The two handworms were attacked by Yang Yang one after another, as if they were sprayed with a water gun.
At first, the reaction was very intense, and it struggled violently as if it was attacked, but after it no longer felt hurt, it gradually calmed down.
Yang Yang wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked at the sticky hands of the insects with deep affection, and said with emotion.
"Come on, I can only help you up to this point! If one day in the future, Vimala rewards herself with those fingers, you must make her pregnant~"
After hearing Yang Yang's speech, the fourth lady finally couldn't hold it in any longer. She spat and turned away, as if she would feel dirty if she stayed here for another second, or if she would breathe in the smell of that sticky thing.
Although the Fourth Young Lady cruelly abandoned Yang Yang and Mi Xiaogui here, she was still soft-hearted and kept an eye on them, especially the sheep spirit. Naturally, it was impossible for her to let him die here.
Although she had expected this, the fourth lady was still somewhat shocked by Yang Yang's uselessness.
A fairy who is over a hundred years old actually relies on a human child and lets that child become the dominant one between the two. Such a person is actually the housekeeper of their Zhu family compound. It’s a shame to think about it!
Although the fourth young lady knew that the two men had already arrived here and there would be no danger next, she still couldn't help but curse in her heart, wondering which bug would kill Yang Yang.
Finally, while Yang Yang and Mi Xiaogui were rushing to eat, they escaped from the Spider Cave.
Yang Yang pulled at his clothes, imitating the protagonist in "The Shawshank Redemption" escaping from prison.
When he saw Yang Yang pulling at his clothes, Mi Xiaogui seemed to be acting like a daughter, so he avoided his gaze and didn't dare to look at him at all.
"Women, thighs! And... uh..." Yang Yang glanced at Mi Xiaogui and swallowed the rest of the words.
Then Yang Yang walked up to Mi Xiaogui with a serious face.
"Lord! Where are we going next?"
"Master, lord?" Mi Xiaogui seemed very surprised at Yang Yang's address.
"Haven't you ever played house? You know the Three Kingdoms, right? It's pretty much the same... Anyway, what are you going to do next?"
"I'm planning on going home... Mom must be worried about me after being away for so long. I want to go back as soon as possible!"
"Why is this happening, my lord? I see you have extraordinary talents and are sure to achieve great things in the future! I was hoping you would lead me to conquer cities and territories, take Wushan, and give me the Lady of Wushan as a reward!"
"No, that's impossible! And I will never reward you, Steward Yang, with the title of Madam Wushan."
"Tsk."
"Butler Yang, did you just say 'tsk'?"
"Illusion! How is that possible? If I tsk, wouldn't that mean I'm dissatisfied with you, my lord? And that I'd be the kind of person who would betray you in the future. Would I sneak into your palace and rape your harem while you're leading your troops to capture cities and plunder? Absolutely impossible! I've always believed in loyalty, mikaka!"
Mi Xiaogui was moved to tears by Yang Yang.
"I've already told you, I'm not the lord anymore! I don't have a palace, and I won't allow you to rape me or anything like that!"
"Damn it! If that's the case—how can kings, princes, generals, and ministers be of the same species? The Blue Heaven is dead, and the Yellow Heaven must be established! Wait until September 8th in autumn, and my flower will bloom, and all other flowers will die! If I can fulfill my lofty ambitions, I'll dare to laugh at Huang Chao for being a coward!"
"Wa ...
"I'm not going to betray you, Mikaka~"
"Who is Mi Kaka?!" Mi Xiaogui complained loudly to Yang Yang.
Then he held his knees with his hands and gasped for breath.
I felt so tired from surviving in the insect cave that I didn't even complain about the sheep steward in front of me.
But Mi Xiaogui soon raised a smile on his face.
"Thank you, Butler Yang."
"Huh? Why are you thanking me? I didn't actually do anything, did I?"
Mi Xiaogui shook his head.
"No, thank you very much, Butler Yang. If it weren't for you, I really wouldn't be able to hold on in this insect cave. It's because of you that I feel I must escape."
"Ah? Did I make you feel responsible? It reminds me of when I used to stay home and act like a jerk. I looked at my pet dog next to me and thought, even for its sake, for its dog food, I should go to work... As an adult, I actually made you feel responsible towards me. This is really lame. I cried, I was just pretending..."
"..." Mi Xiaogui stared blankly at Yang Yang, feeling as though Yang Yang was deliberately trying to cheer him up and dispel the gloom he'd been feeling in the wormhole. If it weren't for this sheep spirit, he might have been traumatized for life, even claustrophobic, afraid of the dark. "Butler Yang, I'm not going to seek revenge... After all I've been through, I just want to return home and serve my mother..."
"Is that so? That's good." Yang Yang's expression suddenly became more serious and gentle than ever before, and he stroked Mi Xiaogui's head with his hand. "Children should do things that are appropriate for their age. There's no need to be bitter and resentful. Although those who are bitter and resentful are likely to achieve great things, their personalities are often somewhat abnormal, like Goujian, who slept on firewood and tasted gall, and eventually forced to death or drove away those who once helped him to seek revenge."
The hardest thing for people to do is to recognize and accept their own ordinariness. When I was little, I always fantasized about being a hero. As I grew older, I realized I couldn't be a hero and could only live a mediocre life. I longed for the day when I could suddenly escape to another world—a paradise, as you can understand it—where I could be a hero. But in the end... no matter what, I ended up being a little lamb.
There is a saying in the human world: How can you, alone, compare with the management of others for several generations, even dozens of generations?
The same applies to fairies.
How can a little demon who has practiced for a hundred years compare with the gods and Buddhas in the sky who have occupied the resources in the sky for thousands, tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands of years, or even existed since Pangu created the world?
After all, we are just ordinary people, so let’s accept our ordinariness.”
Mi Fan stared at Yang Yang blankly, feeling that this sheep spirit was very different from the one in the worm cave, and even very different from the one in the Zhu family compound. It didn't look like the same person at all.
"Butler Yang, do you want to go with me?"
"Are you going to keep me? Ah, are you going to support me?"
"Butler Yang and I have escaped the worm den. There's no way we can return to the Zhu Family Compound, right? The Fourth Young Lady will also make it difficult for you. Why don't you just leave with me? Butler Yang, you don't eat much, so I can feed you grass every day."
"My eyes are watering. What's this about 'In the next life, you work like an ox or a horse, and I'll still be by your side feeding you grass'? I'm so moved! But, forget it... I can go back to the Zhu Family Compound, and there's no problem. The Fourth Young Lady is also a tsundere. She seems to be yelling at me to kill her, but she actually loves me! Girls are always like that with boys they like. And she's a person who has a cold exterior but a warm heart. There are many little mountain demons along the way to Pansiling. If you can return home safely, it means that the Fourth Young Lady has already greeted them and won't make things difficult for you."
After a pause, Yang Yang raised his head 45 degrees, tears in his eyes.
"The most important thing is that we monsters have no way of leaving Pansiling! I've already taken on the shape of Pansiling... So, sorry, Mikaka, please leave me alone. Let me stay here until Pansiling is completely destroyed..."
"..." Mi Xiaogui stared at Yang Yang blankly, nodded half-knowingly, and although he was extremely reluctant, he was still ready to leave. "Then Steward Yang, I'm leaving now."
"Wait a minute!" Yang Yang took out some silver from his pants and stuffed it into Mi Xiaogui's hand. "Travel money! Oh, by the way, before you go home, remember to buy some men's clothes to change into~ After all, people in this era are not that open-minded~"
Mi Xiaogui nodded woodenly.
Although I really want to tell the sheep spirit that I really like women's clothes and want to be a girl, but maybe, as the sheep spirit said, he will think I'm a weirdo, right?
Chapter 157 The Painful Boy
Mi Fan took the money given by the sheep spirit and put it on his body. He hid all the way, worried that he would be discovered by the patrolling little demons. Finally, for safety reasons, he planned to wait until night and continue to escape under the cover of darkness.
After nightfall, Mi Fan continued to flee along the mountain road, crouching in the grass.
Just then he saw a few little monsters seeking the mountains, and Mi Fan hurriedly hid himself behind a rock, but accidentally stepped on a dead branch.
Click.
The crisp sound of breaking branches was heard, and Mi Fan was startled and his body trembled uncontrollably.
The dagger had been confiscated, and now he didn't even have a weapon to protect himself. Mi Fan could only pray in his heart that the patrolling little demons would not notice him.
But it is obviously unlikely.
A fairy slowly walked up to Mi Fan and pushed aside the grass with his hands.
"..."
After not hearing any sound for a long time, Mi Fan mustered up the courage to open his eyes, and happened to meet the eyes of the little demon.
"Hey, what's taking you so long? What's going on?"
"No, it was just a squirrel. It ran away."
"Your squirrel can break branches, right? Let me see!" Another little demon came over and saw Mi Fan. After a brief silence, he said impatiently. "Damn, it really is a squirrel. Let's go!"
After the little demons left, Mi Fan's heart was still beating wildly.
Those goblins have really bad eyesight. Didn’t they notice themselves?
how is this possible.
Such a close distance.
The only possibility is, as the sheep spirit said, that the fourth lady told them not to embarrass themselves.
Several fairies in the distance were still communicating.
"Hey, are you crazy again? Don't hit yourself against the lantern."
"Sorry, sorry... but this is the nature of us insects after all."
"So, night patrol is such a hassle. Lately, quite a few people have been injured like you due to your fire-seeking problem. It's just that I'm clever. I made a prop. The lantern is fixed on my head, so I can't bump into it even if I want to! Haha..."
Listening to the goblin's words, Mi Fan couldn't help but think of tying a carrot to a donkey's head and forcing it to scurry...
Shaking his head, Mi Fan stopped himself from thinking about those messy things and continued to concentrate on escaping.
Finally, Mi Fan escaped from Pansiling and returned to Zhuzi Kingdom.
Mi Fan did not forget what the sheep spirit said and prepared to go to the clothing store to buy a set of boys' clothes.
Although the clothes could be customized, Mi Fan was eager to go home and could not wait any longer, so he just wanted to choose a set that was already made.
The owner of the store was still asking Mi Fan.
"Little girl, you are so beautiful. Did you buy this for someone else?"
"I bought it for my younger brother." Mi Fan did not have the slightest resistance to being mistaken for a girl by strangers and being praised for being pretty. Instead, he felt secretly delighted.
"Then why not let your brother do it himself? After all, the size..."
"It doesn't matter. My brother is about the same as me."
"Hmm? But I see you're not that old, little sister. Usually little boys of this age are shorter than their older sisters."
"It's okay, I'll grow taller, so just get me a set in my size."
Seeing Mi Fan's insistence, the owner of the clothing store stopped talking and casually picked up a set of clothes for Mi Fan.
After Mi Fan handed the money to the boss, he left the clothing store, found a remote alley, and changed back into men's clothes.
Looking at the tattered women's clothing, Mi Fan still felt reluctant to part with it, so he folded it up and hid it in his luggage.
Then Mi Fan returned home.
As soon as he got home, Mi Fan hugged his mother and cried, telling her what had happened to him.
I thought life could go on peacefully like this.
But what made Mi Fan a little helpless was that his neighbors and relatives heard that he had escaped from the Zhu family compound and came to visit him one after another.
After a few pleasantries, everyone turned the topic to the Zhu family compound, asking Mi Fan whether he had seen the jade shuttle and whether the Zhu family compound was full of gold and silver.
Even though Mi Fan kept telling them that he didn't see the jade shuttle and that the Zhu family compound was not covered with gold and silver as rumored, they didn't believe him.
They all thought that Mi Fan didn't want to tell them, and was planning to go back secretly in the future to get the gold and silver.
Therefore, neighbors, relatives and friends all hoped that Mi Fan, who knew the way, could lead them back to the Zhu family compound.
Mi Fan talked about the horror of the Zhu family monster, but the neighbors and relatives did not agree.
"If a child like you could escape, it means those monsters are just that bad! If we invite a few Taoist priests, we will definitely be able to subdue those monsters."
Mi Fan was so confused by what they said that he could only close the door and refuse to see anyone.
At night, Mi Fan packed his luggage and gave all the remaining money given to him by Yang Jing to his mother.
The woman took the money and was silent for a while, then asked Mi Fan.
"You, did you really go to the Zhu Family Compound?"
"Yes……"
"Then since you escaped back, why did you only bring so little money?"
"Hey... Mother, didn't I tell you? It's not so much that I escaped, but rather that the demon let me go."
The woman had no interest in Mi Fan's escape process, but just stared at Mi Fan.
"Where is your father? Have you seen your missing father?"
Mi Fan recalled the debris in the worm cave and felt nauseous again.
Mi Fan guessed that his father must have been killed as well, and probably became a pile of dry bones in the insect cave. However, Mi Fan could never tell his mother such sad words and speculations, which would make her sad.
"I, I don't know..."
"Then what on earth were you doing on this trip? You didn't find your father's whereabouts, nor did you find the jade shuttle, and you didn't kill the monster! Wuwuwuwu, you've disappointed me so much!"
Mi Fan was stunned.
For a twelve-year-old child, such an accusation is really too cruel.
Mi Fan's hands were tightly grasping his pants on his thighs.
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