Taoist Priest Xu said sternly, "What are you still thinking about? If you keep thinking about it, your life will be in danger. If you can't even save your own life, how can you still worry about whether you will have no descendants?!"
Zhang Dabing heard this and thought it was true. The most important thing now was to save his own life. If his life was gone, no matter how good other things were, it would be none of his business.
He gritted his teeth and kowtowed solemnly to Master Xu again, "Master, I am willing to cleanse my body and become your disciple."
"Okay, I'll wash you now!!"
Taoist Priest Xu nodded with satisfaction, and without further delay, he immediately began to cleanse Zhang Dabing's body.
"That's right, Fatty, from now on, you are also a member of our Taoist sect!"
Mao Shanming smiled jokingly.
Zhang Dabing's face was full of helplessness. He never imagined that joining the Taoist sect would have such a huge disadvantage.
Unparalleled!
Well, since my wife has run away with someone else, let’s just leave her without an offspring!
He comforted himself in his heart.
"Zhang Dadan, stop being in a daze and take off your clothes!"
Taoist Xu urged Zhang Dabing to take off his clothes. Zhang Dabing did not dare to delay and took off his clothes quickly.
Mao Shanming covered his eyes and said, "Ouch, my eyes are burning. I'm going to get stye. Don't look at or listen to anything indecent. May you be blessed with infinite blessings."
Taoist Priest Xu asked Zhang Dabing to stand still with his head held high and his chest puffed out. He then started the ritual and lit a handful of sandalwood incense in the incense burner. He then took out cinnabar ink, picked up the cinnabar brush, and chanted something to control the water and brush. Then he dipped the brush in cinnabar ink and quickly drew dense secret symbols and runes on Zhang Dabing's body.
In a short while, Zhang Dabing's body was covered with fiery red talismans, eight trigrams and other purification methods.
Taoist Priest Xu picked up the cinnabar brush, bowed to the altar, and chanted a mantra: "Boundless heaven, boundless earth, the ancestor shines his light for you. This light illuminates the heavens, your body is radiant with golden light, and blessings flow throughout your body. Invisible to the eyes, inaudible to the ears, you encompass heaven and earth, nurturing the hearts of all. White paper makes your face, colored paper makes your body. Before enlightenment, you are just paper, but after enlightenment, you transform into supernatural powers."
He picked up a cinnabar pen and hooked it against Zhang Dabing's ears, muttering, "Open your left ear to hear the underworld, and open your right ear to hear the world of the living."
Another touch of Zhang's bold lips, "Open your mouth and recite the magic talisman!"
He pinched the cinnabar brush and made a hand seal, shouting, "Cleanse your body, ghosts and demons will be frightened, and spirits will lose their composure. Vajra will appear quickly, as the command goes!"
As the spell fell, Zhang Dashan's whole body trembled suddenly, and something seemed to flow through his body, making him feel a sense of lightness and relaxation, as if he was walking on clouds.
"The Grandmaster will cleanse your body and protect your life, making you immune to all evil and invulnerable to all attacks!!"
Taoist Priest Xu grabbed the cinnabar brush and tapped it on Zhang Dabing's forehead. Instantly, a streak of cinnabar was left on Zhang Dabing's forehead, like a vertical pupil!
Taoist Priest Xu breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Zhang Dabing, and nodded with satisfaction, "From today on, you will officially become my disciple."
"Disciple Zhang Dadan thanks Master for washing my body!"
Zhang Dabing bowed respectfully and tactfully.
Taoist Priest Xu said, "You must not wash off the talismans on your body within two months, otherwise you will be unable to resist my senior brother's victory spell."
"When the 49 days are complete, you can rest assured."
"Master, I understand." Zhang Dabing put on his clothes and smiled happily, "Now we are a family."
"A family!?"
Taoist Priest Xu smiled strangely, picked up the remaining incense from the incense burner and thrust it into Zhang Dabing's body, burning him so much that he cried out in pain, "Master, what are you doing!?"
"Ha, now we're a family."
Taoist Master Xu smiled lightly, and then explained to Zhang Dabing the relationship between the two branches of their sect, namely, the stomping ground and the broken clothes.
The rag-and-bone people do not wear neat clothes, do not keep any money for the night before, and live a life like an ascetic monk.
Stomping the ground is a signal to invite gods to possess one's body, borrow the power of gods, avoid disasters and seek good fortune, and subdue demons and monsters.
"Ah? So miserable!?"
Zhang Dabing frowned as he listened to his master's request.
Not only do we have to have no descendants, we also have to have no money!
These days are so hard.
"You are my disciple, 903. I have nothing to give you!"
Taoist Priest Xu suddenly unbuttoned his clothes and took out a red bellyband from underneath. He handed it to Zhang Dabing and said, "This is a magic weapon my master left me. Wearing it can ward off evil spirits."
“Thank you, Master, for the treasure!!”
Zhang Dabing thanked ";::" again and again.
"Now, with this set of talismans and scriptures and the red bellyband, you don't have to worry too much about being harmed by my senior brother's victory-defying technique. However, this can only protect you from it. My senior brother knows more than just victory-defying techniques. He also knows how to fly down and summon the gods. You could still easily die if you're not careful, so we have to find a way to deal with it."
Taoist Master Xu explained the pros and cons to Zhang Dadan.
As long as Mr. Tan doesn't let Zhang Dabing go, Zhang Dabing will never have peace.
"As the saying goes, a thief can steal for a thousand days, but you can never be on guard against thieves for a thousand days. In my opinion, the safest way is to knock on Mr. Tan's door and arrest him."
Mao Shanming watched the show for a long time and finally put forward his own ideas.
"Brother Mao is right. Only by taking down the culprit, Master Tan, can you completely eliminate the danger. However..." Taoist Xu frowned, "Once we arrive at his door, we will inevitably have a head-on conflict with my senior brother. His magic power is higher than mine, and I may not be his opponent."
Mao Shanming said with his head held high: "I can lend you a helping hand and save this fat guy's life!!"
He has been following Zhang Dabing for the purpose of doing this good deed, so naturally he will not back down now.
"With Brother Mao's help, everything will be safe. However, we still need to prepare some things."
Taoist Xu was overjoyed.
With a Taoist helping him, he felt more confident.
"Master, what are we preparing for!?"
"Altar!"
“Altar!?”
Zhang Dabing was stunned.
Taoist Priest Xu nodded and explained, "In our Daoist sect, when people with equal magical powers fight, the one with the higher magical power will always win."
"Master, let's quickly build the altar!"
Zhang Dabing couldn't wait.
"It's getting late now, let's talk about it tomorrow!"
"Master, where are we going to sleep tonight?!"
Zhang Dabing glanced around the morgue. There were only coffins here, so where was the bed?
Taoist Priest Xu pointed to two rows of coffins and said casually, "You are my disciple now. Just take charge of this place. You can sleep in whichever coffin you like. You are welcome."
"Sleeping in a coffin!?"
Zhang Dabing felt dizzy and realized that he seemed to have become a disciple of a very scary master.
Chapter 109: The flying demon corpse, the Taishan stone daring to stand, the Huang Daogong's divine power
Mao Shanming and Zhang Dabing slept for one night in Wanfu Yizhuang.
When they woke up the next day, under the guidance of Taoist Master Xu, they worked together to build an altar specifically for fighting.
As the guys who make a living, Taoist Master Xu had already prepared various parts of the altar, and they only had to assemble them before they could use them.
For a whole day, they spent all their energy on building the altar.
It was not until night fell that they finally managed to build the altar.
"With this altar, I feel more confident in my duel with my senior brother!"
Taoist Master Xu looked at the lifting altar built with a small cart in front of him with satisfaction. This was the magic weapon he specially prepared to win the battle with others.
Now it finally comes in handy.
But he didn't expect that the person he had to deal with was actually his fellow senior brother!
What a sin!
"Master Xu is truly brilliant. He specially built a mobile altar. This way, we don't have to worry about breaking into other people's territory to fight."
Mao Shanming looked at the exquisite cart altar in front of him and gave Taoist Master Xu a thumbs up.
Taoist Priest Xu smiled reservedly, "It's just some weird trick I came up with during my daily life. It's not something I can show to the public."
The most important thing for a person who practices Taoism is the cultivation of his own life and death. The altar is just a small path outside the body. You can take advantage of it, but you cannot put the cart before the horse and immerse your mind in this small path all day long.
"Master, in this case, can we go and seek revenge on Master Tan?"
Zhang Dabing saw that the altar had been prepared, and he immediately became energized. He couldn't wait to rush to the Tan family to seek revenge on Mr. Tan.
Taoist Priest Xu nodded and said, "Let's rest up tonight and head to Tanjia Town tomorrow!"
"Tomorrow we'll teach this adulterous couple a lesson!!"
Zhang Dabing gritted his teeth. Whenever he thought about his wife not only having an affair but also colluding with the adulterer to kill him, he felt so angry that his teeth itched.
After the three of them were ready, they had a quick meal and then went to bed to recuperate and wait for dawn.
Late at night!
Zhang Dabing was sleeping soundly in the coffin when he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his body, which woke him up and he turned over and got out of the coffin.
He tore off his clothes in panic, only to see that his skin, which was covered with talismans and scriptures painted with cinnabar, was dented as if it had been pinched and hit by an invisible giant hand, and the dent kept moving, as if it was choosing a flaw to drill into his body.
"Master, help me!!"
He was so scared that he screamed.
Taoist Xu and Mao Shanming woke up in shock. When they stood up and saw the abnormality on Zhang Dabing's body, they were both shocked.
Taoist Priest Xu said in a deep voice, "Don't be afraid. My senior brother is casting a spell to stab you. You have talismans and scriptures on your body, and you are protected by the red bellyband passed down by our ancestors. This evil magic can't kill you, but..."
Zhang Dabing and Mao Shanming asked in unison, "But what?!"
"My senior brother has already obtained Zhang Dabing's birth date and horoscope. He won't give up. I suspect that if his first plan fails, he'll come up with another one. His flying demon corpse is about to attack us."
Taoist Master Xu knows his senior brother Qian Kai very well, and he knows exactly what kind of magic Qian Kai will use to harm people.
"Flying demon corpse!?"
Zhang Dabing swallowed his saliva. The name sounded evil.
"This flying demon corpse is a harmful zombie created by my senior brother using evil methods. It can fly hundreds of miles and take people's lives. It is indeed evil and powerful. If an ordinary person encounters it, they will definitely die."
Taoist Priest Xu briefly introduced the origin and abilities of the flying demon corpse, and asked Zhang Dabing to be careful.
Whoops! !
Just as they were talking, a strong wind suddenly blew outside the charity cemetery, causing the door of the charity cemetery to rustle and open and close with a bang.
"Oh no! My senior brother's flying demon corpse is coming to kill us! Everyone, be careful!!"
When Taoist Master Xu saw this strange scene, he immediately guessed the reason and picked up his peach wood sword from the altar.
Hehehe!!
As strange laughter sounded, they saw three hideous and terrifying demon corpses slowly descending from the night sky outside the door.
The faces of these demon corpses looked rotten as if they had been bitten by insects and eaten by maggots. They held bone sticks in their hands and stared at Taoist Xu and the others ferociously.
"Master, this is a big trouble!~"
Although Zhang Dabing was known as the bravest man in Tanjia Town, he turned pale with fright when he saw this horrific scene, which reminded him of the terrible experience he had in the Ma Family Ancestral Hall.
"Don't be afraid, I'm here!"
Master Xu clenched the peach wood sword, protected Zhang Dabing behind him, and carefully watched the demon corpse's every move.
“May Huang Daogong bless you!!”
Upon seeing this, Mao Shanming was very pleased and quickly ran to the statue of Huang Daogong. He bowed to him devoutly and then reached into his bag of eight trigrams and took out the Taishan Stone Guardian given to him by Huang Daogong.
Taishan Stone is specially used to fight evil spirits and is most suitable for dealing with this kind of demon corpse.
Roar! !
At this time, the demon corpse roared and split into three groups to pounce on the three people.
The powerful demon corpse in the lead took advantage of its flying momentum to knock Master Xu away, and the demon corpse that followed swung its bone stick and hit Zhang Dabing on the forehead.
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