Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

good to eat!

The taste is similar to modern steak, but it is more delicate and tender, and the gravy is thick but not greasy at all.

Bai Luo couldn't help but take a few more bites, and his cheeks suddenly became bulging.

Most of the Maoyu are 5-15 cm in size.

This piece of hairy jade is considered to be relatively large, but after removing the outer layer of fluff, the core is only the size of a fist, and most of it disappears in a few bites.

Just then, there was a rustling sound from the bushes behind.

Bai Luo looked towards the bushes.

One second, two seconds... ten seconds passed, and there was still no movement.

"Am I too sensitive?"

he said to himself.

But the next second, there was a rustling sound suddenly coming from the grass.

Bai Luo shuddered and became nervous again. Only when he saw the rabbit jump out did he feel completely relieved.

It seems that I am really too sensitive.

A smile appeared on the young face again, but the moment he turned around, the smile disappeared again.

"No."

"Where's my barbecue?"

"Where's this big of a barbecue?!"

Bai Luo stared at the bare branches with wide eyes, his eyes full of anger.

At this moment, how could he not guess that he had just been tricked.

For foodies, there is nothing more outrageous than having food snatched from your mouth.

But after searching the area, Bai Luo didn't find any suspicious traces.

After the search was fruitless, I had to give up.

It's getting dark and I need a place to stay at this stage.

Perhaps due to the large temperature difference between day and night, or for some other reason, the forest gradually became foggy. As night fell, the vision gradually became blurred and visibility became very poor.

Bai Luo continued to walk forward.

After half an hour, we couldn't get out of the forest, so we had to find a place to rest.

There are many ways to determine the location in an unfamiliar forest -

For example, if we look at the growth patterns of trees, the grass and trees are lush on the south side, while moss is more likely to grow on the north side.

You can also observe tree stumps. Wider growth rings represent the south, while narrower growth rings represent the north.

Or walk along a river where the water flows to lower places.

If there are humans nearby, there will most likely be traces of human construction or survival near the water source.

Fortunately, Bai Luo found a stream soon.

He walked north along the stream.

Just from the Mao Yu, it is enough to see that this is not an ordinary world. At the very least, it is certain that monsters exist in this world.

Unfortunately, the great sage could not determine the specific world based on just a piece of Mao Yu, but he also gave several worlds with the greatest possibility.

Among them, the most likely one is Gensokyo, a paradise for monsters and gods. Bai Luo's impression of this world is very vague. He can only vaguely remember that the people in it generally have low moral integrity and are all old guys who have lived for a long time.

Simply put - sinister + shameless.

[Notice. Suggest stopping or changing direction]

"Ok?"

"why?"

【Cliff ahead】

Bai Luo stopped suddenly, but it was too late. Half of his foot had already left the ground and was stepping on the void.

“Ah! Wow!”

The screams echoed throughout the mountains and forests, but stopped abruptly after just a few seconds.

The moment it fell, a hole suddenly appeared at the bottom and swallowed Bai Luo directly.

He felt a little dazed as he stepped on the ground.

"No need to thank me~"

"Of course, if you really want to thank me, I wouldn't mind making me an extra meal."

A charming and lazy voice sounded, and Bai Luo looked back.

A blonde woman was standing behind him, looking at him with a smile. There was a faint smile on her beautiful face, and her purple eyes held a hint of teasing.

He was dressed very gorgeously, wearing a round-top lace hat and a purple Taoist robe with patterns like the Bagua on it, which gave him a vague sense of mystery.

[Information. This individual is named Eight...]

"I know who you are!"

Without waiting for the great sage to speak, Bai Luo clapped his hands excitedly, looking up and down at Yakumo Yukari, as if recalling something.

Yakumo Yukari also looked at him, waiting for Bai Luo's next words. Then, under her curious gaze, Bai Luo uttered two words with a serious face:

"Purple Mom!"

Gensokyo: Chapter 2: Acting cute? Impossible! I'm sorry, Purple Sister...

[Notice. The individual Yakumo Yukari's anger value is continuing to rise.]

"I can see that without being reminded."

Bai Luo looked at Yakumo Yukari's obviously abnormal expression and stepped back repeatedly.

"Tell me, how do you want to die?"

There was a smile in Yakumo Yukari's tone, but Bai Luo felt creepy.

Great sage, please save us quickly.

After a few seconds of silence, the great sage's voice sounded again in Bai Luo's mind.

[No solution, the gap in strength between the two sides is too great]

Ruined.

Bai Luo wanted to cry but had no tears.

It can’t be the end just after crossing over, right? Will I have a third chance to cross over?

Seeing that he hadn't moved for a long time, Yakumo Yukari said again:

"Why? You want me to help you choose?"

His purple eyes narrowed slightly into a slit, his gaze as if he was looking at prey.

Just when Bai Luo gave up struggling, the voice of the great sage came to his mind again.

[According to the memory corridor analysis, there is a small probability that individual Yakumo Yukari likes younger children]

Hearing this, Bai Luo looked up, stared at Yakumo Yukari for a few seconds, and shook his head firmly, making Yakumo Yukari's expression even darker.

No!

This kind of thing is absolutely unacceptable. I'm a grown man, and you want me to act like a child and beg for forgiveness by being cute?

Bai Luo rejected it sternly.

This kind of thing only happens for the first time and the countless times, there is no room for compromise!

The great sage was silent for a while before he said:

[Yakumo Yukari pays attention to age, so calling her younger might be effective.]

This method sounds very credible. After all, the opponent immediately got angry as soon as he called out "Purple Mom". It is obvious that he is extremely sensitive to age.

Bai Luo thought quickly and decided to use this method. After all, it was much better than the previous cute method.

So, under Yakumo Yukari's stunned gaze, Bai Luo suddenly stood up, took a step forward, placed his hands on his knees, and shouted weakly:

"Sister Zi, I'm sorry."

Yakumo Yukari was stunned, and the great sage stopped talking.

The atmosphere became a little awkward.

After a long time, Yakumo Yukari finally reacted, and her face, which was already full of dark lines, became even darker than the bottom of a pot.

Great sage, please help quickly, something is wrong!

Didn't she say that she likes people calling her by nicknames that make her look younger? But why does she look even angrier now?

Bai Luo frantically called for help.

[You previously called her "Mama" but now you've changed it to "Sister" which is a name that doesn't really fit the situation, causing Yakumo Yukari to mistakenly think you were being sarcastic.]

The great sage's voice sounded somewhat helpless.

When Bai Luo heard this, he felt even more desperate to cry. Wasn't this just walking into trouble?

Thinking of this, he decisively took another step forward, straining his throat and speaking in a somewhat flattering tone:

"Sister Zi, you are a monster sage, you shouldn't bother with me."

The corners of Yakumo Yukari's mouth twitched a few times, and she sneered twice:

"What do you think?"

"I don't think so. If you really wanted to do something, you would have done it long ago instead of arguing with me and scaring me."

As Bai Luo spoke, he deliberately looked up and stared straight into Yakumo Yukari's eyes, as if he was very sure that she would not do anything.

"Oh?"

Yakumo Zi's eyes flickered slightly, and she said with a smile:

"You know how cat and mouse play? How can you be sure that I didn't kill you outright? I didn't want to slowly torture my prey and let you die in agony."

As if to verify her statement, she released some demonic power, and a bone-chilling cold feeling suddenly enveloped Bai Luo.

Bai Luo looked at her without blinking, without a trace of fear on his face, and he did not retreat at all.

However, although he appears so calm on the surface, if he were to slip and see a cliff again, he would probably choose to jump off.

The air was filled with tension.

After a long time, Yakumo Yukari raised the corners of her lips, and a hint of admiration rose in her purple eyes:

"Indeed, I have no intention of taking action against you."

Seeing that his bet was right, Bai Luo breathed a sigh of relief, but the next moment——

Yakumo Yukari suddenly changed the subject, her purple eyes flashed with danger, and she spoke with force:

"But I still want to beat you up!"

A slender white hand reached through the gap, grabbed the back of Bai Luo's collar, and lifted him up easily.

Then, without waiting for Bai Luo to react, he picked him up and walked into the gap.

"Hey, hey, didn't we agree not to fight?"

"Let me go! Don't move...hiss..."

"Bastard! Let go, wuwu..."

“…”

As the gap completely closed, Bai Luo's curses mixed with wails also came to an abrupt end.

A full half hour passed before the gap was opened again.