What are the options for love obstacles in the humanoid Star Platinum's mind?

"Uncle, how many wives do you have?"

“The first one.”

"The first one? Did uncle get his first love back?"

"Not really."

Sumino's father lit a new cigarette and continued, "This was arranged by my family. You can think of it as a blind date for someone of equal social status. This is my first blind date, so in a sense, it's also my first."

"Oh..." Kujo Ditaro exhaled a puff of smoke with a complicated expression.

"Even though it's a blind date, I'm quite satisfied. After all, after my first one, I didn't feel like looking for a girlfriend anymore. She and I went on a blind date in our freshman year, and it actually felt like we were in a relationship, um..."

Sumino's father turned around, glanced at the second floor, and sighed, "There aren't many loves in this world that last from beginning to end. Only relationships that are on and off can stand the test of time. Otherwise, they're like glass, smooth on the outside but fragile, while uneven stone may not look impressive, but can last for many years. Go back, you have class tomorrow, right?"

"...Excuse me, uncle, and thank you...for the cigarette."

After Kujo Ditaro extinguished the flickering cigarette butt, he calmly returned to the car.

boom!

The sound of cars starting up seemed particularly noisy in the quiet night.

After Kujo Ditaro glanced sideways, he slowly stepped on the accelerator.

Chapter 271: Middle school students? That makes me even more excited!

As we all know, knowledge may not change your destiny, but going to school can enrich your life.

Even the wealthy Wu family would not be so arrogant as to think that studying is meaningless.

Therefore, Kujo Ditaro never thought of dropping out of school, and always worked hard to improve his GPA.

However, the reality is cruel. Due to taking too many leaves, his final exam became his last straw.

To be honest, he didn't expect his classmates, whom he had been with for a semester, to help him at the critical moment, but this malicious act of tripping him up was truly beyond measure.

"Di Taro, there's no point in cramming at the last minute."

"Yeah, just accept your fate."

"The library is a place for people who read. You shouldn't go there."

Listening to the whispers of the demons on both sides, Kujo Ditaro frowned and the corners of his mouth gradually rose.

"You should know that if you don't take the final exam, you won't get any score. If you don't want to miss it, get out of my way."

"Alas, it's just a last-ditch effort."

Although they said discouraging words to discourage others, Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei did not do anything to actually stop them.

They are just like normal bad friends. Apart from messing with your mentality unintentionally, they won't really cause trouble for you.

Kujo Ditaro can understand this and thinks it is a perverted manifestation of external distortion affecting the psychology.

"What are you posting, kid?"

Imamura Kohei's sudden action of taking out his cell phone to reply to the email aroused Kitahara Iori's vigilance.

Afraid that his fellow acquaintance might be single, he didn't hesitate and snatched the phone away.

"What the hell..."

"Di Taro, look, there's a woman on this guy's phone...quick!"

"Oh?"

Kujo Ditaro took the phone and looked at it with interest.

Kitahara Iori stopped Imamura Kohei and tilted his head to ask for details.

"How is it? What's going on?"

"Is this...an online girlfriend?"

Kujo Ditaro looked at Imamura Kohei, and the corners of his mouth gradually rose.

Kohei Imamura, who had no shame even when naked, blushed.

"Hu...what nonsense are you talking about!"

"Varied..."

Hearing this, Kitahara Iori's face became even more ferocious.

"You beast! You're only concerned with finding your own way out of singlehood! What are you doing for a human being?"

"I'm still single, and it's all because of you, a beast. What's wrong with me being single..."

For some reason, Kohei Imamura suddenly felt cold all over and his hair stood on end.

As his peripheral vision moved, he saw a pair of cold and ruthless eyes.

"Everyone...."

"Hey! Imamura Kohei, you found a girlfriend! A very cute one!"

“You…!”

Kohei Imamura pinched the black-haired man's face, and his slightly bulging eyeballs were covered with terrifying bloodshot.

Unfortunately, it takes only one mouth to spread a rumor, but it takes a lot of effort to refute it.

The engineering class, which is almost only for gay people, was united in hatred and had murderous intentions.

"incredible!"

"Just a pervert, just a pervert!"

"Even Kohei Imamura can find a girlfriend..."

Kohei Imamura wanted to ask his teammates for help, but when he turned around, he saw two people standing at the door in the distance.

Two heartless beasts!

Kohei Imamura grinned, and his handsome face was distorted beyond recognition.

At the same time, those students whose eyes had lost their luster gathered around.

"Everyone... everyone calm down... How could you trust Kitahara? You all know his character..."

"Shut up! Your face alone is enough to sentence me to death!"

"You're quite capable, kid. I thought you were a pervert before, so I didn't want to impose sanctions on you. But now, you've taken a forbidden step. There's nothing I can do."

"The back mountain is a secluded and beautiful place. Let's go there and talk."

Looking at the grim faces of the crowd, Imamura Kohei quickly came up with a clever idea and shouted hysterically: "Iori! Iori lives with Kotegawa! Di Taro has a girlfriend!"

"You think we will believe your lies?"

"I have evidence. It's in my phone...eh."

Imamura Kohei looked up and saw two people at the door, whistling leisurely and naturally, looking very comfortable.

“My phone is with them, you guys…”

"Shut up! Grit your teeth! Tape team, go!"

"Yamet butterfly...!"

......

As we all know, killing is against the law.

After being brutally assaulted, Kohei Imamura lay naked on the ground, as if he had been drained of blood. His body twitched slightly, which only served to highlight the tragic experience he had experienced before.

Kitahara Iori, the culprit, is completely inhumane. Not only does he not show any remorse, he even asks about gossip.

"Di Taro, is Kohei's boyfriend real? Why can't I believe it? He's a perverted otaku, right?"

"It's a female-oriented name, but it should be an online friend. These two chatted about ACG topics, and I don't think the other person seemed to be an adult..."

Kujo Ditaro answered distractedly while looking through the chat history on his phone.

"Online users? Not adults?" Kitahara Iori pinched his chin and said thoughtfully, "Crime must be nipped in the bud. We can't let Kohei take a step into the abyss. Di Taro, give me the phone so I can ask the other person's age."

Kujo Ditaro didn't hand over his phone and questioned, "How long has it been since you last chatted with a normal girl?"

"What do you mean?" Kitahara Iori's face was tense and his expression was not very friendly.

"Girls generally won't truthfully report their age online, so asking is pointless. The best way is to use subtle questions to guess her age."

Kujo Ditaro said and did, imitating Imamura Kohei's chat mode and sending some strange questions.

After a simple test, Kujo Ditaro figured out the other person's age.

"Probably a middle school student, no more."

"I see...."

Kitahara Iori walked up to Imamura Kohei and stepped on the latter's round buttocks.

"You pervert! You can even harm a middle school student! You are not a human being!"

"Wha...what?"

Imamura Kohei, who was dying, suddenly became energetic.

"Middle school student? How...how is that possible, hahahaha..."

"Pervert! How dare you laugh!"

Kitahara Iori slapped the pervert in the face at high speed, intending to wake him up from the crime.

Kohei Imamura did not sit still and wait for death, and quickly broke free from his restraints.

In order to prove his innocence, he immediately started arguing.

"You misunderstood. This isn't what you think. Whether the other person is a middle school student or not, I won't be excited!"

"..."

Kitahara Iori took out his cell phone without thinking.

"Hello, 110. I have a perverted college student molesting middle school students... Can he be sentenced to death?"

"Iori! There's no need to do this!"

"Stop arguing. For some reason, the other party sent me their location."

Kujo Ditaro's words successfully attracted the attention of the two people.

"It's indeed a middle school, and... it's not too far away."

Chapter 272: Is Ola Chanting? Fight Evil with Evil!

I don’t know whether it is the distortion of human nature or the decline of morality.

The despised lolita concept is not only accepted by the majority of netizens, but is even deified.

What's the starting point of three years? The death penalty is not bad.

For example, smelting copper is fun for a while, and it will be fun all the time if you keep smelting copper.

Even more exaggerated, there will be a horrifying situation where millions of people watch a loli taking a bath online.

That's right, when the cute anime is updated to the seventh or eighth episode, those people who call themselves tough guys...

In short, copper smelting is wrong.

Since Kohei Imamura's netizen sent him the address of a middle school, according to the law, Kohei Imamura should be sentenced to death.

Fortunately, Kohei Imamura admitted his mistake sincerely and expressed his willingness to give up this relationship that had never started, but the prerequisite was that he had to meet his online friend for the last time.

Most people are curious about this kind of ridiculous thing and want to find out the truth.

So, Kujo Ditaro put his studies on hold and drove his group to a middle school in the neighboring city.

......

"Is this where it is?"

"Middle school, it's been a while since I've been here, right, beast?"