Kisuke Urahara, wearing an apron, brought out a large pot of curry that had been simmering all night and placed it on a potholder.
"Hey? The meal is ready, why don't you start eating?"
Urahara Kisuke, who was originally cheerful, found that Shihouin Yoruichi was biting her chopsticks and looked uneasy.
Not only her, even Wuling Tiezhai frowned, holding an empty bowl but not filling it with rice.
"It's just... very strange..."
Shifengyuan Yoruichi frowned, but couldn't tell why:
"It's weird anyway!"
"Hmm... a woman's sixth sense? Or a cat's sixth sense?"
Urahara Kisuke scratched his head and looked at Wuling Tessai again:
"Tesai, what's wrong with you?"
"Are you going to have your period or turn into a cat?"
Unfortunately, Wuling Tiezhai only cultivated his steel-like muscles while practicing the way of ghosts.
Urahara Kisuke made some witty remarks to liven up the atmosphere, which was like winking at a blind man.
Wuling Tiezhai pushed up his black-framed glasses, which reflected a dazzling white light in the dark environment:
"Manager, men don't have their periods."
"Besides, theoretically, no one, whether male or female, can turn into a cat."
"It's understandable that you have some strange habits, but please don't cross the ethical boundaries of science—"
"Hey, hey, hey, it was just a joke, don't make it a personal attack!"
Sighing, Urahara Kisuke said:
"My curry doesn't smell good anymore with the way you two are acting."
Wuling Tesai poured a bowl of rice for Urahara Kisuke and handed it to him:
"Sorry, Manager, I sensed... a strange spiritual pressure fluctuation."
Urahara Kisuke frowned, took the food and said seriously:
"Strange spiritual pressure fluctuations?"
"Elaborate."
After a moment of hesitation, Wu Ling Tie Zhai said:
"To be precise, it's a wave similar to the opening of a portal."
"Manager, you know, we have inspections at all the opening points in Karakura Town."
"We have also set up surveillance on the internal passages of these nodes under the nose of the 12th Division."
Urahara Kisuke nodded:
"Indeed."
"We still need to be on guard against those coming from Soul Society."
"I'm short on experimental materials. I'm only able to achieve this level thanks to your mastery of the ghost arts, Tessai."
"Thank you for your compliments, Manager. I couldn't have done this without your technical guidance."
After thinking for a while, Wuling Tiezhai continued:
"Just now, the portal at a certain node seemed to open."
"Like?"
"Well, it's like..."
"Because the passage behind that door...is not activated."
Urahara Kisuke frowned:
"You mean, the door is open, but the passage isn't?"
"This is impossible--"
"Oh!"
Just when Urahara Kisuke was about to say how impossible it was, the door of Urahara's grocery store was kicked open!
The three of them looked back and were stunned by the person who came.
"Hey, are you eating?"
It turned out to be Soi Fong who walked in and greeted the three of them leisurely.
Urahara Kisuke reacted the fastest, instantly putting on a profiteer's smile, waving his fan and rushing forward:
"Oh, what a rare guest~"
"Captain Soi-Feng, you're here, what are you bringing with you—"
The second half of the word choked Urahara Kisuke's mouth.
Soi Feng threw the "gift" on the counter, took off her shoes and walked into the living room.
"Give me a bowl?"
"it is good."
Wuling Tesai quickly served a bowl of white rice to Soifeng.
Soi-Fong was not polite either. She picked up a large spoon, scooped a large spoonful of rich and fragrant curry, and poured it over the white rice.
She picked up the big spoon again, scooped some more, shook it, and added a big bowl of the fatty and tender beef to herself.
Sitting cross-legged, Shuifeng began to eat happily.
——She was wearing a high school girl's uniform at the moment, but she was already using Kurotsuchi Mayuri's portable artificial body.
After taking Yushiro on a long march all the way to the border of Soul Society, I was already very hungry.
The artificial body was placed in a compressed container and was even hungrier.
With the combined effects of the two, Soi Feng finished a large bowl of curry rice in an instant.
She held out the bowl:
"Excuse me."
"it is good."
Wuling Tiezhai turned into a ruthless rice-serving machine and served another large bowl to Soifeng.
——He even stepped on the tip of the rice with a rice spoon to compact the rice.
It wasn't until Soi-Fong had finished her second bowl of rice that Yoruichi came to her senses:
"You...why are you here?"
"What? I can't come?"
The chopped bee rice is non-stop:
"Or I can't eat?"
"That was not what I meant……"
Yoruichi frowned slightly.
She found that ever since Soi Fong had fought with her, she seemed to have changed completely.
It was as if I was no longer important in her heart and was dispensable.
——This made Yoruichi feel a little...uncomfortable.
"Just kidding."
Soi-Fong chewed some beef and pointed behind her with her chopsticks:
"The person you want."
"what?"
Broken Bee puts it succinctly:
"Your brother."
Blinking, Ye Yi suddenly realized something:
"...Yushiro?!"
She stood up suddenly and rushed towards the counter.
Urahara Kisuke was still standing there in a daze.
"Kisuke, is that Yuushirou?"
Yoruichi rushed over, pushed Urahara Kisuke aside, with a look of surprise on his face:
"Xi Si——"
The look of surprise turned into disbelief:
"Xi...Shiro?"
Yoruichi and Urahara Kisuke were both stunned.
The reason is simple: the person sitting at the counter is... a high school girl.
I saw a figure that was even smaller than Soi Fong's, wearing a girls' high school uniform.
The black medium-length hair falls down, revealing the slender curve of the chin.
Her eyes were tightly closed, her eyelashes were long, and her brows were furrowed and trembling slightly, looking very pitiful.
The whole person was curled up, but the slender ankles revealed the delicate brown skin.
Ye Yi's entire computer crashed.
If it weren't for the skin color and face shape matching Yushiro's.
She even suspected that Soi-Fong had kidnapped a high school girl.
Who is this?
Is this still my brother?
My brother made her become a pure girl?
Soi-Fong's words came from behind:
"I prepared a portable artificial body for him in advance."
"Just like mine, it's canned and compressed. The initial release can adapt to the Death God's spirit body and determine the appearance of the artificial body."
Soi-Fong served herself a third bowl of rice. Wuling Tesai had already gone over to watch the fun, so she had to do it by herself.
"—But the problem is, the unzipped prosthetic body has no clothes."
"I had no other choice, so I got him the same style when I was shopping."
"But it actually suits him quite well. It's cute, isn't it?"
Yoruichi:?
Wuling Tiezhai: ...
Urahara Kisuke: "Indeed."
Yoruichi and Wuling Tessai both turned around and stared at Urahara Kisuke:
"???"
Chapter 272 Hidden secrets
While Yoruichi and Gūryū Tessai were torturing Urahara Kisuke, Soi Fō had already finished her meal.
"Thank you for the treat. I'm leaving now."
"Hey, wait!"
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