Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

Facing Ibuki Suika's strange gaze, Reimu didn't blush and her heart didn't beat, but Bai Luo still had his moral integrity. He hit Reimu on the forehead with his finger, causing the latter to cover her forehead and grit her teeth in pain.

"It's just that Yakumo Yukari said that. We are not engaged. Nowadays, we value free love and mutual affection. We don't play with parental orders or matchmaker's words."

"Yakumo Yukari?"

Ibuki Suika was stunned again. She hadn't been to Gensokyo for about a month, so how could so many things have happened?

"What is your relationship with Yakumo Yukari? Illegitimate child?"

"Talking nonsense!"

Bai Luo glared at her and said, "Who are they mother and son? Stop making random guesses, okay?"

Ibuki Suika thought for a while, and then seemed to understand something, and suddenly said: "Could it be that Yakumo Yukari has taken a fancy to you, but because of her face she has to - wow...hiss..."

Before she could finish her words, Ibuki Suika was hit on the head by a fan that stretched out from the gap. The force was so strong that white smoke immediately came out of her forehead.

At the same time, Yakumo Yukari's gnashing voice could be heard from the gap, "You are so rude, if you dare to talk nonsense again, you will lose your Ibuki Piao."

"sorry."

Hearing Yakumo Yukari's threat, Ibuki Suika decisively admitted her mistake and immediately shut up.

Ibuki Hina can produce endless amounts of fine wine, so stealing her would be more satisfying than beating yourself up.

"This is the young master of our Yakumo family, his name is Bai Luo."

Yakumo Yukari finally gave an explanation.

Only when the gap was completely closed did Ibuki Suika let out a long sigh of relief. At this moment, Reimu seemed to remember something and asked curiously:

"Master Bai, what is your commission?"

"First of all, stop calling me Master Bai and just call me Bai Luo."

Bai Luo saw Ling Meng nod in agreement, and he continued: "During this period of time, someone might come to trouble me, so..."

"Who is this bold lunatic? Tell me, and I'll go and defeat her immediately!"

Before Bai Luo could finish, Reimu interrupted him indignantly. Daring to attack her God of Wealth, how dare he do that?

Gensokyo: Chapter 23: Don’t hug the slime pillow casually!

"You don't have to go looking for them. Just help me hold the fort when they come to me."

Seeing her rolling up her sleeves and even taking out the Yin-Yang Jade, Bai Luo quickly stopped her.

"How can that be possible? Oh, don't worry, just tell me their names and I'll go beat them up."

"Eternal Pavilion."

"..."

Hearing the name Bai Luo called out, Lingmeng silently put the Yin-Yang Jade back.

Eientei, one of the top forces in Gensokyo.

If it were any other force, Reimu might still be able to fight, but facing Eight Senses Eirin, she would not be able to defeat him even if she exploded her Cosmo.

"Wait for me a few minutes."

Under Bai Luo's blank gaze, Lingmeng ran back to the room, and there was a sound of rummaging through drawers.

After a while, she came out holding a small box.

"what is this?"

Bai Luo looked at the wooden box in confusion, and Ibuki Suika also came over curiously.

"I drew the spell when I had nothing to do."

Reimu opened the box and saw stacks of talisman papers packed inside, which looked like there were at least a thousand sheets.

Bai Luo had already guessed her purpose.

As expected, Reimu picked up a piece of talisman paper and said grimly, "Even though we can't beat her, blowing up her Eternal Pavilion shouldn't be a problem."

"Call Yakumo Aoi over later and have her cooperate with Suika and me to ensure everything goes smoothly."

After saying that, she couldn't wait to stuff a stack of talismans into Ibuki Suika's hands and said, "Hide these talismans and throw them directly at the opponent when the time comes."

Ibuki Suika took the talisman and asked naively, "Do I want one too?"

"Don't you want to duel with a strong one? That guy named Yagi Eirin is at Eien-tei."

Reimu asked back, and Ibuki Suika's eyes lit up. She nodded heavily, "Okay! Let's get her!"

The two quickly reached a consensus, divided the talisman paper, and prepared to leave.

At this moment, Bai Luo finally came to his senses, and hurriedly grabbed the two people who were about to leave, giving each of them a vicious slap on the head:

"Fuck you big-headed ghosts!"

...

After a detailed explanation, Bai Luo finally dissuaded them from attacking Yongyuan Pavilion.

Rubbing his red knuckles in pain, he gave one last warning:

"Anyway, we don't need to take the initiative. I'll let you know when I need you to take action."

"Don't worry, I'll definitely be at the front when the time comes! I'll kill her even if I have to swing the Yin-Yang Jade!"

Lingmeng patted her small chest and made a promise, as if as long as Bai Luo gave the order, she would go through fire and water without hesitation.

Before leaving, Bai Luo gave her another bag of silver coins and left under Reimu's gaze as if he were looking at a god.

...

Time flies, and it is already the end of April.

Due to Bai Luo's deliberate concealment, Kaguya Houraisan did not realize that Bai Luo also lived in Gensokyo.

As the end of summer approaches, the weather has gradually become hotter. Even with a cool slime pillow in his arms, Bai Luo still tossed and turned and couldn't sleep well.

Released his grip on the slime, Bai Luo sat up straight, rubbed his hazy eyes, and muttered in dissatisfaction:

"What kind of weather is this? Gensokyo was supposed to be warm in the winter and cool in the summer."

[Notice. Provide the necessary materials such as plastic, metal, glass fiber, rubber, etc. to synthesize air conditioners]

"Air conditioning?" Bai Luo was stunned for a second after hearing the Great Sage's voice. After realizing what was happening, he immediately asked with renewed vigor:

"Great Sage, can you make an air conditioner?"

[Correct answer]

"What are you waiting for!"

Bai Luo became extremely excited instantly after receiving a positive answer. He quickly climbed down from the bed, ran out of the bedroom barefoot, and went to the storage room to rummage through the drawers.

"Master Bai, what are you looking for? Do you need Lan's help?"

Yakumo Lan walked in and saw a figure rummaging around in the corner, and asked softly.

"No need, I'm just looking for something." Without turning his head, Bai Luo continued to rummage through the things in the storage room.

Seeing this, Yakumo Lan said no more, retreated, and then walked into Bai Luo's room.

As a shikigami, one of her duties is to help her young master tidy up his room.

Having said that, it was the first time she walked into Bai Luo's room.

Like its owner, the room is decorated in a blue hue. Except for a computer on the desk, everything else is blue, creating a clean and simple look.

"It's much cleaner than Lady Zi's room."

Yakumo Ran murmured softly, her eyes falling on the slime pillow on the sea-blue bed, her peach-colored eyes sparkling with curiosity.

As early as when Young Master Bai lived in the Yakumo residence, she noticed this pillow. It looked almost the same as Young Master Bai himself. Was it specially made?

Yakumo Aoi took a few steps closer, picked up the pillow from the bed, and touched it with his hand. It was as soft as he had imagined, with a cool surface, like a water bag filled with water, but still tough.

After playing with it for a while, he tried pinching it twice.

Sudden--

“…What are you doing?!”

A figure rushed in and snatched the slime pillow from her arms. His face was red and full of anger.

As Bai Luo moved his mind, the slime turned into liquid and merged into his body.

Seeing this, Yakumo Aoi also realized what he had done. His cheeks felt slightly hot, and his fox ears twitched uneasily, making him look a little guilty.

"I'm sorry." She bowed and apologized.

She never expected that the so-called "slime pillow" was actually a clone of Young Master Bai, and it also had corresponding empathy.

When Yakumo Ran thought about the feeling of putting the cold pillow on her chest and burying her face in it, her face became even hotter.

Bai Luo was still glaring at her angrily, a look that was in stark contrast to his appearance, which made Yakumo Lan unable to help laughing, and she felt the urge to pat his head.

"Why are you in a daze!"

"sorry."

Yakumo Lan came back to his senses, apologized again, and then explained: "Lan just wanted to help tidy up your room, it was definitely not intentional."

"It's not that I don't allow you to touch it, just tell me in advance, and don't attack me suddenly..." Bai Luo muttered softly, with a hint of dissatisfaction in his tone. He was originally looking for something, but was frightened by these sudden touches.

He took out a piece of paper and a pen from his stomach and wrote down the materials he had not yet found.

"If you want me to forgive you, then help me find these."

"No problem, leave it to Lan."

Hearing this, Yakumo Lan breathed a sigh of relief, quickly glanced at the note, and then nodded in agreement.

"Then I'll take my leave first. The things on the note will be delivered to you in the evening."

"Go ahead, come back in the evening and I'll make fried tofu for you."

A smile returned to Bai Luo's face, and he could already imagine the wonderful life of eating popsicles with air conditioning in the summer.

After Yakumo Aoi's figure disappeared, Bai Luo hummed a happy tune and returned to sit in front of the computer. However, before he turned on the computer, a gap suddenly opened up under his feet.

Gensokyo: Chapter 24: Visiting the White Jade Tower

"Take me to visit someone? I don't want to go, send me back! I have an appointment to play one-on-one with someone this afternoon!"

"Refuse? Are you sure? Let's remember that the princess doesn't know yet, but the person she's been thinking about so much also lives in Gensokyo."

Facing the aggressive Bai Luo, Yakumo Yukari just threatened with a smile.

"You son of a bitch, can you be any more shameless?"

"Of course, I can even tie you up and send you to the Eternal Pavilion myself."

Listening to Yakumo Yukari's relaxed tone, Bai Luo gnashed his teeth in anger. The next moment, as if he thought of something, he smiled:

"I don't believe it. If you have the ability, just tie it up."

After saying this, he stretched out his hands, closed his eyes, and looked like he was at the mercy of others. Yakumo Yukari was a little confused, but soon she realized where Bai Luo's confidence came from -

If she really kidnapped the person and took him to Eternal Pavilion, then, besides that little girl Reimu, even Kazami Yuuka would come looking for her.

The former is easy to solve, but the latter...

Given Yuuka Kazami's personality, after bombing the Yakumo residence, she might go straight into the Eternal Pavilion.

Yakumo Yukari doesn't think that Kazami Yuuka would worry about the big barrier. With the strength of her and Yagyu Eirin, if they really fight, the big barrier will be like paper and will be torn apart in ten rounds at most.

Thinking of this, Yakumo Yukari glanced at Bai Luo with a somewhat subtle look. Although she had known Feng Jianyouxiang for so long, Bai Luo was the first person that this guy valued so much.

"Forget it, I won't tie you up."

Finally, Yakumo Yukari gave up the idea of tying the person up and said, "Are you sure you don't want to go? If you don't go, we'll go by ourselves."

"If you want to go, go by yourself. I'm definitely going back to play games anyway."

"Well, too bad I wanted Yuyuko to give you Youmu's half-spirit. It's like a flying marshmallow, and it's strawberry flavored."

Yakumo Yukari regretfully opened the gap leading to the White Jade Tower and stepped in. Bai Luo turned his head to glance at the gap leading to his bedroom, hesitated for half a second, and then decisively chose the gap that Yakumo Yukari entered.