Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

In front is a wooden house with the words "Registration Office" written on the door.

The furnishings in the room were simple, with nothing else except a table and a few chairs.

At this moment, a young girl was sitting next to the table, holding a pen and writing something down.

Hearing footsteps coming from the door, she raised her head, saw the person coming, and said half-jokingly:

"What a rare guest! Would you like me to make you some tea?"

It’s not that Fujiwara no Mokou hasn’t brought people to register before, but at most she would just send them to the door and then leave.

"No need."

Fujiwara no Momoko glanced at her, turned her head and whispered to Bai Luo:

"She is Hieda Aqiu. Just record her personal information. If you encounter a question you don't want to answer or it's inconvenient to answer, you don't have to answer it."

"okay, I get it."

Bai Luo nodded obediently, pulled out a chair and sat down.

Hieda Aqiu listened to the conversation between the two, with a smile on her lips. It was the first time she saw Fujiwara Mokou so patient.

After the two of them sat down, Hieda Aqiu unfolded a thick booklet, picked up a pen and began to ask:

"name?"

"Bai Luo."

"What about race?"

"Slime, should be considered a kind of monster..."

"Slime? That's a race I've never heard of."

Hieda Aqiu tried to recall the name, but couldn't find it.

"If we only talk about this world, I should be the only slime." Seeing Aqiu's confusion, Bai Luo explained.

"Just like the realm monsters, one person per clan?" Hieda Aqiu was a little surprised and asked curiously, "Can I see your true form?"

Bai Luo nodded in agreement, twisted his body, turned back into a slime, jumped onto the table, and rolled a few times.

Looking at the sea-blue transparent dumpling in front of him, Hieda Aqiu resisted the urge to go forward and hug it, and continued recording:

"Do you belong to any faction?"

Before Bai Luo could answer, she habitually filled in "no power" on the paper. Except for a few special cases, people or monsters who had just entered Gensokyo were all alone.

"That's right."

Bai Luo was a little uncertain.

Yakumo Yukari casually said at the time: You will be a member of the Yakumo residence from now on.

Then there is no more.

There is no ceremony, no symbolic items. If I have to say something, it’s just that there is a lot of pocket money every month.

"should?"

Is this kind of thing even possible?

Hieda Aqiu was a little confused, and even Fujiwara no Mokou beside him was also confused.

"If that Yakumo Yukari isn't a brain wreck, then the faction I belong to should be considered the Yakumo residence."

Bai Luo said seriously.

"Yakumo Residence?"

His eyelids twitched suddenly, and Hieda Aqiu was a little bit unbelievable.

The same was true for Fujiwara no Moeko. She didn't expect that the little guy she met casually on the road was actually related to Yakumo Yukari.

And... brain twitch?

Anyone who dares to say that Yakumo Yukari is crazy is not someone who can do this, at least not Yakumo Aran.

In an instant, the look in Hieda Aqiu and Fujiwara no Moeko's eyes when they looked at Bai Luo changed.

"What's wrong?"

Bai Luo asked suspiciously, and Hieda Aqiu shook his head, "Nothing, just a little surprised."

Recording continues.

The rest was nothing more than questions about place of residence, hobbies and interests, plus some personal questions asked by Hieda Aqiu out of curiosity. The whole process took less than half an hour.

After completing the registration, Hieda Aqiu was about to make the request he had suppressed for a long time. He gently closed the registration book, raised his eyes and said seriously:

"Will you let me hug you?"

"Um!?"

Bai Luo was stunned at first, then looked at the sincere and earnest expression on Hieda Aqiu's face and silently pushed some chairs away.

"When you say hug, you mean my real body, right? If it's my real body, then it's not impossible..."

"If I could, I'd choose both."

"Boom-"

Bai Luo decisively pushed the chair away and hid behind Fujiwara no Moku, sticking out only his head and glaring at Hieda Aqiu angrily:

"Don't even think about it! Dream on!"

Bai Luo didn't hate the embrace of a beautiful girl, but definitely not in this capacity, or under such circumstances.

Beautiful girls are valuable, but moral integrity is even more valuable, let alone in Gensokyo where moral integrity is negative.

In the end, Hieda Aqiu achieved his goal, but only halfway.

She hugged Bai Luo, who had turned into a slime, tightly into her arms and buried her face in his. Regardless of his shouts of resistance, she hugged and sucked him, her face full of satisfaction.

...

After angrily complaining to Aqiu, Bai Luo said goodbye to Meihong and returned to the Happy House without stopping.

I originally thought that after buying the furniture, I would go back and decorate it immediately, and move in tonight, but I didn't expect so many unexpected changes to happen.

Perhaps it was the luck of being a salted fish that Bai Luo discovered an unexpected surprise on the way back.

A stone.

A not-so-simple stone

In Bai Luo's view, it was just an ordinary stone, but the great sage said it was a treasure.

The preliminary analysis alone takes two hours.

When Bai Luo returned to the sunflower field, the sunset was already covered with clouds.

In the direction of his home, Bai Luo vaguely saw a figure holding an umbrella, standing in front of his house.

Could it be...

There's a thief!?

Gensokyo: Chapter 1: Kazami Yuuka's Rage +1+1+...

"What are you doing here?"

Bai Luo approached and asked cautiously.

Hearing the voice, the woman holding the umbrella turned around, and looked at Bai Luo with her scarlet eyes. She did not answer Bai Luo's words, but asked a question in return:

"Are you the owner of this house?"

I can’t be so unlucky that Yuuka Kazemimiya would come to my house.

Bai Luo was panicking, but he pretended to be calm:

"What do you want from me?"

"Just passing by."

The woman said coldly, glancing in the direction of the Yakumo residence.

"Are you from Yakumo Yukari?"

Although he didn't know how the other party knew it, Bai Luo did not hide it. He nodded slightly and looked at the cold woman in front of him.

With short emerald green hair and a red plaid skirt, her beautiful face exudes a chill that could freeze three feet in the air.

The great sage is now analyzing the stone and cannot tell him the identity of the person in front of him.

Bai Luo tried his best to think about Feng Jianyouxiang's appearance, but the memory was too distant and he couldn't remember it.

According to Lan, Yuuka Kazami would not leave the sunflower field many times throughout the year, and even if she did, she would go to the human world.

Besides, his happy house is located on the side of the sunflower field, and even if he goes to the human world, he will not pass by here.

Therefore, it is unlikely to be Yuuka Kazami.

Thinking of this, Bai Luo breathed a sigh of relief, but to be on the safe side, he still asked:

"Do you know that girl named Yakumo Yukari?"

"do not know."

Kazami Yuuka gave the answer decisively, which made Bai Luo feel relieved - Yakumo Yukari said that she and Yuuka were good friends who had known each other for a thousand years.

However, Bai Luo did not notice the flash of disgust in Fengjian Youxiang's eyes when she said she didn't know him.

"Want to come in and sit down?"

Bai Luo sent out an invitation. Gensokyo is full of dangers. Although Yakumo Yukari and Yakumo Aoi are protecting them now, it will always pay off to establish good relationships with more people.

And just looking at her temperament, Bai Luo dared to conclude that the big sister holding an umbrella in front of him was not a simple character, but at least a potential stock.

So, without waiting for Feng Jian Youxiang to refuse, Bai Luo walked to her side and half pushed and half pulled her into the house.

First he put a plate of melon seeds on the table, then asked with a smile, "What would you like to drink?"

Bai Luo's constant enthusiasm made Feng Jian Youxiang swallow back what she was about to say and glanced at him subtly:

"Flower tea, please."

Bai Luo took out the items he had bought today from his stomach, searched for them but couldn't find any trace of the flower tea. He turned his head and said awkwardly:

“Is green tea okay?”

"can."

Feng Jian Youxiang nodded, and Bai Luo searched again. After half a minute, he turned back silently.

"Well... we don't have green tea either. Is black tea okay?"

Feng Jianyouxiang had no choice but to resist the urge to fire a magic cannon and nodded again.

Fortunately, this time Bai Luo searched and successfully found a bag of black tea from a pile of snacks.

"What kind of monster are you?"

Seeing Bai Luo spitting out something from time to time, Feng Jian Youxiang's eyes flashed with curiosity.

"Me? I'm just an ordinary slime."

Bai Luo didn't look back and focused on making tea.

Slime?

Yuuka Kazami had never heard of this kind of monster.

However, it didn't feel strange.

The world is so big, it's normal to have monsters that you have never heard of.

Ten minutes later, Yuuka Kazami looked at the milky brown liquid in the teacup in front of her and fell into deep thought.

In the kitchen, the originally bulging bag of black tea was now only one-fifth full.

Bai Luo turned his face away guiltily: "This is called milk tea, it tastes quite good, drink it quickly."

Sighing, Feng Jianyouxiang still picked up the teacup, slightly opened her red lips, and took a sip.