Liu Xuande would never be a succubus of the Eastern Han Dynasty!

Even weaving at home is far better than dying alone in the palace.

Don’t think about it anymore. If you keep thinking about it, I’ll have to do it again… Humph, the quilt is already soaked…

Although Queen Song thought so, she couldn't help but slide her fingers down and looked out the window with blurry eyes... When she was about to do something shameful, a figure suddenly fell on the window.

"who?!"

Queen Song immediately broke out in a cold sweat and subconsciously drew her sword. Just as she was about to stab the playboy to death, she met those familiar peach blossom eyes.

"..."

The sword tip deflected and then fell to the ground powerlessly.

Queen Song bit her lower lip lightly and said with some shame: "It's only been a short while, what are you doing here again... Humph, you've been trespassing into the Queen's bedroom time and time again. Do you think I'm easy to bully?"

I almost believed it, if your sword hadn't fallen to the ground.

Liu Bei was too lazy to talk nonsense with this duplicitous woman. He skillfully turned over and walked into the house, bowed and said seriously: "Excuse me, I'm here to stay for one night."

"???"

Do you want to listen to what you are saying?

Queen Song was so frightened that tears welled up on her face. She wondered if she would resist or pretend to be reserved, or...

Unfortunately, Liu Bei's next words were: "Of course, I can just find a corner and stay there until tomorrow. Your Majesty, the Queen, don't worry about the issue of intimacy between men and women."

"We're both alone in a room, and you're still talking to me about the intimacy between men and women?!"

Queen Song was both amused and angry at the moment, and no one knew what she was thinking.

Liu Bei blinked at her innocently and said softly, "It's not time for me to be crowned yet."

"…snort."

Queen Song then realized that she had spoken out of turn. To cover up her shame, she quickly said, "I just heard that you killed Jian Shuo?"

"Yes."

Liu Bei nodded calmly, then walked to the bedside under Queen Song's wide-eyed gaze.

"Wait!" She hurried forward to stop him.

"What's wrong?" Liu Bei looked puzzled.

Queen Song gritted her teeth and said quickly: "This is the bed of the Queen of Han!"

"so what?"

"...How dare you, a thief, come forward and touch me?"

No, sister, I have already broken into your dormitory twice, how come I don’t have the courage?

Liu Bei suppressed these words in his heart, because he was just wondering why Queen Song was standing alone by the window. The bed was shining abnormally in the moonlight, and the smell in the air...

Now seeing Queen Song like this, it is natural to know what she had just done secretly in the room.

Isn’t it just self-generation? Who can’t do that?

A true gentleman never hides anything.

Liu Bei completely ignored Queen Song's various attempts to stop her and sat down on the bedside with a rather tough attitude. Then he said calmly: "Speaking of which, who is that old eunuch with that sly smile on his face, the one you always call the Grand Chamberlain?"

"..."

Queen Song looked at the big boy sitting beside the bed and was a little confused for a moment. She replied subconsciously: "It is Cao Jie."

She had no time to care about this now. She was worried that if Liu Bei noticed anything unusual about the bed, her reputation as the queen would be completely ruined.

"Cao Jie...why are his arms as hard as iron?"

"Why, did the thief suffer a loss here?"

Queen Song took every opportunity to mock someone, but there was a hint of worry in her beautiful eyes.

"Earlier, Cao Jie was assassinated and his entire body was stiff and unable to move. Your Majesty sent for a miracle doctor from Qiao County. He used iron smelting techniques to separate Wang Jie's body and replace it with cold iron."

"?"

Empress Song seemed completely oblivious to the surprise in Liu Bei's eyes as she continued, "Iron smelting is a skill reserved for swordsmiths, but a genius doctor, truly a genius doctor, can apply this technique to humans. This definitely makes him a true master of forging people... Hey, what's with that expression?"

"If Her Majesty the Queen doesn't know, then she doesn't know," Liu Bei said with a wry smile. "Don't make up stories to deceive me."

"Bah! If you don't want to believe it, then don't. I just heard it from my father." Queen Song stuck out her tongue, and now her tone finally showed some of the coquettishness of a woman.

Ha ha.

Liu Bei couldn't help laughing when he thought of this.

I can endure the surgical bone transplant, but replacing all the bones in my body with cold iron... Are you crazy and am I crazy?

Considering the sanitary conditions of this era, you probably died right there after you cut open the flesh.

Even if I can't go for a while, it won't take long to get home.

He even changed his bones into cold iron. It's so funny. If Bian Que and Hua Tuo knew about this, they would be so angry that they would jump out of their coffins... Wait?

Liu Bei's brows suddenly furrowed, and he asked tentatively, "Wait a minute, what's the name of the miracle doctor from Qiao County you just mentioned?"

"I don't know. Humph, it's all made up by me anyway, so naturally I don't know."

This woman...

Liu Bei shook his head and laughed, then he looked at Queen Song with pretended affection and said in a deep voice: "Tell me."

"You're dreaming...eh."

When Queen Song turned her head and saw those eyes, she subconsciously relaxed her guard and answered bluntly: "I, I can't remember clearly, I just remember that the last name seemed to be Hua..."

"Hua Tuo?"

"Yes, yes, that's the name."

"It really is Hua Tuo!"

Liu Bei felt as if struck by lightning. He felt that the shock he received this time was even stronger than the first time he heard about the Chixiao fragments.

The fragments were too illusory, but Hua Tuo was a living person.

Wait, if that’s the case, then the craniotomy you plan to perform on Cao Cao in the future might actually have some success rate?

unbelievable.

Interlude: Chapter 74: Don’t say that kind of thing...

"You...what's wrong with you?"

Queen Song couldn't help but ask with some concern, "But what internal injuries did you suffer just now?"

"Yes, my young worldview was severely damaged."

"What are these three views of childhood... Never mind, what should I do?"

"Just lend me your legs to lean on."

"…OK."

Liu Bei had just said it casually, but he didn't expect that Queen Song actually nodded after a brief hesitation, and sat down next to him, pretending to push him on the back of the head.

"Are you really stupid or are you just pretending?"

Liu Bei quickly reached out to stop him. He was not a sex-hungry ghost, and he felt that there was no need to take advantage of others by relying on a false reputation.

Isn't it enough to just take it openly?

He stared at the innocence in Queen Song's eyes, and actually saw some of the clear and foolish eyes of later college students.

Think about it carefully.

Queen Song stayed in the Song family before entering the palace, and stayed in the palace after entering. She did show a lack of common sense in some aspects.

For example, if someone is injured, he can get well by finding someone to lean on... It is better to believe that Hua Tuo can replace a person's bones, or even replace them with bones made of cold iron.

"what?"

Empress Song also realized it a little later and said angrily: "How dare you, a scoundrel, tease me? You really don't know what's good for you."

"If I knew what was good for me, would I still be here?"

Liu Bei chuckled, then pretended to be puzzled and asked: "Speaking of which, why is this bed a little..."

"Shut up!"

Queen Song hurried forward to cover his mouth to prevent him from saying any dirty words, but because she was too anxious, she ended up pressing down on him.

The two of them then fell on the bed.

Queen Song blushed with shame, and kept saying, "You...you, don't say those words!"

"Woooooooo..."

"You...you, if you really say those shameful words, I will fight you today."

"Woooo..."

When Empress Song saw Liu Bei nod, she slowly loosened her hand, and the latter said, "It's cold, and the bed is a little wet. This is not good."

"?!"

When Queen Song was about to smother the villain with shame, the villain showed an innocent look and said, "What's wrong?"

"...?"

"You really don't know where this water comes from?"

Liu Bei was stunned and asked in confusion: "Isn't this the water stain left by you accidentally spilling tea? What else could it be?"

Queen Song looked at his innocent and ignorant expression, and she actually believed him a little. She breathed a sigh of relief and said, "This is my Lord's business, don't worry about it."

"Adult things are just playing alone under the covers..."

"You evildoer, you're looking for death!"

Queen Song was furious and was about to strangle this ungrateful traitor when he suddenly said, "Wait, I'm here to say goodbye."

"...?"

The movement of his hands froze.

Queen Song's shame and indignation turned into a complicated expression in an instant. She snorted coldly, "Whether you leave or not, what does it have to do with me?"

"It's a big deal..."

Liu Bei said solemnly: "Even if it was an accident, Her Majesty the Queen did save me twice, and also gave me the sword...

Your Highness has shown me such great kindness, which I will always remember in my heart. Unfortunately, I must travel far away to Jiujiang County with the Master, and we will be separated for a few months, perhaps even years, or perhaps we will never see each other again."

"So, I'm breaking into the palace again this time, firstly to kill Jian Shuo, and secondly to say goodbye to Her Majesty the Queen... Also, if Her Majesty the Queen has any wishes in mind, please share them with me, and I'll be happy to serve you."

Once we part... maybe never see each other again?

Queen Song looked at the man who had moved her heart. If she had been born in an ordinary family, she would have shouted loudly: "Take me away."

But she is the queen, and her father and brother are also in the palace. If she disappears, the entire Song family will suffer.

Even if they were lucky enough and there was no chaos in the palace, the Song family, without the queen, would inevitably be swallowed up by other families.

Although this affection has not yet turned into love between a man and a woman, there is already affection, and the rest is just a matter of time... But things in the world are unpredictable, and a person's identity has already determined everything.

Liu Bei's journey must be like a black bird soaring into the sky and hundreds of flowers blooming, while he himself... will have to stay in this carefully crafted birdcage for the rest of his life, dying of loneliness or dying from failure in party struggles.

Queen Song was very brave, but since this matter concerned the entire family, she still couldn't say these three words.

I can only sigh that things in this world are impermanent.

After a long silence, he suddenly smiled.

However, she could say three other words.

Queen Song blushed and whispered, "If you are truly willing to serve me like a dog or a horse, then... squat down..."

"..."

You are quite brave.

Liu Bei's eyes widened, but when he looked at Queen Song with a blushing face, he actually felt a little excited.