Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

Bai Luo opened a gap and looked through it to see what was happening in the Happy House.

I saw that the originally spacious yard was now filled with kappas.

They lined up and put money into the money box at the door one by one. After putting the money in, they closed their eyes and put their hands together, as if praying.

Bai Luo was confused for a moment, his brain working rapidly. Thinking about the three kappas from yesterday and the day before yesterday, he instantly understood - because of certain kappas, he had become a god in their hearts. And not only did they hang a money box at their doorstep, they also voluntarily put the shrine fee into it.

Fortunately, they didn't play with the collars and chains that day.

Kaguya came closer and saw what was in the gap. She was even more shocked. After so much time, this group of kappa were still queuing.

The monsters of Monster Mountain are united.

Kaguya once had the idea of winning over Kappa, but before she could do it, the old faction got there first.

Since the old faction had already won over Daitengu, she had originally thought that Youkai Mountain would not be a pawn.

No one expected that Bai Luo would do something big without saying a word, and successfully bring together the entire Kappa clan.

"Brilliant."

Kaguya gave a thumbs up.

Bai Luo remained silent. According to the current situation, if he could win over Kappa, he would have a great advantage.

"Wow-hiss!"

As Bai Luo swiped towards the void, a kappa fell from the gap, landed on its butt, and grimaced in pain.

"...God, Lord God!?"

After a while, the kappa discovered Bai Luo and was immediately delighted.

Looking at the familiar Kappa girl in front of him, Bai Luo's eyelids twitched twice imperceptibly. He just made a casual swipe, but he didn't expect to directly pick the culprit of all this trouble.

After pondering his words for a while, Bai Luo pointed at the crowded scene at the gate of his own yard and asked, "What's going on?"

"Replying to the God, this is our Kappa clan's offering to you."

The Kappa girl answered respectfully.

"I mean, why are you offering me sacrifices for no reason?"

Bai Luo's teeth chattered.

Hearing this, the Kappa girl smiled smugly. "Of course, it was your most loyal believer, 'He Ling'er,' who did the promotion! I've been specifically advertising your title, 'Cucumber God,' on every public website in Kappa. At first, they didn't believe it, but when I shared some of the cucumbers you gave them, they instantly became your believers."

Bai Luo's face stiffened as he listened to He Ling'er's words.

If it wasn't a critical period of fighting with Yakumo Yukari and the others, he really wanted to take out his hammer and hit her twice.

As for Kaguya, the moment she heard the words "Cucumber God", she started laughing so hard that she split her legs and slapped the wall, gasping for breath.

"What are you laughing at!"

Bai Luo glared at her angrily.

"No, nothing..."

Kaguya tried hard to suppress her laughter, but this only made Bai Luo even more irritated, and he decisively pulled out a blue hammer.

“Wuuuuwa…his ...

Kaguya fled in terror, and Shiro chased after her, hammering non-stop.

Even though the two of them were in a private room, Kaguya's loud voice still penetrated the wall and reached the ears of everyone outside.

They pushed the door open and walked in.

"What are you talking about? Why are you so noisy?"

Meihong asked first.

However, before Bai Luo could answer, she noticed Kaguya's bruised and battered appearance, and she burst out laughing.

"Otaku girl, what's this new look of yours? It suits you very well."

"Want to fight?"

Kaguya was so angry. If she couldn't hit her own treasure, how could she not hit this turkey?

Before the two of them could make a move, they were hit on the head first. The pain made them squat down and hold their heads.

"If you were to fight, this stronghold would be destroyed."

Bai Luo yelled in annoyance, then explained, "We're just discussing the next plan. You guys just keep playing your games."

Everyone turned and left after hearing this.

"Wait a minute!"

Reimu suddenly caught something out of the corner of her eye. She stopped abruptly and approached quickly, her face almost touching the gap.

"What is this? Moriya Shrine? Impossible. There's no such place there. And Moriya Shrine doesn't have so many believers. Could it be that a new shrine has been built?"

Reimu was wary but also envious. She wished her shrine could be so crowded.

"Wait a moment!"

Reimu suddenly straightened up. "T-This courtyard structure... and that sun lounger!"

Her pupils trembled as she turned to Bai Luo: "Could this be your happy house?!"

"if not."

Bai Luo rolled his eyes.

Without the slightest hesitation, Reimu sank to her knees and clasped her hands together: "God! Please allow me to be a miko at your shrine! Just give me 30%... No, 20% of the incense money!"

Bai Luo's mouth twitched uncontrollably: "Where's your moral integrity?"

The others also stared at Reimu with strange eyes, but Reimu didn't care.

"What is moral integrity? Can it be exchanged for money or eaten as food?"

After saying that, she hugged Bai Luo's thighs, her face full of piety.

"You know, Master Bai, I've always treated you like a god. I'm also the most legitimate miko in Gensokyo, and I've been professionally exorcising monsters for thirty years. Just give me a nod, and I'll move to the Happy House and serve you wholeheartedly!"

Everyone looked at him with a subtle look.

Bai Luo couldn't help but hold his forehead: "You are a shrine maiden of Hakurei Shrine after all, how could you change jobs so easily? And you said you have been treating your retirement for 30 years, but you haven't even lived that long. Even if you started treating your retirement in your mother's womb, it's impossible."

Marisa nodded in agreement and added, "Exactly. If the gods of Hakurei Shrine heard you say that, they would be very sad."

Hearing this, Reimu raised her head and waved her hand nonchalantly: "God? What god? I've been a shrine maiden at Hakurei Shrine for so many years, and I've never even seen the shadow of a god. Maybe there's no god at all in the shrine!"

The corners of Bai Luo's mouth twitched even more violently, and he couldn't help but complain: "Hey, hey, if the gods of Hakurei Shrine heard what you said, I'm afraid they would punish you."

Return to Gensokyo: Chapter 128: The New Generation Launches a Fierce Attack

"Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?"

Ling Meng didn't care at all. She still hugged Bai Luo's thigh tightly and said confidently: "Divine punishment? That requires a god! I don't care. From now on, Master Bai, you are my god."

"But I'm not a god. I can't be one even if I wanted to."

Bai Luo said helplessly.

"No, the kind you're talking about is only an innate god, but as long as there is enough faith, it can also become an acquired god."

Suwako Miyabi interrupted and said that she was the deity of Moriya Shrine.

"That's right, that's right."

Ling Meng clenched his fists and said seriously, "As long as Master Bai gives the order, I will go through fire and water without hesitation!"

"No need."

Bai Luo's eyes were subtle, and he waved his hands, but then he said thoughtfully, "But I can accept becoming a god."

If you become a god, you will have your own income.

Although he wanted pocket money now and could ask anyone for it, it was not his own money after all, so he felt uneasy spending it.

As long as this matter is done well, there will be an additional source of income. Then I can earn and spend my own money, and no longer have to look for Zi Ma and others for that little bit of money.

Thinking of this, Bai Luo's golden eyes flashed with excitement.

"So where should we choose our shrine? At your house or at Hakurei Shrine? And that plaque at Hakurei Shrine, do you want me to smash it and replace it with one that says 'Hakurei Shrine'?"

"No, that's not necessary. Just keep calling it Hakurei Shrine."

Bai Luo almost choked to death at her words and quickly waved his hand, "The address will be chosen on your side, and we'll have all the believers go there when the time comes."

"Okay!"

Reimu ran as fast as she could, eager to see the shrine bustling with people.

Bai Luo turned and walked over to He Ling'er, who had been waiting quietly for a long time, and said with a smile, "Can you help me?"

He Ling'er nodded repeatedly: "It is my honor to work for the Lord God. Do you want Ling'er to spread your name so that more people will know it?"

"Yes, from now on, worshippers will go to Hakurei Shrine."

Bai Luo said this and took out three bags of cucumbers from the gap.

"Take these three bags of cucumbers back and divide them among them."

The moment the cucumber appeared, He Ling'er's eyes lit up, but she still made a solemn promise.

"Make sure to complete the mission."

"By the way, this bag of cucumbers is your hard work fee."

Bai Luo took out another bag of cucumbers and handed it to He Ling'er, telling her that she had to give some benefits if she wanted to do something good for her.

He Ling'er carefully took the bag of cucumbers that belonged to her alone, as if she was holding some priceless treasure.

"Don't worry, God! I will make sure everyone knows of your existence!"

Until He Ling'er disappeared, Bai Luo turned around and glanced at everyone. Seeing that they had not left yet, he spoke.

"There's a change in our plan. We're no longer setting up an esports room. Instead, everyone will go back to their homes to access the internet. For those who don't have computers at home, Kaguya and I will be in charge of installing them."

Hearing this, everyone's expressions became unsettled.

"Didn't they lock our computers?"

"After I go back, I can only play for two hours a day."

"Yeah, I've tried everything before, but as soon as the time comes, the computer will automatically lock itself and I can't open it no matter what I do."

“…”

Everyone was talking about it, and most of them were opposed.

Kaguya then spoke up, "I've tried everything, but the lock on that Yakumo Yukari is completely unbreakable. It can't even be called a lock. To be more precise, it's a layer of cracks covering it."

After listening to their concerns, Bai Luo simply smiled calmly: "Since I dare to propose this plan, there must be a solution. You will know the specific details when the time comes."

After sending them out, Bai Luo and Kaguya talked alone.

"According to the timetable, Zi Ma and the others will have almost tracked down this stronghold. By then, we won't build a new one. We'll just do as I said before and stay home and surf the internet."

"That's fine, but how do we resolve the two-hour limit?"

Kaguya asked with a frown.

"I've recently had Patchouli and the Great Sage research VR technology together. They've almost created a prototype. With the technical support from Kappa and the others, the first generation of VR equipment will be ready before Purple Mother closes down this stronghold."

Bai Luo narrowed his eyes and explained.

"VR? Is it the kind where you put on glasses and you're immersed in the game?"

Kaguya was extremely excited.

"Ahem, it's not that exaggerated."

Bai Luo coughed dryly twice. "What you're talking about might become a reality in the future, but for now, it can only be operated like a computer. You can control the characters through the movements of your hands and feet."

"That's it..."

Kaguya was a little disappointed, but quickly cheered up and asked worriedly.

"What if they discover our VR device?"