Bleach: Traveling through Soi-Fong, Starting from Bankai

"You must have misunderstood something~"

"It's also my fault for not expressing myself clearly. After all, I borrowed this expression from someone else."

She took a sip of the Jade Dew tea and said:

"I just noticed that in recent years, there are more and more girls in the Gotei corps."

“But it seems that everyone rarely gets together.”

"Like yesterday's situation, everyone worked together and divided the work, which was quite interesting."

"I was thinking about whether I could organize the girls."

"It's also wonderful to come to my place on weekdays to arrange flowers, drink tea, eat some snacks and chat."

Unohana Retsu said again:

"I was just thinking, should we use this incident as an opportunity to push this matter forward naturally?"

Broken Bee breathed a sigh of relief:

"I see... I really was overthinking it."

I think Sister Hua must be a little lonely.

Only then did she remember that when she saw Unohana Retsu in the hot spring women's pool yesterday, she was chatting and laughing with Yu Lu Zheliu and Kusaka Hachiru.

At that time, a hint of desire and longing flashed in Unohana Retsu's eyes.

"That's right. After suppressing my murderous instinct for so many years, I need to release some of it."

Soi-Feng thought about this and said casually:

"It's a good way to organize a girls' party for fun, but it's not bad."

"But the statement is a bit strange. Sister Hua, you said you got it from someone else, so where did you hear it from?"

"Let me think about it..."

Unohana Retsu thought for a moment and said:

"Oh, I remembered it."

"She was the former lieutenant of Captain Kyōgaku of the 8th Division, a Shinigami named Yamaru Lisa."

"She was quite good-looking, and her figure was especially nice. It's a pity that she was involved in that incident."

"She loves talking about this stuff and has some interesting perspectives."

Sighing, Unohana Retsu said:

"I wonder if this child is doing well in the real world?"

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In the present world, there is a girls' high school.

“A-choo!!————”

Lisa Yamaru, who was wearing a standard high school uniform, sneezed loudly.

Her braided ponytail flew up and down, and her black-framed glasses fell off.

"Lisa, is there a boy missing you?"

The female student in front picked up the glasses, handed them to her, and said with a smirk,

"Or are you thinking about boys~?"

This is the club activity room during recess. Lisa requested it from the teacher.

The current members are only her and the female student in front of her.

"Snapped!"

"Ouch, that hurts~"

After taking the glasses, Yamagamaru Lisa hit the female student with the erotic picture book in her hand.

She said with a cold face and a depressed look:

"We've just started our business, how can we afford to think about these romantic affairs?"

“Be patient and fight!”

"What is our goal?"

The female student who had just been crouching with her head in her hands stood up with her eyes shining:

"Strive for women's rights and promote X liberation—"

"Finally, erotica can be sold legally and openly in every bookstore!!"

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Talking two ends.

Regardless of the present world, a certain pioneering female Death God secretly established a radical organization in a women's university in order to openly take a fancy to Xiao Huangshu.

On Soi Fong's side, however, her ideas have changed.

Originally, when Unohana Retsu proposed to establish a female Shinigami organization, Soi Fong was a little resistant.

After resolving the misunderstanding in the conversation, Soi Fong suggested that Unohana establish a female Death God Association and focus on eating, drinking and having fun.

She would act as a matchmaker and bring the girls together to have some fun together...

No, it’s about eating, drinking, having fun and chatting!

But at the temporary captain's meeting in the afternoon, Soi Fong suddenly couldn't hold back.

She thought deeply about whether she should help Unohana Retsu and push this party of eating, drinking and having fun forward to turn it into some kind of collective defense organization.

The reason is simple, just look at the three people in front of you:

The captain of the 9th squad, Tosen Kaname, had his hair burned by an explosive arc.

The captain of the 7th Division, Komamura Sajin, was dressed in a fluffy charcoal-grilled outfit.

And the captain-general, Yamamoto Genryusai Shigekuni...

Even though he shaved his beard short, only half the length of a finger.

——But whose old man’s beard turned completely black overnight?!

Soi Fong was stunned, staring at Yamamoto's short black beard.

With her eyesight, she could even see the charred and burnt parts of her beard.

No, Yamamoto, you old man, are you really disrespectful enough to peek?!

And Dongxian Yao, you blind man, what are you peeping at? !

Also, Komamura Sajin? ?

Well, you thick-browed, big-eyed bastard, you actually got a share! ?

Soi Fong and Unohana Retsu looked at each other and saw shock in each other's eyes.

She began to worry deeply about the morale of the Gotei corps.

"Captain Shatterfly!"

It was Komamura Sajin who spoke in a cheerful voice:

"You've been observing me for a long time."

The standing Akita with a round head and permed hair, now in a spherical and fluffy shape, smiled:

"How about that afro I did overnight?"

"Is he very popular with the girls in Seireitei?"

Chapter 267 Captain, I want to learn Bankai!

Soi Feng was silent for a while.

This exploding ball of dog is not ashamed of it, but proud of it?

"wrong!"

Soi Feng frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

Yamamoto and Tosen Kaname's expressions were stiff and unnatural, their eyes were wandering and they didn't dare to look him in the eye.

But this silly big dog was so happy that he was bubbling with joy, and obviously admired his new hair... style very much.

Soi Fong could even see the haori of Komamura's captain trembling.

——It’s clearly a powerful dog’s tail wagging!

The most important thing is that Soi Fong knows how much power the lightning she released yesterday had.

Although for the sake of punishment, Soi Fong did not hold back too much.

But it is very difficult to burn all the hair on the body of a big dog like Komamura Sajin who is 2.88 meters tall.

In addition, Soi Fong also heard that Komamura Sajin did this to prevent his falling hair from disturbing others' hot spring bathing.

I always go in before the hot spring closes and take the last bath!

Soi-Fong sniffed again and could clearly smell the scent of charcoal on Komamura Sajin.

——Completely different from the subtle ionized aura on Tosen Kaname and Yamamoto!

Komamura Sajin, suspicion cleared!

After sorting out her thoughts, Soi-Feng smiled and praised:

"Captain Komamura looks really good like this!"

"Although he was originally tall and imposing, he might still scare the new young Grim Reaper."

“But now it feels very relatable.”

"I believe that soon, when the Shinō Spiritual Arts Academy is selecting its members, the Seventh Division will be able to recruit quite a few girls."

A few words flattered the big dog so much that its tail wagged in its captain's haori. Soi Fong took the opportunity to ask:

"Captain Komamura said it was permed overnight?"

"I wonder why it's so urgent?"

The big dog laughed loudly upon hearing this and said:

"This story begins last night—"

"Cough cough!"

But Yamamoto coughed, interrupting the conversation:

"You two, this is the venue. Let's chat later."

"Now that everyone is here, let's have a meeting."

Komamura Sajin blinked, realizing that he had almost betrayed Yamamoto, and felt extremely guilty.

He returned to his seat and said:

"Sorry, Captain, I got a little carried away."

Soi Fong noticed that when Yamamoto coughed just now, Tosen Kaname also wanted to stop him.

But as soon as he opened his mouth, he showed an uncomfortable expression and pinched his throat with his fingertips.

Soi Fong exchanged glances with Unohana Retsu again, and the latter nodded slightly to Soi Fong.

Dongxian Yao, the suspect is locked in!

Yamamoto looked down and saw Soi Fong and Unohana Retsu exchanging glances, feeling bitter in his heart.

God have mercy on him, the old man has to bear such a huge blame!

Yamamoto is already old, so he would certainly not do such a tasteless thing!

——Because I did it all when I was young!

Nowadays, it is just a habit and a reminiscence of the past.