Zombie World, I am a wild god in Renjia Town

This is simply unbelievable and illogical.

Huang Dao put away the roster and smiled, "It's just to protect the country and the people!"

"What a great way to protect the country and the people!!"

Judge Cui chuckled, "Brother Huang Dao, from now on, I'll be troubling you with all matters concerning the transfer of the undead from Renjia Town in the underworld."

"It's my duty, not a problem."

Huang Dao waved his hand nonchalantly. It was his duty to cancel and transfer the undead under his jurisdiction. Why would he have to worry about that?!

"I didn't expect Brother Huang Dao to be such a straightforward person. Cui admires him."

Judge Cui removed a black waist badge with the words "Yinlusi" inscribed on it from his belt and handed it to Huang Dao, saying with a smile, "We hit it off right away. I have nothing but a token from the Yinlusi as a gift. With it, you can freely enter and exit the Yinlusi, consult the Book of Life and Death, and command the Yinlusi's ghost officials."

"..."

Huang Dao looked at Judge Cui silently. As the saying goes, when you give someone a gift, you must have something in mind. He was not familiar with Judge Cui at all, but Judge Cui gave him such a big gift on their first meeting, which made him feel puzzled.

Judge Cui saw Huang Dao's concerns and said with a smile, "Brother Huang Dao, don't worry too much. This is just a meeting gift. It doesn't involve any profit."

"In that case, I would be disrespectful."

Huang Dao himself was not a pretentious person. Seeing that Judge Cui was so loyal, he readily accepted the token.

"Haha, that's right."

Judge Cui nodded with satisfaction. "Brother Huang, you are very busy, so I won't keep you here any longer. We can chat again when we have the chance."

"Judge Cui, I will take my leave now."

Huang Dao saw that the matter was over, so he did not linger any longer and prepared to return to the world of the living. He bowed to Judge Cui and said goodbye. Under the guidance of Zhou Bu, he got on the carriage and drove out of the underworld.

"Sir, why do you value this land god so much!?"

Others were full of doubts. Although the land god was also a righteous god, his official rank was far lower than that of Judge Cui, and it was not worthy of Judge Cui to be so humble to him.

Judge Cui glanced at his subordinate and shook his head, "What do you know? The gods have retreated from the world, leaving the human world devoid of faith. Yet, Brother Huang Dao has suddenly risen to prominence. If he can seize this opportunity and rise to prominence, gathering all the worship from around the world, his future will be limitless. By then, the world will be transformed!"

“Times make heroes!!”

The gods are currently in seclusion in the human world, and the population is exploding, so the incense they can provide is far more than before.

With so much offerings to one person, Huang Dao’s future achievements are hard to imagine.

"Sir, since there is no faith in the world, why don't you..."

"I'm just an old hand, how can anyone trust me?!"

Judge Cui waved his hand and interrupted his subordinate's words in annoyance. Who doesn't want to enjoy the incense alone? It's a pity that the luck is not on his side. No matter how envious he is, it's useless. He can only invest something in Huang Dao in the hope of getting some return in the future.

Now the gods have withdrawn from the world, and the people have nowhere to turn to.

This is the worst of times, but also the best of times!!

Especially for a new god like Huang Dao, the road ahead is almost smooth, and all he needs to do is take big strides forward.

"Sir, we're leaving now!!"

Zhou Bu accompanied Huang Dao and his party all the way to the palace temple, where he respectfully bowed and said goodbye.

"Walk slowly!"

Huang Dao nodded to Zhou Bu and the other Yinchai, asking them to return the same way they came. Then, he waved his hand, and the door to the main god space appeared.

He was riding in a carriage, and the jailers struck a gong and pulled the carriage in one after another.

"Stand back!"

Huang Dao returned to the Huang Dao Temple and waved his hand to let the servants retreat and rest.

He took out the Yinlu Command Card given to him by Judge Cui, and seemed to be lost in thought.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for acquiring a new territory - the Banana Grove Thatched Hut. I hereby reward you with a magical artifact, a high-quality imitation banana fan!!"

At this moment, a system prompt sound flashed through his mind.

"Um!?"

He was slightly surprised that someone would bring his ancestral tablet back for worship at this hour!?

Huang Dao was surprised and drew a circle of light on his palm. His gaze followed the emerging scene all the way to the banana grove outside Renjia Town.

There is a simple thatched house in the banana grove, which is the residence of Liu Wei, the caretaker of the banana grove.

Liu Wei and his brother Liu Qiang are quite famous in Renjia Town. Both of them are bachelors for a lifetime. One is stupid and the other is stupid. Both of them do things without thinking.

Ever since word of Huang Dao's efficacy spread, the brothers Liu Wei and Liu Qiang often went to his temple to burn incense and pray for Huang Dao to give them a wife.

Huang Dao looked at the two men's attire and immediately realized that what the two brothers lacked was not marriage, but silver dollars.

They wished in the wrong direction.

Chapter 48: Boy's Body, Red String, Demon Marriage, Banana Spirit

"God Huang Daogong, I hope you will bless us to eliminate the demon smoothly tonight!!"

In the thatched hut in the banana grove, Qiu Sheng was wearing red and green, with a flower on his head, like a groom about to get married. He burned incense to the tablet of Huang Daogong with a sad face.

"Qiu Sheng, don't waste time!!"

Uncle Jiu urged Qiu Sheng on. Wencai, holding the Bagua mirror in one hand and a stack of yellow talismans in the other, gloated, "Brother, you are so capable, it's your turn to lure out the banana spirit."

To lure out the banana spirit, one must use a bachelor as bait.

To be honest, all three bachelors, the master and his apprentice, meet this condition. However, among the three, Uncle Jiu, as a backup, cannot go there himself, and his literary talent is not good enough and problems may arise easily, so this difficult task falls on Qiu Sheng.

When the time came, Qiu Sheng sighed resignedly.

"Remember what I told you. Later, place a pair of dragon and phoenix candles under the banana trees. Use red string to tie the candles together. Light the candles and throw one end of the string into the banana trees. Bring the other end into the house and tie it around your toes. Then, wake up and pretend to sleep. When the banana spirit appears, shout loudly. Your master is nearby and will rush to save you..."

"Master, I remember."

Qiu Sheng nodded with a bitter face.

Huang Dao listened to the conversation between Uncle Jiu and the others, frowned slightly, stretched out his hand, and the Book of Everything fell into his hand.

He flipped through the pages to see what had happened to Huang Wei.

"Huang Wei, a bachelor, with the help of his brother, used folk witchcraft to enter into a demonic marriage with the banana spirit in the banana forest at midnight tonight. The banana spirit drained his yang energy, severely damaging his vitality."

Huang Dao looked at the things recorded in the Book of Everything with a strange expression on his face. He couldn't believe that the two brothers were so obsessed with women that they actually set their sights on the banana spirit, causing such a disaster.

He shook his head. He had been single for so long that even a sow looked pretty.

Driven by desire, the two brothers were already eating anything they could find.

However, this incident reminded him that there was indeed such a plot in "The Taoist Priest with One Eyebrow".

Whoops! !

While Huang Dao was checking the Book of Everything to figure out the whole thing, Qiu Sheng had already tied a knot on the big toe of his toe in the thatched hut in the banana grove, following Uncle Jiu's instructions.

He kept muttering to himself, "May the Yellow Emperor bless you, may the Yellow Emperor bless you!!"

Wencai hid under the bed, holding an eight-diagram mirror. He had pasted yellow talismans all around the edge of the bed. Listening to Qiu Sheng's mumbling, he curled his lips and muttered, "If Huang Daogong wants to bless you, he should bless me. After all, I'm the one who burns incense to him every day."

Uncle Jiu hid outside the room, observing the situation and waiting for Qiu Sheng and Wencai to send a signal.

Time passed little by little.

Suddenly, the banana grove outside the thatched hut swayed slightly, and then the red rope tied to the dragon and phoenix candles seemed to be pressed down by something and fell slightly. The dent in the rope went from the banana grove all the way along the red rope and quickly disappeared into the thatched hut.

Inside the house, Qiu Sheng closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, praying for Huang Daogong's blessing in his heart.

If their Maoshan founder knew about this, I wonder if he would be furious to death.

brush! !

At this moment, a fragrant breeze suddenly blew from the beam, making Qiu Sheng alert. He opened his eyes suddenly and saw a beautiful and charming figure in a red dress floating in the air, posing and staring at him seductively.

“This time it’s just right!!”

Qiu Sheng looked at the charming woman in the air and murmured to himself, finally it wasn't an ugly girl who came to repay his gratitude this time.

It's so tempting, no wonder the two brothers, Stupid and Stupid, couldn't resist the temptation.

He swallowed hard and opened his mouth to shout.

Unexpectedly, the witch waved her sleeves and his mouth was immediately covered by a red scarf, making him stammer and unable to speak. He grabbed the scarf but couldn't pull it free. He was so scared that he quickly got up and ran for his life.

He had just started practicing, so how could he be a match for this kind of monster?

The next moment, his limbs were suddenly bound by red scarves, and then other red scarves hung down one by one, forming a gauze curtain, as bright red as a wedding bed.

The witch waved her sleeves again, and the red scarf wrapped around Qiu Sheng was pulled up little by little. She hugged Qiu Sheng with greed in her eyes, and then the red scarf flew, wrapping the two of them like dumplings, and they swayed like caterpillars.

My life is at risk! !

Wencai hurt me!!

The master is unreliable!!

Huang Daogong, help me! !

Wrapped in a red scarf, Qiu Sheng felt quite desperate, as if no one could help him but heaven and earth could give him help.

"How dare you, a daring monster, harm others!?"

At this moment, a loud shout was heard out of nowhere, and then a golden light was seen. The banana spirit who was about to absorb Qiu Sheng's yang energy suddenly screamed, and the whole person flew backwards and hit the beam of the house. The originally beautiful appearance now looked as if it had been burned by fire. The face was charred and smoking, and covered with wrinkles. She looked like an old witch.

Qiu Sheng also fell from the air with a thud, directly collapsing the bed board and crushing Wencai underneath.

Then, both of them cried out in pain.

"Monster, prepare to die!"

Uncle Jiu, who was outside the house, heard the sound and kicked the door open, rushing in with a peach wood sword in his hand. When he saw the appearance of the banshee, he frowned and threw the peach wood sword out.

Qiu Sheng poked his head out and saw this scene, his face filled with bitterness. Why is it another ugly thing? Is he not popular with beautiful women?!

Wow! !

The banshee screamed and covered her face, then angrily waved her sleeve to knock the peach wood sword away. At the same time, a strong wind blew in the thatched house, and the thatch fluttered, which was fascinating to the eyes.

"I won't let you go!!"

The banshee seized the opportunity, uttered a harsh word, and prepared to escape. She had just been hit by the golden light of the magic mirror and had been seriously injured. If she stayed, she would most likely be defeated, so running away was the best strategy.

It turned into a ball of red light and quickly escaped into the red rope.

"Monster, where are you going!?"

In the blink of an eye, the tablet of Huang Daogong's ancestral tablet burst into bursts of golden light, accompanied by a loud shout, and a mirror-like light shot out from the tablet and hit the dent on the red rope.

The banshee screamed, revealing her true form and rolling to the ground.

"Go!"

The next moment, a golden rope flew out of thin air, circled around the banshee, and bound her tightly in an instant.

"cut!!"

Another light shout was heard, and a red light shot out from the twisted air, hitting the banshee in the blink of an eye and passing through her heart.

what! !

The banshee screamed and turned into a cloud of black smoke and disappeared, leaving only a pool of black juice.

The red light watched the banshee die, then suddenly disappeared into the air.

The ropes that originally bound the banshee also twisted and turned like flying pythons, disappearing into thin air.

Chapter 49: The brave die of overeating, the timid die of starvation, and faith takes root in people's hearts

"Master, the monster has been eliminated!?"

Wencai stared in astonishment at the banana spirit that was eliminated in the blink of an eye. Qiusheng said with lingering fear, "Luckily, Master just helped to consecrate Huang Daogong's tablet, otherwise I would have almost lost my virginity to the banana spirit."

They received a commission from Liu Wei's brother Liu Qiang and hurried here from the charity cemetery. When they arrived, Liu Wei's yang energy had been almost completely sucked away by the banana spirit. Fortunately, he was only seriously injured and his life was not in danger. This was a blessing in disguise.

Uncle Jiu asked Liu Qiang to take Liu Wei out of the banana forest, while the three of them, master and apprentice, stayed to deal with the banana spirit.

They saw an unblessed ancestral tablet of Huang Daogong enshrined in the thatched hut. To be on the safe side, Uncle Jiu specially blessed the tablet.