Warhammer, how did I become Erebus?

"Anthus, you said before that the bird-like evil god represents wisdom and will tempt the God-Emperor to explore knowledge. There's also a young girl evil god who wants to blaspheme the God-Emperor. There's also a war-fighting evil god. Although I didn't quite understand what you meant, I think it's the evil god who wants to control war and physically fight the God-Emperor. And there's also the one who makes soup... I don't quite understand."

God-Emperor, Erebus looked at Lorga with a thoughtful expression, and he quickly slapped himself in the face. What nonsense had he said to Lorga before!

"Boom boom boom!"

Just at this time.

There was a knock on the door suddenly.

"Enter!"

Luo Jia quickly put away the holy words and teachings that he had memorized from Erebus over the past three days, and then spoke expressionlessly.

"Son of God."

"Don't call me Son of God anymore, just call me Lorga."

After hearing these words, Luo Jia's face immediately turned red, and then he quickly changed the name used by the servant.

"Then... Master Lorgar, Master Kor Phaeron has awakened, but he seems to have lost his memory."

Lost my memory!?

Before Lorgar could stand up, Erebus put his arm around the priest's shoulders.

"You mean! Kor Phaeron has lost his memory?"

“Yes…yes…”

........

"Dad! Look at me! I'm Luo Jia!"

"I don't know you! Don't try to be related to me! You damn bastard! I don't have a son as old as you!"

Weird, too weird.

Erebus stood aside, watching Kor Phaeron lying on the hospital bed and pushing Lorgar away with a look of disgust. Lorgar came to Kor Phaeron crying and even wanted Kor Phaeron to recognize him as his son.

Two people watching such a farce.

Erebus leaned forward.

"Your name is Kor Phaeron!"

"Huh? Who are you?"

"I'm Erebus, the most loyal follower of the Yellow-skinned God. Do you believe in religion? Joining now will provide you with five social insurances and one housing fund, plus free food and accommodation."

"Huh! What kind of teaching?! I don't know what you're talking about, you young brat! And do you know me?"

Erebus didn't know whether the old man in front of him had really lost his memory or it was a conspiracy of the gods of the warp, so he decided to take it one step at a time.

Thinking of this, Erebus looked around and soon found a deified demon relief that had not yet been removed. He walked over and took it down.

"Do you recognize this thing?"

"do not know."

Erebus stared into Kor Phaeron's eyes, and Kor Phaeron showed no hesitation or hesitation.

"Okay! Now I say one sentence and you say one sentence."

"Why!"

"Your older son will give you a snack for dinner."

"Say!"

Erebus opened his mouth when he saw Kor Phaeron didn't hesitate at all.

Then he looked at Luo Jia, indicating that he should record this thing.

Luo Jia quickly found a small stool, took out a pen and paper and began to take notes.

"Then I'll start!"

"Youngest daughter, I fuck your entire family! You deserve to be hung in a water cage in a pig's garden along with some birdman, by a big idiot who can only chop and chop! You're a brainless, hermaphroditic piece of shit! The birdman is a moron! The big idiot isn't even a moron! That pig isn't even worthy of our mention!"

"Okay, I'm done. It's your turn."

After Erebus finished speaking, he looked around. After making sure that no evil god of the Warp was watching him, he twisted his neck with relief.

Then he looked at Kor Phaeron.

Kor Phaeron took a deep breath.

"Youngest daughter, I fuck your entire family! You deserve to be hung in a water cage in a pig's garden along with some birdman, by a big idiot who can only chop and chop! You're a brainless, hermaphroditic piece of shit! The birdman is a moron! The big idiot isn't even a moron! That pig isn't even worthy of our mention!"

"***"

Erebus clapped his hands, then looked at Lorgar.

"Will you write it down?"

"take note of it."

Fine! When the Emperor arrives, Erebus intends to print a hundred thousand copies of these Kor Phaeron's words. Don't you want to join the gods of the Warp?

When he has his own ship, Erebus will plan to hang these quotations and words directly on the ship, and he will start to spread them as soon as he enters the warp. Since you like the gods of the warp so much, now it’s time to see whether the gods of the warp like you!

"Very good! Very impressive!"

Erebus smiled and patted Kor Phaeron's shoulder.

"Believe in the God-Emperor! Perhaps the Yellow-Skinned God can help you return to the Golden Throne!"

No matter whether you have real amnesia or fake amnesia, I want to see how you plan to explain it to your four masters.

ps: End of the two chapters 1

Chapter 9: Seduce me? Kill your whole family

late at night.

Erebus lay on the bed, he yawned, and then looked up at the ceiling helplessly.

Beside him, a vague pair of eyes were watching him. If it was a beautiful girl, it must be a conspiracy of Slaanesh!

But, what is even more terrifying than the conspiracy is that the one staring at him is Luo Jia!

After learning that Kor Phaeron had lost his memory, Erebus could clearly feel that Lorgar seemed to have lost his soul and instead began to target him, the culprit.

Like sleeping.

On his left was Kor Phaeron who was soundly sleeping. The snoring of this damn old man was extremely hateful, and on his right was Lorgar who was staring at him with bright eyes.

"I said...if possible, please don't hit my adoptive father anymore."

As soon as these words came out, Erebas felt a chill on his back. With this soft and gentle voice, he was afraid that Luo Jia might be gay!

"It depends on whether he believes in the Yellow Skin God."

"He absolutely believes it."

"Then I won't beat you."

"Then I believe you."

Trust me, don't you? How long have we known each other, and you trust me? Are you crazy?

Erebus felt that Lorgar was extremely lacking in love. In fact, the only reason he could survive until now was because he had a backbone, Kor Phaeron. It was really pathetic for a guy who lived on faith.

"Goodnight then, brother."

"Good night, Lorga."

Erebus sighed inwardly, wondering if this kind of dialogue that only appeared in pornographic novels could not appear in the world of Warhammer.

He now seriously doubted whether this world was a normal Warhammer world.

Forget it, these things have nothing to do with me. As long as I can survive, that's enough. Thinking of this, Erebas closed his eyes.

Dream.

This may be the first time Erebus has slept since entering the Warhammer world.

But this sleep made Erebas extremely uncomfortable.

Because he found himself in a glass, a square glass like a box.

He just lay there.

"Snapped!"

Erebas saw a bird's foot stepping on the glass in front of his face, and then the blue bird seemed to be kicked away by a red light. Accompanied by bursts of chopping sounds, Erebas realized that there were several eyes outside staring at him hungrily.

Red, blue, green, pink, and a golden thing!

Just when Erebus was about to take a closer look to see what was going on, he found that several circles of light outside lit up by themselves. Pink was pressing on red, blue was being chased by gold, and green seemed to be beating everyone?

Completely confused about the situation, Erebas was about to take a closer look when, accompanied by a loud thunder, he opened his eyes instantly. In the darkness, Erebas looked at the ceiling with horror on his face and turned his head stiffly.

Luo Jia was lying on the bed without any sleeping posture, and the thunderous sound in the whole room came from his mouth.

No way! The Primarch snores too?

If Kor Phaeron is a trumpet, then Lorgar is like the Glorious Queen that bangs you on the head.

The snoring sounds from the left and right formed a surround sound. After Erebas was silent for a moment, he pulled out the pillow from under his head, stood up and came to Luo Jia's side. Luo Jia, who was sleeping soundly, did not notice that a figure appeared beside his bed.

Erebas looked at the sleeping Luojia with a sinister look, and without saying a word, he put the pillow on Luojia's head.

"woo woo woo woo!"

The strong feeling of suffocation made Luo Jia open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was Erebus murdering him!

.......

early morning.

In a messy room.

Luo Jia looked at Erebus with an apologetic look on his face. He had no idea that he was snoring. He looked at Erebus who was sitting on the bed with no energy.

"Sorry, my brother, I don't know..."

"While you two brats are apologizing, could you please find a doctor for an old man like me?"

Kor Phaeron looked at the two people with tears in his eyes and spoke slowly.

What kind of thing is this? I was sleeping soundly last night, and then a Luojia hit me directly. After being rubbed by two strong men for a long night, Kor Phaeron could feel that several bones in his body were definitely broken.

"If you don't want me to record your ugly behavior, change the fucking room tonight!"

Luo Jia was silent for a moment, then nodded.

Okay, then let's change the room. In the short term, Luo Jia doesn't want to let Erebus go. After all, he still wants to know more information about the God-Emperor and to better serve the God-Emperor.

In fact, being murdered once in a while is not a big deal.

Isn't this a test from the Divine Emperor?

But, Luo Jia thought again, what kind of position should he give Erebus?

After much thought, Luo Jia decided to go find Erebus.

In the corridor, Erebus walked with a look of despair on his face. He took about thirteen deep breaths to show his respect for the Emperor.

Erebus has already discovered Lorgar's bad habits.

As Erebas walked aimlessly, he found that there was great silence around him, which made him clench his fists. After passing through the corridor of blasphemous reliefs, Erebas looked at the slowly rising mist around him and the huge mirror in front of him.

The moment Erebus appeared, the mirror instantly shattered into four pieces.

"Praise the God-Emperor."

"Praise the Yellow-skinned God!"

Erebus had never been more devoted to the Emperor, he shouted.

Soon different illusions appeared on the four broken mirrors, and Erebus stared intently at the temptation from the warp.

On the first broken lens, Erebus was lying in a luxurious palace, raising the cup in his hand towards him.

On the second broken lens, Erebus became a brave general.