Kujo Ditaro was washing his face in the bathroom. When he heard footsteps outside, he subconsciously opened the door and went out.
When he saw that the people coming were Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei, he smiled.
"What? Does the smell bother you?"
"I'm about to throw up. One of them smells fine, but why does it explode when combined?"
Kitahara Iori pinched his chin with a frown, looking puzzled.
Imamura Kohei took a deep breath and complained, "This is so strange. Why don't they react at all? Are they used to it? Isn't this too scary?"
"Girls, their circle is inevitably full of girls."
Kujo Ditaro fanned the air with his hands and whispered, "We have to use some scent to cover up their smell, otherwise we won't be able to eat."
"How about toilet water?"
"If we all spray floral water, they'll know we dislike their perfume, and then..."
Hearing this, some unfriendly images emerged in the minds of the three people.
Kujo Ditaro thought for a moment and analyzed, "How about this? We can spill the toilet water in the living room. When the smell spreads, it will naturally suppress their scent."
"Eh? That's a good idea. Where did you put the toilet water? I'll get it for you."
After asking about the location of the floral water, Kitahara Iori ran upstairs happily.
After a while, Kitahara Iori, who had found the floral water, came downstairs excitedly.
I don’t know if it’s because of the curse, but this staircase, where several people have fallen, has another victim.
"Eh?"
Kitahara Iori slipped, and as his perspective turned, the bottle of toilet water in his hand also flew out.
Sitting in the living room, Kujo Ditaro looked at the scene at the stairs, and the lines on his face suddenly became clear.
boom!
The sound of a glass bottle breaking against the wall caught everyone's attention.
Under everyone's shocked gaze, the man who rolled down the stairs was about to hit his face into the painful glass shards.
If this happens, this man, who has no luck with women, will completely lose the possibility of heterosexuality!
Suddenly, a golden figure rushed out.
Chapter 222: Is this friendship? No, it's love!
"Hmph..."
After washing his hands, Kohei Imamura slowly walked out of the bathroom.
boom!
Looking at the exploding glass bottle in front of him and the scene in his peripheral vision, he instinctively rushed out after a brief moment of daze.
Even though there were cold and gleaming glass shards below, and even though he would be stabbed and bleeding, he still rushed forward.
Perhaps in his heart, Kitahara Iori is a complete trash.
Perhaps the daily life between the two of them is a fight between them from beginning to end.
Perhaps from the outside, they would definitely betray their friends if something happened...
But even so, he wanted to take responsibility for the danger this time on behalf of Kitahara Iori.
At least, he will only be physically injured, while Kitahara Iori may be facing the end of his life.
Time seems to be in slow motion.
As Kitahara Iori rolled down the stairs, his mind was filled not only with fear, but also with the man who rushed into danger for him.
Looking at the man's distorted expression, he burst into tears.
I didn't expect you to be such a person like Kohei-kun!
Mr. Gengping, if I am a woman in my next life, I will definitely marry you!
With this thought in mind, Kitahara Iori silently closed his eyes.
He knew that the next scene would be him crashing into Imamura Kohei's broad back and screaming in pain as the glass entered his body!
However, unexpectedly, their tragic fate was saved by the pillow.
"Xinei!"
Kujo Ditaro picked up two pillows and threw them out with lightning speed.
Whoosh!
Kohei Imamura, who was jumping in mid-air, was knocked back by a thrown pillow.
Similarly, Kitahara Iori, who was about to crash into the glass shards, also flew backwards shortly after.
The two did not meet again in the pile of broken glass, but rolled together like corpses.
"It's okay, luckily I'm more skilled than you."
Kujo Ditaro walked out of the living room and walked towards the two of them.
Witnessing this dramatic and thrilling scene, the women in the living room, after a brief daze, began to talk among themselves.
"How could I be so careless? Fortunately, there was no danger."
"It's so shocking. Even when faced with broken glass, they still stood firm. This is what friendship is."
"No, this is love!"
"What?! But the three of them really work together perfectly. I was ready to call an ambulance."
"I vaguely thought I heard Di Taro calling out Nishiuchi when he threw the pillow... right?"
"Hahahahaha...that's just how they are. Anyway, it's good that nothing happens."
fine?
It should be fine, right?
Kujo Ditaro squatted down, looked at the two unconscious people, and couldn't help but poke them with his finger.
"Hey, are you guys okay? Hello?"
"Maybe I threw it a little too hard, didn't I? Hello?"
"This is troublesome..."
Kujo Ditaro carried the two people on his hands, one each, and walked upstairs as light as a swallow.
At the same time, the people in the living room who observed this situation could no longer laugh.
"Why...why did you faint?"
"Maybe...hit your head?"
"It should be nothing, right? Why don't you go check it out?"
"Let's wait for Di Taro to come down. I'll go sweep up the broken glass."
"Then I'll get the mop."
After settling the two men, Kujo Ditaro walked downstairs quickly.
Looking at Kato Megumi and Kamio Kiyoko who were cleaning up the garbage, he immediately gave an explanation.
"It's okay, they just fainted normally, you don't have to worry."
"It's normal... fainted?"
"Anyway, it's alright. Just keep eating, I promise."
Kujo Ditaro's confident look managed to calm everyone down.
Because the bottle of toilet water was broken, there was only one smell left in the entire downstairs.
Few people can't get used to the smell of toilet water.
Kujo Ditaro felt relaxed and happy, and his appetite improved a lot.
There were all kinds of food on the coffee table, including beer, barbecue, drinks, as well as a lot of snacks and cakes.
Kujo Ditaro originally thought that these things were bought by Kitahara Iori.
After asking in detail, I found out that these things were bought with everyone's collective funds.
Kujo Ditaro had a vague idea of what was going on, but didn't express it.
"They're both unconscious, and there are only eight of us. What are we supposed to do?"
Azusa Hamaoka looked around at everyone, the corners of his lips slightly raised, and his smile was a little evil.
"Ludo?"
"Draw the ghost card?"
"Dark Twitching Fun?"
There are many ways to play, but it is difficult to reach a consensus.
Kujo Ditaro was pressing his phone, not knowing what he was doing.
Yoshihara Mana passed by Kujo Ditaro's back and subconsciously glanced at him, saying in surprise: "Holy shit! Tens, hundreds, thousands, millions, tens of thousands, millions, millions..."
"Hmm?" Kujo Ditaro put down his phone and smiled, "You don't even know about stock simulation software?"
"Ah? Oh, I see. That scared me to death. I thought you made over 100 million yesterday. What kind of software is this? I want to download it and try it out too."
Yoshihara Mana took out her cell phone and said eagerly, "I also want to be a millionaire, even if it's fake."
"You can find it by searching the software store. It's boring. It's all fake data. It doesn't make any sense at all."
Kujo Ditaro's words caught the attention of several people.
Yoshihara Mana curled her lips and said, "It's not fake data, it doesn't feel good, then you're having so much fun, aren't you too hypocritical?"
"I'm afraid you'll go bankrupt playing with fake stocks. This kind of software can easily make you inflated, and then you'll go bankrupt when you try to play the real stock market..."
"Pfft, ffff, ffff, don't curse me."
Kujo Ditaro spread his hands, and in the next moment he saw Kato Megumi giving him a strange look.
Could it be that she found out again?
It shouldn't be...
Isn't Hui's insight too sharp?
Kujo Ditaro had a lot of thoughts in his mind, but his face remained calm.
Suddenly, his cell phone rang.
Kujo Ditaro stood up, walked to the corner, and answered the phone.
"Dad, don't be anxious."
"I've already told you, now is not the time. Don't worry, the information is absolutely accurate."
"Well, just listen to me. Okay, I'm going to hang up now."
Kujo Ditaro put away his phone and turned around to see Kamio Kiyoko chasing after Panty Cat.
"Oh, it's a female cat."
Kujo Ditaro picked up Panty Cat by the scruff of his neck and handed it to Kamio Kiyoko with a smile.
"How can you pinch it here?"
Kamio Kiyoko hugged the panty cat and warned, "It will hurt."
"The kitten needs to be pinched here. If it hurts, it will definitely cry out."
"Anyway, don't pinch it here."
Kujo Ditaro didn't argue, after all, he didn't have a pet.
Kamio Kiyoko turned around and said abruptly, "Dad said you're fine. Are you really okay?"
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