.......
The next morning.
Green, who had been working and organizing materials last night, had not yet woken up, but Nikki and the others' dormitory was already in commotion.
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Nien: "Do you know what holiday today is?"
Anis: "April Fools' Day?"
Nian: "Yes, this is the first time I'm celebrating April Fools' Day with Master. Let's play a trick on him, shall we? Rabbi, you don't mind, right?"
Rabbi: “….”
Rabbi: “It’s up to you.”
Marian: "April Fool's Day? Is it a holiday where you can play a prank on people openly?"
Nian: "Well, I have an idea, jiligua...jiligua..."
Anis: "Oh, that's interesting! Let's do it!"
Green finally woke up when the sunlight shone through the window onto the bed.
But when he woke up, he felt that the bed under him was creaking and seemed to be about to collapse at any time. When he looked closely, he found that he was not the only one sleeping in the bed.
Laby and Marian lay on his left and right in the bed, while Anis and Nian lay beside him with smiles on their faces. The four of them deliberately acted shy, as if they had done something extraordinary last night.
"Why are all of you in my bed?" Green, who had just woken up, was a little confused.
He didn't ask anyone to come to his room last night.
Seeing his silly expression, Anis grinned, quickly raised a finger and said seriously, "Commander, you really have a bad memory. You did something so incredible last night, and you still dare to act stupid?"
"Uh, what's the big deal?"
"Nian, you speak first."
"I'm the first victim!" Nian said aggrievedly, hugging a pillow. "Last night, Master lost his beastly nature and did this and that to me! He almost broke my tiny body!"
"But I was organizing the materials last night." Green wondered.
"You still dare to quibble! Marianne, it's your turn now!" Agnes pointed at Marianne.
"It's all the commander's fault. I'm pregnant now, and he has to take responsibility." Marian lied seriously. Seeing everyone's laughing faces, she added, "This is true!"
"I do not believe."
Green chuckled.
Although Nian acted very similarly, Marian's words were not convincing.
"Don't you believe it? Commander, you really don't want to take responsibility. But it doesn't matter. It's your turn, Rabbi!"
"Commander, you were truly unstoppable last night."
"They actually took all four of us..."
Lavi's face flushed and he turned away shyly.
Her blushing face made Green a little uneasy.
If it were anyone else, he might not believe it.
But if it was Rabi who said it, it would make him hesitate.
After all, that was Rabbi.
Nikki, his most trusted deputy and the most indispensable person in the outpost, how could she lie to me?
Could it be that he really was sleepwalking last night, and acted like an animal and did such a thing to the four people?
He was fooled by a prank designed by four people.
Green is feeling very confused right now.
Did he really do it?
But why don’t I have any memory at all?
But if it really happened, as the commander of Nikki and the others, I still have to take responsibility.
"I see."
"I will be responsible."
After learning from his mistakes, Green finally made up his mind to shoulder these four heavy responsibilities.
But can Nikki really have children?
I'd better find some time to ask Ingrid later.
Seeing the heavy expression on his face, Anis and the others finally couldn't hold it in any longer.
"puff..."
"Hahahaha!"
"Master, you really believe it!"
"Commander, I fooled you, hehe~"
"I didn't expect you to be tricked by us, Commander."
Looking at the four funny guys with expressions that couldn't be suppressed, Green couldn't help laughing himself.
"You guys actually teamed up to deceive me."
"Even Rabbi said so, and I really believed it."
"Commander, today is April Fool's Day. You've been fooled, haven't you?" Rabbi smiled and told the truth: "On this day, lying is allowed."
"What April Fool's Day? Commander, don't believe it. Rabi is lying to you!"
"That's right, today is not April Fools' Day at all, Master, please don't be fooled."
"real or fake?"
"Of course it's true. Hey, Commander, you said you'd take responsibility, right?" Anis grabbed Green's hand and pleaded with a smile, "Can you buy me a small gift? I want limited edition albums by SPOTLIGHT and Eterna SKY. Please, Commander~"
"Master, you have to be responsible for me too!" Nian also hugged his other arm, blinking aggrievedly. "Even yesterday, you transformed into a beast and did so many excessive things to me. How about asking Paradise for some new firearms for me?"
"Commander, you must be responsible for me!" Marian sat directly on Green's chest and said seriously: "I am pregnant, so Commander must marry me!"
"......"
"Where is Rabbi?"
Green looked at Rabbi, who had not yet asked him to take responsibility.
Rabi cleared his throat, but said shamelessly, "Since you've taken the initiative to say so, then please take on the responsibility of being your boyfriend, Commander."
"......"
"Is today April Fool's Day?"
Feeling helpless, Green spent another noisy morning with the four little ones.
........
At noon, Green went to the cafeteria in the park to have a meal.
By the way, I played a little April Fool's joke on an acquaintance I met in the cafeteria.
"Noah, you look so plump today."
"Eh? Real or fake?"
"Really, it feels like my breasts are several times bigger than before."
"Hehe, there's nothing I can do about it. After all, I'm the invincible Lord Noah. I promise it will get bigger in the future. After all, I'm still growing." Noah grinned, obviously not realizing that this was an April Fool's joke.
"Harlan, do you want to see my giant lizard?"
Green turned and said to Harlan who was eating lunch next to him.
Big lizard?
Harlan thought about it for a moment, then glanced at his crotch.
Is this the big lizard he mentioned?
"Okay, I'll come find you tonight."
"Wash the lizard clean. I want to see how big it is."
"I'm talking about a real big lizard." Green said seriously, remembering a lizard he picked up on the roadside that morning.
"Of course I know it's a real giant lizard." Harlan showed an ambiguous expression of having tasted the sweetness of it. "I will dress up nicely before going over. I hope your giant lizard won't disappoint me too much."
"By the way, Isabel, do you want something hot too?" Green stroked the sweet potato he picked up in the vegetable garden in the morning and decided to bake it for them in the evening.
"Something hot?"
"I understand, my love."
"I'll definitely savor that hot stuff."
Isabel blushed.
Sure enough, the so-called hot thing is that thing!
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Isabel held her flushed cheeks, imagining the charming scene of the night, and even didn't want to eat the fried pork chop in her mouth.
Ha ha.
Everyone was fooled.
Green had a smug smile on his face.
It's really fun to lie to people on April Fool's Day.
He could already imagine the stunned expressions on Isabel and Harlan's faces when they arrived in the evening.
"I'm really looking forward to tonight."
"Well, after dinner, why don't you go and play with Dorothy?"
.......
April Fools' Day in the paradise was full of joy and harmony.
But Shuen couldn't bear to see Green living so comfortably.
When she woke up that morning, she immediately grabbed a few copywriters from her building who were good at writing public relations reports and told them to do something not very glorious.
Several middle-level employees who were suddenly summoned to the CEO's office looked at each other in confusion, feeling as if they were sitting on pins and needles.
Everyone knows that Shuen is always moody.
Even if you work diligently and do your best, even to the extent of cleaning even the edges and corners of the windows, as long as she doesn't like you, she will have plenty of reasons to make trouble for you.
But even so.
These corporate employees still don't want to be fired.
After all, their salaries are not low as they work at the headquarters of Missilis, the top company in Ark. If they lose this income, how can they pay their mortgage?
The employees were feeling uneasy.
Shu En, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke in a troubled tone: "Hey, why do you all look like you've eaten shit? Are you so unhappy at work?"
“No, I’m very happy!”
"It is an honor I received in my previous life to be able to work for Missilis, Master Shuen!"
"Yes, yes, me too, Miss Shuen. Please go ahead and push me!"
Shuen muttered to himself when he saw the employees' hysterical and enthusiastic appearance.
Although her reputation is not very good, it shouldn't be enough to scare these people like this, right?
Forget it.
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