's ears or point fingers at Chen Li... She just chatted with Chen Li in a nagging manner.

But the more Chen Li listened to these words, the more he felt something was wrong.

The more I listen, the more uncomfortable I feel.

After hearing the latter part and looking at Li Changxi's gentle eyes, Chen Li vaguely saw the scene of his mother holding his father's hand and walking into the endless dark fog.

Chen Li suddenly felt that this might be the mother who was lost in a secret realm or the mist of time in a certain future because of his own powerlessness.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. I will never waste food again." Chen Li immediately raised his hands in surrender.

Chen Li originally thought that this punishment was a physical punishment, but unexpectedly it was a mental punishment.

Yes, that’s right, under Jingliu’s guidance, Chen Li indeed possessed a passive skill called Ancient Quiet and Waveless.

[Ancient Mirror, Calm and Unwavering]: As long as the heart of the mirror remains unbroken, its owner remains indestructible. Martial arts forged through countless near-death experiences have cultivated an extreme endurance against death. As long as your mind remains unbroken, you can fight with unwavering strength until your body is utterly destroyed. In this state, you lose your fatal weaknesses and become extremely immune to instant-death attacks and mental attacks.

But this was neither a mental attack nor did it cause any harm to his body.

Just some simple daily instructions were enough to make Chen Li almost break down.

Only after seeing that Chen Li seemed to sincerely repent for wasting food did Li Changxi reveal a relieved smile and her body turned into countless points of light and dissipated.

For a moment, Chen Li felt as if his mother was really saying goodbye to him...

"No, no, this strange object is affecting me. Damn! It's too scary." Chen Li came to his senses only after the phantom disappeared.

This strange object made by Chen Li himself seems to have a special magic when used for punishment, which can make people immersed in it.

As a forger of rare items, Chen Li was very weak in the effect of the rare items on him. But even so, it almost broke his defense. Chen Li didn't dare to imagine what kind of psychological damage it would cause to other people if they wasted food when using this tablecloth.

too frightening.

"But... if I throw the tablecloth during a fight to make my opponent say he's hungry and waste food, then this tablecloth seems to be a very scary weapon against the enemy." Chen Li touched his chin and began to think.

Oh, who doesn’t have a mother?

And if you really don't have a mother, the psychological trauma caused to you might be even greater.

No mother creates a mother for you, and then makes your mother disappear...

Damn, why is this strange thing so bad!

For example, if this tablecloth is given to the Herrscher of the Void, and the Herrscher of the Void accidentally wastes food...

Chen Li could now imagine the scene of the Herrscher of the Void holding his head with both hands, his eyes dull, and constantly calling Cecilia's name.

"Why the hell is this called Mom's Tablecloth? Wouldn't it be better to just call it Orphan Killer?" Chen Li obediently finished eating the other delicacies on the tablecloth while giving the tablecloth the middle finger.

"No, I can't be the only one who is unlucky. I have to think about who has offended me..." After finishing all the food, Chen Li looked at the tablecloth in front of him and began to think about his enemies since childhood.

"Emmm... It seems that none of my enemies can survive until now, so it's okay. It's time to give this tablecloth to Lily Ling in the garden. I hope it can help me recover some blood." After Chen Li folded the tablecloth, he handed it to Lily Ling through Medusa, the guide.

Chen Li and Lily Ling did not establish a connection through the guide to forging rare items, but Medusa and Garden Lily Ling were in the same world, so letting Medusa use Moments to send the rare items as red envelopes would consume very little.

Although the circle of friends cannot tear the rare item in half to pay for the delivery fee, it can prevent you from sending it.

"I really need to upgrade the quality of this artifact in the circle of friends. But I have a lot of artifacts to create recently... Oh, right. I almost forgot to tell Garden Lily Bell that when using this artifact, you must never waste food." Thinking of this, Chen Li quickly sent a message to Garden Lily Bell.

As a normal person with just a little bit of chuunibyou, Hanazono Yurizu should not have any rebellious mentality, right?

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Chapter 117 Don’t Cry Challenge on the Streets of Xianzhou, I, Gui Naifen, am here!

"What the hell, I earned 50 crystals directly after submitting this rare item? What did Garden Lily Bell do with this rare item?" When Chen Li ran to Kaguya Penglaishan's room and wanted to let Kaguya Penglaishan use this tablecloth, he found that his balance increased by 50 crystals in an instant, and also increased by 800 star stones in an instant.

【Dad】: What happened? @【The Strongest Black Magician on Earth】

[The Strongest Black Magician on Earth]: What's wrong?

[Dad]: You shouldn't have wasted food when you used the tablecloth I gave you to get food, right?

[The Strongest Black Magician on Earth]: No.

[Dad]: That’s good!

[The Strongest Black Magician on Earth]: Because I wasn't the one using the tablecloth, and I wasn't the one wasting food.

[Dad]: Ah?

[The Strongest Black Magician on Earth]: After seeing the message you sent me about not wasting food, the little evil god said something about how rare things can be so inconvenient, and as a top-level demon, why should I follow the rules? Then he overturned the large piece of delicious food he had just summoned.

[Dad]: ...What about now?

[The Strongest Black Magician on Earth]: I can only say... I have never seen such a sad little evil god.

To put it bluntly, it's like my mother died.

It is so sad that anyone who hears it will cry.

Garden Lily Ling looked at the little evil god lying on the ground crying silently, muttering words like "Mom, Mom" and couldn't help but persuade her.

"Call your mother."

The lifeless eyes of the little evil god became lively, and then he took the phone from Garden Lily Ling and called his parents in the underworld.

"Hello, it's me..." The little evil god held the phone tightly in anticipation.

Garden Lily Ling was also curious about what the little evil god's parents looked like?

Then... there was a busy tone on the other end of the line.

The little evil god's parents hung up the phone.

"Wow! I don't want to live anymore!" The little evil god burst into tears.

The little evil god went downstairs, not by elevator or stairs, but through the window.

“…” by Chen Li.

“…” by Kaguya Houraisan.

Looking at the hopeless look of the little evil god in the group chat, Kaguya Houraisan became furious.

"Chen Li! I treat you as a good brother. It's okay if you want to have sex with me, but you actually want to harm me!"

"You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. When did I ever want to hurt you?"

"Then why are you still letting me use this tablecloth?"

"I've already said that as long as you don't waste food, there are no side effects from using this tablecloth. It also doesn't limit how long it takes you to finish eating the food, and it doesn't even restrict you from transferring the food to others." Chen Li explained.

Because of the last effect, and the fact that the food Chen Li turned out using the tablecloth was all weird and messy, Chen Li planned to let Kaguya Houraisan use the tablecloth to turn out some food for him to feed the Herrscher of the Sky.

The food that Kaguya Houraiyama wants is naturally the best food for cultivating useless people. Letting Kaguya Houraiyama, the first useless person, lead the Herrscher of the Void, the later useless person, can make the Herrscher of the Void's plan to cultivate useless people advance faster.

There is nothing wrong with Chen Li’s idea.