"Such a ridiculous and bloody plot, I think it's unlikely to exist in reality."
As Ouyang Jun said this, he gradually lost confidence and looked at Chizuka and Takina silently. At this time, after some confusion in early spring, Ouyang Jun also realized that the situation of Chizuka and Takina seemed to be really similar to that in the TV series, with a lively and energetic girl with blonde hair and a quiet girl with long black straight hair.
And it seems that they are all called blonde losers.
"Senior, what's with the look in your eyes?"
Qian Shu's eyes widened as he looked at Ouyang Falcon in disbelief. "Senior, if you say those four words, I will fight you to the death right now!"
Qianshu sat in a wheelchair with her teeth bared, as if she would climb up and bite Ouyang Falcon to death if he dared to call her a loser. She would not even want her own heart. She would bite Ouyang Falcon to death first and then commit suicide, dying for Ouyang Falcon and making Takina regret it for the rest of her life.
After glaring back at Ouyang Xuan, Qianshu could finally start eating the crepe in his hand. With his eyes still fixed on Ouyang Xuan, he opened his mouth and tilted his head to tear off a large piece of crepe, chewing it hard. The sourness and regret that surged from his heart made the crepe in Qianshu's hand no longer so sweet.
"What about the other two?"
Takina looked towards the bushes where Hatsuharu had rushed out. According to what Hatsuharu had just said, Umi and Rei should still be hiding in the bushes.
Under Takina's searching gaze, the moment Hatsuharu rushed out, her position was exposed. Ruiko and Umigumi silently parted the grass and walked out with a wry smile. Unlike Hatsuharu who was shaped like a child and wearing a simple blue dress with floral patterns, Ruiko wore a light blue short jacket and jeans, which was a boyish style and very handsome, while Umigumi's outfit was quite unusual.
The thick black cloth was used to sew the skirt into a maid outfit, and the sleeves were very long, which could completely cover Hai Meng's hands. The stockings on her legs had all kinds of delicate and beautiful lace carvings, turning Hai Meng's originally ivory-white legs into exquisite and gorgeous black Roman columns. What was even more eye-catching was that Hai Meng's blonde hair had turned into short dark purple hair.
It is the cosplay of Kuroe Shizuku from the slimy second-generation female series.
"Ah, Senior, what a coincidence! I didn't expect to run into you here. Haha, the weather is so nice today, with a clear sky and no sun. It's perfect for an outing and a picnic."
Ruizi spoke awkwardly, her speech system seemed to be broken and her words were incoherent.
"Hey hey senior."
Haimeng raised her arms high in the air, her sleeves tucked inside. "Are you dating Takina now? You were just exchanging crepes, just like the male and female protagonists in a comic. So romantic!"
With a big neck grab, Lei Zi didn't elbow Hai Meng, but grabbed Hai Meng's neck and pushed her down.
"Haimeng, this Shura Field, Shura Field, aren't you a 2D person? You should know this kind of Shura Field. Not only did you not try to calm things down, but you are actually adding fuel to the fire! Didn't you see it? When Chuchun rushed out just now, Qianshu's eyes looked like they were dead."
"I know, that's why I want to see a more intense Shura Field! The 2D world loves this kind of thing the most! Let the senior turn the Shura Field into a harem! Sleep together under the same big quilt!"
This classic scene from a two-dimensional romance anime made Hai Meng's face flush with excitement. If Chuchun hadn't rushed out first, she would have been the first one to rush out.
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Chapter 56 I have become a good little Shizuku.
"You two-dimensional people~"
Looking at Haimeng's excited expression, Leizi knew that she could not persuade her anymore, so she could only give up and pray for Qianshu.
During the time she had known and interacted with Haimeng, Leizi had already realized one thing: once Haimeng set his mind on something, even a hundred cows couldn't pull him back, especially if it involved the two-dimensional world or Cosplay.
Now Hai Meng has obviously entered the so-called Shura Field spectator mode that is most loved by the two-dimensional world. Under the assumption that Ouyang Falcon will sleep with Chizuka Takina's big quilt, Hai Meng just wants to enjoy the joy of appreciating the tsundere girl who falls behind because of her tsundereness, and then realizes her inner feelings and catches up. This is much more exciting than watching cartoons.
Yes, in Haimeng's eyes, compared to the frank Takina, Chitose who makes excuses for herself is just a tsundere. It's just that she is too tsundere and not tsundere enough. She doesn't seem like the tsundere of the ancient times, but she is just as cute, because tsundere is the best!
"Hehe, so are you dating Takina now? We are all adults here, adults who can fall in love. Please don't fool us and answer our questions directly."
After discussing with Lei Zi, Hai Meng continued to jump out.
"Yes, I'm dating a senior now."
Without waiting for Ouyang Xuan to answer, Takina came up first and put her arm around Ouyang Xuan's arm.
"Ohhhh~ Congratulations."
Hai Meng said congratulations, but his eyes drifted to Qian Shu, but Qian Shu was eating cakes with revenge, ignoring Hai Meng, "We came here so suddenly, will we disturb the senior and Takina and Qian Shu's date?"
"It's just that Qianshu was too bored staying in the hospital, so we brought him out to get some fresh air."
Ouyang Xuan had already said that he would, but he only said half of it. He did not say that he was kicked out, but only that he came out.
"It's really boring. Most of Tokyo has a power outage right now, and many places are closed."
Although Hai Meng sounded regretful, the fact that he didn't have to go to class still revealed his true feelings.
"What happened to Qian Shu?"
Finally, after a while of commotion, someone noticed that Chizuki was in a wheelchair. Leizi asked worriedly, "Is Chizuki sick?"
"Miss Jinmu had a heart attack and a car accident. Wow, it's so tragic."
Chuchun is about to cry again.
"Don't force the plot of morning dramas on me. I'm not that miserable."
Qianzhu was chewing a crepe and her words were a little unclear.
"Well, Chitose didn't have a car accident or a heart attack."
Takina came forward to clarify for Chitsuka, "Chitsuka was just too excited yesterday and wanted to slide down the stairs like an elementary school boy. As a result, she lost her balance and fell, spraining her ankle. It will be fine in a few days."
"Hey, is that so?"
Because of Chizuki's athletic talent and lively personality, Ruizi and Kaimeng did not doubt whether Chizuki could do it at first, but directly asked if she had done it.
"Is that so...?"
Takina had already given the explanation, so Chizuka could only eat it silently.
"Qian Shu, who has such good athletic ability, actually fell down the stairs and twisted her ankle. This is what they call a capsize in the gutter."
Haimeng, who worked with Qianshu for a period of time and was voted the cutest waiter by Liko Liko even though Liko Liko passed away temporarily, is still aware of Qianshu's athletic ability. After seeing Qianshu running to the third-floor roof like parkour and saving a cat with the help of scaffolding, Haimeng said that Qianshu can definitely participate in the Olympics, but Qianshu fooled her by saying that she doesn't like going abroad.
"So what are you guys planning to do?"
Ouyang Xuan asked curiously.
"Hum hum."
Hai Meng put her hands on her hips and pulled the corners of her mouth up to the sides, making her mouth into a C shape.
"I've already released my cosplay, haven't you guessed what I'm going to do, senior?"
Raising her hands, Hai Meng turned in front of Ouyang Falcon and said, "And this outfit, does it look familiar to you, Senior? This was the first time we met."
"Could it be that Senior can also make Cosplay costumes?"
Ruizi was surprised.
"No, I'm going to buy action figures. I'm going to grab the last one with Hai Meng. The action figure we'll grab is this character's action figure."
"But the last time I went to Senpai's house, I didn't see that out-of-print Shizuku figurine. Did you keep it? Even if you return it to the box, you have to avoid direct sunlight, otherwise the pattern on the box will fade. If it's just Shizuku on the figurine box, and it fades or becomes blurred, I would be very sad."
"Um, that..."
Ouyang Xuan thought back to his previous visit to Ma Er's house, and his cabinet of figurines categorized by work, and said, "They should be in my friend's figurine cabinet right now, gathering dust with a bunch of naked women figurines."
"Hmm? Ashes?"
Hai Meng's smile remained.
"He has quite a lot of figurines, and he often works until he's exhausted. He's on business trips for quite a while, so he doesn't often clean up the spills on his figurines."
"oh oh."
Hai Meng put his hands together under his chin, "So, that friend of yours, who asked you to come all the way from the island country to marry Shizuku, not only placed Shizuku among a bunch of shameless female figurines, but also ignored her, letting a layer of dust settle on Shizuku's flawless skin and beautiful clothes, right, Senior?"
"Although some of your wording is a bit strange, but overall, it should be correct."
Ouyang Jun answered very quickly, so quickly that Takina's hand, which was constantly pulling at the corner of Ouyang Jun's clothes, almost left an afterimage and could not be held back.
"Yeah, I understand."
Hai Meng held up Ouyang Falcon's hand and said, "Senior, can you please kill him? Kill that bastard who defiled and delayed Shizuku."
"Kill him, kill him..."
Hai Meng smiled but her smile was emotionless. She just kept muttering to herself. This was a sign of an imminent mental breakdown after enduring a huge mental shock. The hand that held Ouyang Jun's hand was also very strong, and every joint was shaking from the exertion.
"Haha, that guy who snatched Shizuku from me and bullied her like that, he deserves to be killed..."
Hai Meng kept muttering as if he was broken.
"Stupid Haimeng, wake up quickly!"
Lei Zi used a knife to bring Hai Meng back from her dazed state.
"Tear! You heard it too, right? Yes, Shizuku is being abused now, and I have to go protect her."
"She wasn't abused, Haimeng."
Lei Zi's voice became extremely gentle. She gently held Hai Meng in her arms and patted Hai Meng's head.
"But, but Senior just said that Shizuku-chan is being abused now."
"No, Hai Meng."
Lei Zi's tone was very gentle, but her eyes were helpless. She gave Ouyang Falcon a look that probably meant, "Look at what you have done, senior."
"You are wearing Shizuku's clothes now, and your eyes and hair are Shizuku's color. You are Shizuku! You are becoming Shizuku!"
"I'm fine, becoming Shizuku..."
"That's right, you are Shizuku herself now. You are here right now, so how could you be mistreated in a foreign country?"
"Yup!"
Hai Meng jumped out of Lei Zi's arms as if waking from a dream, "I am Shizuku now, I am right here, I am not on the mainland, yeah, that's it."
Just like what was said before, Hai Meng is in a state close to mental breakdown. Just a little hint is needed to make Hai Meng break out of the paranoid mode. However, the paranoia often goes in another direction, and Lei Zi can't do anything about it. As long as she is not killed, she will get stuck in a dead end.
Chuchun didn't seem surprised by Leizi's precise control and comforting of Haimeng. She had seen these things several times in the past few days and was used to it. In fact, it was not that Leizi knew any mind control or something. The reason why she could mobilize Haimeng's emotions and mood so well was, to use an old saying from the mainland, that she was easy to fool. If we use animals to make a ranking, when it comes to the two-dimensional and Cos content, Haimeng's easy-to-fool level is Paramecium.
When Ruizi was making the Shizuku cosplay costume that Umi is wearing, she had already seen and mastered the technique of soothing Umi. She had practiced it to the highest level of proficiency in just two weeks. On the one hand, Ruizi was gifted, and on the other hand, Umi provided her with too many opportunities to practice.
Hatsuharu was not surprised by this, but Ouyang Shun, Takina and Chizuka had never seen it. In their view, Ruiko was like the villain in the movie, who flattered and comforted Haimeng with hugs and pats on the head. She was so skilled that even the top male escorts in the male escort club might not be able to do it so quickly.
How about we cosplay together, cosplay for a lifetime?
"Tear, Lulutia's magic cannot be used in strange places. Mind control is not allowed, whether it is used on people in the inner world or the outer world."
Ouyang Xuan said earnestly, "If you need it, I can help you destroy the evidence, but you have to promise not to use it again in the future. I don't want you to go astray."
"what?"
Lei Zi was stunned for a moment, but her clever little head quickly reacted and she quickly explained, "Senior! You misunderstood. I didn't use any mind control magic on Hai Meng, and I don't know how to do it. In the magic encyclopedia that Miss Lulutia gave me, there's only one dream control magic that might be suitable."
"It's because of my understanding of human nature and my full knowledge of Hai Meng, as well as our interactions over the past period of time, that I know how to comfort Hai Meng when she suddenly loses her mind."
Leizi racked her brains to come up with a fitting analogy. "It's like raising a cat. After raising it for a long time, you'll naturally learn some things about cats, like whether its meowing means it wants to eat or go to the bathroom."
"Lift your foot and you'll know whether you want to go big or small."
Ouyang Xuan also thought of a metaphor.
"Although the senior's metaphor is a bit disgusting, it is like this."
"Understanding people's hearts, knowing individuals, and interacting with them over a period of time..."
Qianshu pondered the meaning of these words, and finally formed a pattern in his head.
"Isn't this the same tactic used by those scumbags in the movies who try to scam people out of their money and bodies? Could it be..."
"No problem! Chizuka, stop imagining things. If you keep talking nonsense, I'll mobilize all my friends to vote for Takina in the next poll for the cutest waitress in Riko Riko, and Chizuka will never be the cutest waitress in Riko Riko."
"How can you do this?! Cutting off the firewood is too much!"
"Qianshu was the first to overdo it. I'm just giving him a taste of his own medicine."
Listening to Ruiko and Chizuka's quarrel, Hatsuharu didn't think they were quarreling. As she listened, the words Chizuka and Ruiko used became more and more complicated and profound. Hatsuharu's little brain couldn't handle it anymore, and her CPU was working hard to overclock in an attempt to understand the words Chizuka and Ruiko used in their quarrel.
Hatsuharu is like a god sent from heaven to computers, but when facing Guowen, her strength suddenly returns to the level of an ordinary junior high school student. Qianzhu is the strongest Rikolis, not only in combat, but also in cultural subjects. Qianzhu is not bad either. It's just because of her overly jumpy personality that many people ignore that Qianzhu is also a top student.
As for the source of Ruizi's reserve of sophisticated words, it is relatively simple, because some urban legends are embellished with these seemingly difficult and profound words. As the self-proclaimed number one urban legend enthusiast and master in the island nation, Ruizi learned these words naturally.
Feeling that Qianshu and Leizi were going to bicker endlessly, Ouyang Xuan spoke up to stop them.
"So, Ruizi, you guys came out to take pictures?"
Ouyang Jun noticed the camera on Lei Zi's neck.
"That's right!"
Hai Meng came back again, "We are here today to shoot the main film of Shizuku's cosplay. Because of the power outage, our school is closed and there is no electricity at home, so we came out together to shoot the main film and have fun at the same time."
"Also, we found a very suitable place, just like the school in the game."
Hai Meng handed a flyer to Ouyang Jun. On it was a picture of an English-style building and a blonde beauty leading a horse passing in front of the camera. Written in beautiful handwriting on it were the words "Tokyo Chinese Equestrian Association Open Day."
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