What the hell is mother and child safe?
Yang Yang couldn't help but complain in his heart.
Were they, for a moment, impersonating husbands facing wives hemorrhaging after giving birth?
"Really? That's good..." The deer spirit's eyes welled with tears. "I've reached my limit... I'll leave this child to you. Tiger, promise me you'll raise this child to adulthood... er, into a bird..."
"Woo woo woo, I will, I definitely will!"
"Then tell this child that there was once a deer spirit named Luzi who sacrificed his life at the age of 117 to save her. By the way, ask her to help me avenge the murderer. Yes, yes..."
Fuck!
Do you guys have to be this good at playing?
The classic saying of not revealing the murderer's name before dying is not used here!
Chapter 31: Little Lamb Spirit, You Don’t Want to…
"Who is the murderer? Luzi, tell me quickly!" The girl with brown animal ears had tears in her eyes and asked with a sad face.
"The murderer is a tiger spirit named Hu Zi! Uh~" After the deer spirit finished speaking, he tilted his head, looking like he was finally dead.
"Woo woo woo woo... So it's Tiger? Woo woo woo woo, I will definitely help you get revenge~ Bullshit! Isn't that me?" The tiger spirit reacted belatedly, then grabbed the deer spirit's neck with both hands and shook it vigorously. "Explain it to me clearly!"
"I'm so dizzy, so dizzy~ Stop shaking me." The already dead deer spirit woke up and held his forehead with his hand. "I'm going to vomit from shaking me! Ugh~"
After the deer spirit finished speaking, it actually puffed up its cheeks, as if it was about to vomit. Seeing this, the tiger spirit quickly moved back to keep some distance from the deer spirit to prevent it from vomiting on her.
Looking at the two female goblins, Yang Yang was completely confused.
These two guys are really good at showing off.
The deer spirit calmed down a bit before looking at the bird in his hand.
"So what now? How do we get it back up there in the nest?"
At this time, Yang Yangci understood that the little bird in the bird's nest had fallen out, and was then found by the two of them, who were about to put it back in the nest.
It's a bit unexpected.
It feels like a clichéd plot from a Japanese manga.
The bad boy would secretly feed stray cats - these two very unreliable female monsters are very kind.
"I can't do it anymore~ I have no strength left~ I'm so hungry that my legs are weak~" The tiger spirit sighed, fell straight back, and then lay on the ground.
"Huh? Didn't you just finish eating a few hours ago? Why are you hungry so soon?"
"Wow~ Stop talking~ What are we eating? It's fruit!"
"so what?"
"Asshole, you are a deer, so of course there is no problem for you to eat fruits, but I am a tiger! Isn't it natural that I am weak just because I eat fruits? I am severely malnourished. I really miss the time when I was an animal... wuwuwuwu..." The tiger spirit actually burst into tears as he spoke.
Yang Yang could feel that this time the two of them were not just playing a joke or acting, but were really crying out of grievance.
The tiger demon cried and glanced at the bird in the deer demon's hand.
"By the way, is it possible that this little bird committed suicide?"
"what?"
"I know. If a bird hatches too many chicks, it won't be able to raise them all. It will generally favor those that hatched earlier. The second and third chicks, for example, will usually be bullied by the eldest.
The parents of the young birds usually do not stop them, but instead condone such behavior between them, which stimulates their ferocity.
Even if other children died from being bullied by the eldest bird, the bird parents would not be sad, but would bury them in the bird's nest as a backup food..."
The deer demon frowned at what the tiger demon said and couldn't help but ask.
"You've said so much, what exactly do you want to express?"
The tiger spirit looked at the baby bird and swallowed.
"So, is it possible that this young bird wanted to commit suicide? Because it couldn't stand the bullying of other birds, so it chose to jump out of the nest and commit suicide?"
The deer spirit's eyes narrowed slightly.
"So, this kid really wants to commit suicide?"
"Then shouldn't we fulfill its wish? Help it to be liberated and free from its suffering?"
"Could you wipe the saliva from the corner of your mouth first?"
"Ah, I accidentally..." The tiger spirit raised his hand awkwardly and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand.
The deer spirit sighed.
"Even ants try to survive, let alone a little bird? It just accidentally fell out of the nest, so hurry and return it. And the kind of situation you're talking about is only about birds of prey, right? It's not this kind of bird at all!"
"Is it possible that, since it now has your scent on it, its parents will dislike it even if you put it back in the cage?"
“It’s so annoying!”
"?" The tiger spirit's expression suddenly changed. He closed his eyes and sniffed gently.
Seeing the tiger demon's look, the deer demon frowned again.
"What's wrong? What are you doing?"
"Don't talk!" The tiger spirit stopped the deer spirit from disturbing her and continued to sniff. He sniffed the baby bird and the deer spirit's hand, making the deer spirit frown even deeper, and put the baby bird in his arms.
Then the tiger spirit lay on the ground and sniffed again, then narrowed his eyes slightly: "There's a stranger!"
Yang Yang, who was hiding behind a tree, felt his heart in his throat.
Has it been discovered?
"Eh? Where?" The deer spirit looked around nervously.
"It's behind that tree!" The tiger demon pointed behind the tree where Yang Yang was standing.
"Huh?" The deer spirit stood up nervously and looked behind the tree cautiously. "You, is your nose so good?"
"Hehe, awesome, right? Hurry up and admire me more and praise me!"
“It’s really impressive.”
"Actually, I saw a figure next to the tree, it wasn't a smell at all..."
"Then why are you pretending to me?" The deer demon angrily gave the tiger demon a knife attack.
The tiger spirit covered his head in pain.
"What, what's wrong? I want to look cool sometimes!"
At this time, Yang Yang, who was behind the tree, looked at his shadow and found that he was indeed exposed behind the tree shadow. He couldn't help but be speechless.
"Who are you? Come out quickly! Otherwise, don't blame us for being cruel and ruthless!" The deer spirit warned Yang Yang while moving backwards, as if ready to run away at any time.
The tiger demon stared at the tree.
"Well, I have no ill intentions. How about we live in peace? I'm just passing by and will be gone soon..." Yang Yang poked his head out from behind the tree and said cautiously.
"Ah?!" The moment X2 saw Yang Yang, both girls were a little surprised. "Monster?"
"Hey, why are you so excited? Aren't you two monsters too?"
"Oh, that's how it is." The two female fairies accepted Yang Yang's complaints and calmed down instantly.
The tiger spirit looked at Yang Yang with a malicious smile on his face.
"You showed up at the perfect time!"
Hearing the tiger spirit's words, Yang Yang couldn't help swallowing.
Combined with the fact that the tiger demon just said she was very hungry, Yang Yang immediately felt the danger and turned around to run away.
No one knows better than Yang Yang how dangerous carnivorous monsters are.
"Stop! If you dare to run away, I will kill this child!" The tiger demon held the deer demon's hand, as if to tell Yang Yang that as long as she pinched the deer demon's hand, the deer demon would tighten its palm and crush the bird to death.
"Huh?" Yang Yang was a little dumbfounded and couldn't help but stop.
The reason why Yang Yang stopped was not because he felt threatened, but because he couldn't understand why the tiger spirit felt that she could threaten herself with the life of the bird.
"Hehe! It seems you are aware of your current situation~" The tiger spirit smiled proudly and licked his lips. "Little lamb spirit, you don't want this little bird to die because of you, right?"
Chapter 32 Help
Yang Yang was very familiar with the tiger spirit's words and tone.
It's usually that classic threatening tone of "Madam, you don't want your husband to lose his job, do you?"
Yang Yang didn't know how to complain.
"The Coercion of the Tiger Spirit"?
"Tiger Spirit's Rebellion"?
This is not good. I'm actually a little shaken inside.
I really don't want to run away like this.
If he was just raped, Yang Yang wouldn't care, but if he was eaten, Yang Yang would definitely run away.
So Yang Yang wanted to see what else the tiger demon would say.
"So, what do you want to do?"
"Hehe." The tiger spirit pointed smugly at the tree where the bird's nest was. "You, go squat there. You can replace me. Let the deer step on your shoulders and let her put the baby bird back!"
"..." Yang Yang doubted his ears, wondering if he had heard it wrongly. "Just like that?"
"what?"
"You just threatened me, even threatening the little bird's life to stop me from running away, just to get me to help you put the bird back into its nest?"
"Yes." Hu Zi nodded blankly, as if he didn't understand why Yang Yang asked that.
"Fuck! That's it? I thought you wanted to eat me, or force yourself on me!"
Until the tiger demon pointed at the tree, Yang Yang was still expecting in his heart that perhaps the tiger demon was preparing to use a very difficult posture with him and rape him.
That back-to-back position...
Although the posture is very difficult, Yang Yang is still very confident about her size.
"Who, who wants to force himself on you!" The tiger demon's eyes widened, and after realizing what was happening, a blush appeared on his face. "So do you want to help? If you don't, this child will, hehe~"
"Alright, Hu Zi...don't use that tone when communicating with someone you don't know well. Otherwise, they won't be able to tell if you're joking or serious." The deer spirit stepped forward and began to smooth things over, explaining to Yang Yang. "As you can see, I have antlers on my head, so there's no way Hu Zi can stand on my shoulders. I have to be on top, but Hu Zi is feeling a little unwell, so I'll have to ask you to do it."
"No problem, but before that, I have something I want to confirm with you~"
"Hmm? What's going on?"
Yang Yang didn't rush to explain to them, but walked up to Lu Zi first.
"Could you please open your mouth?"
Lu Zi was stunned for a moment, and then a smile appeared on her face. She probably guessed what Yang Yang wanted to confirm, but she didn't reject it at all. On the contrary, she also wanted to confirm it.
"To be fair, will you also let me smell your mouth for the scent of blood?"
"Of course!" In order to show his sincerity, Yang Yang opened his mouth first and let Lu Zi smell his mouth without any foul air.
Luzi nodded, then opened his mouth and let Yang Yang sniff it.
Yang Yang spent more than twice as much time sniffing as Lu Zi did.
The main reason was that Yang Yang felt that the smell of Lu Zi's mouth was very pleasant.
Combined with the conversation she just had with Hu Zi, the taste in her mouth should be the taste of the fruit they had eaten before.
Yang Yang made sure that there was no foul air in Lu Zi's mouth, and then his eyes fell on Hu Zi.
"What, what are you doing?" Hu Zi's expression was very unnatural, and he subconsciously took a step back.
"Hu Zi and I are both like each other, we have never eaten blood."
"I need to confirm this myself. I won't believe anyone else's words. Besides, unlike you, she's a carnivorous youkai."
Yang Yang was very persistent.
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