Warhammer, how did I become Erebus?

Erebus went up with an uppercut.

"Skulls are offered to the throne! Blood is offered to the Emperor! Fuck you! Read it to me! Skulls are offered to the throne! Blood is offered to the Emperor! Read it to me!"

Erebus threw himself at the demon who was very likely to become a demon. With the help of Magnus and Lorgar, he beat him up and even forced him to kneel in front of the statue of the Emperor.

The same scene made the emperor's eyelids twitch.

Restraining his murderous intent and the urge to beat people, the emperor looked up at the sky.

"Bastard! Kill me! I'll take Ahriman with me!"

"Okay, okay! Then you can take it!"

Bengbu lives in Bengbu. Magnus looked at Erebus and asked, "Are you saving my offspring or are you hurting my offspring?"

"Erebus!"

Magnus couldn't help but speak out.

"I asked the Divine Emperor to write a letter to your master, saying that you are against the Blood God Guide!"

"mean!"

Four voices sounded at the same time.

The voices were those of the Daemon, Magnus, Ahriman, and the Emperor!

"The Cursed One kills me!"

"No, he only knows how to write letters. Who do you think the Blood God will trust?"

The demon was silent for a moment.

Whether the Blood God believed it or not, there was no hope for him to be promoted to a great demon in this lifetime, and he might even become a chaos egg.

"what do you want."

"Sign a contract with me! Transfer the contract to me! Be my elf!"

"You're courting death! Mortal! Unless you're cursed into promising not to kill me! Otherwise, I won't agree!"

The demon roared.

"Just sign it! I won't kill you!"

"What?"

The Khorne demon felt like he was hallucinating!

Holy shit! Is this a cursed being? This has to be fake!

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Chapter 39: Ox-horse Man - Erebus

Summon demons, trick demons, sign contracts, and transfer curses of flesh and blood.

When the Thousand Sons brought by Magnus signed various contracts with Erebus for the first time, Magnus was extremely grateful to Erebus.

Not only did he help them solve the elf problem, he even helped them solve the flesh and blood curse, but Erebus was a little panicked, he was really panicked.

So much so that he secretly found the emperor.

"I really won't be in any trouble."

"Relax, I've got you covered. The worst that can happen is me sitting on the Golden Throne. Even if I die, I won't let you fall into the hands of Chaos."

The Emperor's words, as if he were talking to an old friend, made Erebus feel relieved. He felt that even if the Emperor wanted to trick him, he would not kill him in such a way.

So he believed it!

Soon after resolving the issue of the Thousand Sons, although Erebus didn't know whether the transfer of the Thousand Sons and Magnus's contract to himself would be effective with the Emperor's help, if the Emperor said it was OK, then it would be fine, anyway, he would cover him if anything went wrong!

Soon Erebus began to deal with the affairs of the Word Bearers. Yes, he, Erebus, dealt with the affairs of the Word Bearers!

Damn Luojia!

Although most of the Word Bearers complained about this, Lorgar was so busy that the Word Bearers were now basically in contact with Erebus. Although Erebus did not accept the transformation, the Word Bearers were the first to accept it.

For example, how to shout before a battle and how to break the opponent's defense.

Or the best sparring partner - Qianzi.

The Thousand Sons now deeply regretted their blocking of the door, because these Word Bearers had learned their tactics in the same way, but they were more civilized. They didn't say a word before the battle, but after the battle, just two words would make these psykers break down their defenses instantly.

So, the Thousand Sons simply pretended to be dead.

Even when the Word Bearers started burning books in front of them, they ignored it and were scolded badly.

As a result, Magnus had to come to Lorgar's dormitory in the middle of the night, and without Erebus's knowledge, Magnus secretly took away a copy of "Erebus's Battle Quotations".

Soon the Word Bearers discovered that the Thousand Sons were beginning to imitate their example and were able to curse back.

This made the Word Bearers even more excited. After all, they had been scolding them constantly before, and this time they could completely escalate their persecution of the Thousand Sons. Thus, the Thousand Sons broke through their defenses, Magnus sought advice from Lorgar overnight, and the Thousand Sons emerged from their confinement. The Thousand Sons broke through their defenses...

But what Magnus didn't know was that the quotation he had was at least three versions behind.

......

"My father! When can we follow the Empire into battle?"

The Emperor looked at Lorgar who was pleading in front of him. He opened his mouth but in the end said nothing. He really didn't want the Word Bearers to go on the Great Crusade. Look at the former Imperial Preachers and the former Thousand Sons.

Now look at the Thousand Sons, who are always saying, "Fuck you! Eat my psychic energy!"

You said he was a Space Marine?

Disgraceful to gentlemen!

"soon."

The emperor gave an answer, but this answer could not satisfy Luojia. The expedition was one day late, and the emperor ascended to godhood one day late. The golden throne was almost covered in dust!

"My father!"

"Okay! Next month!"

The Emperor scolded slightly angrily.

Lorgar looked at the Emperor with disappointment.

After seeing Luo Jia leave, the emperor breathed a sigh of relief. No matter what, he had to calm Luo Jia down first.

But what the Emperor did not know was that when Lorgar left, he went straight to Magnus.

"My brother, I wish you and your offspring to join us."

"Lorgar, even though you and Erebus have aided me and my brood, I find your words somewhat heretical."

Magnus looked at Lorgar suspiciously. Would this thing divide the empire?

"No, my brother. Although the Word Bearers and the Thousand Sons are loyal to the Imperium and the God-Emperor, you have also seen the Warp Chaos's intrusion into humanity. Therefore, Erebus and I established an organization called the Inquisition, but we lack psykers who can compete with the Warp."

Magnus considered Lorgar's words for a moment, then nodded.

"Then I promise you, so how should I help you?"

"Uh, I'll let Erebus talk to you about the specific matters."

"?"

No? Who the hell is the Commander of the Word Bearers, you or Erebus?

Lorgar seemed to see what Magnus was thinking.

"Erebus is the most loyal believer I have ever met. At least...with Erebus around, I can spare time to write books, study, and do things I like. And then I can also find time to pray."

"But power..."

"Uh, it's tiring. Magnus, you know it's tiring. After all, having someone you trust can often help you a lot. How about I lend you Erebus for a few days?"

Magnus pondered for a moment and then nodded.

soon.

The busy Erebas felt that he was getting busier and busier. He lowered his head and had a sullen face. Although the sun was shining brightly outside, there was no light at all in this office. He had just finished processing a large number of documents, and now more and more documents appeared in front of him.

He felt like he was going crazy!

"Garrulek! Garrulek!"

Erebus roared.

Jarulek crawled out from the pile of documents. He wanted to be transferred! He wanted to change his position!

"My lord, I'm here!"

"Who sent these documents?"

"do not know."

He kept his head down with Erebus every day, so how would he know who sent it?

"This is a Thousand Sons Legion matter! How did it get sent to us, the Word Bearers? Magnus! Damn you, Magnus!"

Garulek remained silent. Perhaps Lord Erebus was the only one who could curse the God-Emperor, the Lord Primarch, and not be punished... no, he was the only one who could be punished and still be alive and well.

Soon Erebus found Magnus, but Magnus closed the door and refused to see him. However, he pushed Ahriman out with a bitter face.

"You've been conscripted!"

Erebus put his hands on his waist and looked at Ahriman.

"My apologies, Erebus, my brother, this is Kor Phaeron's letter of appointment. I will be serving in the Inquisition."

Ahriman had anticipated this, and he took out Kor Phaeron's seal in advance, then spoke to Erebus.

Erebus took the document and tore it up in front of him.

But Ahriman was prepared, and he took out a new document.

Erebus was so angry that his face turned red.

"Erebus, I think you look like a descendant of Lord Magnus. How about a Thousand Sons?"

"piss off!"

Soon, the little one was no longer able to resist, and Erebus found the Emperor.

"Either the Great Expedition! Or I die in front of you! You choose one, fellow!"

Erebus came up and spoke directly to the point.

The emperor took a sip of tea and breathed a sigh of relief. As for this matter, it was a good thing that Erebus didn't notice that he had thrown the seal holder's documents over.

"Okay, next month."

Where can I find a worker who can do many models and fish?

"I say now! Immediately! Immediately! Humanity awaits us! The future is urgent!"

The Emperor shook his head, then nodded, taking a sip of his tea.

"next month."

Fuck you yellow-skinned bastard!

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Chapter 40: Revenge! Erebus avenges me!

The Great Crusade! It Begins!

First of all, they have to go back to Terra, and secondly, the affairs here are basically handed over to other people.

On the ship, Erebus looked at the special products brought from the office and the documents in the two cabins. Erebus's face turned grim. He smashed a hole in the heavy metal.

Grass!

There definitely aren't so many documents on Colchis. How could Slaanesh come here and give birth to a baby on such a planet?

He now seriously suspected that he was cursed by the Seal Master!