"I don't believe that! You've been thinking about it seriously for a long time!"

"Uh, yes, I did think about it... but it's not important. The important thing is, I've given up now! I want to be a pure person! Someone who is free from vulgarity!"

"Hmph." The Second Miss finally stopped hitting Yang Yang and instead focused her gaze on the wooden board beside her. "Is this really as you said?"

"Yeah..." Yang Yang answered casually, but then a sly smile appeared on his lips as if he had thought of something. "What's wrong? Do you feel different too? I felt it just now. When I told you that this wooden board was used with your mother, you obviously..."

Go to hell!

Yang Yang was chased and beaten by the second lady with a blanket again.

"I say, are you going to use it next time? To be honest, it feels a little different. When I used it with my wife, I was so excited, but now it just feels like a hindrance. I can't feel the touch of hitting you, and I can't touch you anytime, anywhere!"

"Shut up! Don't make it sound like I'm letting you touch me as you please!"

"Hey, isn't it?"

"Of course not!" the Second Miss said angrily, rolling her eyes at Yang Yang. "By the way, don't even think about doing anything bad tomorrow! Master-Uncle is having a banquet tomorrow and has invited our family. Everyone will be there, including Sixth Sister and the young masters of the Scorpion Family, so you definitely won't have the chance to do anything bad!"

For some reason, when the second young lady said this, there was a gloating smile on the corner of her mouth, as if she felt that if Yang Yang didn't do it for a day, he would suffer a lot.

But Yang Yang disagreed.

If you want to take action, why can't you do it to the second young lady?

Chapter 167 Celebration Banquet

Yellow Flower View.

The young ladies of the Zhu family and Zi Zhu'er attended the banquet as scheduled, along with the Poisonous Enemy King and the four sons of the Scorpion family.

There are also many monsters that Yang Yang cannot name. Of course, they look very powerful, otherwise they would not even be qualified to sit at the table.

For example, Yang Yang is still not qualified to sit at the table.

Yang Yang was waiting idly by the side, and then he saw the little demons busy serving dishes. What made Yang Yang feel a little dazzled was that one of the demons was so busy that he served dishes almost four times faster than the other demons, which made Yang Yang dumbfounded.

Yang Yang was not the only one who was dumbfounded. The other young ladies were also very curious, and the most curious among them was the Sixth Young Lady.

"How come you're so fast?"

"Hahahaha..." The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord laughed, waved his hand to send away the saluting demon, and then began to explain himself.

It turned out that the little demon was a dragonfly spirit, and was originally an inner disciple of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord.

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord had often seen the dragonfly spirit practicing in the courtyard one second, and the next second when he called for someone to bring tea, the dragonfly spirit would instantly appear in front of him.

At first, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord was a little surprised, but later he didn't care anymore. He just thought that this dragonfly spirit was nimble and had his own tricks.

One day, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord had nothing to do, so he decided to teach the dragonfly spirit who was practicing archery how to attach spells to the arrows. After teaching him, he left.

A few days later, he saw the dragonfly spirit again and wanted to see how its training was going. Unexpectedly, the dragonfly spirit looked confused, so the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord taught it again.

As a result, when he asked again a few days later, he had forgotten the trick taught by the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, which made the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord furious.

Seeing that the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord was angry, the dragonfly spirit quickly knelt down and confessed that he had actually called all his brothers to study in Huanghua Temple under the same identity.

When the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord said he wanted to take a look, the dragonfly spirit called out all his brothers, more than twenty people in total.

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord was a little dumbfounded, but soon laughed at himself in relief. From then on, he no longer taught the Dragonfly Spirit and punished it by making it an outer disciple, either patrolling the mountains or doing some odd jobs.

So it was the four dragonfly brothers who served the dishes just now, not because he was fast.

After hearing the explanation from the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, everyone burst into laughter. Several young ladies were laughing so hard that their bodies were shaking. Even the already white-haired Zi Zhu'er smiled knowingly.

Looking at Zi Zhu'er's smile, Yang Yang couldn't help but sigh.

I don’t know how many years it has been since I saw Zi Zhuer smile.

But that dragonfly spirit is really a bit outrageous.

There are twenty of you brothers, can't you synchronize the information?

Can you synchronize the cultivation spells that the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord gave you?

Haven’t you seen “Day and Night”?

The two brothers even wanted to perfectly replicate their scars.

The last time Yang Yang heard something so outrageous was when an Indian wrestler at the Olympics gave his athlete card to his family, who then went to the Olympic Village to eat and drink for free, and even stole things and sold them...

However, Yang Yang was also very envious of the dragonfly spirit's abilities.

Yang Yang once played a game called "DOTA".

The only hero that Yang Yang knows and is good at is Geomancer.

The hero can split into up to five clones, but if one of the clones dies, the others, including the main body, will die.

Plus, the Geomancer's first skill was 'Net', so Yang Yang often imagined himself as a Geomancer, netting the female characters in DOTA, and then five Geomancers would surround them and make them sticky...

After all the dishes were served, Yang Yang couldn't help but frown, because the raw materials of these dishes were obviously human.

But for the young ladies of the Zhu family, it obviously didn't matter. Except for the eldest daughter, the other young ladies ate with gusto.

"Ah..." An untimely sound of fear rang out.

Everyone in the room looked towards the source of the sound, only to see a little kid of about eleven or twelve years old slumped on the ground.

Yang Yang recognized it as Mi Xiaogui at a glance.

Yang Yang was very surprised why that little devil Mi appeared here.

The little ghost Mi looked at the fourth and sixth young ladies with a terrified expression on his face, as if his worldview had collapsed.

Yang Yang understood that he probably didn't expect that his playmate and the fairy he respected would actually eat human flesh with such relish?

But Mi Xiaogui, you are really naive~

Sooner or later, this kind of thing will happen.

Just like when I was your age, I still didn't want to believe that girls also needed to poop.

Noticing the confused looks from others, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord spoke calmly.

"A dragonfly spirit encountered this child while patrolling the mountains. Hearing of his tragic story, the spirit introduced him to me, hoping I would take him in as my apprentice, but he hasn't yet made up his mind to become my disciple." The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord picked up a piece of human flesh with chopsticks, his tone flat, as if speaking specifically to Mi Xiaogui. "It's demonic nature for monsters to eat humans. Mortals have a limited lifespan. Even if we devour him, it would only reduce his lifespan by a dozen years—a mere blink of an eye."

Ha ha.

Yang Yang's comment on the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord's words was for Miao Yan.

However, the others, including the young ladies of the Zhu family, remained silent, as if they had no objection to the words of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord.

This made Yang Yang's inner evil heart start to complain.

Then can I, Yang, also use the same words to ask those girls out?

—Miss, it's a man's nature to want to communicate. So let's have a deep conversation! Even if I accidentally poke something, you'll grow back in a few decades...

Is this right?

This is not right!

However, Yang Yang still plans to try using this kind of rhetoric to ask a girl out next time.

The only person in the audience who was deeply shocked was probably Mi Xiaogui.

Mi Xiaogui lowered his head and spoke in a trembling voice.

"What the Demon Lord said is absolutely right."

Yang Yang actually didn't want Mi Xiaogui to agree with the nonsense of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, but in this situation, Yang Yang didn't have the opportunity to talk to Mi Xiaogui alone.

After saying this, Mi Xiaogui left the banquet and no one knew where he went.

At this time, Zi Zhu'er asked the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord why he held a banquet.

"Brother, you are in such a good mood today, is it just because of those arm bugs?"

"Haha... Exactly! Junior Sister, you may not know this, but I also tried it once in Ziyun Mountain, but the immortal egg failed to emerge, and Master scolded me severely. Now I understand that the immortal egg Master gave me was not destined to withstand such a great fate. It just so happens, just so happens."

Several people couldn't understand what the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord said, but they didn't ask any further questions.

Yang Yang looked thoughtful.

Yang Yang recalled that a few days after the silk threads were dropped from the sky, the strange bird spirit suddenly appeared.

Could it be that it was at that time that the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord gave the immortal egg that he mentioned to the Pleiades official?

Chapter 168 Sleeping Clothes

The banquet is over.

Yang Yang was responsible for taking care of Scorpion Three, the only one who was drunk.

Also because of Scorpion Three, I couldn't go to see Mi Xiaogui anymore.

But Yang Yang just sighed.

I have already said everything I need to say to Mi Xiaogui. What happens next depends entirely on the little ghost himself.

However, when leaving, Yang Yang heard the sound of a xiao.

Although Yang Yang doesn't understand music, as Yang Yang knew before, emotional music can transcend the barriers of language and region.

From the sound of the 筚篯, Yang Yang heard endless loneliness and sadness.

--at the same time.

A young man, with tears running down his face, formally decided to join the Huanghua Temple.

Tears streaming down his face, the young man put away the pipa, then silently picked up a stone mask and slowly put it on his face.

The words that the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord once said to him echoed in his ears: "If you want to practice cultivation, you must sever worldly karma, wear the stone mask, and abandon worldly ties."

……

One month after the celebration banquet at Huanghua Temple.

In the office of the second young lady of the Zhu family compound.

The second young lady is questioning the accountant because 50 taels of gold are not correct.

These 50 taels of gold were not actually a lot for the Zhu family compound, but the second young lady obviously felt that this trend must not be allowed to continue, so she decided to kill one to warn the rest.

"You really don't know where to put that 50 taels of gold?"

"Second Young Madam, I really don't know! I swear to God! I'm not brave enough to do that!" The accountant knelt on the ground, knocking his head repeatedly, and bruises appeared on his forehead.

"It seems to me that you clearly want to be thrown into the insect nest to feed the insect eggs!" The second lady glared at the accountant and slammed the table with her hand quite hard.

This frightened the accountant to the point of losing control of his bladder...

This is enough to show the pressure that the second young lady usually puts on the people in the Zhu family compound.

"Second Young Madam is so wise! I really didn't know! Wuuwuwuwu, please, don't throw me into the worm cave. I have a family to support..."

The second young lady sneered.

"It's simple. You don't have to worry about supporting your family! Just throw all of you into the worm cave, neatly and tidy!" The second lady said, and was about to let the little demon throw the accountant into the worm cave.

"Second Young Madam, wait a moment!" Yang Yang stepped forward at this time.

"what happened?"

"Second Young Madam, please allow me to interrogate you thoroughly! I have a nickname, Boki's Maori Kogoro! So I will definitely be able to determine the truth."

The second young lady's original purpose was to retrieve the 50 taels of gold. Although she didn't believe what Yang Yang said at all, she decided to let Yang Yang try and waved her hand.

Yang Yang walked up to the accountant.

"Brother, why bother? If you really have hidden that 50 taels of gold, just hand it over. You know how ruthless the Second Miss is. If you don't hand it over, your family will definitely be thrown into the worm cave. Your idea of leaving some money for your family is also impossible to realize. They need to live to spend it..."

At this time, the accountant regarded Yang Yang as his last straw and held Yang Yang's legs with his hands.

"Butler Yang, I really didn't take the gold! Woo woo woo, I've been working as an accountant for decades, and nothing like this has ever happened. Butler Yang, you have to believe me and help me plead with the Second Young Madam."

Yang Yang sighed, then turned to look at the second young lady.

"Second Young Madam, I'm sure he didn't take the money!"

The second young lady frowned.

"How do you see it?"

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