Liu Xuande would never be a succubus of the Eastern Han Dynasty!

The two eunuchs exchanged a look, their true feelings revealed as they dropped to their knees with a plop. Tears welled up in their eyes as they addressed the Empress, "We truly had no intention of offending Her Majesty. It was only because of the order of the Grand Chamberlain."

I took this opportunity to take a peek under the bed... but naturally, I saw nothing.

Queen Song witnessed the eunuch's behavior throughout and was so frightened that her body tensed up. If Liu Bei had not hidden himself with a quilt in time but had chosen to hide under the bed, he would have been exposed by now.

Should we say that this person was quick-witted or that he was in a hurry?

Regardless of which one it was, Queen Song was furious with this little thief. She could even sense that the figure was afraid of being discovered and kept moving closer to her...

What a joke! I am the queen. I will punish them for daring to break in here. How can they have the courage to look me in the face?

Don't move...

Queen Song's frosty face flushed a little more, and her tone was icy: "Have you found out?"

"...There are indeed no traces of bad guys here. It is us who have offended Her Majesty the Queen."

"Offense? What a joke! How could such a serious crime be committed?" Queen Song sneered, "You are simply disrespecting the clan's etiquette and laws."

After hearing this, the two eunuchs were really panicked. The Grand Chamberlain could indeed protect them in the name of "pursuing the murderer", but if the charge was contempt of etiquette and law, then they would have to go through the formal process.

They were quite willing to take risks, and immediately bowed their heads and said, "We are willing to dig out our own eyes to apologize to Her Majesty the Queen."

After saying this, he was about to draw the broken blade at his waist, but Queen Song stopped him with a wave of her hand.

"Your Highness the Queen?"

The eunuch asked tentatively.

Empress Song didn't say anything, but she hinted at the palace maid behind her with her eyes. The maid immediately understood and said, "This is the Empress's bedroom. How dare you stain it with blood? Please, go outside the palace and carry out the execution."

"We thank Her Majesty the Queen for her great kindness!"

The palace maid took the two eunuchs out of the bedroom and considerately closed the door.

Queen Song watched these people leave and close the door, and then the next second her neck and face turned red. When she was about to kick the thief beside her away, the latter stood up without stopping.

Now it was Queen Song who felt unhappy.

If he leaves slowly, he is a playboy who is obsessed with beauty, but if he leaves quickly, he is a piece of stinky wood who does not understand what beauty is!

"I have offended Queen Song."

"Offense? Haha."

Queen Song's face flushed red as she mercilessly threatened, "So you're also going to dig out your own eyes to apologize?"

"I'm not from the palace, so naturally I don't follow clan etiquette and laws. Besides, even if I were to be convicted... I'm afraid I'd have to wait until Your Majesty sees the sun tomorrow to see."

"What? Are you..."

Queen Song became really panicked when she heard this. If this villain had the desire but not the courage, she would not be afraid. But if he had the courage to "kill the king", he would naturally have the courage to "humiliate the queen".

Fortunately, Liu Bei shook his head and explained, "I am not a regicide. I came into the palace with a completely opposite purpose."

"You better be."

Ok?

Liu Bei looked a little strange. He felt that when Queen Song heard him say that he was not the regicide, she did not look relieved, but rather a little unhappy.

It seems that things in the palace are indeed very chaotic.

"Alright, thief, things between us are not over yet."

Queen Song was just frightened by Liu Bei's words. After she came to her senses, she stood up to pick up the long sword on the ground, but she heard the person in front of her say:

"Isn't Your Majesty the Queen curious about what I look like underneath? How about we swap? Your Majesty, tell me where the Emperor is, and I'll take off my mask."

"Humph, what's there for me to be curious about? He must be an ugly freak."

Queen Song snorted coldly, but hidden beneath her shame and anger was actually a strong interest.

Just now, he was making a wish to the 'sacred tree' in the courtyard, and now a villain really came... Moreover, the voice he spoke in before was a very standard 'young master's voice', and looking at his well-proportioned and strong body, he is 100% a handsome man.

I just don't know how handsome he is...

At a glance.

I will just take a look, and then I will stab him to death. If I fail to kill him, I will die to prove my innocence!

"Then does Your Highness agree?"

Liu Bei smiled faintly, but deep down he was secretly praising his own courage. He hadn't expected that he would break into the Queen's bedroom without permission, but he actually dared to threaten to exchange it for information...

But there's really no other way.

If we continue to search slowly, we might not even be able to find the soup base. We must quickly find out where the emperor is so that we can have enough initiative.

"Haha, take off your mask first. I'll know the answer after I see you."

When Queen Song said this, she did have a hint of wanting to get something for free.

But when Liu Bei really took off the mask and revealed his face, she immediately stood there in a daze, unable to come back to her senses for a long time.

Kindness: Chapter 53: Are you a slut?

What kind of face is that?

His sword-like eyebrows, peach blossom eyes, and facial features seem to be finely carved, and every inch of his skin reveals his handsomeness.

There is an indescribable nobility between his eyebrows.

No matter how you look at this person, she looks like a fairy descended from heaven...

He has a handsome appearance, a well-proportioned and stylish figure, and there is not a trace of evil on his face... Could it be that the sacred tree really has responded to my wish?

This time it was Queen Song whose face flushed. She kept cursing herself in her heart. She had already entered the imperial palace, but she was so shameless as to make such a rebellious wish to the sacred tree. If others knew about it, wouldn't they laugh at her for being cold on the outside but coquettish on the inside?

but.

She did have the itch that men wanted.

After entering the palace for many years, everyone knew that she was rich and prosperous, but who knew that she was a bird in a cage and a fish in a net?

She and the emperor were not actually husband and wife, let alone any romantic relationship between them. To put it bluntly, they had never even had normal face-to-face communication.

Moreover, right after she was given the title of queen, she was forcibly sent here along with her palace maids. She stayed there for several years. Not only was she not allowed to go out, she couldn't even see her father and brother.

When she was still young, she was looking forward to entering the palace, hoping to gain a status to repay her father and brother for raising her. However, she did not expect that after entering the palace, everything would be out of her control.

Her colleagues wanted to harm her in order to replace her; the eunuchs wanted to be wary of her in order to interfere in politics; although the ministers had no intention of harming her, they all acted as if she did not exist.

This made a girl who was initially excited lose her pure childlike innocence and ruined her youth.

Looking back on my life, it seems like a joke.

This wealth and splendor, whoever wants it can take it...

Queen Song originally wanted to jump into the well, but she still knew the kindness of her father and brother in raising her, so she forced herself to suppress her emotions so that her status as queen could provide convenience for the Song family.

Therefore, she suppressed her edge and used a cold and indifferent appearance as a 'veil' to protect herself from the outside world, but over time, her heart was already riddled with holes.

This is why the queen's bedroom is so messy and why there is a long sword in the room.

In fact, the moment Queen Song stepped into the room, she knew clearly that someone had sneaked in, but she did not ask for help at the first time. Instead, she stabbed the person with her sword... It must be said that she was quite fierce.

Because she was bored with the monotonous situation, she subconsciously pursued 'interesting' things... Therefore, she had no real intention of taking Liu Bei's life.

There was even a faint hope deep in her heart, hoping that the villain in front of her could give her death, no, not death, but liberation.

'A villain broke into the Queen's bedroom, and Queen Song died fighting with him to clear her name' sounds infinitely better than 'Queen Song became ill due to depression and then jumped into a well to die'. It can also earn the Song family a reputation for good parenting.

But Liu Bei did not fulfill her wish. It seemed that he really took the wrong path accidentally, and he even gave a self-proclaimed and graceful explanation... Ha, how ridiculous.

Can you please be a man and kill me quickly?

I'm just really curious about what this villain's face looks like. I heard that these thieves are monsters with seven eyes and three noses, but I don't know if it's true or not.

Now that Queen Song has seen his true face, she finds the rumor ridiculous.

It turns out that there are no monsters with seven eyes and three noses in the world, but there are handsome men who are enough to charm everyone.

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Queen Song's beautiful eyes were shining brightly, and she didn't blink for a long time. It seemed that her entire gaze was fixed on Liu Bei.

This also made Liu Bei feel a little uncomfortable. He always felt that the way the queen looked at him was like "dry wood meeting fire"... Should we say that women are as fierce as wolves and tigers?

He shook his head to hide the strange feeling in his heart, and bowed his head again, "I was disrespectful in what happened today. I hope Her Majesty the Queen can forgive me."

“…Forgive me?”

Queen Song stepped lightly and came to Liu Bei. She lifted his chin with two fingers and smiled: "I originally wanted to see your face and then commit suicide in front of you to prove my innocence... But now I have changed my mind."

Liu Bei thought that Queen Song had figured it out herself, so he also laughed: "Then please tell me where His Majesty is."

"No, no, no, not this."

Queen Song's eyes were like those of a hungry wolf, but her mouth remained as cold as ever: "I still want to know your name and place of origin."

"...Your Majesty, the Queen is going too far."

"Oh? You trespassed into the palace and slept with me. Aren't you also going too far?"

"That was an accident."

"There aren't so many surprises in the world. In fact, there is a destiny."

"...Your Highness, please do not make fun of me. If I were to tell Your Highness my name and place of origin, I fear that my hometown would suffer and my people would be displaced."

Queen Song was genuinely surprised this time: "A thief like you, the first thing you care about is your fellow countrymen instead of your own life?"

"People like me deserve death, but if this implicates others, it goes against my ideals."

Empress Song had never heard of such a thing before, so she was naturally more interested and asked, "So, what is your Tao?"

Liu Bei was silent for three seconds, then he said in a deep voice: "Those who have accomplished great things throughout history have always valued the people, made the people their foundation, and put the people first... The ruler is unimportant, but the people are more important."

"...The ruler is unimportant, while the people are noble. Hehehe... Little brother, what you said is truly quite outrageous."

The coldness on Queen Song's face immediately faded, transforming into a beautiful smile, but she quickly shook her head and said, "It's just general talk. Everyone knows this truth, but how many people in ancient and modern times can actually do it?"

Even when questioned, Liu Bei showed no sign of annoyance. Instead, he replied calmly, "As long as there are still people in the world who say this, even if it cannot be done right now, it will surely be done someday in the future."

"Just like the story of Yugong moving the mountain..."

Queen Song was stunned when she heard this. These words did not seem hypocritical, but came from his heart... This surprised her.

"Alas, a man like you could actually be reduced to a trespassing thief. This must be the fault of the court..."

This statement sounded somewhat like that of a queen, and Liu Bei breathed a sigh of relief.

I thought Queen Song was attracted by my appearance, but it turned out that she just admired my talent. I was so scared.

No matter how despicable he was, he couldn't do something as bizarre as snatching the current emperor's queen...

I am Liu Bei, not Cao... Well, Meng De, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about Prime Minister Cao in another time and space.

But what Queen Song said next made Liu Bei feel very worried.

"As the Queen, this crime is also my fault. Please punish me, sir..."

I'm not a sister, you're a slut?

Chapter 54: Queen Song

"cough."

Queen Song also realized that she had spoken out of turn. She coughed dryly and said in a cold tone, "But since our crimes are equal, I will not trouble you."

?

No, what kind of crazy logic is this? Why can't I understand a single punctuation mark?

Even with Liu Bei's mentality, he was stunned at this moment and almost fainted from fright.

It's just because he didn't enter the officialdom in today's world, so the fault lies with her. The two things offset each other... Do you think this is the conclusion that a normal person can come to?

But no matter what, this can be considered a 'happy ending'?

Liu Bei twitched his lips, fearing that the esteemed queen would continue to speak out against the will of heaven. He quickly bowed and thanked her, saying, "Thank you very much, Your Majesty... But the situation is extremely urgent right now. The real villains might be surrounding Your Majesty..."

"Let it die..."