It's useless to call the police. This is a family matter. Even if the police come, they will just criticize and educate him in a perfunctory manner. Not only will it have little effect, it may also make him even more angry.

And the bird obviously couldn't watch him 24 hours a day, so he had to think of a permanent solution.

The system thinks for five seconds: [Kill him?]

Cat Number Four strongly objects: "No! Even a cognitive impairment technique won't work on a murder this strong."

"Dude, you're definitely going to be arrested and put in jail!"

Speaking of which, magic like cognitive impairment is actually quite useless. Not only is it ineffective against people with good luck, but it will also be affected by the user's behavior.

For example, if you slap someone passing by, the cognitive impairment treatment will have little effect on that person, and he will immediately grab you and start fighting with you.

However, if it involves something as intensely stimulating as murder, the technique will not be effective at all.

In short, you cannot break the law or commit crimes... After all, this is a small world with a complete legal system.

"I might have to stay in this little world for quite some time," Xiao Niao murmured. "Is there a more appropriate way that won't violate the law?"

The air was silent for a long time and no one spoke.

"Um……"

Xiao Niao and the system both looked in the direction where the sound came from.

Cat number four sat upright on the sofa, wagging its long tail.

That's what comes out of it.

The cat opened its mouth and said hesitantly, "If you put it that way, I think I do have a solution..."

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The next day, inside the county central hospital.

When the first ray of sunlight in the early morning shone into the house, Chen Zhengkang, who was lying on the bed, opened his eyes dazedly.

He vaguely saw someone standing in front of his bed, but judging by his clothes, he didn't seem to be a medical staff.

Chen Zhengkang had just had his head bandaged not long ago. He felt dizzy and in pain, and was in a very bad mood.

His first reaction was that the person standing in front of the bed was the little brat from his family, and he started cursing without thinking.

He wanted to call the other person heartless, a money-loser, and a bastard who didn't know how to be filial. He didn't even come to take care of his own father when his father was in the hospital.

But he soon realized that the person who came was not his child.

Chen Xiaoya is not that tall.

And Chen Xiaoya would not smile as he pulled out the IV tube from his hand.

Chen Zhengkang tried to identify them for a while, and then he was horrified to find: This person, this person's face, why does it look so familiar...

It was as if he was the one who beat himself into the hospital!

Chen Zhengkang's heart was filled with shock and he shivered subconsciously. His head seemed to hurt even more.

Xiao Niao, who was standing beside the bed, took out the things that No. 4 gave him slowly and calmly.

Seeing the man's frightened and timid look, Xiaoniao casually said a few words to comfort him.

"It's okay, it's normal to feel dizzy."

Chapter 19 Number 4: It’s said that the end of the universe is the system

What would it be like to open your eyes and see the culprit who gave you a concussion?

No matter how others felt, Chen Zhengkang, who had been picked up and beaten like a little chicken, had only one feeling in his heart: horror.

He immediately panicked and didn't even pay attention to the back of his hand that was bleeding after the needle was removed. He immediately screamed.

"You! Who are you! Why are you here!" he asked fearfully.

Xiao Niao moved his chair a little away without any expression, and grinned at Chen Zhengkang like a villain.

"Come and whip you." She answered honestly.

Chen Zhengkang had two ribs broken by the bird and his head was still concussed. Let alone getting up and running away, even breathing was painful.

In addition, the terrifying strength of Xiao Niao in the mahjong hall the day before really left a deep impression on him - that kind of easy beating in the literal sense, once encountered, it would become a lifelong shadow.

When Chen Zhengkang was in the position of the abuser, he was happy to look down on the victim and admire her pain.

He was proud of his own strength and took pleasure in Chen Xiaoya's panic, watching with satisfaction the cowardice and fear that appeared on the child's face.

Now, he can savor this feeling for himself.

Chen Zhengkang was wriggling on the bed like a living maggot, shouting, "Someone, come! Someone, come quickly!"

He was still howling heart-wrenchingly, but Xiao Niao, who was sitting beside the bed, sat on a chair as if nothing had happened, counting on his fingers seriously to settle the score with him.

"It's like this. Let me first calculate it with you."

Xiao Niao spoke sincerely, "After you, a coward, chased your wife away, I lived with you for a total of ten years."

"Based on my limited research, you've basically never fulfilled your fatherly duties in the past ten years."

"And I am a reasonable person."

She gave him a suitably dangerous butcher bird smile: "I'll slap you ten times, and we'll put this matter behind us for now."

Chen Zhengkang was forced to tears, and he leaned against the bed and shrugged, "Who are you? You, you know that brat..."

Oh my goodness, where did his skinny, small and inconspicuous daughter get to know this plague god!

But before Chen Zhengkang could figure out the problem, a strong wind suddenly blew on his cheek. The force was so strong and the blow was so direct that it made his bones crack.

His buzzing ears heard the bird's calm words: "Oh, since you don't object, then I will fan it."

Mr. Lu Xun once said that violence cannot solve problems, but it can solve idiots.

People like Chen Zhengkang have their own set of deeply ingrained values in their minds. It's like expecting a sow to climb a tree to expect them to repent, correct their behavior, and sincerely apologize to the victims.

Instead of trying to reform them, it’s better to extract their PTSD.

And Xiao Niao is indeed a reasonable person as she said herself. She not only gave advance notice of the selection but also discussed it with the authorities.

She grabbed Chen Zhengkang by the collar and started beating him.

"You like to beat people, don't you?"

"Snapped!"

"Domestic violence?"

"Snapped!"

"gamble?"

"Snapped!"

"Even though I hit the wrong person,"

"Snapped!"

"But I can also make the best of a bad situation!"

"Snapped!"

After seven slaps, Chen Zhengkang's face, which originally had regular features, was swollen like a pig's head.

This pig

His already vibrating brain became even more vibrant after receiving these seven slaps - it was as if a flock of sparrows had gotten into his head through his ears, chirping and smashing his brain into pieces.

Chen was beaten so hard that his soul was about to be scattered. He desperately confessed with his remaining language skills: "I was wrong, I was really wrong!"

"I am a beast, I am a beast," he cried bitterly, "I will never dare to do it again."

And Xiao Niao just happened to pull her hand back at this moment... She pulled her hand back so hard that it turned red, and she pulled it back slowly.

She actually didn't have any props to enhance her martial arts skills, and she was fighting entirely on her own strength.

However, Chen Zhengkang was frightened by her at the very beginning, and because of a mild concussion, he was unable to do anything from the beginning to the end.

Xiao Niao blew on his red, fanned hand, grimacing in pain, while reminding Chen Zhengkang: "Just wait, don't run, there are still eleven hits."

Chen Zhengkang burst into tears and cursed in despair: "It's not ten slaps!"

Xiao Niao changed his hand and slapped him again: "Yes, it's the Eighteen Palms!"

Chen Zhengkang felt dizzy from being slapped, and tiny figures began to appear in front of his eyes.

He felt that the bird wanted to fan him to death. The imminent survival crisis made Chen Zhengkang desperately crawl to the edge of the bed and rolled onto the ground with all his might.

And Xiao Niao didn't seem to have any intention of chasing him and continuing to beat him.

She swung her hands while asking the system in her mind: "How is it? Almost there."

[Well, my spirit value has dropped below 60, which meets the requirements for use.]

"Huh...it's finally done. Let's use it—um, wait."

Xiao Niao stared at his red and swollen palms and said thoughtfully, "Will this leave fingerprints?"

There are no cameras in the hospital wards in this small county town, but fingerprints are indeed likely to be left behind.

The system thought for a moment and said, "How about exchanging some ammonia spray?"

Xiaoniao said.

About a minute later, the sound of a spray device being pressed was heard in the room.

System: [Wow, it's dropped even lower...it's dropped below fifty.]

System: [He fainted, bird.]

Xiao Niao nodded, put the ammonia bottle back into the system warehouse, took two steps back, walked around to the door, and opened the canvas bag he had placed on the ground.

A chubby cat's head popped out from inside.

"It's up to you, Xiao Si," Xiao Niao shook his red and swollen palms, "hiss...it hurts so much."

Cat number four slowly crawled out of the canvas bag and looked at Chen Zhengkang, who was lying unconscious on the ground, with mixed feelings.

The Cat System thought sadly: I am no longer clean... I am no longer the upright system I used to be!

After just two days of working together, Xiaoniao and Tongzi quickly assimilated the innocent and honest cat - it has now begun to take the initiative to come up with ideas for Xiaoniao's criminal plan!

It’s all for the organization, Cat No. 4 thought sadly, and slapped a prop card at Chen Zhengkang’s unconscious head.

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Category: Functional Props

【Sleep like a baby】

Description: Whether you are on the front line of war or in a gloomy haunted house, you can enjoy a baby-like sleep anytime and anywhere.

Function: Set hints in advance, and triggering the hints will make the prop holder fall into a coma (the coma time ranges from five minutes to thirty minutes).

Review: "Pretty useless stuff! You can basically only use it on yourself - maybe using it as a treatment for insomnia is a good idea."

[Please note that this item is only effective for humans.]

[Please note that you cannot force it to bind to humans with a san value higher than 60]

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As agreed with Xiaoniao, Number Four set the hint of the prop to "use violence against Chen Xiaoya".

It recalled what Xiaoniao had said to it before.

"If it's set up like this, every time he tries to use violence on Xiaoya, he will inexplicably pass out." Xiaoniao said.

"Guess what he'll think after he's been unconscious so many times?"

He would definitely think that he was sick... or maybe possessed by an evil spirit, Cat Number Four thought. In any case, he would definitely be too scared to hit Chen Xiaoya again.

Number Four had never expected that a prop he had casually collected could be used in such a place.

This item actually originally belonged to a game player, but because its function was too useless, it was put up for sale on the system exchange.

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