Black Myth: Who would use the immobilization technique as a time-stopping technique?

How pitiful.

As a man, I'd better give you some sympathy.

While thinking, Yang Yang put the copper coins on his body.

"What are you doing?" Seeing Yang Yang's behavior, the fifth lady scolded him angrily.

"what happened?"

"Want to keep it all for yourself?"

"It's not much..." Yang Yang said helplessly, but still handed half of the copper coins to the fifth lady. "Then let's split it in half."

"That's better than not." The fifth young lady said angrily, then found a place to sit down, holding a bronze mirror in one hand and wiping the ruined makeup on her face with a handkerchief in the other.

Yang Yang looked at the Fifth Miss's graceful figure revealed by the rain and couldn't help but say lightly.

"Fifth Young Madam, would you like the two of us to consider expanding our business?"

"Huh? What business?" Miss Five asked absentmindedly.

"Using beautiful women to trick people out of their money is called a 'fairy trap'. Fifth Young Madam and I will perform a 'ghost trap', shall we? Fifth Young Madam, you'll be responsible for scaring people away, driving them crazy, and I'll be responsible for collecting the money and turning it into cash..."

"Go to hell!" Hearing Yang Yang's words, the Fifth Miss stopped what she was doing, glared at Yang Yang fiercely, and then said sarcastically, "Can't I do this kind of thing by myself?"

"That's true..."

"Bah, that's not right... I'm so naturally beautiful! It's that scholar who has no eyes! Steward Yang, are you blind too?"

"No, no, no, I have always felt that you, Fifth Young Madam, are the most beautiful among all the young ladies."

"Oh, really, is that true?" After hearing what Yang Yang said, Miss Fifth's face suddenly turned red, and she looked at Yang Yang embarrassedly.

"Yeah, it's true... So, that scholar really has no aesthetic taste... It's quite a shame. He doesn't even need to see you with makeup on, Miss Fifth. Just your natural look without makeup would definitely make him fall in love with you, right?"

"You, you are such a smooth talker..." Miss Five suddenly became a little shy, and she kept stealing glances at Yang Yang from time to time.

Yang Yang just casually picked up the scholar's book and started reading.

Mainly because it seems a bit boring to stay here, so I want to read a book to kill some time.

However, Yang Yang's appearance caused dissatisfaction among the evil Fifth Miss.

"What's going on? A poor scholar left, and now a sheep scholar appears?" There was a sour taste in his tone.

It was obvious that the Fifth Miss was dissatisfied that Yang Yang was not focusing his attention on her but on the book.

Yang Yang asked absentmindedly while reading a book.

"Because of an unexpected incident, the outcome of the incident became somewhat comical... But I'm actually quite curious. If the scholar hadn't been scared away, how would you have played a trick on him, Fifth Young Madam?"

The fifth young lady looked up, resting her hand on her chin, looking thoughtful.

"I think he wants to see whether the scholar is more interested in beauties or books?"

"Is it even necessary to think about it?"

"What?" "Because he's definitely interested in women! Putting aside the fact that he doesn't normally have the chance to interact with women, he's just tired of reading, so of course he'll be more interested in women. It's just that the way you were just now, Miss Fifth, left him with no choice..."

"Damn it, stop laughing at me!"

"No, I didn't laugh at you, Miss Fifth."

"Hmph, what about you, Steward Yang? What will you choose?"

"Compared to me, I'm actually more curious. If I hadn't followed you, and the situation just now had happened, would you really have planned to give your body to that scholar, Miss Fifth?"

"Ah?" The fifth young lady looked stunned, and then bewildered, obviously she had not thought about these things.

Yang Yang said lightly.

"Didn't you expect that? You're just like your appearance, a high school girl, lively and straightforward, without considering the consequences of anything..."

"What? You sound like an adult lecturing!" Miss Five said dissatisfiedly. She then looked at Yang Yang and saw that he was still reading in his soaked clothes. She frowned and asked, "Are you going to keep wearing those wet clothes?"

"Isn't it because Fifth Young Madam is here..."

The fifth lady blushed and said in a low voice.

"Well, you don't have to worry about me so much. If I really catch a cold, it will be really bad..."

Hearing what the Fifth Miss said, Yang Yang collected some dry firewood and branches nearby.

There was a lot of dry firewood in the dilapidated temple, and there were even traces of fire and cooking. It was obvious that someone had lived and cooked in the temple in the past.

Then Yang Yang took the candle left by the scholar and lit it, so that the temple had a source of fire for warmth.

Then Yang Yang took off his coat, held it in his hands, and dried it over the campfire, trying to dry the clothes faster.

After seeing Yang Yang start a fire, the fifth lady immediately came over, stretched out her hands, and kept trying to use the fire to keep warm.

"I really envy men... they can just take off their clothes and roast them."

The Fifth Miss's words reminded Yang Yang of a time when he was on a long-distance bus and heard a girl next to him say to her companion, "I really envy boys. They don't need to queue up in the toilet. They can just find a place to solve it."

"Fifth Young Madam, you don't have to be envious. You can also just take off your clothes like me."

"Do you want to die?" Miss Wu glared at Yang Yang unhappily. But Miss Wu soon sneezed. "Ah."

"I'm really going to catch a cold~ If you cover yourself with clothes like me, you won't see anything~"

Yang tried to comfort the Fifth Miss, speaking softly.

"Then turn away~" Miss Five finally chose to listen to Yang Yang, took off her coat, held it in her hands and placed it by the fire to grill.

Because he had nothing to do, Yang Yang's attention was naturally focused on the furnishings in the temple.

The statue enshrined in the temple seems to be a goddess.

Is it Guanyin?

But it feels a little bit different.

"By the way, if that scholar really had bad intentions, would he have planned to do something bad to you, Miss Fifth?"

"Here we go again..." Miss Fifth seemed speechless.

However, Yang Yang looked serious.

"Seriously... don't these scholars have any fear at all? This is a temple... But maybe it's precisely because this is a temple that he felt that even if the Fifth Miss was a demon, she wouldn't be able to harm him here, so he dared to open the door for her, right?"

"Huh, what's so special about this temple? If I wanted to, I could tear it down at will."

"I don't doubt it! But will the gods and Buddhas in this temple bear grudge against me?"

"Hmph, so what if I hold a grudge?" The Fifth Miss seemed unconcerned.

Yang Yang smiled.

"Fifth Young Madam, can I tell you a few jokes?"

"Okay, it's boring anyway."

"Fifth Young Madam, you know this, right? In ancient times, when selecting people for official positions, they focused on character, usually choosing people who were 'filial and honest' or 'not lustful' or something like that."

"I probably know, then what happened?"

"There are two officials, Official A and Official B.

Official A had only one wife, who was very ugly, and they had many children. Official B, on the other hand, was always taking new concubines. Then, when an important position came up, they had to choose between these two women. The superior of the two officials chose Official B. Miss Fifth, can you guess why?

Chapter 196 You have succeeded in seduction!

"Why?" Miss Five looked bewildered, genuinely confused and still analyzing the situation. "Obviously, Guan Yu A is a good person... But Guan Yu B is incredibly lustful and has so many concubines. Why did they choose Guan Yu B?"

Yang Yang chuckled and began to explain to the fifth young lady.

"The boss said, 'You can have so many children with such an ugly wife, which shows that you are a womanizer.'"

"Huh? What kind of perverse logic is this?"

"Well, I actually think so... but that's how the story is. There's another joke. It's about a man who was very filial. After his parents passed away, he was so heartbroken that he dug a tunnel next to his parents' graves. He and his wife stayed there to guard their graves for over ten years.

An official was so moved after hearing about this that he wanted to go and see for himself. The filial son, accompanied by his wife and children, came out of his parents' grave to greet them. There were quite a few children, the youngest still in swaddling clothes. The official was furious when he saw this. "Fifth Young Madam, do you know what's going on?"

"Ah? What's going on?"

The Fifth Miss looked so bewildered that Yang Yang thought she was really adorable.

In other words, the Fifth Miss is not familiar with matters between men and women, so she doesn't understand anything at all, right?

"Hehe... the man got furious and said to the 'filial son', 'Asshole, what have you been doing in your parents' graves?'"

"Eh? Did you do anything?"

Is this too slow?

Even if he is not familiar with matters between men and women, it is still a bit too exaggerated.

People always think that big breasts mean no brains and that they are just vases. Could it be that the beauty of this fifth young lady was earned by her brains?

Thinking of this, Yang Yang couldn't help but sigh, and then patiently explained to the fifth lady.

"Fifth Young Madam, look... that filial son's youngest child is only in swaddling clothes... In other words, that 'filial son' was constantly performing the Zhougong ritual with his wife at his parents' grave... That's why the official was so angry and asked him, 'What did you do next to your parents' grave?'"

"Hahahaha... I see..." The Fifth Young Lady finally reacted and burst into laughter. Her laughter was incredibly exaggerated, with her hands cupping her belly, completely unfeminine. "This is killing me... A guy like this is still being 'selected as a filial and honest official,' and even a 'famous filial son,' this is killing me... Scholars are truly outrageous."

"Isn't that right?" Yang Yang agreed.

It seems that only scholars can do such things.

Could it be that he has really become stupid from reading too much that he didn’t even notice such a big bug?

The fifth young lady smiled for a while, then suddenly put the coat she was holding in both hands down on her legs, her face slightly red and embarrassed.

"Although, although it's funny...but what exactly did that couple do in the grave?"

Yang Yang was a little dumbfounded.

Are the jokes you tell considered dirty jokes?

Doesn’t it count?

Why does the atmosphere feel a little off now?

"Ahem..." Yang Yang tried to divert the awkward atmosphere. He ran to the corner, put on his dried coat, and put his wet clothes to dry.

The fifth young lady continued to ask Yang Yang questions.

"So, what did the couple do inside the tomb?"

This question is difficult to answer, just as difficult as the question of "what did the pangolin say?"

And it made Yang Yang really more depressed. He clearly wasn't telling a dirty joke. A real dirty joke should be like this...

"Fifth Miss, let me tell you another joke..."

"Well, go ahead." Although she was still a little curious, Fifth Miss's attention was temporarily attracted by the new joke.

"There was a man who married a woman. On their wedding night, he said to her, 'Your father has been very unkind. I will punish you for his indecency.' ... Then he threw himself at his wife...

After an incense stick of time, the two of them ended their conversation. The husband then said, "Your mother has gone too far too much. I will teach you a lesson."

After another stick of incense, the two of them finished. The husband rested for a while and said, "By the way, your brother-in-law is also very unreasonable..."

After another stick of tossing and turning, the husband was exhausted and was about to fall asleep. However, his wife was shaking him with her hands and said timidly, "I think my brother has also gone too far. You should also be angry about my brother's affairs."..."

Fifth Miss: "..."

The fifth young lady did not laugh, obviously not understanding the joke. However, her breathing became heavier and her body kept twisting.

Do you see it!

This is the real dirty joke!

Yang Yang was satisfied and prepared to find a corner to sleep.

However, the fifth young lady came to pester her again.

"Sheep, Sheep Butler...was that just now a joke? Why don't I find it funny?"

"..." Yang Yang was speechless at this moment and could only say perfunctorily, "You'll understand when you grow up."

"I'm an adult now! I just don't understand..."

In Yang Yang's view, the Fifth Miss at this time was just like the 'wife who apologized for her brother', and she was entangled endlessly.