The eldest lady continued to explain.

"Although Master-Uncle covets the Scorpion family's heir, he is also wary! He can't let one family dominate the family. If my second sister marries the eldest son of the Scorpion family, the other sons of the Scorpion family will definitely be suppressed by Master-Uncle."

Yang Yang suddenly realized and smiled gently.

"I see. No wonder I felt like the young masters of the Scorpion family weren't getting along. The brothers were so competitive and trying to outdo each other. Just like the last time we met, the eldest son of the Scorpion family said, 'If all my sisters like me, there's going to be some resentment.' Putting aside that confident attitude, it's as if, because of his family background, he's assumed your sisters' relationship isn't as harmonious as their brothers'."

"Hehe, Yanglang, you are right."

"But Miss, you really understand the ways of the world too well. You completely saw through the minds of the Scorpion Family and the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord. How great!"

"You, you just realized it?"

"No, I've noticed it a long time ago! Otherwise, how could I like you so much?"

"Grumpy."

"By the way, those young masters of the Scorpion family really amused me. Logically speaking, their mother should have died before Sun Wukong obtained the true scriptures, right?"

"Yes."

"Then why do they call you sisters? Don't they call you old?"

"They do it to show respect."

"Oh? Then I respect you too, good sister."

"Hate, hate~" Although she knew that Yang Yang's calling her "good sister" was meant to be a joke, the young lady still felt her body go limp.

"Hate? Then I won't call you that?"

"Don't... ever ask me to do that again..." The young lady blushed and added, "Only tonight."

Although she is not much younger than Yang Yang, because Yang Yang followed his mother earlier, the seniority of the two makes the eldest lady always treat Yang Yang as an elder.

Being called "good sister" by Yang Yang at this time gave her a completely different feeling.

It's similar to the way a couple interacts with each other, calling each other "Dad" and "Mom".

"Okay, good sister, the bad brother is coming~"

"You, you are so annoying! Don't be so frivolous and vulgar."

"hey-hey."

"You dirty bastard!" The young lady's face flushed as she spat.

Then she felt Yang Yang rip open her colorful clothes, like a child asking for breast milk, which immediately made her motherly love overflow. She raised her head and pressed the back of Yang Yang's head tightly with both hands...

"Don't humiliate my sister..."

……

Ever since he saw Maitreya last night, Yang Yang felt as calm as if he were a cancer patient who knew that he had not much time left.

After all, I've died many times.

This is the longest life I have ever lived.

There is even a sense of satisfaction that comes from being a parent seeing your child grow up.

Should I make a 'bucket list' and 'keep a clean record in this world' next?

Yang Yang took out all his savings over the years, but it wasn't much.

The main reason was that Yang Yang didn't have much expenses on a daily basis, and the Zhu family compound provided him with food and drink, so Yang Yang never asked for any salary or benefits. After the second young lady took charge of the family, she never mentioned anything like a salary increase to her.

Yang Yang, the eldest daughter and the second daughter asked for leave, and then made a hat to cover their horns.

Although Yang Yang is now able to completely transform into a human form and can make the sheep's horns disappear, he does not want to continue wasting mana on such things.

Then Yang Yang secretly went to Zhuzi Country alone.

People always talk about Zhuzi Country, Zhuzi Country, but this is Yang Yang’s first time there.

Zhuzi Country is very prosperous, and it is also Yang Yang's first time to come to a country where humans gather, so it is inevitable that he will be regarded as a bumpkin.

Yang Yang's mentality was that he was aware that he was about to die, so he was neither angry nor annoyed.

If Yang Yang sees someone wearing clothes made of agarment on the street, he can't help but look at them, feeling a sense of pride in his heart.

The silly look on his face when he stared at others made others laugh at him.

It was because Yang Yang was handsome that most of the female relatives smiled with their hands covering their mouths, thinking it was cute and novel.

Men do not hide their contempt.

Ah, the special employment center for women - the *hospital.

Yang Yang stared blankly, and many female practitioners waved to Yang Yang. After all, they were all entertaining guests, and they were more willing to receive guests like Yang Yang.

I really want to indulge myself...

But what should you do if you get a sexually transmitted disease?

Forget it.

It is said that Liu Bang's son, Emperor Hui of Han, Liu Ying, was forced by his mother, Empress Lü, to marry his sister's daughter, Zhang Yan, who was only eleven years old, in order to consolidate the power of her family. However, Liu Bang never favored Zhang Yan in his entire life.

Even though he was forced to sleep in the same bed with Zhang Yan due to his mother's coercion and was overheard by the eunuchs, he did not do anything to Zhang Yan.

Liu Ying died at the age of 25, while Zhang Yan died at the age of 40. She was castrated by the palace maids, but they found that she was still virgin.

Zhang Yan used her lifelong self-discipline to maintain the innocence of herself and Liu Ying.

Therefore, Yang Yang did not want to be discovered to have a sexually transmitted disease when his body was being cleaned after his death. At that time, Zi Zhu'er and the eldest lady would go together to check whether they were infected with the disease.

Does that look good?

Even though I'm not chaste at all.

Yang Yang wandered around Zhuzi Country and bought a lot of gifts.

The most thoughtful items were the silver bracelets bought for Zi Zhu'er, the eldest lady, and the bee spirit.

The reason why Yang Yang didn't buy jade was that he was worried about it being damaged, so he thought it would be better to buy something that was easier to preserve.

The reason why Yang Yang didn't buy gold was because he was short of money.

If Yang Yang had money, he would have wanted to smash all his teeth and replace them with gold ones so that if they were eaten by someone, the person who ate him would not have excessive heavy metal levels.

By the way, if I die, Purple Spider won’t eat me, right?

Try to please Zi Zhu'er as much as possible.

Yang Yang asked craftsmen to inlay words on the silver bracelets for the eldest lady, the bee spirit, and Zi Zhu'er respectively.

'Spider Silk Sheep Tracks', 'Bees and Sheep Guess', 'Loved...'

perfect.

This way, Zi Zhu'er won't have the heart to eat herself, right?

I have already used all my life's learning!

I don’t know if the third young lady will be fascinated by her cultural heritage.

Ah, there is a fan with the name "Luo Yin" written on it!

Was it written by Luo Yin himself?

Never mind, just buy it and give it to the third young lady.

As for the Second Young Lady, I don't know what gift to give her. Since she's the head of the household, likes money, and wants a betrothal gift! ——Then why not buy her a purse? It's similar to a wallet, right?

As for the fourth young lady, she has a cold personality, likes to practice swordplay, and may even be sexually apathetic.

Erotic pictures?

Treat her frigidity?

Kidding.

It will kill people!

Someone died in advance!

I feel like the Fourth Young Lady hates me, and probably doesn't want to see my things stay with me, right?

Just buy some cakes. They will be gone once you eat them, and you will never be reminded of the person you hate when you see them.

Fifth Miss.

Erotic pictures!

I am just joking.

So beautiful, so cute, she is the one I admire the most!

Cosmetics bar.

Rouge will do.

You must become a popular girl~

Maybe he will become a big star.

A popular idol among fairies.

But be careful of the unspoken rules~

I heard about an incident.

There was a small leader in heaven who harassed a female star and wanted to take advantage of her. His name was Marshal Tianpeng, and the star he teased was called Chang'e. As a result, the small leader was raped.

Sixth Miss?

An oversized female massage tool, the same size as me, Yang...

Nonsence!

But in fact, it will come in handy sooner or later.

I also came here as a child.

This kind of thing is very normal.

Just imagine, if when you were twelve years old, a caring adult gave you a super realistic silicone doll, wouldn’t you be so happy?

Well, it’s still a toy that children like.

After all, toys are the best thing for children.

A puppet is similar to a doll, right?

There are also bamboo dragonflies.

Is there a chastity belt?

I still worry about that kid...

Chapter 134: Weasel Spirit

After buying the gifts, Yang Yang prepared to return to the Zhu family compound.

However, on the way back, I deviated from the direction and ended up in a small village that I had not passed by on the way here.

It was nothing at first, but Yang Yang's attention was attracted by a group of villagers gathered in the distance.

Yang Yang looked at the sun and felt that it was probably around eight o'clock in the morning.

Logically speaking, at this time, villagers are usually busy with their lives.

If you want to shoot a TikTok video, you have to add a background music of "We are all trying hard to live".

It is obviously abnormal for so many villagers to gather together.

In Yang Yang's memory, it seems that such dense gatherings of villagers in the village are usually the kind of cult activities seen in Japan's 18-banned anime.

Pig gods, snake gods, running for village chief, fulfilling the duties of a shrine maiden...

In short, it is to engage in multiplayer sports.

Out of curiosity, Yang Yang squeezed into the crowd.

It was completely different from what Yang Yang expected.

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