Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

There is only Yakumo Yukari at home, I can't go look for her.

The age gap is too big, so there is no common topic.

Bai Luo tiptoed out of Yakumo Yukari's room, closed the door again, turned around and walked away.

"crunch-"

He stepped on a can with incredible precision, making a crisp sound. The next moment, his feet felt empty and he felt a sense of weightlessness.

Bai Luo fell from the gap onto the bed, and in front of him was Yakumo Yukari, looking at him with a smile.

"Ah~ What does Xiao Bailuo want to talk to us about?"

Yakumo Yukari sat lazily on the edge of the gap, her long legs folded together, her tone teasing.

"I'm looking for Lan, not you."

Bai Luo retorted mercilessly, looking at the cans at the door, a few black lines appeared on his face.

Where did this can come from?

Moreover, it is too outrageous to be discovered by stepping on a can. It is not inferior to Reimu's setting that the money box can summon a shrine maiden.

The purple eyes narrowed, and Yakumo Yukari said:

"So you're not looking for me. It's very rude to just enter a girl's room~"

As she spoke, she flicked her finger on Bai Luo's forehead, causing him to grimace in pain.

"It's okay for you to come into my room, but you actually went to look for another woman. Luckily it was me. If it was someone else, they would have eaten you up in a rage."

She pretended to be dissatisfied, and even took on a fierce look and made threats as she spoke.

Bai Luo's expression was subtle, and a question popped up in his mind for no reason - why is the hunchbacked old woman pretending to be a virgin?

Of course, you can only think about this in your mind.

"I always feel like you're thinking about something bad."

The purple eyes narrowed, forming a slit, through which a dangerous gleam shone.

Although she couldn't read Bai Luo's thoughts, Yakumo Yukari still keenly sensed something.

"No, it's an illusion. It's your illusion."

Bai Luo avoided her gaze, laughed and waved his hands.

You can't admit it at this time, otherwise you will have to experience the disco in the gap.

The purple eyes raised slightly, as if examining her. Fortunately, Yakumo Yukari didn't continue to dwell on this topic, so she changed the subject:

"You should have an ability related to devouring, right? What are the current limitations of this ability?"

Bai Luo was a little confused by this sudden question, but he nodded in response.

"If I have to say, it's my racial skill. As for the restrictions..."

Bai Luo recalled for a few seconds, his mouth wide open, and his tone proud: "Currently, there is nothing that predators cannot digest."

With a barely perceptible curve at the corner of her lips, Yakumo Yukari walked down from the gap, lazily lay down on the bed, and waved to Bai Luo beside her:

"If nothing else, you can leave."

"Remember to close the door and turn off the lights." She added.

Bai Luo's eyelids twitched involuntarily, not understanding why.

"So? What did you want to do by asking me this question just now?"

"Can't we just ask~"

Yawning, she squinted her eyes lazily and looked at Bai Luo who was still sitting on the bed with an unhappy expression. She suddenly smiled:

"Don't want to leave? If it's Little Bai Luo who warms the bed, I don't mind."

Yakumo Yukari came over at some point, and the two of them were very close, almost touching.

"Whoo~"

Her red lips were slightly parted, and a faint breeze brushed across her nose.

Bai Luo's mind was slightly confused, but after he came to his senses, he quickly took a half step back, his cheeks clearly flushed.

Yakumo Yukari didn't move any closer, and said with a smile:

"Why are you so nervous? We're not going to eat you, or... was Xiao Bai Luo thinking about something unhealthy just now?"

Her red lips curled up slightly with a playful look, but her charming eyes were full of cunning light.

Bai Luo's eyes flashed red, and he froze for a moment, then returned to normal with a calm expression:

"Anything else? If not, I'll leave first."

Yakumo Yukari was startled, and leaned closer again, her tone seductive:

"Ah~ You're in such a hurry to leave, was it what I said? It seems that Xiao Bai Luo really has feelings for me~"

However, Bai Luo ignored her provocation and turned around to walk outside. Before leaving, he glanced at her with a look full of contempt - which made Yakumo Zi's forehead bulge with veins.

Walking out of the room, the red light in his eyes flashed again, and emotions appeared on his calm face again. Bai Luo sighed and patted his chest:

"Fortunately, you are here, Great Sage. Otherwise, I would have been overwhelmed by this guy."

【Um】

The great sage responded.

I can only say that he is worthy of being an old guy, he likes to tease children so much.

Bai Luo glared in the direction of Yakumo Yukari's room.

Gensokyo: Chapter 13 If Apologies Are Useful, What's the Point of a Miko?

Reimu Hakurei was very efficient. The next day, Bai Luo arrived as scheduled and saw a girl tied up like a dumpling.

She was wearing a black and white outfit, and her blonde hair was tied into a braid on the left side.

Seeing Bai Luoshana, his pretty face was filled with fear. While struggling, the black wizard hat on his head fell to the ground.

"Young Master Bai, this is the culprit. I've tied him up for you!" Lingmeng patted his chest.

Bai Luo looked at the strange girl in front of him suspiciously for a while, and when he was sure that he had never seen her before, he felt even more confused.

But before he could speak, the girl used her tongue to push the cloth out of her mouth and said angrily, panting:

"Are you the one who hired Reimu to kidnap me? Come on, fight me one on one!"

Yesterday, she was eating mushroom rice at home when Reimu suddenly appeared at the door and knocked her unconscious with a club without saying a word. When she woke up, she found herself tied up like a dumpling with a cloth stuffed in her mouth.

At that time, Reimu only smiled horribly and said in a sinister voice:

"Don't blame me. Someone paid a lot of money to kidnap you."

...

"Kidnapping?"

Bai Luo made a cross sign, correcting the girl's words.

"Strictly speaking, this is not kidnapping, it's called arresting the murderer."

Marisa's heart pounded, and she asked nervously, "What do you mean by arresting the murderer?"

She likes to collect all kinds of strange and bizarre items.

He usually wanders around Gensokyo, stealing things every day and firing a few magic cannons from time to time, which has attracted a lot of attention.

Based on Reimu's description, it seemed that he was the one who provoked others first.

"Of course it's the murderer who destroyed my house!"

Seeing that Marisa was asking the question even though she knew the answer, Bai Luo glared at her unhappily, which made Marisa feel even more guilty. She turned her eyes away and didn't dare to look at him.

"I'm sorry." After hesitating for a moment, she apologized weakly.

Reimu, who was standing by, saw that Marisa had completely taken the blame, so she let out a long sigh, rubbed her hands together, and stared at Bai Luo with eager eyes.

"Hey, how's the efficiency? Are you satisfied?"

"Good."

Bai Luo nodded. Reimu still looked at him with a fiery and expectant gaze, waiting for his next words. Bai Luo felt a little uncomfortable being looked at by Reimu, and could not help but ask:

"Anything else?"

"...Hmm." Reimu's smile froze for a few seconds. "Did you forget something?"

Bai Luo frowned upon hearing this. After thinking for a long time, he still couldn't remember. He tilted his head in confusion: "Did I forget something?"

The corners of Reimu's mouth twitched, but she couldn't express it directly, so she could only take a sip of tea with resentment and said nothing more.

[I'll let you know. You told Reimu before: If you do a good job, you can get a raise.]

The great sage reminded.

Bai Luo suddenly realized something and took out a bag of silver coins and handed it over. "Here, this is a tip for you."

“The boss is awesome!”

Reimu couldn't suppress her excitement. She took the money, glanced at Marisa regretfully, then retreated to the corner, opened the bag and counted the money.

"Reimu, how could you do this! Have you forgotten the feelings between us?"

Looking at Reimu who was counting money excitedly, Marisa widened her eyes. She actually sold out her good friend for a little bit of money. This was too much!

Reimu glanced at Marisa, and as if to make her attitude clear, she moved away a little, then said to Shiro seriously:

"The person is here. You can take him away anytime. Just don't kill him."

"What do you mean by just not killing him?"

Listening to Reimu's words, Marisa yelled in dissatisfaction, isn't she afraid that she will be caught and her innocence will be tarnished for no reason.

After glaring at Reimu in anger, Marisa turned her gaze to Shiro, looked at the other's delicate little face, and fell into deep thought. After a while, her pretty face blushed slightly and she nodded gently.

A strange thought popped into my mind - it doesn't seem to be a loss.

Bai Luo shuddered suddenly, and looked at the other party's suddenly excited expression, feeling confused.

"I was wrong about what happened before. Maybe I accidentally hit your house while playing with the magic cannon... I'm sorry!"

Marisa apologized sincerely, and was still trying to break free with her bound hands. As a qualified magician, how could she allow herself to be manipulated by others?

"If apologies are useful, what's the point of a witch!" Bai Luo shook the teacup and took a sip.

"That's right." Reimu nodded in agreement.

"Then... I'll let you hit me, one shot?"

"Puff—cough cough..."

The tea that had just been drunk was sprayed out directly. Bai Luo looked at her as if she was a pervert, and his expression gradually became weird. Reimu also looked at Marisa with a subtle look.

Marisa's pretty face was bewildered, she didn't understand why everyone was looking at her like that. After three seconds, she finally reacted, her face suddenly turned red, and even her ears turned pink.

"No, what are you thinking! I'm talking about the magic cannon! The magic cannon!"

"Didn't I bombard his house with a magic cannon? Isn't it only natural for him to fire back a cannon?"

Marisa explained quickly that even if the other person was good-looking, she couldn't be so casual.

In the end, Bai Luo did not make things difficult for Marisa, but just asked Marisa to come and help him rebuild the house, which moved Marisa deeply.

It is worth mentioning that Reimu also volunteered, perhaps out of conscience called friendship, or perhaps because the gold coins were too dazzling.

When they arrived at the site, they couldn't help but shrink their necks as they looked at the ruins just a hundred steps away from the sunflower fields.

"What is your relationship with Kazami Yuuka?"

Reimu couldn't help but ask something she had been curious about for a long time. Marisa also came closer, her ears perked up, her eyes shining with gossip.

"I don't know her."

"what?"

"what!?"