Maitreya Buddha continued to comfort Vimala, and then sighed and said.
"Viramā Bodhisattva, you should stay with me for the time being. Once everything is settled, your arm will naturally be returned to its rightful owner..."
"Eh? Wait a minute!" Looking at the appearance of Maitreya Buddha, it seemed that he was about to take Vimala away. Yang Yang was certainly not happy!
joke!
This is the 'foot-attribute Pokémon' that I risked my life to save... Ah, bah, a 'foot doll', how could I just hand it over to him like that?
But Yang Yang knew very well that he was not even a match for Huang Mei, let alone a match for the Maitreya Buddha of Huang Mei's master.
But still unwilling.
"Donor Sheep?"
"You monk are so unreasonable, aren't you? I was the one who saved Vimala Bodhisattva! What were you doing before? Now you suddenly show up, aren't you trying to steal the credit?"
"No, no, no, of course I won't take the credit away from you, the donor of the sheep. It was indeed you, the donor of the sheep, who saved Vimala Bodhisattva."
"Then let me save her to the end, and send the Buddha to the west! Leave the Bodhisattva Vimala to me, and let me take care of her for the rest of her life..."
"Donor Yang, I'm not exaggerating. I'm afraid your age isn't even a fraction of Vimala Bodhisattva's, and your lifespan certainly won't be comparable to hers. How can you even think of taking care of Vimala Bodhisattva for the rest of her life?"
"Damn it! Are you playing that theory of life span? Humans and female elves, humans and female fairies? It doesn't matter. As long as Vimala Bodhisattva and I are happy, that's all that's enough! Right? Vimala Bodhisattva..."
"Eh? This, this..." Bodhisattva Vimala was obviously at a loss for words after hearing Yang Yang's inexplicable words, and her face turned slightly red.
"Forgive me for speaking frankly. I do have my reasons for not being able to personally rescue Vimala Bodhisattva. Furthermore, the suffering Vimala Bodhisattva and his son endured was caused by someone who deliberately harmed them. Those people are not someone you, Donor Sheep, can handle. Therefore, please let Vimala Bodhisattva go with me."
"Wow, I won't do it! You must be planning to take Vimala away and do all kinds of bad things to her, right? As soon as you take Vimala away, your true colors will be exposed, revealing your ugly face, and you will say, 'Haha, now you are mine'. Then you will set your sights on Vimala's body, right? Even though she has no arms, her feet are still so cute and her legs are so sexy. You will definitely lick them several times a day, and then call it being Vimala's hand, but in the end you are touching places that should not be touched."
Vimala: “…”
Maitreya: “…”
Both Vimala and Maitreya were dumbfounded for a long time, and the atmosphere fell into a strange silence.
After a long time, Vimala Bodhisattva suddenly blushed and began to recite scriptures continuously, as if choosing to escape, calm his heart, and not care about what Yang Yang had just said.
Maitreya said to Yang Yang with a wry smile.
"Donor Yang, you're really worrying too much. First of all, both Bodhisattva Vimala and I have achieved enlightenment through cultivation and have long since shed those worldly desires."
"Huh? So you mean to say that what I said were actually my thoughts? Bastard! No, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!" Yang Yang glared at Maitreya angrily.
"I never said that." After a pause, Maitreya Buddha suddenly changed the subject. "Donor Yang, look at me..."
"what happened?"
"Donor Yang, what did you see?"
"Pervert."
Maitreya: “…”
Maitreya sighed helplessly, then asked Yang Yang again.
"Donor Yang, do you know what I see when I look at you?"
"Pervert?"
Miroku shook his head.
"Buddha!"
"what?"
"I have Buddha in my heart, so when you look at the sheep donor, you are Buddha. And when you look at what is in the sheep donor's heart, that is what I am."
"Damn, that reminds me of what I realized earlier: that prostitutes who see other women as prostitutes are also prostitutes. Are you going to say something like 'swearing at others is the same as scolding yourself' or 'scare yourself' next?"
"Amitabha, the donor is indeed intelligent."
I don’t have any wisdom at all, but I do have a great root!
hateful!
However, Yang Yang also sighed and then put on a serious expression.
“Passed!”
"Ok?"
Yang Yang said with a serious expression.
"What you just said was all a test from me. You're clearly far stronger than me, yet you didn't knock me out with a single blow and then say to Vimala Bodhisattva, 'Haha, you're mine.' You even had the patience to reason with someone like me who's being unreasonable. It's clear that you're the real Maitreya Buddha, not Huangmei in disguise! With someone like you like this, I can safely leave Vimala Bodhisattva to you!"
If Vimala's arms were still there, she would definitely cover her lips with her hands to hide her flushed and embarrassed face. However, now she could only turn away her blushing face and dared not look at Yang Yang.
"I see. I never thought that Donor Yang was so cunning and cunning, willing to risk his life to test me in such a self-deprecating way. Unfortunately, to avoid any further trouble and the presence of the heavenly beings, I will take my leave with Bodhisattva Vimala."
After Maitreya Buddha finished speaking, a cloud emerged from under his feet, lifted him and Vimala up, and slowly flew into the air. During this time, Maitreya Buddha put his palms together, as if to create a barrier to prevent people from seeing him, and instantly disappeared from Yang Yang's sight.
Yang Yang just felt that Maitreya Buddha should be flying towards the west, so he jogged after him.
"Wuwu... Vilampo, be happy~ From now on, I won't be in your world anymore! You must be happy! Ahhhhh... Bodhisattva, how can I live without you? Take me away... Waaaaaaah..."
Hidden in the air, Vimala was flying towards the west. He looked back at Yang Yang with a sad face.
Maitreya Buddha smiled bitterly with helplessness.
"This donor, Mr. Sheep, is really an interesting person~"
Chapter 131 Sixth Miss's Playmate
Yang Yang fell to his knees, crying heart-wrenchingly.
"Five, four, three, two, one, collect..."
The next moment, Yang Yang sat on the ground with a calm expression.
I guess Maitreya Buddha and Vimala have completely disappeared from my sight and can't see me anymore, so there's no need to waste my emotions on them.
Yang Yang lay on the ground, feeling extremely depressed.
Damn, all the plans were ruined by that little bald donkey.
Virupaksha's feet, Virupaksha's legs...
hateful!
In fact, before parting, Yang Yang still wanted to ask if he could give himself a chance to have sex with Vimala's feet.
But it is probably almost impossible.
Vimala would be a little shaken and hesitant, and even if he would eventually agree out of pity, it is estimated that Maitreya Buddha would "gentlemanly" stop Vimala as soon as he saw the slightest hesitation in him.
So Yang Yang knew that he would never succeed, so he used Vimalabo's feet to launch a shot.
It is better to remain a gentleman and decent in the end, so that if you have the chance to meet again in the future and there is no one who gets in the way, you can have sex with him.
After resting for a while, Yang Yang prepared to return to the Zhu family compound.
When he was still some distance away from the Zhu family compound, Yang Yang saw a scene.
Several little monsters from the Zhu family surrounded a child of about eleven or twelve years old.
The child knelt on the ground, trembling, his face full of fear.
Boy or girl?
Yang Yang couldn't tell the difference.
People of this era all had long hair, both boys and girls, so Yang Yang couldn't tell the gender.
In addition, the child was very handsome and even had a celebrity look, so Yang Yang subconsciously thought it was a girl.
So what happened?
Yang Yang asked the monster next to him and learned the situation.
This group of monsters were carrying out their mission and met the child on their way back. At first they thought the child was from a weaver's family in the Zhu family compound, so they called out to him casually.
Unexpectedly, when the child heard them calling him, he ran like crazy.
When the little demons saw him running, they immediately chased him. As a result, the child ran in such a hurry that he fell to the ground.
The little demons came closer and saw that it was a child, so they knew that the child was not from the Zhu family compound. After all, there were only a handful of children in the Zhu family compound, and some of them had lived there all year round. The demons knew them all, so they were discussing how to deal with the child.
"I guess they've believed the rumor again, thinking our Zhu family compound is full of gold. They're the thieves who came looking for treasure. There's no need to send them to Pansi Cave and seal them in cocoons. Brothers, why don't you just eat them directly? Steward Yang, do you want to join us?"
The monster knew that Yang Yang did not eat blood, but he still asked this question just to be polite.
Yang Yang felt a little complicated.
Yang Yang had served Zi Zhu'er for decades, and he was no longer so opposed to the monsters eating blood. However, seeing such a young child being eaten by these monsters, Yang Yang still felt a little bit reluctant.
But they were the ones who discovered the child. In addition, the Zhu family compound had indeed been broken into twice before by thieves who aimed to steal the treasures of the Zhu family compound. It was not known whether the child came here out of greed.
Also, the little demons were already so polite, so Yang Yang naturally couldn't persuade them to let the child go, so he helplessly prepared to turn around and leave.
"Ah!" A figure suddenly dropped from the sky, landing in front of the child. It let out an alluring cry, then retracted its web and raised its arms 45 degrees to the side, striking a self-proclaimed, handsome pose. "What are you going to do?"
"Eh? Sixth Young Madam?" Several monsters made surprised noises.
Yang Yang was also speechless.
Ziliu.
Miss Six's palm shot out a spider web, which hit a fairy in the face.
The fairy frantically pulled the spider web off her face with her hands. Fortunately, Miss Six still had some sense and did not attach mucus to the spider web she shot out, allowing the fairy to pull the spider web off her face and avoid the risk of suffocation.
"No, you should ask me 'Who are you?'" Miss Six put her hands on her waist, looking very dissatisfied.
"Eh? But the Sixth Young Madam is the Sixth Young Madam... The little guys... Hey!? Come, who are you?" A little demon couldn't understand the situation at first, but when he saw that the Sixth Young Madam was about to shoot spider silk at him again, he immediately understood and asked according to what the Sixth Young Madam taught him.
Miss Six took a deep breath and put her hands in the 45-degree position again.
"I, a friend of justice! Spider-Man!"
Yang Yang yawned, turned around silently and prepared to go back to the Zhu family compound to take a shower and sleep.
Although it is not time to go to bed yet, he needs to catch up on his sleep now.
Yang Yang will have a fierce battle with the eldest lady in the evening.
"Hey, Butler Yang!" Seeing Yang Yang about to leave, Miss Six quickly ran to him and tugged at his arm. "Is that so?"
"what?"
"Is this the Spider-Man you're talking about?"
"Did I ever say anything like that?"
"Yes! I remember one banquet, you were a little drunk, and you were calling each other brothers with a wild boar demon from Wushan. You mentioned Spider-Man, who could shoot spider silk from his hands, and was a superhero, a righteous ally, and so on..."
Yang Yang fell into recollection.
No, I feel like I have some impression of it, but at the same time, I don’t feel like I have any impression of it. Was it because I drank too much at that time?
Why do I remember talking about something erotic with that wild boar demon?
On TikTok, there are those women wearing tight Spider-Man costumes, or should I say Venom Spider-Man costumes? They're very form-fitting and sexy, like tights, with a visual impact similar to pantyhose.
Similar clothing includes tight leather pants, sports pants, and those Japanese "female investigators". In short, it's the kind of clothing that makes many people ask themselves, "Will my fart bulge if I wear this?"
I guess I just said it casually at that time, but when Miss Six suddenly came to ask me, although I was drunk at the time, facing the innocent Miss Six who was still a child, I switched modes by default and said the same lewd thing about the female Venom Spider-Man to the wild boar demon, right?
"Ah, yes, I remember! Very handsome, Sixth Young Madam! You are worthy of being a partner of justice!" Yang Yang said flatteringly, although he disagreed in his heart and was very perfunctory.
"Hehe..." However, the Sixth Miss, who was praised by Yang Yang, smiled shyly and looked back at the goblins. "I'll take this child away! As a righteous partner, I won't stand by and watch someone die!"
"Eh? Sixth Young Madam..." Several fairies followed Miss Liu for a while, obviously wanting to dissuade her, but were afraid of Sixth Young Madam's power and did not dare to complain. They just said that they felt it was inappropriate.
"Stop talking nonsense. Haven't you suffered enough?" Miss Liu raised her arms and glared at the little demons, as if she was about to attack and shoot out spider silk.
The little demons immediately ran away with their heads in their hands, and ran behind Yang Yang, stamping their feet and beating their chests to talk to Yang Yang.
"Butler Yang, please go and persuade the Sixth Young Madam! We don't know where that little human ghost came from. If anything happens to him, how can we bear the consequences?"
Yang Yang couldn't bear to see the child die in the mouths of the monsters, so he naturally wouldn't speak for them, but instead said to them.
"It's no use telling me! Just follow closely and then tell the other young ladies! Even if something really happens then, it won't be your fault."
"Yes."
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