Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

She continued, "We successfully got Youxiang's answer with just one sentence."

Get the answer in one sentence?

Bai Luo also became interested and asked curiously, "What are you talking about?"

"Let's just tell her directly and simply, Little Bai Luo, you want to have the Monster Sage on your left hand and the Flower Tyrant on your right hand, and enjoy the happiness of having both of them."

Yakumo Yukari spoke in a relaxed tone, as if she was just talking about other people's business.

Bai Luo was completely stunned, his face flushed visibly, and he was speechless for a long time.

"Although Youxiang hesitated for a while, she finally agreed. After that, we asked seven or eight candidates one after another, but Youxiang's answer was that it didn't matter. As long as you like her, she will accept..."

Yakumo Yukari was still talking nonstop.

She didn't notice at all that a blue hammer appeared in Bai Luo's hand and he was slowly walking towards her.

"Wow, you! What are you doing!!"

"Hey, hey, hey, are you really going to attack me? I won't show any mercy!"

"Hey, stop right there, don't come over here!"

"Fuck! Lan, come and protect me! Wow--"

"..."

Screams continued to come from the room, even reaching the ears of Yakumo Aoi who was sweeping snow at the door. She shuddered and decisively pretended not to hear, sweeping the snow even harder.

inside the room.

Yakumo Yukari sat at the edge of the room, holding her chest with her hands, like an innocent little animal, accusing with tears in her eyes.

"That's too much! They actually bullied me! I don't love you anymore..."

"Stop acting, why are you, an old man, acting like a weirdo?"

Bai Luo said with disdain. He sat in front of the low table and knocked on the table with a hammer.

Yakumo Yukari's temples were throbbing. She took a deep breath, resisted the urge to beat someone up, and tried to put on a friendly expression.

"Xiao Bailuo, I've told you so many times, I'm a seventeen-year-old girl!"

"Oh, seventeen and nine thousand woooo-wooooha..."

Bai Luo retorted subconsciously, but before he could finish his words, he felt a warmth on his lips.

He stared at Yakumo Yukari with wide eyes, only to see that she had her eyes closed, her long eyelashes trembling slightly, and her soft lips pressed against his thin lips.

The red lips slightly parted, information was exchanged.

This moment.

Bai Luo's head was buzzing.

"thump."

"Thump thump."

“Thump, thump, thump…”

My heartbeat suddenly quickened, and my body began to beat violently as if it was out of control.

His vision became blurred, Bai Luo tried to push Yakumo Yukari away, but found that he was weak all over and could not exert any strength at all.

For a long time, the lips are divided.

His golden eyes were misty, and Bai Luo looked up at Yakumo Yukari in a daze.

Yakumo Yukari blinked, with crystal liquid still on her lips.

She licked the liquid from the corner of her mouth and tilted her head back as if savoring something.

The two of them just looked at each other.

After a moment, Yakumo Yukari was the first to retract her gaze and turned around.

"We're just collecting a small amount of interest first. Are you shy, little Bai Luo?"

She tilted her head and teased Bai Luo.

Bai Luo had also recovered by this time, his face flushed slightly. After hearing her words, he growled angrily:

"Nonsense! I, I... you're the one who's shy!"

"Oh? In that case, how about we do it again?"

Yakumo Yukari suggested with interest.

Bai Luo bit his lip and glared at her fiercely.

"If you want to kiss, kiss the wall. I'm going to play with Asan."

After saying this, Bai Luo left.

Yakumo Yukari was the only one left in the room. She sat on the tatami, her hands supporting her burning cheeks, her head lowered as she muttered to herself:

"I hope this kid won't actually run to the sunflower field and let Youxiang bombard us with magic cannons."

Return to Gensokyo: Chapter 44: Hana Ma: Let’s start a harem!

Snowflakes are dancing.

Fine snowflakes like goose down fell.

Bai Luo walked on the road to the sunflower field, facing the cold wind, with a thousand thoughts in his mind.

With my hand on my chest, my heart was still pounding and my face was still burning hot.

"What's wrong with this Zi Ma..."

"Steal a kiss..."

"It's okay to just steal a kiss, but you shamelessly stick out your tongue! You should have told me in advance!"

"..."

Walking on the road, Bai Luo kept muttering to himself.

"call--"

A strong wind blew, carrying with it snowflakes that fluttered in the air.

Bai Luo shook his head to dispel the distracting thoughts in his mind.

Walk into the sunflower field.

Feng Jianyouxiang was still sitting at the door, lying on her sun chair, basking in the sun and admiring the flowers and snow.

Bai Luo's eyelids twitched inexplicably, and he thought to himself, "Why do I feel like an old man enjoying his retirement?"

"wrong!"

Bai Luo shook his head and regained consciousness.

"Asan is my girlfriend, how can you describe her as taking care of her in her old age?"

Feng Jianyouxiang also noticed Bai Luo who was shaking his head and talking to himself not far away, and a subtle look appeared in her eyes.

Although I don't understand what he is doing, I always feel that he is thinking about something bad.

Bai Luo also came back to his senses from his brainstorming and quickly ran towards her. Seeing that there was no place for him, he couldn't help but puff out his cheeks.

"It's ok that you haven't come to see me these past two days, but you didn't even leave me a chair. What do you want to do?"

Feng Jianyouxiang raised an eyebrow: "The others have also recovered their memories in the past two days. I was planning to go find you the day after tomorrow."

Hearing this, Bai Luo's expression softened a little, but he still turned his head away sullenly and said nothing.

The next moment, a jade hand grabbed his wrist and gently pulled it back.

Caught off guard, Bai Luo fell onto her legs, his body's center of gravity tilting forward.

"W-What are you doing?"

"You asked why there wasn't a chair for you? This is why."

Feng Jianyouxiang hugged him in her arms, with a slight smile on her lips, with a hint of teasing.

Bai Luo's body trembled and he tried to struggle, but he was unable to break free and finally gave up resisting.

after awhile.

Feeling the strength of her hands weakening, Bai Luo took advantage of her unpreparedness, stood up suddenly, and took two steps back.

He stumbled a bit, and after stabilizing himself, he turned around and shouted in dissatisfaction:

"Didn't I tell you already! Don't treat me like a child, and this is the reason! Do you want to use me as a pillow? No way!"

Feng Jianyouxiang looked at his angry look and the smile on her face widened.

"A pillow? I don't have that idea. What I mean is that you can use me as your chair."

As she spoke, she patted her fair and slender legs and motioned for him to sit on them.

As a chair?

Bai Luo was stunned for a moment, and when he realized what was happening, his cheeks flushed red.

"What are you talking about! Did you learn bad things from that purple old woman?"

"Yes! She must have taught you bad things!"

In the gap.

When Yakumo Yukari heard this, she was so angry that she almost went over and punched him twice.

Ah shit.

You get shot even when you're lying down, right?

It was extremely difficult for her to have a normal exchange of words with Youxiang, so how could she possibly teach her bad things?

...

After complaining about Yakumo Yukari, Bai Luo squeezed next to Kazami Yuuka without hesitation and lay down.

Fortunately, the chair is spacious enough so that two people can lie down without feeling crowded.

Suddenly, Bai Luo seemed to remember something, looked up at Feng Jian Youxiang, with a hint of sadness in his tone.

"Old purple woman bullied me!"

"it is good."

Feng Jian Youxiang picked up the parasol and was about to stand up, but was held down by Bai Luo in time.

"Wait, you're not going to blow up the Yakumo residence, are you?"

"Can't you?"

Feng Jian Youxiang frowned and asked, "She bullied you, so she should pay the price."

"no!"

Bai Luo firmly opposed it.

This made Yakumo Yukari, who was hiding in the gap, feel relieved and touched.

It’s not in vain that I suffer.

This kid finally became sensible for once.

However, the next moment——

"After bombing the Yakumo residence, Lan has to clean up the mess. This is unacceptable."

Bai Luo said righteously, "So, you can't bomb the Yakumo Residence. If you have to bomb it, just bomb Old Lady Zi alone."

Yakumo Yukari: “…”

Sure enough, this kid is here to defeat me.

"it is good."

Kazami Yuuka nodded thoughtfully.