Bleach: Traveling through Soi-Fong, Starting from Bankai

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"Remember, the sooner you learn, the better!"

Before Yumichika could say anything, Soi Fong had already left in an instant.

"..."

With a sigh, Yumichika said:

"At least ask Ikkaku to put the pillow down."

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"Hahahaha……"

"Ha ha……"

The girls' suppressed giggles could be heard.

Madarame Ikkaku frowned and turned over.

"Well, it's so noisy..."

Unexpectedly, there were more and more laughter around.

“…Damn it!!”

"Please don't disturb people sleeping so early in the morning!!"

Madarame Ikkaku got up angrily and threw his pillow:

"I can't sleep anymore!!——"

The pillow bounced twice on the ground and fell at the feet of a figure.

——A person wearing a death suit inside and white high-quality fabric outside.

"Gudu——"

Madarame Ikkaku swallowed.

"Captain Haori?"

"Oops! I drank too much last night and slept through my morning class this morning!"

"It's over, Captain Soi-Feng is going to take care of me!!"

He didn't dare raise his eyes, and sweat dripped down his forehead.

Then, Ikkaku Madarame noticed that there was something wrong with the man in front of him.

"Hmm? Since when did the captain start liking loose-leg pants?"

In order to facilitate short fighting, Soi Fong's calves are wrapped with black bandages, which is unique in Soul Society.

But the person in front of him was not wearing Soi Fong's style, but the regular Shinigami outfit.

"Looking closely, the captain in front of me is also standing properly with his legs together."

"Instead of standing with wider steps like Captain Soi-Fong."

"But is there any female captain in Seireitei who can stand so gracefully?"

"The captain's haori also hangs down a little longer, like a long skirt—"

Madarame was lost in thought.

Then, he seemed to realize something, and cold sweat began to pour down his bald head like a waterfall.

"Ah, Madarame-kun, are you awake?"

A pleasant but reading female voice was heard.

"It's already noon, past lunch time~"

With a trembling neck, Madarame raised his head and looked at the person in front of him clearly:

"S-Sorry, Captain Unohana!"

"I got up too late—"

As expected, the captain in front of him was actually Captain Unohana Retsu of the 4th Division!!!

Madarame Ikkaku was helping out in the 4th Division not too long ago and was very impressed with the captain!

Are you kidding? That's someone even Boss Zaraki respects immensely!!

Moreover, Madarame's keen perception of strength also made him realize that this captain was terrifyingly strong!

So, as soon as he finished helping out in the Fourth Division, he fled back to the Eleventh Division.

His mood had improved a lot, and he started drinking heavily, which led to the current situation.

"No, I wonder what brings Captain Unohana to the 11th Division?"

Are you here to capture me and ask me to help you?!

Madarame was terrified and didn't want to go back to those nightmarish days.

"Ah, that really bothers me."

Unohana Retsu tilted his head slightly, narrowed his eyes, and looked at Madarame Ikkaku with a forced smile:

"Madarame-kun, I should be the one asking you this."

"What brings you to my Fourth Division, snoring all morning? What brings you here?"

Unohana Retsu's voice was very light and soft, but the murderous aura within it caused the temperature around them to drop sharply.

"what?"

Madarame was stunned for a moment and subconsciously looked around.

There was a big gate next to him, with a plaque on it with the three big words "Fourth Squad" written on it.

Even worse, there was a line of smaller words written below:

[Female nurses' dormitory, no men allowed]

"Gudu——"

Swallowing the almost non-existent saliva, Madarame's throat felt dry.

Then he realized that he felt a little chilly.

He looked down:

Surrounded by many whispering female nurses from the Fourth Division, he stood alone in the Fourth Division women's dormitory wearing only his shorts.

Oh, and he's not alone.

There was also the pillow that he threw out just now and almost hit Unohana Retsu.

"..."

Madarame Ikkaku suddenly felt that his life was very miserable.

who am I?

Why am I here?

After I die, can my ashes be buried in the back mountain of the 11th Squadron?

"Okay, nurses, stop messing around and get back to work."

Unohana Retsu gave an order and evacuated the girls who were watching.

She came forward and said:

"Drunkenness leads to mistakes—that's what Captain Soi-Feng asked me to tell you."

"Madarame-kun, Captain Soi-Fong has entrusted you to undergo special training with the Fourth Division."

Madarame Ikkaku stammered:

"Special training?"

The sudden situation made it difficult for him to react and he could only repeat himself.

"Yes, special training."

Unohana Retsu took out a piece of paper, looked at the contents on it and said:

"According to Captain Soi-Feng's request, you need to learn to become... uh, a nurse."

Her brows twitched slightly, and she was obviously a little overwhelmed.

There was a line of words written on the paper in her hand:

"Become a nurse, Ikkaku!"

However, Unohana Retsu had also seen many storms and soon calmed down and said:

"But because you overslept this morning, your nursing class in the afternoon won't start on time."

"You need to complete the training course you missed this morning, which was specially prepared for you by Captain Soi-Fong, called 'Strongman's Special Training'."

"Marame-kun, please listen carefully—"

She read what was written on the paper:

"100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run."

"……what?"

"And so."

Unohana Retsu emphasized:

"No matter how hot it is, you must drink hot water—"

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"Ah? Hot water?"

Madarame was so confused that he forgot he was only wearing shorts.

"Yes, that's what Captain Shattered Bee wrote."

"Say, let's get started, Madarame-kun."